[Fantasy] The Slave Chronicles of Eden (Complete) - 1

Chapter 1

"What's this? Watching porn doesn't warrant a fine or being locked up in a dark room, right?"

Standing in a gray, gloomy world, I roared! There was no sky, no land, no scenery, everything was a dark, gray expanse.

I'd been here for most of the day, temporarily managing to stay sane with my wild thoughts, but I knew anyone who stayed in a place like this for too long would go crazy.

In my memory, I was hiding in my little apartment, watching a sadistic H-anime, and also playing an H-game, disciplining a little girl. Suddenly, the screen went gray, then a vortex appeared, and I lost consciousness. When I opened my eyes, I was in this godforsaken place.

This strange yet subconsciously familiar feeling made me realize that something had happened—Damn! I'd transmigrated! And it was very likely the bloodiest and most violent infinite flow transmigration, awaiting me endless slaughter and deception.

Damn it! I don't want to transmigrate! Let me go back! An endless scream raged within me; I was almost going mad.

Unlike the ecstatic protagonists in other novels, I was now terrified, my limbs numb. I'm a content person, aspiring to a life of leisure and comfort. Although I have no car, no money, and no girlfriend, I'm perfectly satisfied with my current life. The infinite world, though magical, exciting, and full of temptations, is only something I can observe from a reader's perspective. To actually participate in it would be suicide!

"Ara! Ara! Sorry. I'm so sorry, it's been a long time since any mortals have appeared. I'm late!"

Suddenly, a white light appeared before me, and a clear, melodious voice emanated from it. The light dissipated, and a tiny elf appeared in mid-air, fluttering its transparent wings. Short blue hair, delicate features, and a body no bigger than my palm clad in a revealing three-piece suit of armor. A playful expression and a graceful figure made this adorable little elf instantly endearing.

"Hello! Lucky player. Let me introduce myself first. My name is Sunny. I'm your newbie guide," the little sprite said, tugging at a non-existent hem of her skirt. "Welcome to the world of 'Eden.'

This is a world of desire created by the Demon God Leon, where he will fulfill all your desires. You can enslave any creature in the game and capture them as your pets. If you're lucky, monsters will transform into human form when you capture them. The system will automatically absorb your brainwaves to determine your sexual orientation and decide the monster's gender after humanization. The system will not interfere with anything you do to your pets. So, you should understand what this entails, right?

However, as a condition for enjoying the benefits of 'Eden,' you must become a powerful warrior and fight for the Demon God. Okay, you'll need to explore the game yourself for more information. That's all, I'm off!" The little sprite finished quickly, winked playfully at me, and turned to leave.

"Wait a minute!"

Isn't this supposed to be an infinite flow world? Before I could fully process what the sprite had said, I instinctively reached out to hold her back and ask her more questions. But my hand, unfortunately, ended up gripping her leg.

A sharp pain shot through my hand, reaching my brain, making me want to let go. However, the soft, boneless body in my hand made me tighten my grip. It felt so damn good, making me want to squeeze it a few more times.

But then a voice echoed in my mind: "Player Baiyu is attempting to capture the guide sprite. Scanning..."

"Scan complete, capture confirmed! Capturing..."

"Ah! I knew this would happen! Get me off! You lecherous hand!" A

tearful voice came from within the white light, and countless red threads emerged from my hand, wrapping around the sprite in the white light. The sprite's clear voice was filled with terror.

"Capture successful. Pet guide spirit, intelligence cannot be determined. Possesses the name 'Sunny Day.' Would you like to modify it?"

"No!"

A series of voices left me completely bewildered, and I subconsciously replied. After a long while, I suddenly realized that I had unknowingly caught a pet she mentioned.

"Let me go! You little rascal. Otherwise... otherwise... I'll bite you!"

The little spirit struggling in my hand threatened me. However, the slight struggle in my hand and the harmless threat gave me a sense of conquering pleasure.

"Pet Sunny Day is beginning to resist your control! Please confirm whether to erase the spirit's consciousness!"

Then the system's voice came to my mind.

"Please! No!"

The little spirit seemed to realize something and immediately begged loudly, "I know a lot about this world, and I'm sure it will be helpful to you. Please, master, don't erase my consciousness." Although I didn't know what would happen to her if her consciousness was erased, a living pet was better than a dull puppet. Furthermore, given her role as a guide, she should have a deep understanding of this world, which would undoubtedly be a great help to me, someone who had just arrived. Her calling me "Master" also gave me a great sense of accomplishment, and I immediately refused, saying, "Cancel! Retain the original consciousness!"

"Thank you, Master!"

After the white light dissipated, the little fairy reappeared in my hand, her eyes brimming with tears.

Seeing the little fairy's delicate and helpless appearance, coupled with that wicked "Master/Pet" setting, a wicked lust ignited within me.

A pet, huh? I am her master now. Isn't it said that you can do anything to your pet?

Then raping your pet is also a master's right! Thinking this to myself, I ripped off Qingtian's clothes, revealing her small, delicate body.

"Ah! No!"

Qingtian screamed, trying to cover her body with her hands, but I wouldn't let her have her way. My thumbs kneaded her small body, the smooth touch making my penis feel like it was about to burst. Her small breasts were just beginning to develop, as clear and bright as water droplets. Her legs were spotless, and when I parted her calves, which looked like tender buds, I could see a tiny slit.

I couldn't help but stick out my tongue and lick her delicate body, instantly making her whole body sticky and wet. But the smooth and sweet taste, like tofu, was already making me want to keep eating it.

"Master... ah~ don't lick, I'm ticklish... ah... I can't take it... woo... no..."

Qingtian trembled slightly, her mind filled with passion.

"Ah... no... it hurts... don't do this..."

I tried to poke her slit with my little finger, but unfortunately, she was smaller than my palm, so how could I possibly insert it? At most, I could only rub her between her thighs, and even that made the little one cry out in pain.

"Damn! Grow bigger! I want to fuck you!"

The lust burning within me made my whole body hot and bothered; I felt my penis about to burst. I roared at Qingtian.

"No... Master... I'm only level 0 right now, this is all I can get!"

The little sprite, panting, slightly opened her large eyes, exhaling a delicate breath, her face flushed, and said.

"Damn!"

The little creature's words were like a bucket of cold water, extinguishing most of my lust. A delicate beauty was right in front of me, yet I couldn't have her. Had I finally arrived at this legendary paradise, only to have to take matters into my own hands in the end?

"But Master, I can help you!"

Qingtian blinked her big eyes, then flew from my hand and instantly burrowed into my crotch.

A warm sensation spread from my penis, "Ah!"

I cried out in pleasure, quickly pulling down my pants. There she was, the little sprite crawling all over my penis, diligently licking my glans. She was using all four limbs to rub against it.

Watching this pure and petite sprite so close to my penis, twisting her head to kiss and lick the glans, her small buttocks undulating against it, and tiny strands of saliva dripping from her clitoris, hanging from the bulging veins of my penis, I felt a wave of tingling goosebumps wash over me. My penis shuddered, and a large amount of white fluid gushed out.

"Ah!"

Qingtian quickly pulled her head away, and my penis sprayed out semen like a water gun. I realized then that with her small size, the semen I sprayed could have knocked her against the wall and drowned her.

"Master, really!"

Qingtian pouted, complaining about my sudden attack. She then scooped up a handful of the remaining semen from my glans and swallowed it whole. A white light flashed across her body, and she seemed to grow slightly larger.

"Ding!"

The system voice announced, "Baiyu's pet guide spirit—Qingtian—has received a reward of her master's semen, leveling up by 1."

Damn! What's going on? Is this girl a semen-eating beast? She can level up by eating my semen? I couldn't help but feel a chill. ————————Separation Line———————— As I ejaculated, the dark scene before me began to change. The surrounding light brightened, fresh air flowed into my nose, and my feet felt solidly grounded.

A clear, cloudless blue sky, the crisp chirping of birds. All around was a peaceful and serene scene: a cobblestone path, low wooden houses, and dilapidated fences. This scene gave me a surreal feeling, as if I had returned to an ancient village.

There weren't many people in the village, only a few old women sitting on stone benches beside an ancient well, nodding and talking blankly, looking like stone sculptures at first glance. My appearance didn't attract the attention of the old women; they continued their conversation, making it immediately clear that I must be an NPC in the game.

"Sunny, is this a single-player game?"

Looking at the lonely game world where I was the only one, I couldn't help but ask curiously.

"Of course not."

The little girl licked the semen off her hands and said, "This is the starting village of 'Eden.' Every player chosen by the system comes here first to familiarize themselves with this world. However, no one has been chosen for a long time. So, right now, you're the only one in the starting village, Master." "

Starting village? Then where did everyone else go?"

The setting of the starting village reminded me of the possibility of a higher-level main city, so I asked.

"Besides the starting village, there are three other worlds in *Eden*: the Immortal Realm, the Demon Realm, and the Martial Realm. After reaching level 10 in the starting village, players will be randomly assigned to one of these worlds; that's the true *Eden* world,"

Qingtian explained.

There's also a distinction between the three realms. So, this should be considered a matter of faction affiliation. That's easy to understand. I then asked, "What are the differences between these three realms?"

"The differences are huge. Aside from being part of *Eden*, these three realms are completely different worlds.

The Immortal Realm is based on a fantasy/martial arts worldview, with both monsters and player classes following the established settings. Monsters include knights, generals, immortals, Buddhas, demons, and monsters. Players can initially choose from the following classes: Knight, Immortal, Buddha, Demon, and Monster. Knights are martial artists, focusing on physical attacks and martial arts skills; Immortals are cultivators, focusing on magical artifacts and immortal techniques; Buddhas are Buddhist monks, practicing Buddhist teachings; Demons are demonic cultivators, possessing powerful bodies and extremely strange magic; Monsters are sorcerers, focusing on physical cultivation and specializing in innate demonic techniques.

