Financial crisis triggered by one-night stands with married women

A man went to the market to sell pigs, but it rained at night, and he couldn't sell any of his twenty pigs . He asked to stay overnight at a farmer's house.
The young woman said, "I'm alone here, it's inconvenient." The man pleaded, "Please, sister, give me one pig." The woman agreed, but there was only one bed. The man said, "I'll sleep on your bed too, and I'll give you another pig." The woman agreed. In the middle of the night, the man and woman discussed sleeping on top of each other, but the woman refused. The man said, "I'll give you two pigs." The woman agreed, but demanded that he not move. After a while, the man couldn't resist and begged to move a little, but the woman refused. The man said , "I'll give you two pigs if I move a little." The woman agreed. The man moved eight times and then stopped. The woman asked why he stopped . The man said there were no more pigs. The woman whispered, "How about I give you some pigs..." At dawn, the man whistled and drove 30 pigs (including the 10 from the young woman's house) to the market... A Harvard professor commented: To discover potential user needs, it is necessary to guide and cultivate user needs in the early stages. Therefore, the investment is in line with the laws of development. Another man, hearing of this, decided to do the same. He went to the market to sell pigs, but it rained at night, and he couldn't sell any of his twenty pigs. He asked to stay overnight at a farmer's house. The young woman said, "I'm alone here, it's inconvenient." The man pleaded, "Please, sister, give me one pig." The woman said, "Okay, but there's only one bed." The man said, " I'll sleep on the bed too , and I'll give you another pig." The woman agreed. In the middle of the night, the man asked the woman if he could sleep on top of her, but she refused. The man said, "I'll give you two pigs." The woman agreed, but demanded that he not move. After a while, the man couldn't resist and begged to move a little, but the woman refused . The man said, "I'll give you two pigs if I move a little." The woman agreed. The man moved seven times and stopped. The woman asked why he stopped. The man said, "It's over~~~ " The woman: ...... At dawn, the man, head down, drove two pigs to the market... Harvard professor's comment: Invest cautiously based on the company's size to prevent cash flow problems. Another man, upon learning of this, decided to replicate the scheme while learning from the experience. He first traded a pig for a Viagra pill. Afterward, at dawn, the man whistled and drove 38 pigs (including the 18 from the young woman's house) to the market… Harvard professor's comment: If a company receives financial capital assistance, its operational capabilities will multiply. Many men knew about this method, and Viagra became scarce, gradually requiring two or three pigs to trade for one pill. Harvard professor's comment: This is inflation. When the price of a pig rose to 16 pills, Harvard professor's comment: The man had reached marginal cost; aside from confidence in his abilities and good hopes for the future, his actual pig cash flow was zero. However, more and more men traded pigs, leading the Viagra seller to expand production capacity and introduce a secondary Viagra: if you needed a pig, you could borrow one by promising to spend a night in the woman's room, paying for the pig afterward. This method greatly boosted Viagra sales. Harvard professor's comment: This is lending, allowing companies to choose to borrow working capital based on future earnings. The Viagra store later announced a deal: even if you didn't own a single pig, you could borrow one by promising to spend a night in the woman's room. The pig would be repaid later. A Harvard professor commented: "This is financial innovation—making people spend future money now, since you won't be able to spend it when you're old anyway." As soon as the news spread, more and more men wanted to exchange pigs. Some approached the Viagra store, saying, "This project is amazing! Let's turn it into a high-quality fund and sell bonds. You can share in my profits, how about it?" The Viagra store thought it was a great idea, so they categorized the men into three groups: those exchanging pigs with existing ones, those borrowing part of their pigs, and those borrowing without any pigs. They issued three types of bonds. Everyone rushed in, buying the Viagra store's bonds. Business was so good that the Viagra store outsourced bond sales to another company, which also made a fortune. The company grew larger and larger, even able to issue bonds detached from actual Viagra sales, generating huge cash profits for itself and the Viagra store. Harvard professor's comment: This is a case of professionals doing professional work, moving from physical business operations to capital operations, elevating the economy to a higher level. To prevent future losses on its bonds, the company decided to insure them, making bond sales easier because if problems arose, it could receive compensation from the insurance company. Wow, the bond company's sales are booming, and the insurance company is also reaping huge, unearned insurance revenue. Harvard professor's comment: This is risk hedging, strategic alliances, improving the company's risk resistance and protecting consumer interests. Too many men were lining up to exchange for pigs, and the woman couldn't handle it, saying, "I'm quitting, I'm moving!" Suddenly, countless men with Viagra were owing pigs. Harvard professor's comment: This is an isolated phenomenon, a normal market fluctuation, and won't affect the overall economy. However, the woman refused to move back. Some of the men who owed pigs had no income and defaulted, resulting in a large number of bonds maturing and being unable to be redeemed for pigs. The bond company, seeing that one Viagra pill was worth 16 pigs, couldn't possibly repay and declared bankruptcy. Harvard professor's comment: This is a subprime mortgage crisis, and won't affect the entire financial industry. Little did they know, the bond company had also insured the bonds. The insurance company, seeing this, realized they couldn't afford to pay out and declared bankruptcy as well. A Harvard professor commented: This is a financial crisis, but it won't affect the overall real economy. Later: It's said the woman came to China...

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