Children's innocent words that fill the family with laughter

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1. Son: Dad, what does "007" mean?
Father: That's a code name for underground workers.
Son: So, does that mean you and Mom are underground workers too?
Father: Don't talk nonsense.
Son: Then why does Mom call you "250" (a slang term for an idiot), and you call Mom "13 o'clock" (a slang term for someone who is eccentric and foolish)?
2. I said to my daughter: "Watch cartoons for another 10 minutes and then it's time for bed." She protested that it was too short.
"Then 600 seconds, is that long enough?" I said.
My daughter said: "Enough, enough."
3. Today at the entrance of the community, my baby pointed at a car and said: "This is an unlicensed taxi."
The driver slyly stuck his head out. Now even 2-year-olds know this.
The baby pointed to another car: "This is a red car."
4. I patiently pointed out each one to him: "This is an apricot tree, it bears apricots. That's a peach tree, it bears peaches..."
My son suddenly realized and said, "Oh, so different trees bear different fruits! Later, find me a 'mother tree' so it bears lots and lots of mothers, so I'll have a mother to cook delicious food for me; a mother to wash my clothes; and a mother to tell me stories, how wonderful!"
5. A little girl wanted to buy colored pencils. She went to a stationery store and saw some
she liked She said to the shopkeeper, "These pencils are so pretty! I'll buy a
green one today, a red one tomorrow, and a yellow one the day after. In a few days, I
can buy all these colors."
The shopkeeper said, "Why don't you buy them all at once? Why buy them in several batches?"
The little girl smiled and said, "I come here to buy things every day, isn't that to make you look good?"

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