After reaching level 50, players can undergo a second class change. Knights can change to Martial Masters (focused on combat skills) or Qi Masters (focused on internal energy); Immortals can change to Immortal Masters." The main classes are: Onmyoji (primarily summoning skills); Barrier Masters (primarily sealing and enchanting skills); Pharmacists (primarily alchemy and healing skills); and Pet Masters (who rely on pets for combat but can enhance them). Buddhist classes have defensive options like Vajra, offensive options like Arhat, and magical options like Tantric. Demon classes have True Demon, Inner Demon, and Ghost King. Monster classes have Witch King, Demon King, and Spirit Race. The

Demon Realm is a world based on Western mythology and magic; you should be familiar with its setting, as similar descriptions appear in various games and novels. Players' initial classes are Warrior, Archer, Mage, and Demon. 1. Warriors primarily use physical attacks, with later class advancements including Warrior, Barbarian, Knight, and Assassin; 2. Archers are ranged attackers, with later class advancements including Trapper and Pet Master. The game features three main classes: 1. Longbowmen, primarily skilled in archery; 2. Winged race, primarily skilled in other skills; 3. Mages, with later job advancement options including elemental, healing, and support; 4. Demons, with later job advancement options including demons, undead, and orcs.

The game is a world dominated by mechanical technology and superpowers, with monsters including machines, superhumans, ability users, and alien creatures. Player skills include gun tactics, repair skills, mech piloting, and superpowers.

Players can choose from the following classes: 1. Infantry, with later job advancement options including heavy infantry, sniper, and artilleryman; 2. Engineers, with job advancement options including mech warrior, commander, and repairman; 3. Superhuman. This class is unique, as it cannot be advanced; players must level up and learn superpowers or study at a superhuman academy to gain greater power. "After listening to Qingtian's introduction, I couldn't help but take a deep breath. What a freaking huge world!" Ah! These three realms are completely different worlds. Each realm has its unique features and powerful beings. Take the Immortal Realm, for example. In the world of immortals and heroes, I can already think of sages like Pangu, Hongjun, and the Three Pure Ones, as well as great figures like the Twelve Ancestral Witches, Nuwa, and Fuxi. If you extend your thinking further, the bizarre and fantastical demons and spirits from the *Classic of Mountains and Seas* are endless. In the Demon Realm, there are gods like Zeus, Odin, and the Dragon King. In the Martial Realm, there are giant ships soaring through space, steel-bodied Gundams and Transformers, invincible Superman and Spider-Man, and all sorts of strange and wonderful superpowered beings. Just thinking about these makes one sigh with awe. I

pulled myself out of my reverie and decided to focus on my current situation. Although I know the world's setting, I still know nothing about how to survive here. I don't even know the basic skills.

"So how do I operate now? How do I check things like my inventory and attributes?"

I asked.

"This is much simpler. The system uses a call-like operation method. That is to say, if the master wants to check something, just shout it out, and it will appear,"

Qingtian said.

The operation method sounded really simple, so I immediately tried it out. "Attributes!"

But there was no response.

"Master, your command is incorrect. Attributes include player attributes and pet attributes. So you need to specify them,"

Qingtian corrected me.

"My attributes!"

I immediately corrected the command, and sure enough, a semi-transparent screen appeared in my upper left corner.

White Feather Level: 0 Experience Points: 0/10 Health Points: 20/20 (Constitution * 2 Strength / 2) Stamina Points: 16/16 (Constitution * 2) Strength: 8 Constitution: 8 Agility: 6 Remaining Points: 0 Attack Power: 10-10 (Strength/Constitution / 4) Defense Power: 6-6 (Constitution / 2 Agility / 3) Skills: None Number of External Pets: 0/1 Number of Assisting Pets: 1/2 Sunny's attribute display is quite simple and easy to understand, no different from ordinary game settings. However, the "external pet slots" and "number of assisting pets" are not very clear to me. Pointing to those two items, I asked Sunny, "What are these?"

"Hmm! That's a good question!"

The little girl produced a pair of glasses from somewhere, pushed up the frames on her nose, and said in a scholarly manner. Players can capture pets and use them to assist in battle. Pets are categorized by quality, ranging from gray, white, green, blue, purple, orange, legendary, and fantasy. Depending on their quality, pets also have various forms, including human, equipment, original, mechanical, mech, enhanced, cheat, domain, true god, and outer realm forms. Gray pets have only one form, white pets have two, green pets have three, and so on. The functions of pet forms are as follows: 1. Original Form: This is the pet's original monster form. It retains its original level and skills and can assist the player in battle. However, the number of pets that can assist the player is limited. Before level 10, only two pets can be summoned simultaneously. After level 10, one more is added, and then one more is added every 20 levels thereafter. Currently, the owner can only summon two pets to assist in battle. I am one of them, thus occupying one pet's assistance slot.

2. Human Form: Exists in human form, possesses no combat abilities, and does not contribute to the number of assists. A perverted beast like the master should understand the purpose of a pet in human form, right?

(Getting a sarcastic remark from his own pet!)

3. Equipment Form: All of the player's equipment is provided by the pet's transformation. Only equipment transformed from the pet can be used by the player; equipment will not drop from regular monster kills. There is no limit to the number of pets in this form. Therefore, players don't need to worry about having too many pets and wasting precious pet resources on the perverted things the master is thinking about. (Additional sarcastic attack!)

4. Mech Form: A special form, similar to a mech or magical armor. The player can enter the mech form pet's body and control the pet in combat. However, when controlling the pet in combat, the player's attributes, weapon, and armor values will not be included in the mech form pet's combat attributes. Only accessories and add-ons will be added to the pet's attributes.

5. **Blessed Form:** Somewhat similar to a mecha form, but with the opposite effect. The pet enters the player's body, transferring its attributes and skills to the player, increasing the player's combat power.

6. **Hack-on Form:** A support form, difficult to explain. However, I can transform into a hack-on form; Master can try it out later and see.

7. **Domain Form:** One of the forms possessed by high-level pets. It can create special spaces and possesses various magical spatial attributes.

The final True God Form and Outer Domain Form are even more mysterious. Ordinary pets rarely possess them. Only legendary and fantasy-level pets have a chance of appearing. I'm not entirely sure either.

After Qingtian finished speaking, my mind was filled with thoughts again. Although this girl made two consecutive sarcastic remarks, I didn't feel annoyed at all. Not erasing her consciousness was the right thing to do. If it weren't for Qingtian's detailed explanation, I don't know when I would have learned these things.

However, this girl said she could transform into a hack-on form... "State," I couldn't help but become curious. "Sunny attribute!"

I called out.

Pet: Guide Spirit - Sunny; Quality: Unknown; Original Form.

Type: Fairy Spirit Feeding: Special Level 1 Experience 0/30 Health Points: None Stamina: None Strength: None Constitution: None Agility: None Talent: None Attack Power: None Defense Power: None Skills: None Equipment: None Loyalty: Unchangeable Form: Original Form/External Form Bound and Cannot Be Traded.

Damn! What is this? A long row of "None"s left me completely bewildered. "Three Nones" is a rare attribute for most people, and you have a whole 10 "None"s? Is this a brain-dead pet or just for show? I couldn't help but scoff inwardly.

"Wow! I have a feeling Master is thinking something really rude!"

Sunny exclaimed, pouting and saying defiantly, "I used to be an NPC, and I was captured by you because I had a master with a head full of semen. So many of my abilities can only be unlocked after I grow up."

Oh! Oh! Oh! Is this the legendary international convention? When the protagonist first transmigrated, he picked up a kitten, a puppy, and a lizard. In the penultimate chapter before the ending, will they suddenly evolve into something like a Light Tiger, a Divine Beast, or a Golden Dragon?

"Ah!"

Sunny, flying in mid-air, instantly transformed into a sharp arrow, kicking me on the forehead with both feet together. "Don't think of me as such a strange thing!"

"Damn it! Why did you kick me! Ugh, are all pets like you, capable of devouring their masters?"

I immediately covered my forehead and yelled, "And how did you know what I was thinking?"

"Hmph! Back in the Elf Village, I was recognized by the village chief as a promising candidate for fortune teller with keen eyesight! So, Master's little schemes can't possibly escape my notice!"

Arms crossed, Sunny said smugly, head tilted back.

Oh, her nose's gotten longer.

Seriously, the Elf Village setting is so weird. Aren't you a system NPC? And is that village chief alright? Otherwise, his eyesight definitely isn't very good. Aren't fortune tellers usually synonymous with charlatans? A candidate's abilities are probably even more questionable, right?

"Ouch!"

Another flying kick landed on my forehead. "Those thoughts are rude even to think about. To mutter them aloud is even worse! You idiot master!"

Huh! Was the real reason I got kicked because I accidentally blurted out what was on my mind? Then Sunny's "keen eyesight" attribute is even more unreliable! The village chief really isn't in good health! I suddenly realized.

"Ah! Ah! Ah! I thought I'd met a perverted master whose brain was only filled with semen! Now I realize even his basic intelligence is highly questionable! I'm going to die! I'll be killed by a master like this!"

Qingtian clutched her head, curling up as if facing the end of the world, and said in despair.

"I'm really sorry my IQ isn't high!"

I said, clenching my fist, veins bulging on my forehead.

"No! I can still make up for it with my IQ. But being caught by such a stupid master, I feel so unwilling!"

The little girl turned to look at me with a pained expression. Her eyes were filled with pity, despair, and a sense of realization about her failed life.

"So that's the real reason for your pain? I'm so sorry!"

I finally couldn't resist and grabbed Qingtian's little face with both hands, rubbing it vigorously. Her rosy little face was so bouncy, I couldn't bear to touch it. My fingers even intentionally or unintentionally grazed her pea-like breasts, giving them a little squeeze. ————Separation Line———— "By the way, can you even capture NPCs in this game?" After

fooling around with Qingtian for a while, I finally got back to the point and asked.

"Theoretically, yes, you can."

Rubbing her cheek, which I had pinched so hard, Qingtian said unhappily, "However, NPCs definitely can't be captured using ordinary pet-catching methods. Perhaps you have to complete a series of tasks they set out, or give them special items, to make them willing to follow you. In short, it's very dangerous if the master thinks that every NPC can be captured like I did. Touching an NPC randomly might provoke a counterattack."

So, you're just a stupid pet that can be caught without any tasks or items?

Although I was thinking this to myself, Qingtian's words reminded me not to think that just because I caught Qingtian, I could touch NPCs randomly like I did with her. Many NPCs in games are often stronger than boss monsters, capable of instantly killing players. Hmm! Speaking of instant kills, I couldn't help but think of something and asked, "By the way, if you die in the game, can you revive?"

