Nine Hilarious Lewd Poems

1) A young girl wants to make love
, but she says, "You're so bad." "
You're so bad, so bad, you tricked me into watching porn."
Her heart races with excitement, she just wants to make love right away.
Half-heartedly, she unties her clothes, her legs spread wide.
That thick, long thing, without a word, thrusts in.
Her precious virginity is violated, how will she explain this later?
But then she thinks it's not so bad, she feels quite pleased.
Anyway, she's already your type, so go for it.
Every move hits my weak spot, every position is strange and wonderful.
She urges you on in a sweet, coquettish voice, "Let's have a competition today."
Let's see who loses first, even if I die, it's worth it.
From now on, I'm not afraid to cheat, I'll never blame my brother again.
I'll carry this fixed asset with me, traveling far and wide to earn extra money.
I'll sleep with my brother, then my uncle, then my wife, then my husband.
Small investment, quick returns, a few hundred dollars with a simple squeeze of my legs.
After selling, the goods are still there, just wash them with water and sell them again.
Repeated use is no big deal, the skin won't break and the flesh won't be damaged.
As long as the pants are pulled up, who says the girl isn't virtuous.
(2) Seeking romance all over the country
, Guizhou girls aren't expensive, they only charge a little wear and tear fee.
Wenzhou women are the most cunning, they check before making love.
Chongqing girls are the most sassy, they want to be penetrated from behind.
Yunnan women are shameless, they want to lick with their tongues during lovemaking.
Ningbo girls are the most unrestrained, they want to have sex seven or eight times a night.
Guangzhou rich women are the richest, they specialize in dealing with young men.
Shanghai girls are cultured, their bedroom skills are renowned throughout the world.
Sichuan girls are short, they can only be mistresses.
Beijing girls are polite, they always carry condoms.
Northeast big sisters are the most powerful, they dare to have sex in public places!
(3) The good man Wu Erlang
, the good man Wu Erlang, his kung fu is all about his penis.
He killed a tiger on Jingyang Ridge, and killed a wolf in Kuaihuo Forest.
There's nothing to do on Erlong Mountain, he once killed three sheep.
This day Wu Song got excited again, but alas, he had no girls by his side.
I had no choice but to stir-fry the cherry blossoms myself.
I don't know how this happened, but there was a little girl down there.
A stream of heat sprayed down and shot the girl's back.
The girl tasted it and opened her mouth:
Damn it, who doesn't put sugar in their porridge!
(4) Lotus flowers in the lotus pond.
Lotus flowers float in the lotus pond, and the toad hugs the frog's waist.
From afar, it looks like they are doing exercises, but up close, they are having sex.
The toad is about to have an orgasm, and the frog is busy looking for a condom.
The toad laughs with pleasure, and Viagra is surprisingly effective!
(5) The relationship between the sexes is really wonderful,
the relationship between the sexes is really wonderful, everyone wants it.
The woman pretends to be shy when they meet, but takes off her bra as soon as she gets to bed.
Dozens of rounds in one night, she keeps yelling.
Her buttocks keep sticking up, making the penis blister.
The woman laughs with pleasure, "Big brother, big brother, I want more!"
(6) It turns out the bed legs were not sturdy.
White lace-trimmed briefs, black pubic hair on both sides.
Red labia minora, penis really couldn't hold back.
Quickly take off underwear, part pubic hair and ride the clouds.
Thrust in and out, semen pouring out, *** overflowing like a waterfall.
At this moment, only a creaking sound was heard, it turns out the bed legs were not sturdy!
7) Biyuanchun
has so many tricks for making love, making countless men break their backs.
Fragrant grass up and down,
*** flowing,
wanting to play a few tricks with the strong man.
A generation of beauty,
can also play the flute,
making you bend over in the morning.
All gone,
count the romantic figures,
all of them do it all night long.
8) Bu Suanzi
*** wet pubic hair,
blood flying out of vagina.
Both of them are already naked,
only penis erect.
Pain without making a sound,
only calling out to the bed,
when semen is sprayed everywhere,
she laughs on the bed.
(9) Bu Suanzi
smiles to welcome the beauty home,
drunken eyes looking forward.
When the heart is already restless,
he hugs her in his arms.
Hugging wasn't enough;
all she did was whine in bed.
When she was completely exhausted,
she said she wanted more.

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