[Chapter 2 of Collapsed School]

Chapter Two: Complaints and Deception In a corner of Y City, a seemingly ordinary villa stood,
with an oddly placed plaque above the main entrance that read "The Long Clan."
"Looks like I'm home..." A wriggling, unidentified object looked up at the villa and
shed tears of joy.
'Just a little longer!' Soon I'll be able to fill my stomach! Thinking this,
a surge of strength welled up in my already exhausted body.
Yes, this is me—or rather, me who almost starved to death...
After leaving the Century Grand Hotel, feeling incredibly hungry, I rushed home almost nonstop, just
to fill my stomach.It's not that I didn't want to splurge outside, it's just that I only had one yuan left
... Well, this all starts with my family situation. My dad is a traditional yet fashionable man; these seemingly
contradictory traits are perfectly blended in him. His so-called tradition is embodied in his firm belief in the saying, "Boys should be raised frugally,
girls should be raised lavishly." And I, who was raised as the pillar of the next generation, have had this philosophy implemented to
the extreme! Although we live a very comfortable life, he has never given me a single penny! Even when my older sister tried to secretly give me some,
he found out and confiscated it using various methods! He only leaves me a little bit of New Year's money, which
is almost gone after a while. Can you believe this is my real dad?!
As for his view of fashion… well, I’m too embarrassed to say, so I’ll skip it here…
Originally, it shouldn’t have been this bad.” But on my way to the bus stop, something very interesting happened
, and it cost me my last dollar. …
It was like this… On this sunny, cloudless, snowy, icy afternoon… in short, a
very nice day, on my way home, I was stopped by a man dressed as a Taoist priest.
“Young man!” I see your face is dark! Your brows are full of worry! Is there something troubling you? Tell
me, and I can help you figure it out!” A 2B young man wearing a tattered Taoist robe, with a full beard and a face that clearly said “I
’m a liar” blocked my way.
“Thank you for your kindness, fellow Taoist. I just turned 18 this year and am not yet married. How about I betroth my daughter to your wife
?” "I found it amusing and decided to use my ability to make up stories to amuse this big liar.
The 2B Taoist priest was stunned by my bluff, and it took him a while to say, 'You jest, benefactor. I can assure you that
what I said before was not a joke. If you believe me, you will surely be able to resolve your doubts.'
I pretended to be skeptical and said, 'Is that really true?!' '
Is that really true!' I looked troubled, paced around a few times, and then reluctantly said, 'I'll believe you for now, but 　　what are
your fees, Master …' 　　The 2B Taoist priest's already serious face became even more sanctimonious, and he said with righteous indignation, 'I am a cultivator 　　of the Tao, what use do I have for these gold and silver things! Doing good deeds and accumulating merit is the right path!'" " 　　My eyes were filled with admiration, and I was about to offer some praise when the otherworldly sage before me suddenly gave a lewd 　　smile, his face full of mercenary intent: 'However, my Taoist temple has been in disrepair for years, leaking every time it rains, and 　　urgently needs repair. If it is convenient for you, benefactor, why not donate some useful items so that I can have a place to cultivate in peace? That 　　would be a good deed. May the Three Pure Ones bless you with a long and peaceful life!' 　　'Good! As long as you can resolve my doubts, I am willing to give all the money I have to contribute to the revolutionary cause 　　!' I started rambling again. Anyway, I only had one yuan on me, not a penny more or less." The 2B 　　Taoist couldn't hide his joy. After I coughed a few times, he regained his composure and said, 'Then what troubles you, benefactor? 　　'" " 　　I rolled my eyes, smiled secretly, and said to him, 'It's like this,' I said. 'Two extremely beautiful girls 　　have fallen in love with me at the same time, and I like them very much too, but I can only choose one, and I'm currently worrying about it.' 　　The 2B Taoist priest stared at me, looking me up and down for a few moments. After I coughed a few more times, he 　　said incredulously, 'You have quite the skill, benefactor. May I have a look at your faces and complexions so I can make a judgment?' 　　'That's easy.' Without saying a word, I took out my phone, opened the album labeled 'My God,' and 　　showed him photos of myself with the two beauties. 　　In the photos, two extremely similar-looking girls had their arms around my shoulders and neck, their heads 　　resting on my face. Their radiant smiles seemed to eclipse the world. 　　The 2B Taoist priest gasped, his eyes filled with envy, and after a long silence, said, 'You are truly blessed, benefactor!'" " These 　　two beauties are both devoted to one person; this is a rare and precious destiny for you, benefactor, from past lives to this one." 　　"As you can see, fellow Daoist, these two sisters have been pressuring me more and more lately, so I must make a decision 　　," I said, quite frustrated. " 　　Actually, it's simple. I have a plan that will surely resolve your predicament and ensure the well-being of both ladies," 　　2B said confidently. 　　"Please enlighten me, Master," I said, startled, and quickly flattered. 　　"Seek common ground while reserving differences!" 　　"Oh? How so?" 　　"Both ladies share the desire to possess you, benefactor, and their disagreement lies here as well. Since they 　　share the same viewpoint, why not compromise on this small matter?" 2B Daoist smiled. 　　"But what if it's due to my own factors?" 　　"Then you naturally have the answer in your heart." " 　　My heart skipped a beat, and tears welled up in my eyes. I never imagined the problem that had troubled me for so many days would be solved so easily. Truly a 　　master!" 　　"Fellow Daoist, your kindness is immense! I have no way to repay you! This is just a small token of my appreciation! I hope you will accept it!" I reached into 　　my pocket and handed over the last of my possessions to 2B, then quickly left the scene. 　　2B, the Daoist, beamed like a peony, licking his filthy hands—hands he hadn't used in months—after picking up 　　trash, and prepared to count his money. 　　"You little brat!!! How dare you mess with me!! I'll skin you alive! Stop right there! 　　" A deafening roar came from behind, causing countless pedestrians to stop in surprise, watching 　　the farce unfolding before them.