My life was at stake, so I had to be careful.

"Of course not!"

Qingtian said matter-of-factly. "The Demon God's original intention was to select powerful warriors to fight for him. That's why he created 'Eden.' If it can't even withstand the test in the world he created, then it's not worthy of the Demon God's favor at all. Death is death!"

I sighed again, realizing that preserving Qingtian's consciousness was the wisest decision. If it weren't for Qingtian's warning, I might have died several times over. Foolishly thinking that all NPCs could be captured, or that I could resurrect in the game, I recklessly challenged high-level monsters. It seems that while 'Eden' is full of temptation, the test is still extremely cruel. Life is only once, so I must be extra careful.

"By the way, is there anything else I need to be careful about?"

Qingtian's reminder helped me avoid potential threats time and time again, making me more cautious.

"There are many other things, but I can't go into them right now. Master, you'd better check your mission log. It will have hints about the missions you can complete at this stage. There are some missions you must complete; if you don't complete them, you will be eliminated,"

Qingtian said.

"Task log?"

I asked curiously, but as soon as I read it, a black notebook appeared in my hand.

Opening it, I saw several lines of dense writing.

1. Shameless: Still no equipment? Hurry up and get it! Being naked is indecent, be careful you don't get caught!

(Completeable) 2. The Chrysanthemum Chicken's Ambition: The chrysanthemum chickens outside the starting village often steal the villagers' scattered grain. They vow to eat all the fallen grain outside the village. Go and kill their chrysanthemums to rid the villagers of this menace. Task Requirement: Kill 10 chrysanthemum chickens (Incomplete: 0/10) 3. Finding a Horse and a Cock: There are many red horses in the ranch. If you can catch one, it's a great pet whether you want to ride it, or "ride" it, or "ride" it. Go catch one! Task Requirement: Capture a red horse (Incomplete) 4. Tired Horse and Exhausted Horse: Doesn't riding a horse feel great? Hahaha! However, you should also cherish your pet, so feed it well and make it stronger so you can "ride" it longer. Quest requirement: Own a level 2 Rouge Horse. (Incomplete) 5. Wolf Valley Trail: Beware! The wolves in Wolf Valley are your kind, but they are very exclusive and don't welcome you, a sudden appearance of their kind. Watch your rear end! Quest requirement: Kill 20 wolves. (Incomplete) 6. Leader's Order: The goblin leader in the Insect Plains wants you to offer your rear end to relieve the fatigue of its warriors. You decide. Quest requirement: Satisfy the sexual desires of 10 goblin warriors or kill the goblin leader!

7. (Main Quest) Test of Time: The first test from the Demon God. Quest requirement: Reach level 10 within 3 days, failure means execution! (Incomplete! Countdown: 71:23:30) *Thud!* I slammed the quest log on the ground and stomped on it a few times.

What a rip-off! Is the guy who designed these quests a chuunibyou (a person with delusions of grandeur)? How incredibly stupid do you have to be to write quest descriptions like this? They're all just normal beginner quests, but I feel like if I followed his instructions, I'd be bombarded with complaints! Just write a proper game story!

You bastard! Players who want to seriously enjoy the game will cry! And the most important, normal main quests feel completely out of place here.

"Ah! Master, this is a very important item. If it gets broken, someone will die!"

Qingtian shouted urgently.

"Roar! Die! Die, all of you! Who wants to do quests with these weird instructions?!"

I said, stomping on the quest notes like Godzilla trampling the Empire State Building. ————Separation Line———— After venting for a while, although I was very unwilling, I finally accepted this cruel reality. Beginner quests are a very important part of any game. They guide you to familiarize yourself with the game's settings, allowing you to quickly understand and master the details. With a heart already battered and bruised from all the criticism, I reluctantly picked up my quest log and ran my fingers over the first "shameless" quest.

"Ding! Claiming beginner equipment. Please confirm weapon type!"

a cold voice announced.

"Anal-bursting Greatsword!"

I said coldly. No response.

"Meadow Staff!"

No response.

"Butt Hammer!"

"Ding-Dong's Treasure Bag!"

"Master! There aren't any of those things in the beginner equipment!"

Qing Tian quickly tried to dissuade

me. "Ugh! If you're going to be lewd, go all the way! And! If there isn't any beginner equipment, does that mean there will be later? Great! Wahahaha!"

I had already given up on this game world.

"Crimson Piercing Blade!"

I continued!

"Breast-boosting Cannon!"

"Peeing Hole Shot!"

"One Slash, Two Dicks Severed!"

"Electric Massager!"

"Ding! Claim Successful!"

A set of gray cloth clothes and a pink vibrator landed on the ground. The vibrator was still buzzing and wriggling on the ground.

"...Ugh! I want to go home."

I froze for over ten seconds, then collapsed to the ground, tears welling in my eyes.

"Alright, alright! Don't cry, be good."

Sunny flew beside me, patting my head, and said, "As long as you catch a pet, you'll still get new equipment!" ————Continuing the split———— My momentary rudeness earned me a double dose of mental and physical criticism from the game designers.

"Hooray! Let's go 'butt-burst' now!"

Dressed in my beginner gear, I raised my pink stick high and shouted. This world has no hope left, so let me destroy it with this divine weapon. I embarked on my journey to become the Demon King.

"Master, you must pull yourself together!"

Sunny prayed for me from behind.

"Chrysanthemum Chicken! Wash your chrysanthemum clean! Here I come!"

Holding the pink stick, I rushed out of the village.

"Looks like there's no hope! What should I do, Sunny? Your life shouldn't be like this! Hmm! I've decided, I'll discipline Master properly. I'll bring him back to the right path! Ah! Master, wait a minute!"

Sunny shook her head and sighed as she watched my retreating figure, then clenched her fists tightly to encourage herself. Suddenly seeing that I had already run far away, she quickly flapped her little wings and chased after me.

As soon as I stepped out of the village, a flock of large white roosters appeared before me. Upon closer inspection, these chickens were truly bizarre; their anuses were enormous, splitting from their tails all the way down to their bellies. They were chirping incessantly.

"Sunny, don't you think these chicken anuses are weird? Do all chickens in Eden look like this?"

I asked suspiciously, crouching down to examine the chrysanthemum chicken's rear end closely. Is that how they got their name, "Chrysanthemum Chicken"?

"Yes! Master!"

Sunny followed, laughing. "All wild monsters in Eden can be attacked by players in two ways. The first is to kill them with normal attacks. The second is to use the player's penis to bring them to orgasm."

"Holy crap!"

A pink vibrator immediately slammed into a chicken that was chirping and approaching me, giving me goosebumps.

"Cricket!"

A strange cry rang out, and a -10 number flew out from the head of the chicken I attacked, as it angrily flapped its wings and pounced on me!

"Get lost! You ass-guzzling chicken!"

I kicked the dead chicken away in anger, and then accurately shoved the stick in my hand into its anus. A -18 number appeared. The chicken with its anus in disarray instantly turned into a white light and disappeared.

"Ding!"

The system voice sounded, "Skill generation conditions met! Player Bai Yu has grasped the essence of 'anus-killing monsters' and learned the skill: Anus Thorn."

"..."

Damn it! Don't give me the conditions met! My integrity has been almost completely ruined by the system's series of criticisms. Now they give me this skill, I really don't want to live by selling my integrity anymore!

I'm numb to the system's repeated criticisms. Even counterattacking might result in an even more violent counterattack. My mind is ravaged, so I reluctantly opened the attribute box. Sure enough, a new skill appeared in the skill section.

Anus Thorn: Passive Skill. I learned this skill after initially grasping the essence of "butt-killing monsters." It activates when attacking the target's anus, dealing 120% base damage with a 5% chance of double damage. Proficiency: 0/100.

I checked my experience points; the chrysanthemum chickens gave me 2 experience points, bringing my total to 2/10. That means I only need to kill 5 chickens to level up.

Bearing the aura of a tragic figure, I could only silently continue killing chickens. The target remained the chrysanthemum chicken's enormous rear end. Ignoring the new skill's disgusting name and inhuman attack method, I must say this skill is excellent, increasing attack power by 20% and offering a 5% chance of double damage. Even this tragic figure who didn't get a proper beginner weapon can now easily kill monsters.

After killing 5 chrysanthemum chickens, a white light flashed around me, and I leveled up. I felt a warm current flow through my body, making me feel incredibly comfortable and full of power. I stopped and reopened my attribute panel. The values had changed.

White Feather Level: 1 Experience: 0/30 Health: 23/23 Stamina: 18/18 Strength: 9 Constitution: 9 Agility: 7 Allocable Points: 10 Attack Power: 16-17 Defense Power: 17-19 Skills: 1. Chrysanthemum Thrust: Passive skill. Activated when attacking the target's anus, dealing 120% base damage, with a 5% chance to deal double damage. Proficiency: 4/100 Take a break for an ad: Still relying on your hands? How can you enjoy that? Forum reputation guaranteed! Healthy anti-premature ejaculation masturbation exerciser, real oral sex pleasure experience, hot recommendation! Maintain the feeling of ejaculation for 30 minutes, so pleasurable you'll faint. Fully automated masturbation with 12 different sex positions and vibration frequencies. Click to enter.

Equipment: Electric massager. Attack power 5-5. A weapon that brings pleasure.

Beginner Cloth Armor Defense 5-5, Beginner Pants Defense 4-4, Beginner Wristband Defense 2-2, External Slots: 0/1, Assist Pets: 1/2. On a sunny day, I gained 1 point in each of the three main attributes, plus 10 points to allocate. I dared not be reckless with these 10 points. Logically, Constitution is the most universal of the three attributes, affecting HP, HP, Attack, and Defense, so adding to it is definitely the right thing to do. However, I now experienced the consequences of messing with the system. In any game, beginners always have slightly higher attack power than defense, but mine was lower. This could only mean that my weapon choice was flawed.

Of course, using a massage stick as a weapon is obviously problematic!

Without attack power, killing monsters and leveling up will be very difficult. So I added 2 points to Strength, and instantly felt as if my whole body was filled with power, a strange sense of urgency.

After thinking for a moment, I added another 2 points to Constitution. The increase in Constitution wasn't very noticeable to me; it was merely a numerical change.

