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1. One sweltering day, I was surfing the internet in my room late at night. Seeing that my parents were asleep, I took off my bra and went online naked to relax. My dad got up to go to the bathroom, probably intending to call me back to sleep, but he forgot to knock and just… we stared at each other in shock. My dad, embarrassed, quickly closed the door and left. The next day, my mom had a heart-to-heart talk with me: "There are a lot of bad people online these days. I heard you were having a naked chat with someone in the middle of the night.
" 2. Taibai Jinxing: "Why is Your Majesty so unhappy?" Queen Mother: "Alas, recently I've noticed the Jade Emperor always looking at the mortal realm. Later I realized he was looking at the young women." Taibai Jinxing: "Not only the Jade Emperor, but many gods are also spying. Now, everyone in the mortal realm is wearing lace and high heels, low-cut tops and showing their waists." Queen Mother was furious: "Issue a decree: lower the temperature!! Start snowing today, and let it snow for three days straight. When the snow stops, the wind will blow, freezing these fox spirits to death!!!" Taibai Jinxing: "Yes, Your Majesty, I will do it immediately."
3. I usually wear headphones. I just entered the elevator and met a beautiful woman, so I turned the volume down. Unexpectedly, she farted halfway through the elevator. Out of politeness, I pretended not to hear it. She turned her head and glanced at me. Seeing that I was wearing headphones, she smiled slightly, and then let out a series of farts before walking out of the elevator...

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