This was no joke to me. If I got caught, the consequences would be very serious and violent. "For
my chastity!" "For my future!" Of course, I had to run as fast as I could.
"Wait!" Stop! I don't know how long I ran, but I was already panting heavily and finally stopped.
The Taoist priest looked at me with a murderous expression, his anger blazing, waiting for my explanation.
I took a few deep breaths, trying to calm myself down, and then said with a serious face, "Fellow Taoist, I foresaw that you would
have a bloody disaster today. You'd better get away from this place of trouble as soon as possible."
"I'll let you bleed a little first!" The Taoist priest exploded, pulling out a whisk that seemed to appear out of nowhere and
throwing it at me.
I looked at him fearlessly, as if I didn't care about life or death.
Just when the whisk's hair was only a fraction of a millimeter away from me, the Taoist priest stopped. It wasn't that he wanted to stop
; several large hands grabbed him from behind, and with a "click," his hands were
locked together.
"Young man, well done! It's because of outstanding young people like you that this country is becoming
better and better." The policeman patted my shoulder, showering me with praise.
"Cracking down on these lawless criminals is something every conscientious citizen would do!"
I declared, my face righteous and my gaze unwavering.
"Pfft..." Upon hearing my words, the 2B Taoist priest spat out a mouthful of blood, clearly on the verge of death: "
I'll haunt you even as a ghost!" He then tilted his head... seemingly fainting.
Watching the police car speed away, I felt a surge of secret satisfaction, but also a deep sense of relief. Amitabha
! Well done, well done! As the saying goes, "Better a fellow Daoist dies than I, the Daoist!" Please forgive me, brother!
Just as I was about to walk towards the bus stop, I reached into my pocket and my face changed drastically.
Oh no! I miscalculated! It's over 30 kilometers from home! You stinking Daoist! Give me back my one yuan!
"Calm down! Calm down!" "I still have my phone!" Haha!
I pulled out my phone and gently pressed a button. This black desktop background is hilarious… Why is it black?!
No way?!
"Heavens! Strike me with lightning!"

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