Finally, I added two points to Agility. Suddenly, I felt a lightness throughout my body, almost a floating sensation. Instantly, I understood the secret. Attribute increases are reflected numerically, but another aspect is perceived. In other words, it's a hidden effect.

Strength makes the player feel powerful, Constitution makes the player feel stronger, and Agility makes the player feel light and agile. With this understanding, I had a general point allocation plan, placing the points in Strength and Agility.

Strength increases my attack power, while Agility makes my movements more flexible. Being able to dodge monster attacks is more beneficial than simply adding points to Constitution to increase health and resistance.

After allocating the points, my attributes became: Level: 1, Experience: 0/30, Health: 28/28, Stamina: 22/22, Strength: 13, Constitution: 11, Agility: 11, Allocable Points: 0, Attack: 21-22, Defense: 19-21. Skills: 1. Chrysanthemum Thrust: Passive skill. Activated when attacking the target's anus, dealing 120% base damage, with a 5% chance to deal double damage. Proficiency: 4/100.

Equipment: Electric Massager (Attack: 5-5, a weapon that brings pleasure).

Beginner Cloth Armor (Defense: 5-5), Beginner Pants (Defense: 4-4), Beginner Wristbands (Defense: 2-2). External Slots: 0/1, Number of Assisting Pets: 1/2. Attack and defense are basically balanced, with attack slightly higher than defense, which is a reasonable performance. After adjusting my attributes, I continued killing chickens.

The increase in level made me slightly stronger, and killing them became much easier. Soon, I had enough monsters to complete the quest, which required 10 kills and gave me 10/30 experience. There was no rush to turn in the quest; leveling from 2 to 3 was easy, and I only needed to kill 10 more to level up.

A sword thrust into the chicken's rear end, dealing -20 damage. The chicken's body disappeared, but a tattered wooden crate fell to the ground.

"What's this?"

I asked, puzzled.

"Wow! It's a treasure chest!"

Qingtian exclaimed, rushing towards the crate and quickly opening it, rummaging through it.

A treasure chest? Is this how monsters drop loot? Damn! Is this an MMORPG? And this tattered crate? What kind of treasure chest is this?!

"This is useless? This is useless too. Nothing else? Wow! What a rubbish treasure chest!"

Qingtian, still inside the crate, threw out two items, and then the crate disappeared. Qingtian stood on the ground, shaking his head and sighing.

"Don't just throw away the fruits of other people's hard work! And if you think the treasure chest is trash, then don't open it!"

I was filled with regret that Qingtian opened the first treasure chest I got so easily.

"That won't do! It's a pet's mission to help its owner. A pet should rush to protect its owner in any danger without hesitation. If the owner faces any difficulties, the pet should immediately share the burden, or even create difficulties if none exist."

Qingtian shook her finger, speaking with a serious expression.

"Except for the last point, you have absolutely no sense of mission a pet should have! And please, don't cause me any trouble!"

I pleaded, tears welling in my eyes.

"Besides, isn't opening a mysterious, unknown treasure chest very exciting?"

Qingtian said, a glint of light in her eyes.

"Damn it! All that was just nonsense, this is the key point!"

I sharply grasped the crux of the matter.

"Oh, don't worry about these irrelevant things!"

The girl produced a feather fan from somewhere, gently waving it in her hand, her back to me.

Having failed to outwit Qingtian, I could only silently pick up the things she had discarded. A piece of chicken, a bag of grains.

Chicken: Pet food. Suitable for carnivorous and omnivorous pets. The effect is better after cooking, and it can be fed to cooked pets.

Grains: Pet food. Can be fed to vegetarian and omnivorous pets. The effect is even better after cooking, and it can be fed to cooked pets.

"Want to eat?"

Since it's pet food, I handed the two items to Qingtian and asked.

"I don't want to eat this disgusting stuff!"

Qingtian jumped away and shouted.

Tch! It seems that what you like to eat isn't much better either. You gluttonous beast! Pet food? That means after you catch a pet, you have to feed it. With a cooking system and a pet feeding system, this crappy game is becoming more and more like an MMORPG. Give me some bloody killing that fits the theme of this game! You chuunibyou brain-dead designer. ————Separation point———— After killing enough experience points to level up, I reached level 2 and found the line point for killing Chrysanthemum Chickens. It seems that relying on small monsters to level up won't work. Level 2 to level 3 requires 70 experience points. Killing chickens isn't impossible, but it's undoubtedly a waste of time.

I took out my quest log, checked "Chrysanthemum Chicken's Ambition," and completed the quest. The reward was 50 experience points and 10 bags of grain. Seriously, these chickens' ambitions are pathetic! They devoured all the grain scattered on the ground by the villagers—doesn't that happen to all the other chickens? The villagers were wasting food, and these chickens were recycling it, turning it into delicious meat for the villagers to eat. Shouldn't their behavior be encouraged? Calling it pest control is a bit much, isn't it? It's their own fault, yet they blame it on the poor chickens. These villagers must be even more evil!

The 50 experience points brought me just 20 experience points away from level 3. Killing chickens is easy; I hardly take any damage. Even when attacked, they only peck at me a couple of times, and with my thick beginner armor protecting me, they only inflict 1 or 2 points of damage. Plus, I can practice "Chrysanthemum Spikes," so I decided to start torturing these poor chickens again.

The white light rose again, and I successfully reached level 3, also acquiring 3 pieces of chicken and 3 bags of grain. Looking at the 20 points I could allocate, I felt a sense of fulfillment. It was like acquiring a treasure I could squander at will. How should I allocate these points? I'll stick to the previous method: attack and agility, focusing on agility. So, my attributes became: Level: 3, Experience: 0/150, Health: 40/40, Stamina: 28/28, Strength: 23, Constitution: 14, Agility: 21, Allocable Points: 0, Attack Power: 31-32, Defense Power: 25-25. Skills: 1. Chrysanthemum Thrust: Passive skill. Activated when attacking the target's anus, dealing 120% base damage, with a 5% chance to deal double damage. Proficiency: 34/100.

Equipment: Electric Massager. Attack Power: 5-5. A weapon that brings pleasure.

Beginner Cloth Armor Defense 5-5, Beginner Pants Defense 4-4, Beginner Wristband Defense 2-2, External Slots: 0/1, Assist Pets: 1/2. Sunny Day reached level 3; killing chickens was pointless. After packing up, I prepared to return to the village.

Back in the beginner village, I looked for places to buy healing potions. My crappy weapon made my attack power significantly insufficient, leaving me feeling very insecure. Healing potions were essential for leveling up.

"Sunny Day, are there any healing potions for sale in the beginner village?"

I asked Sunny Day.

"Player healing items are very scarce in 'Eden.' There seems to be one in the beginner village, but don't get your hopes up too high, Master,"

Sunny Day said.

"What do you mean?"

I asked, puzzled.

"Master, you'll find out for yourself. It's right there,"

Sunny Day said, pointing to a dilapidated wooden hut.

Although Sunny Day's words gave me a bad feeling, I still started walking towards the wooden hut.

"Oh right, I haven't tried your cheat form yet! Sunny! Cheat form!"

On the way, I suddenly remembered that this girl had a transformable form, so I commanded her.

"Hmph! Only an idiot like Master would only remember such an important ability now! Transform! Cheat form!"

Like a magical girl transforming, Sunny put one hand on her hip and raised the other high, her whole body emitting a ball of light, and exclaimed sweetly.

Oh! Oh! Oh! She's transforming. What will it look like? I'm really looking forward to it! Watching the cheat form that was about to appear, I widened my eyes and observed carefully.

Five seconds passed, and this girl was still in the same pose, flying in mid-air. "Where's the cheat form?"

I asked.

"It's already done!"

Sunny said matter-of-factly, pointing to her slightly glowing body, "Look! It's glowing."

Are you a firefly? If glowing means transformation, then light bulbs are Ultraman! Feeling somewhat exhausted, I looked at Qingtian's "new form" and summoned her attribute panel.

**External Attributes:** Guide Spirit Assistance; Attack Power: None; Defense Power: None; Skill: Chatterbox. This cheerful little sprite always has endless things to say. If she encounters a gossipy native, she might glean unexpected information from them. However, if it's a serious old white-haired creature, she might annoy them!

Oh my god! You brain-dead sprite! Even your only skill is so unreliable! My mind was instantly filled with frustration. I had given up all hope for this sprite-eating beast.

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Pushing open the dilapidated door, the dim light inside made it difficult to see the surroundings at first. After my eyes adjusted, I finally realized that this was a run-down general store. Various bottles and jars were displayed on the shelves. As my gaze swept over those jars, information immediately appeared in my mind. **

Trace Life Potion:** Restores 2 HP per second for 10 seconds. Can be used in battle. Price: 5 gold.

Minor Stamina Potion: Restores 5 stamina points. Can be used in combat. Price: 10 gold. Unreliable Boosting Agent: Instantly restores 3-10 health points. Can be used in combat. Price: 20 gold. Expired Stimulant: Increases attack power by 3 points for 1 minute. May cause poisoning. Price: 15 gold. Arsenic: Instant death. Price: 100 gold. Untested Antidote: Removes poisoning. May worsen poisoning. Price: 7 gold. Is this the legendary black market? What's with all these unreliable potions? They're either unreliable or expired, even the antidote might worsen poisoning, and they even sell arsenic? This is outrageous! I

mentally overturned a coffee table, but regained my composure. However, I do need a health potion, but I don't know what 5 gold actually means. Because until now, I haven't found any currency-based items on my person.

"Oh! It's rare to see a living person here. What a surprise! Chirp chirp chirp!"

Suddenly, a chilling scream rang out, and a black figure emerged from under the counter. A pale face, glasses like a hanged ghost, a worn-out Qing Dynasty official's hat, and a face so terrifying it could make someone lose control of their bladder appeared before me.

"Damn it!"

Startled by the face, I cursed and drew my weapon to attack.

"Trying to fight me? You're still too green."

A withered ghostly hand suddenly grabbed my arm, its powerful grip rendering me immobile. The ghostly face looked at me disdainfully.

A pink stick wriggled in front of the face, emitting a buzzing sound. This visceral sense of sarcasm made me involuntarily swallow.

