Can you tell how old you are just by touching your breasts?

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1. Katya visited Rida's house and saw Rida wearing an apron and cooking in the kitchen. She was very surprised and asked, "What's going on? Are you cooking for yourself?"
"Now I have to cook for myself."
"Why? Where is your maid?"
"She got married and is now the lady of the house."
"Really? Who did you marry?"
"Follow me."
Comment: "Don't let the good stuff go to outsiders; rabbits only eat the grass near their burrows."
2. Student A: "Why do you run so fast to school?"
Student B: "Because I have a bad memory."
Student A: "What does this have to do with memory?"
Student B: "I just memorized a text at home, but I'm worried that if I spend too much time on the way, I'll forget it."
Comment: I wonder if this continues, will it become another "Liu Xiang"?
3. A beautiful woman decided to spend a lot of money on plastic surgery and weight loss. After spending over ten thousand yuan, she was very satisfied! On her way home, she bought a newspaper at a newsstand. While getting her change, she asked the owner, "Excuse me, how old do you think I am?" The owner said, "32." She was overjoyed: "47!" Next, she went to McDonald's. She asked the clerk at the counter...
The same question. The young lady said: I guess 29. She was overjoyed: No, it's 47! Excited, she went to the street...
She bought a pack of chewing gum at the 7-Eleven supermarket and couldn't resist asking the cashier. The cashier said, "Hmm, I guess 30." She proudly replied, "47, thank you!" While waiting for the bus, she asked the old man next to her. The old man said, "I'll give you 78."
"I'm 47, my eyesight isn't good, I can't tell." But there's a way to tell when you're young. "If you let me put my hand inside your bra, I can definitely tell your age!" After a long silence on the empty street, she finally couldn't resist her curiosity: "Okay! You try." The old man put his hand inside her shirt, then inside her bra, and began to slowly and carefully feel around. After a few minutes, she said: "Okay, guess how old I am?" He gave her one last squeeze and took his hand out. He said: "Madam, you're 47." The beautiful woman was shocked and asked in surprise: "Amazing! How did you know?" "I promise I won't get angry?" "I won't get angry!" The old man's answer made the beautiful woman faint:....
Go to McDonald's. Ask the lady at the counter.
The same problem.
I was in line behind you back then...

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