Tell me a true joke

I work in Canada, and our company is practically an international club. Our staff comes from all over the world—all sorts of people. There are people from Europe, like Albania, Yugoslavia, Romania, and Ukraine; from Asia, like the Philippines, India, Bangladesh, and Sri Lanka; from South America, like Brazil and Argentina; from many smaller countries like Ecuador; and from Africa, like Somalia. Here, I want to talk about Linda, an Iraqi. Just to clarify, Linda is white; they are native Iraqis, Christians. They now make up only 3% of the population in Iraq, a minority, while people like Saddam Hussein, who are Muslims, are mostly immigrants. Our company's salaries aren't high or low, and the work isn't strenuous or stressful, so people live quite comfortably. As the saying goes, "When people are well-fed and clothed, they think of sex," a universal truth. So, people in our company often flirt and joke about sex.
Linda is an Iraqi woman from the Middle East, probably in her forties. She tells everyone in the company that she's still a virgin, so everyone knows Linda is. That day, during my break, I went into the dining and rest area. There were many people inside, chatting in small groups. As soon as I pushed open the door, Linda saw me and loudly proclaimed, "Chinese men's are small! Chinese men's are small!" Linda's shout silenced everyone, who listened to our conversation.
I said, "Linda, have you tried it?" She immediately softened and said, "No, no" (because she said she was a virgin). I said, "Come on, let's try it." I grabbed her arm and pulled her towards the door. She pulled back, saying, "Ah, I don't want you to break my hymen." I said, "It's okay, Chinese men's are small, I won't break your hymen, you'll experience pleasure, and you'll still be a virgin.
" As soon as I said this, the whole room erupted in laughter. Some people laughed loudly and even banged on the table. The joke quickly spread throughout the company, and even a manager came to ask me what happened. Later, Linda became everyone's acknowledged, verbally acknowledged, my virgin girlfriend.
After that, I became very unrestrained with Linda. When no one was around, I would pinch her buttocks and touch her buttocks. Their culture is different from ours. We believe that a virgin is someone whose hymen is intact. They believe that a virgin is someone who has never been touched by a man. I often joked with Linda that she was no longer a virgin because I had touched her buttocks.

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