"Master! Be careful. The owner of this pharmacy used to be a Nascent Soul level cultivator, hailed as a potential candidate for the next martial arts alliance leader. However, on the eve of the World's Number One Martial Arts Tournament, due to hunger and cold, he stole a steamed bun that the Queen Mother of the West had dropped into the mortal realm, and was castrated and sent to the palace. Later, he turned misfortune into fortune, mastering the imperial secret manual 'Inaugural Issue of the Cation Cannon,' and was appointed as the Grand Steward of the Imperial Guard's Pharmacy, a 'First-Rank Bodyguard with a Sword.' In the end, he fell in love with the Grand Commander's grandmother, and the two eloped to the beginner village, opened a pharmacy here, and lived a happy and secluded life. However, his wife was pecked to death by the chrysanthemum chicken at the door a few days ago. So, he's been in a bad mood lately."

Qingtian solemnly introduced in my ear.

Regardless of how many absurdities this introduction contained, and how ridiculously the plot twist left me speechless,

it at least made me understand three things: First, this guy is a tragic figure of a playboy; second, this guy is not a monster; and

third, this guy is not to be trifled with.

I quickly put away the massage stick and said respectfully, "I'm sorry, I offended you. I thought you were a ghost... a noble person."

"Hmph, considering your youth and ignorance, I'll let you off this time."

The Nascent Soul level cultivator, the former head of the Imperial Guard's medicinal cuisine department and now the owner of a pharmacy, who had mastered the "Inaugural Issue of the Cation Cannon," released my hand. He came out from behind the counter, looked me up and down, and said, "Seeing your unique physique and extraordinary talent, how about it? Are you interested in inheriting my mantle?"

I had a feeling that a "yes! no!"

choice box had appeared in front of me. I felt that if I chose "yes," there might be a crisis like "castrating myself" that would appear later. Without hesitation, I chose "no" in my mind. "I'm of mediocre talent, and I'm truly incapable of comprehending your divine skills... divine techniques. Please let me go... no! Just let me go like a fart!"

"Hmph, you really don't know what's good for you. Since you didn't come to ask me to be your apprentice, then leave quickly!"

The old eunuch waved his hand, preparing to shoo me away.

"Wait! It's like this, I'm new here. I'm weak and helpless, and I need some medicinal herbs while traveling. I saw that you're doing business here, so I wanted to come in and buy some."

I rambled on.

"Everything's out there. Leave the money, take the goods, and leave."

The old eunuch said impatiently, his back to me.

"But I'm penniless. Look, here are some things you might need. Could you exchange them for some medicinal herbs?"

Selling junk to an NPC and then using money to buy recovery items is common sense in all games, so I quickly took out all the chicken and grains and asked him.

"Do you think I'm a junk collector? Bring out this trash and get out of here!"

The old eunuch glanced disdainfully at what I was holding and waved his hand.

"Damn it!"

I couldn't hold back anymore and kicked the dead eunuch in the butt. I'd never seen an NPC like this before. He started showing off the moment he walked in. He's so hungry he's eating steamed buns, and he's eloped with his boss's grandmother! I despise you! Die!

"Thud! Kid, you're going to die sooner!"

Caught off guard by my sneak attack, the dead eunuch was kicked to the ground. He was instantly enraged, his whole body surging with red light, ready to attack me.

"Ding! Player interacted with the pharmacy owner, judged as a malicious attack. NPC favorability -10, NPC retaliates against player!"

The system's cold voice made me break out in a cold sweat. In a moment of impulsiveness, I killed this dead eunuch, who was a Nascent Soul level expert who had practiced the "Inaugural Issue of the Cation Cannon". " My life is in danger now.

" "Master, run!"

Qingtian shouted anxiously when she saw me kick down the eunuch.

But it was too late to run now. The opponent was a Nascent Soul level expert who had practiced the "Inaugural Issue of the Cation Cannon." Where could I run? I might as well go all the way and kill him before he could make a move. The pink stick in my hand immediately stabbed at the eunuch's buttocks. This was the strongest attack skill I could unleash.

Buzz buzz buzz! The wriggling stick immediately pierced through the eunuch's pants and went inside.

"Oh... my little darling!"

The eunuch let out a soul-stirring sound after being stabbed by the Southern Kingdom.

"Ding! Player interacts with the pharmacy owner, judged as friendly communication. NPC favorability 10, counterattack aborted!"

"Holy crap!"

Goosebumps fell all over my body. I actually inexplicably entered the ranks of gay people. This is a stain on my life! A stain! Feeling my moral integrity plummeting, I cried out in despair.

"Wow! Master, keep going! If we can get the NPC's favorability to 100, there might be an unexpected reward!"

Qingtian urged me hastily, as if she had discovered a new continent.

"..."

Holding the twirling vibrator in my hand, I stood at the crossroads of my life. One path was the starlit road to the legendary holy land of "Brokeback Mountain"—the "path of homosexuality"; the other was a life of hardship and obscurity, ending in nothingness—the "path of extras."

Damn it! Both paths are suspicious!

After much hesitation, I finally decided to pull the vibrator out. Even the ordinary path of extras is better than the path of homosexuality where moral integrity is completely lost!

"Darling! My chastity, which I have guarded for five hundred years, has been delivered to you free of charge."

Biting his sleeve, the old eunuch turned to me and said.

"Snap!"

The circuit called rationality snapped, and the vibrator that I had just pulled out was thrust in again.

"Mmm..."

The dead eunuch cried out again.

"Player Bai Yu has interacted with the pharmacy owner, judged as a friendly exchange, NPC favorability 20."

"Harder! Harder! Mmm..."

"Player Bai Yu has interacted with the pharmacy owner, judged as a friendly exchange, NPC favorability 30."

...

"Player Bai Yu has interacted with the pharmacy owner, judged as a friendly exchange, NPC favorability 100."

"Due to your friendly exchange with the pharmacy owner, the pharmacy owner's favorability towards you has increased significantly, becoming extremely close!"

*Clang!*

The final notification sound pierced my body like several sharp arrows, and the vibrator fell to the ground. I walked out, utterly dejected. My life is over. Now I only want to die. Let me have a good, unbridled gay battle! Chickens and rabbits are no longer enough for me; orcs, minotaurs, and goblins are the way to go. I hate lolis, mature women, and married women the most!

"You heartless man, have you abandoned me like this? Are all men so cruel?"

The old eunuch cried out behind me like a wronged woman, "Once you leave, to the Western Paradise, when will you return?"

"Only three years, then I will return to the capital."

My face streaked with tears, I didn't turn around, speaking like a traveler about to embark on a journey to the Western Paradise, "I will return when the azaleas bloom all over the hills."

[Player Bai Yu interacts with the pharmacy owner; the pharmacy owner's favorability increases exponentially, becoming "Tender Affection"!]

"My lord, I await you. Your departure will be long and arduous, and I will be unable to accompany you. Only this medical manual and this knife remain, my constant companions for many years. I hope you will take them with you. 'Better to cherish a single piece of wood from my own home than to be tempted by a thousand flowers in a foreign land!'"

The eunuch, with a deeply affectionate expression, pulled a book stained with a mysterious white liquid and a short knife similarly covered in a suspicious liquid from his crotch, and handed them to me.

Holy crap! You actually caught that!

But the eunuch's words made me turn back to look. My gaze swept over the book and the knife, and two pieces of information flashed through my mind. * **

Medicine Secrets:** Contains the lifeblood of the pharmacy owner (not a typo). Learns "Medicine Identification" and "Medicine Making." * **

The Pharmacy Owner's Castration Knife:** Gray quality.

Equipment requirement: Strength 5.

Attack power: 100-200.

Effect: Bleeding. Upon hitting the target, it inflicts 100% bleeding damage, causing the target to lose 10 health points every 5 seconds for 30 seconds.

Durability: 100/100. This is the murder weapon that castrated the apothecary owner years ago, which he kept in his collection. It's engraved with: "Because of you, I have forever lost my love!"

While calling it a murder weapon is somewhat acceptable, most eunuchs would only collect their severed penises, right? And this brain-dead, chuunibyou designer, does he also enjoy climbing World of Warcraft?

My吐槽 (tu cao, a form of online commentary/roasting) jar has been used up too much today, I can't continue. Now the question is: should I take it or not? I immediately began to struggle painfully. Medicine-making! Looking at the black market's medicine prices, I simply can't afford it now. Plus, because of my foul mouth, having this weapon would instantly multiply my attack power several times over—how could I not be tempted?

But the price to pay is my almost nonexistent integrity. If I leave now, this memory might be frozen away hundreds of years later. But with the potion-making skill and the castration knife still on me, wouldn't every time I make potions and kill monsters, this memory just get stronger? How am I supposed to live?!

"Sunny! Now it's time for you, born as a pet, to share your master's burdens! Bring them here."

I said to Sunny through gritted teeth.

"No! Master! I don't want to take such disgusting things!"

Sunny hid behind me, shaking her little head rapidly.

"Stop talking nonsense, bring them here right now!"

Grabbing Sunny's petite body, a sharp glint flashed in my eyes, as if it were the crucial moment of the final battle, and I roared, "It's you! Charmander... no! Pokémon. Go!"

"Ah... Master, you're so mean..."

With a scream, the Poké Ball... oh no! Sunny was thrown out.

In the end, Sunny, covered in semen, with a look of utter despair as if she had been raped, retrieved the "Potion Codex" and the castration knife. I also rushed out the door amidst the old eunuch's desperate cries, "My lord! My lord! Don't forget your servant! Waaaaah!" ————The Final Separation———— Leaving the haunted pharmacy, I found a quiet place to sit down. Qingtian had now transformed into a character from a black-and-white comic book, squatting on the ground drawing circles and muttering, "Qingtian loves semen the most, sticky and slippery. Gussing and gurgling in her mouth. Like milk, um, Qingtian really wants to eat milk!"

It seems she's completely become a sex slave, and it won't recover for at least thirty to fifty years.

I shouldn't let her give me oral sex for the time being; if I catch something, it'll be a disaster.

Making a silent decision, I took out the dead eunuch's castration knife. This knife was probably several centimeters long, its blade covered in sharp serrations, gleaming coldly. It didn't resemble the small, semi-circular cleavers used for castration in television dramas at all; it looked more like a cleaver. Is it really okay to castrate someone with something like this? "Forget it, there are plenty of unreliable things in this crappy game anyway. One more won't make a difference."

