The man and woman teased each other and burst into laughter.

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1. Man: "Do you have feelings for me?"

Woman: "Yes, very strong feelings."

Man: "What kind of feelings?"

Woman: "The feeling of being pregnant."

Man: "Ah, what's the feeling of being pregnant?"

Woman: "The feeling of wanting to throw up but not being able to, it's so uncomfortable!"

2. Woman: Do you like me?

Man: Yes!

Woman: Why?

Man: Because you're the only girl who didn't faint after I took off my shoes!

Woman: Then why didn't you faint yourself?

Man: I have rhinitis.

Woman: How did you get it?

Man: From the smell of my feet!

3. A colleague in the office quoted a famous saying when talking about dating: "Dating without the intention of marriage is just playing around!" A female colleague couldn't stand it anymore and stood up and said: "Men only get married after they've played around enough!"

4. A girl happily said to her boyfriend: "Can you smell my body fragrance?"

The boyfriend said: "Is it cumin?"

5. I was wandering around the street when a beautiful woman walked towards me and said: "Handsome guy, hello..." I looked around, glared at her, and walked away. Damn it, trying to fool me? Do you think I've never looked in a mirror?!

6. The newlyweds entered their bridal chamber.

The bride was a bank employee, and the groom wanted to go to bed, but the bride wanted to watch TV.

The groom said, "Don't watch TV."

The bride said, "What do you want to do?"

The groom said, "I want to open an account." The bride was confused.

The groom said, "You're a bank employee, I want to open an account, you understand?" The bride smiled and said, "Welcome new customers to open accounts with me."

The groom and bride then became intimate, and after a passionate encounter, the groom fell asleep.

The bride, pushing the groom, said coquettishly, "You're so rude! You didn't say a word after opening the account."

The groom replied, "I'm a customer, what's there to say? Your bank should say to me, 'Thank you for using me,' that's what online banking says."

7. When I was little, I couldn't open bottle caps, so I always asked my older brother to open my drinks. He would always tell me, "There's fizz in the drink, half of it will escape if you open the cap!" One day I finally opened the cap, and sure enough, there was fizz, but the drink was still full. I showed it to my brother, who said with concern, "Little sister, let me do this next time!"

8. Mr. and Mrs. Tang went to visit their son in the provincial capital, and their son arranged for them to stay in a hotel. Mr. Tang saw the sex toys on the bedside table, assuming they were free, and decided to try them all, saying to his wife, "Let's recapture that youthful feeling!" Unexpectedly, they were charged nearly 200 yuan when they checked out the next day. Mr. Tang was heartbroken and had no words to express his frustration. When their son came to pick them up, he asked with a smile, "How was last night?" Old Tang angrily cursed, "Damn it, a piglet ran away from your mother's ass!"

9. I'm almost 30 and still single. Today I finally brought a girl home. We changed shoes at the door and spent the whole day happily together.
In the afternoon, my mom secretly washed the girl's shoes...

10. An aunt told my mom she wanted to introduce me to someone, saying how good the guy was, and finally adding that he wanted a petite, dependent partner. My mom replied, "Forget it, our girl is a tomboy!"

11. My mom made eggplant for dinner. I pouted and said, "Don't you know I never eat eggplant?"

Mom: "Then do you want a slap?"

She stopped talking and lowered her head to eat...

12. I asked my mom, "I'm all grown up now, can you please stop making me kneel all the time?"

My mom shook her head: "No, unless you get married."

I asked, "Does that mean I'll only be considered an adult when I get married, and then you won't make me kneel anymore?"

My mom sneered: "Hmph, once you get married, your wife will make you kneel instead."

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