Putting away the castration knife, I took out the "Potion Compendium" and carefully opened it, fearing some mysterious white liquid might spurt out again.

"Ding! Player Bai Yu has learned the skills of Herb Identification and Potion Making!"

The book in my hand disappeared, followed by the system's cold voice.

Just like that? Hearing the system's voice, I quickly opened my attribute panel, and sure enough, two new skills had been added.

Herb Identification: Able to identify medicinal herbs and obtain them from monsters.

Potion Making: Beginner, able to use one basic main ingredient and one basic auxiliary ingredient to make a potion. Proficiency: 0/1000

Chapter 2

Having learned the "Herb Identification" skill, I found a herb—"Wind Chime Grass"—on the grass outside the village, where there was previously no information displayed. It's a basic auxiliary ingredient for recovery. However, without finding any other main ingredients, I couldn't make potions for the time being. After collecting about 20 "Wind Chime Grasses," I took out my quest notebook and embarked on my "search for the cunt" journey to the Western Paradise.

"Sunny! How do you catch ordinary wild monsters?"

I asked Sunny, flipping through the quest notebook in my hand.

"Young man, catching pets is against the natural order, it's against the natural order. As the saying goes, an inch of harem is an inch of blood. If you want to learn the art of catching pets, you'll have to pay the price of your integrity. Wahahahaha!"

Sunny's eyes were bloodshot, looking like a deranged old man who had been living in seclusion for many years and had gone mad

, as he gestured in the air. It seems this kid hasn't recovered from the trauma of getting soaked yet, so I

can't count on him for now. I'd better find the quest monster first. Following the instructions in the quest notebook, I headed in the direction where the monster appeared. Speaking of quest instructions, I couldn't help but complain again. The right side of the notebook recorded the quest details, but when you clicked on a quest, a red arrow appeared on the left side of the notebook, pointing in a direction. Damn! Is this thing a compass?

After crossing a small river, I found a basic auxiliary medicine called "Water Bean" by the river, but still no main medicine. I collected about 20 more to prepare for future medicine making, and continued on my way.

After walking for a while, the arrow on my notebook suddenly disappeared. Looking up, I saw a pasture in front of me.

The pasture wasn't large, about the size of a small stadium. Enclosed by a fence, dozens of cows and hundreds of chestnut horses were leisurely grazing, with a few hunting dogs wandering around the perimeter.

Those chestnut horses must be the Rouge Horses from the quest. Closing my quest notebook, I thought to myself.

Fearing disturbing the monsters and getting a "train" (a large group of aggressive monsters that the player runs in front of and the monsters chase behind), I cautiously approached the pasture. However, the monsters inside remained unmoved, each preoccupied with grazing, completely ignoring my intrusion.

It seemed these monsters were just beginners and wouldn't attack unprovoked. I felt relieved.

I didn't know how to capture the monsters yet, so I decided to kill them first. Raising my castration knife, I lunged at a Rouge Horse.

With a single slash, the blade glided across the crimson horse's body. - 101! The horse didn't even have time to neigh before being sliced in two by the castration knife, vanishing in a flash of white light.

Damn! That's incredible! I stared dumbfounded at the castration knife in my hand. Although I had a rough idea that this castration knife had an attack power of 100-200, which should be quite powerful, I never expected it to instantly kill a crimson horse. Amidst my shock, I was mostly overjoyed.

With the help of the divine weapon—the castration knife—killing monsters became extremely easy. In addition, to practice my "Chrysanthemum Thrust" technique, I always attacked the monsters' anuses, and the 120% attack power ensured that all the crimson horses died under my blade.

Each horse gave me 5 experience points, and my experience points increased rapidly. Several wooden crates dropped, from which I obtained 3 pieces of horse meat, 4 bundles of hay, and a wooden stick with ropes tied to both ends—a wooden horse bit. Horse meat and hay, like chicken and grain, are pet food. The horse peg, however, is a pet equipment item that increases a pet's agility by 2 points and reduces the chance of the pet rebelling. It can be equipped on beast-type pets.

Besides Sunny, the corrupted Spirit Eater, I had no other pets around. I put away the item and continued killing monsters.

After killing more than 20 horses, something strange suddenly happened. I plunged my knife into the rear end of a Rouge Horse, and the horse let out a mournful cry. Unlike the other monsters, it didn't disappear or create a treasure chest; instead, it simply collapsed to the ground.

I poked at the Rouge Horse's corpse with my knife, but it didn't react. I was puzzled.

"Sunny! What happened?"

I asked the "Humanoid Encyclopedia" beside me.

"Oh, oh, oh! Kid! You really encountered one of those legendary mares? That means you've not only grown up on the path of homosexuality, but you've also touched the threshold of bestiality. Keep going! Now all you have to do is spread their asses apart, find their holes, and then shove your cock in hard until they orgasm! Hahahaha!"

Touching his bald chin, his eyes bloodshot, Qing Tian laughed maniacally like an old man.

"Wake up! Heavenly Pearl!"

A chop to the forehead landed heavily on Qing Tian's forehead. I was starting to lose my temper with this kid who was sinking deeper and deeper.

"Ugh! Ugh!"

After my chop to the Heavenly Pearl, the little girl saw stars and swayed in mid-air.

"Not enough? Looks like I need an upgraded version of the Heavenly Bead! Take this! Ultimate move—Fake Paper Fan: Brain-Dead, Die, Die, Wake Up Blade!"

I breathed on my hand, took a horse stance, and channeled my power from my feet to my right arm. With a bang, the blade struck the large bump on Qing Tian's forehead.

"Ugh! Master! Where am I?"

With two gourd-like bumps on her forehead, Qing Tian woke up, clutching her forehead.

"Qing Tian, you're finally awake?"

I hugged Qing Tian, tears streaming down my face, as if seeing a child who had been paralyzed for years finally stand up.

"Master! I think I remember going into that apothecary with you. Then I don't remember anything. My head feels so painful and heavy!"

Qing Tian, still not fully awake, thought hard.

"No! Those are all illusions, don't think about them, we didn't go anywhere."

I quickly grabbed Qingtian's little hand, which was about to touch her forehead, and led her to the dead horse, asking, "Let's quickly see what's going on."

"Ah! Master, this is... this is a monster in a suspended animation state!"

Qingtian, with two big bumps on her head, was finally distracted by me and exclaimed when she saw the dead horse on the ground.

"What do you mean?"

I asked, puzzled.

"It's like this, Master. To capture a pet, you can't kill the monster first, and after the monster dies, it may enter this suspended animation state. When a monster is in a suspended animation state, the player can capture it by having sex with it and bringing it to orgasm."

Qingtian said.

"..."

Did my slash have made her stupid? She doesn't seem to have recovered yet? Should I finish her off?

"Don't look at me with those strange eyes!"

A flying kick landed on my forehead. Cause and effect, retribution came so quickly.

"Damn it! Are you telling me to have sex with a horse? Aren't pets supposed to be able to transform into human form before players can have sex with them? Is the real purpose of this world summoning players just to create a world of bestiality?"

I yelled at Qingtian, clutching my forehead.

"Oh dear! It's true that players can acquire pets by having sex with humanoid monsters. But not all monsters will transform into human form, and bestiality is inevitable. Besides, there are no items in the starting village that can make monsters humanoid. Anyway, a beastly player like you will go into heat whenever you encounter a female creature. It doesn't matter."

Qingtian waved his hand and said.

"Do you want to be pickled in a pool of semen and turned into a kimchi elf?"

"Ugh..."

Qingtian rested his chin on his hand, painfully making a choice.

"Don't give me a choice! You semen-eating beast! How about a pool of semen from a hundred eunuchs?"

"How disgusting! Does such a thing even exist?"

Qingtian quickly shook his head, then asked doubtfully.

"Get to the point. What's going on?"

(Off-screen voice: Anyway, you've done it before.)

Not wanting to continue on this shameless topic, I asked her.

"Okay! Actually, the real pet-catching process is to first buy a 'Slave Rope' from the item shop. Then bind the monster that's feigning death. During the binding process, the monster might appear in human form. This way, the player can have sex with the monster in human form, making it orgasm and successfully capturing it. But there's nowhere to buy 'Slave Rope' in the starting village, so now the master can only have sex with the monster in its original form to capture it."

Qingtian explained in detail. ...This explanation was indeed very detailed. However, in the end, the problem still came back to the beginning. If I want to catch a pet, I have to have sex with this horse. It seems the game designer really has a grudge against the players. Knowing that it's impossible to find a human-form Rouge Horse in the starting village, they still set up a horse-catching task. After the gay plot, does this game designer want me to embark on the path of bestiality? This novel has completely exceeded the limits! Do they really not want to publish it? I immediately overturned hundreds of tea tables in my mind.

"etc!"

Just as I was about to tear the designer to shreds, a sudden thought flashed through my mind, and I asked Qingtian, "Is there a connection between having sex and making a monster orgasm?"

"What do you mean?"

Qingtian asked, puzzled.

"So, if you want to capture a pet, do you have to have sex with the monster, or do you have to make it orgasm?"

I asked.

"Is there a difference?"

Qingtian asked doubtfully.

"Nonsense! Of course there's a difference. Any otaku knows the difference!"

You, who see live performances every day and wait to be captured and favored by players in "Eden," will never understand the bitterness of someone like me who doesn't have a girlfriend and can only stay at home relying on .jav, .rar, and .txt.

"I'm not entirely sure about that. But the system only determines that the player has successfully captured a pet when the monster orgasms,"

Qingtian said thoughtfully.

Is that so? Then there might be a way to capture a pet without having sex. Thinking of this, I quickly reached out and touched the dead horse's butt... wait! After thinking for a moment, I took out the pink stick from my bag.

Pulling up the ponytail, a small, fleshy hole appeared between two large, fleshy buttocks. Like a small, opening and closing mouth, the hole constantly swallowed and expelled a clear, sticky fluid. Is this the fleshy hole for players to use to capture monsters?

The designer is truly considerate; even after the monster is dead, they've prepared lubricant for the player—what a thoughtful design!

Damn it! This design is purely to satisfy the designer's wicked desires to toy with the players! I won't be grateful at all!

However, this design reminds me of an old H-anime where the women were all called "fairies." They existed solely to satisfy men's desires, and no matter how much they were tortured, it wouldn't break the law. The difference between them and ordinary women was that, like these monsters, they only had one fleshy hole. Unlike an anus with a bud, or a vagina with a complete structure, it was just a fleshy hole.

Anyway, enough of this digression. I should hurry up and conduct my experiment. Holding the vibrator, I inserted it into the red horse's fleshy hole, lubricated by the sticky fluid. The vibrator easily slid into the fleshy hole.

"Plop!"

A pleasant sound rang out as the vibrator went in smoothly. The previously lifeless Rouge Horse suddenly seemed to be electrified. Its whole body shuddered, and it quickly stood up, whimpering. "

It works!"

I exclaimed excitedly.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! I never thought you could catch a pet this way. Only a perverted beast like you, Master, could come up with such an evil method."

Sunny Sky, squatting beside me, curiously observing what I was doing, immediately let out a heartfelt exclamation.

Pshaw! Don't underestimate the desires of otaku; in their spiritual world, they are omnipotent! Bestiality is a cult, I will never acknowledge it! Besides, compared to me catching pets this way, the original designer of this method is even more evil!

Ignoring Sunny Sky's mortal wisdom, I began to thrust the vibrator in and out of Rouge Horse's fleshy hole.

In this world where you can acquire all sorts of beautiful female pets, having sex is undoubtedly a tragedy, and having sex with someone else is an even greater tragedy. Add to that having sex with a horse, and it becomes a tea table.

Anyway, for someone with a tragic aura, tea tables are no longer a threat! I am a tea table workshop myself! I lamented.

I don't want to describe the process of making a tea table anymore; those interested can fill in the blanks in their minds. Anyway, after checking for more than ten minutes, the rouge horse suddenly neighed, its whole body shuddered, and a large amount of white liquid gushed out of its vagina, splashing all over me. Yes, gushing out. Imagine what would happen if you plugged a small water pipe with your hand. When the vagina, which I had plugged with a vibrator, gushed out liquid, the originally small flow became a high-pressure spray, gushing out from the gaps.

"Ding! Player has successfully captured the Rouge Horse! Pet data generation in progress!"

"Intelligence assessed: Beginner. Pet name generated—Red Cloud. Would you like to modify?"

"No!"

I said calmly, my face covered in horse slickness.

"Hahahaha!"

Qingtian, standing nearby, was already rolling on the ground, clutching her stomach.

Hmph! If my moral compass hadn't been completely depleted, you'd be waiting to be stuffed into the horse's rear end!

"Red Cloud Attributes!"

Pet: Rouge Horse—Red Cloud. Gray Quality Type: Beast Feeding: Vegetarian Level: 1 Experience: 0/30 Health: 87/87 Stamina: 80/80 Strength: 14 Constitution: 20 Agility: 12 Talent: Strong (Constitution attribute conversion effect doubled) Growth Potential: 5 Attack: 24-24 Defense: 24-24 Skill: Flying Kick (Attacks the target with hind hooves. Deals 110% base damage, 10% chance to stun for 1 second. Stamina cost: 5) Equipment: None Loyalty: 70 Transformable Form: Original Form To be honest, without comparison, it's hard for me to judge whether this pet is good or bad. However, judging from the "Strong" talent and 87 health, this should be a tank pet. It can be used to tank monsters. But this pet also has "Talent" and "Growth Potential", what's going on?

"Sunny, what are Talent and Growth Potential?"

I asked "Humanoid Encyclopedia".

"Hmm! That's a good question!"

Sunny entered teaching mode again. "Let's talk about growth potential first. Growth potential is the attribute increase a pet gains after leveling up. Players gain 3 attribute points and an additional 10 allocation points per level, so we can determine that the player's growth potential is 13."

Hmm, that's easy to understand! It's just that the number 13 is a bit of a rip-off.

"Let's talk about talents. These are the inherent advantages of pets. Each type of monster has its specific advantages. For example, horses have an advantage in stamina, making them stronger than ordinary players. After leveling up, they gain higher stamina and health. Mechanical pets, for instance, all possess the 'Steel' talent, which grants immunity to poison and fear attacks, but increases damage from corrosive attacks. Elemental and ghost-type pets have 'Void,' granting immunity to physical attacks. Large monsters have 'Large Body,' and small monsters have 'Agility.' Some top-tier pets may even have dual or triple talents. In short, each talent has different effects, and there are so many types that it would take a whole day to explain them all,"

Qingtian explained.

After listening to Qingtian's explanation, I could basically conclude that Hongyun was a very ordinary, even somewhat trashy, pet. With a growth value of 5 points, it was more than half that of a player, and its single, unremarkable talent meant it would be phased out as the player's level increased, making it a trashy pet not worth raising.

"Well, it's the first pet I caught myself, and it can even tank monsters. I'll keep it for now.

What? You say the first pet you caught wasn't Sunny? That brainless, mindless monster, is it even a pet? It's just an ornament!

" "Ugh! I have a feeling Master is thinking something inappropriate again."

Sunny said, frowning and pouting.

"That's just your imagination!"

Tch, this girl is surprisingly sensitive in places she shouldn't be.

I touched the "Find a Penis" quest bar. Quest completed, 100 experience points and a saddle were obtained. I successfully leveled up to level 4.

Saddle: Pet item, increases pet's defense by 10-10, allows riding the pet after equipping. Can be equipped with beast and insect pets.

Even insects can be ridden? This game is getting more and more baffling. Looking at my stats: Level: 4, Experience: 45/310, Health: 42/42, Stamina: 30/30, Strength: 24, Constitution: 15, Agility: 22, Allocable Points: 10, Attack: 127-228, Defense: 25-27. Skills: 1. Chrysanthemum Thrust: Passive skill. Activated when attacking the target's anus, dealing 120% base damage, with a 5% chance to deal double damage. Proficiency: 58/100.

2. Herbalism: Able to identify medicinal herbs and obtain them from monsters.

3. Medicine Making: Beginner, able to make medicine using one basic main ingredient and one basic auxiliary ingredient. Proficiency: 0/1000. Equipment: Pharmacist's Castration Knife. Requirements: Strength 5. Attack Power 100-200. Durability 98/100. Beginner Cloth Armor Defense 5-5. Beginner Pants Defense 4-4. Beginner Bracers Defense 2-2. External Slots: 1/1: Sunny Day. Pet Count: 1/2: Red Cloud. Since my attack power is already over 100, I don't plan to use the remaining 10 points for now. I'll reserve some points for potentially high-requirement equipment, which is essential for games like this with equipment requirements.

The monsters here are relatively easy. For a game where you only have one life, I'm extremely cautious and decided to continue killing monsters and leveling up here. After level 4, the experience given by monsters becomes 4 points, but there are many monsters, so I'm not worried about running out of monsters to kill. With high attack power, monsters are killed in one hit, and experience points still increase rapidly, while the proficiency of "Chrysanthemum Thorn" also gradually increases.

At this point, I no longer only kill Rouge Horses. Dogs and cows have also entered my killing range. I slayed monsters relentlessly, ignoring the dropped treasure chests. Like a gambler on a sunny day, I was particularly enthusiastic about opening them, as if I could win a five-million-dollar prize from these shabby wooden crates. The moment a chest appeared, I pounced on it like a mad dog, leaving no room for me to intervene. Yes, like a mad dog.

After killing over forty monsters, using "Chrysanthemum Thrust" the whole time, my proficiency finally reached its maximum. Suddenly, the system notification sounded: "Ding! Player has mastered the skill 'Chrysanthemum Thrust,' gaining profound insight into anal penetration techniques. A flash of inspiration! New skill learned—'Chrysanthemum Explosion'!"

Damn it! Anal penetration is heresy! I had no insight into it at all! Give me back my innocent life!

Although the skill upgrade was cause for celebration, the even more wicked skill name made me ozt again.

I checked the skill attributes: Chrysanthemum Explosion, passive skill, a skill learned through mastering anal penetration techniques. Activated when attacking the target's anus, dealing 130% attack damage, with a 10% chance to deal double damage. Proficiency 0/500.

Speechless at the system's complaints, I waved away the gloom and nonchalantly continued slaying monsters.

After killing about ten more monsters, a miracle occurred again: a crimson horse collapsed to the ground, feigning death. Looking at the dead horse, I silently pulled out the wriggling little stick.

"Ding! Player successfully captured a crimson horse! Pet data generating!"

"Intelligence assessed: Beginner. Pet name generated—Hongshan. Would you like to modify?"

"No!"

I calmly said, smearing my face with horse sap.

Copying and pasting plot details is evil! Damn it! A batch of newly produced coffee tables were overturned by me!

But the next sound brought me back to my senses. "Pet has entered equipment form. Please select equipment type: weapon or armor."

What does that mean? The player can choose the equipment type? I was startled and quickly said, "Weapon!" "

Weapon data generated. Horse-Slaying Saber!"

The system voice finally sounded. A white light flashed across the newly acquired Rouge Horse, and it turned its head with a cheerful gait, nudging me affectionately.

"Red Coral Attributes!"

Pet: Rouge Horse - Red Coral. White Quality Type: Wild Beast Feeding: Vegetarian Level: 1 Experience Points: 0/30 Health Points: 87/87 Stamina Points: 80/80 Strength: 14 Constitution: 20 Agility: 12 Talent: Strong (Constitution attribute conversion effect doubled) Growth Potential: 5 Attack Power: 24-24 Defense Power: 24-24 Skill: Flying Kick (Attacks the target with its hind hooves. Deals 110% base damage, 10% chance to stun for 1 second. Stamina Cost: 5) Loyalty: 70 Equipment: None Changeable Form: Original Form Equipment Form.

"Red Coral Equipment Form!"

There weren't many changes in its attributes. I summoned its equipment form.

Hong Shan's body vanished, and a massive cleaver appeared on the ground. The blade was about 1.7 or 1.8 meters long, with the hilt taking up a third of its length; it resembled a Tang Dynasty longsword. A row of data appeared before my eyes:

Horse-Slaying Saber: White Quality. Equipment Requirements: Strength 20, Agility 5, Attack Power: 5-45, Durability: 50. Excitedly, I reached for the saber, only to find it incredibly heavy. Even with all my strength, I could only lift it slightly; swinging it with one hand was impossible. "

No way! I meet the requirements of 20 Strength and 5 Agility. But it's so heavy, I can't use it at all!" Looking at the heavy saber in my hand, I felt frustrated.

"Master! No, your strength isn't enough!"

The humanoid encyclopedia popped up at the crucial moment.

"Why? My strength is enough!"

"No! Your total strength isn't enough. Your current strength is 24, the castration sword requires 5, and the horse-slaying sword requires 20. The total is 25. If you want to use this horse-slaying sword, you must remove the castration sword,"

Qing Tian said.

Damn! So that's how the strength requirement is calculated. I immediately put away the castration sword, gripped the horse-slaying sword with both hands, and lifted it up. Sure enough, the horse-slaying sword was much lighter this way. Although I couldn't use it very flexibly, I could still do simple slashes.

The castration sword's attack power is 100-200! The horse-slaying sword only has 5-45. I couldn't possibly sacrifice the higher for the lower, so I added another point of strength and lifted both swords at the same time. Not bad, I can use them simultaneously. But the horse-slaying sword still felt too heavy, and moving around with it became a bit clumsy. Anyway, I'd be leveling up soon, so I simply added another 4 points of strength and 5 points of agility, using up all the remaining points. Holding two knives, I finally regained that initial feeling of lightness and agility.

Level: 4 Experience: 269/310 Health: 45/45 Stamina: 30/30 Strength: 29 Constitution: 15 Agility: 27 Allocable Points: 0 Attack: 137-278 Defense: 27-28 Skills: 1. Chrysanthemum Thrust: Passive skill. Activated when attacking the target's anus, dealing 120% base damage, with a 5% chance to deal double damage. Proficiency: 58/100.

2. Herbalism: Able to identify medicinal herbs and obtain them from monsters.

3. Medicine Making: Beginner. Able to make a potion using one basic main ingredient and one basic auxiliary ingredient. Proficiency: 0/1000. Equipment: Pharmacist's Castration Knife. Requires Strength 5, Attack Power 100-200, Durability 98. Horse-Slaying Saber. Requires Strength 25, Agility 5, Attack Power 5-45, Durability 50. Beginner Cloth Armor, Defense 5-5. Beginner Pants, Defense 4-4. Beginner Bracers, Defense 2-2. Although the castration knife is better than the horse-slaying saber, it also has a drawback—durability. I learned from Qingtian that even gray-quality player weapons and equipment are actually a kind of pet. However, the weapon durability of pets with pet or human forms can be restored by feeding them, but gray equipment with only one weapon form cannot be restored. This is why I chose Hongshan's equipment form as a weapon. The castration knife is good, but it will eventually break down. It's uncertain whether it will last until I leave the beginner village, so I must prepare for the castration knife to break in advance. I

only need about 10 more monsters to level up. I picked up two swords and continued leveling up. A horse-slaying sword in my left hand, a castration knife in my right. The dual-wielding style looked cool, but it still felt a bit awkward to use.

Oh well, the monsters here don't pose a threat anyway, so I might as well get used to dual-wielding.

Finally, I reached level 5, only to find that the experience required to reach level 6 had skyrocketed to 930 points, and the monsters here now only gave me 2 experience points. I stopped and organized the items I had collected. The player's inventory system is quite interesting, a bit like Doraemon's pocket. Whenever you summon the "Package," a spatial rift opens in front of you, and I mischievously set the location to my abdomen.

I wonder if other pets have this function. All the treasure chests I opened before were opened by Sunny, and the items she handled would automatically flow into my inventory and leave, if she wanted. What a convenient and practical ability!

Okay, from now on, I'll call you Treasure-Picking Dog!

"Gah gah gah! I have a feeling Master is thinking something rude again."

Qingtian, holding a white object and crunching on it like a little squirrel, huffed and puffed.

"Tch!"

I said dismissively, but my attention was immediately drawn to her actions. "What are you eating?"

"Ugh! Nothing!"

Afraid her food would be snatched away, Qingtian quickly threw the object into her mouth, covering her mouth.

"Don't eat random things! You'll get sick!"

I immediately gave Qingtian a chop to the forehead. Even so, I was more curious about what she was actually eating.

Like a dishonest customer maliciously hitting a slot machine, with one swipe, a white object immediately fell from Qingtian's mouth.

I picked it up and looked at it. Broken Canine Tooth: Pet Equipment, increases pet attack power by 3-3. Can be equipped on beast-type pets. (It's damaged and unusable.

This must be something I got from killing a hunting dog, right?)

"Mine! Mine! Give it back! Give it back!"

Like a child whose toy had been stolen, Qingtian jumped around me, saying this.

"I got it, when did it become yours!"

I roared.

"Master is my master, so master's things are mine!"

Qingtian retorted.

"You bastard, don't turn cause and effect upside down! You little prop thief!"

"But I'm hungry!"

Qingtian said aggrievedly, biting her finger.

"Is it good?"

A bead of cold sweat dripped down Qingtian's face as she asked stiffly.

"Mmm! Mmm!"

Like a puppy begging for food from its master, Qingtian nodded expectantly.

"Give me something normal to eat! You idiot!"

Although I was momentarily charmed by Qingtian's expression, I immediately punched her hard on the head, my knuckles digging into her skull, and yelled.

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!"

Qingtian cried out in pain, clutching her head.

Semen! Dog teeth! Just how chaotic is this guy's diet?! My mind suddenly drifted to a bestselling comic from years ago, featuring a robot capable of splitting the earth with its bare hands. It seemed to have a mascot with a similarly chaotic diet. I imagined this pet one day spitting out a wisp of silk to wrap itself up, eventually splitting into two. My head suddenly throbbed with pain. Double the吐槽 (tu cao, a form of online slang for sarcastic or sarcastic remarks) attack!

"There's an opening!"

A glint flashed in her eyes, and before I could react, Qingtian shot out like a bullet, kicking me in the face. "Pfft!"

My face spun 90 degrees, and the dog teeth fell from my hand. Qingtian, prepared, immediately kicked off my face, using the momentum to leap forward, catching the dog teeth in mid-air, landing and rolling, stuffing the teeth into its little mouth.

"You bastard, stop kicking my head! You'll become stupid!"

Enraged by my pet's sneak attack, I lunged at Qingtian.

"Hmph! I've never told you my true identity, so you mistook me for an ordinary elf."

With a "crunch, crunch," she swallowed her canine teeth, and a cloud of black mist suddenly rose from behind her, like a hideous demon appearing behind her. She spoke to me in a hoarse voice.

The little girl's terrifying aura froze the surrounding air, creating an extremely eerie atmosphere, causing me to unconsciously stop what I was doing. Had I suddenly triggered some hidden plot, causing this girl to turn evil? Or was she really the kind of "beep" creature I had anticipated? Whichever path she took, I didn't want it!

Clutching my head, I felt as if the world was about to end!

"The reason Grandpa Village Chief has hailed me as a potential candidate for the next generation of fortune tellers is not only because of my sharp eyesight, but also because I can eat things that others simply can't digest."

Sunny said, slowly standing up with a gloomy expression.

There's absolutely no connection between these things! Besides, it's not something to be proud of; usually, this kind of work is done by the garbage collector. Could this really be the second storyline unfolding?! Go back to your elf village! You "beep-boo" creature! And all that "hailed as," "next generation," "candidate," "potential candidate"—doesn't it make you suspicious? You could never become a fortune teller! Bastard!

"And what's more! I can turn what I eat into my own abilities!"

Without warning, Qing Tian suddenly turned and pounced on me. A flash of white light appeared in her open mouth. Even with only 0.1 seconds of flight time, I still managed to pinpoint the source of that white light. I saw that two sharp canine teeth had grown out of Qing Tian's originally clean and neat set of teeth. Connecting the dots from the previous events, I immediately realized that the canine teeth she had eaten had grown into her regular teeth.

By the time I understood, Qing Tian's little mouth was already biting my forehead.

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Don't bite my head! You bastard! Biting people with teeth that grew from eating canine teeth will give you rabies! I'm bleeding! I'm already bleeding!"

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Faced with Qing Tian's teeth, I finally succumbed, battered and bruised, and began to gather my loot, my head still spurting blood from the teeth marks.

"Want some?"

I asked Qingtian, pulling out the "horse bit" I had obtained earlier.

"I don't want to eat this weird stuff."

Holding a small mirror, admiring her newly acquired powerful weaponry, Sunny said disdainfully.

*Tch!* It seems nothing you eat is normal either. Seeing that she didn't eat all pet items, I equipped the horse bit on Red Cloud. Suddenly remembering something, I quickly opened Sunny's attribute panel.

*Extra: Guide Spirit Assist Attack Power: 3-3 Assist Defense Power: None Skill: Chatterbox* This cheerful little spirit always has endless things to say. If she encounters a talkative native, she might get unexpected information from them. But if it's a serious old white-haired creature, she might annoy them!

Damn! The attack power appeared as expected. Could this extra spirit gain its abilities through this method? Is she a screw-like creature? (P.S.: This is a manga from several years ago. The plot is easily forgotten, but the main character is unforgettable. He's a middle-aged man who can eat screws, parts, and other strange things, then assemble machines inside his body.

His attack power is only 3-3, not even enough to kill a chicken. I'm too lazy to deal with this girl's strange abilities for now, and I'm sorting through my inventory again.

There are 32 pieces of horse meat, 21 pieces of beef, 5 pieces of dog meat, 42 portions of hay, 12 carrots, 13 portions of horse blood, 9 portions of meat and milk, 4 portions of dog blood, 1 cow nose ring, 2 pairs of horseshoes, and 1 whip.

Except for pet food, the cow nose ring, horseshoes, and whip are all pet items. Cow nose ring: Increases pet's power by 1-

) 1 defense, can be equipped on beast-type pets; Horseshoe: increases pet's agility by 4, can be equipped on hoofed beasts; Horsewhip: when used on a pet, temporarily removes the pet's rebellious state and reduces the pet's loyalty by 1, cooldown 10 seconds.

Other items: Horse Blood: herb, basic support medicine.

Milk: cooked food, restores 2 stamina points after consumption. Pet Food, can feed omnivorous, herbivorous, carnivorous, and cooked pets. Herb, basic support auxiliary medicine.

Dog Blood: herb, basic recovery medicine.

Finally, I obtained 3 more herbs, and the milk is even 3! Using these tools, it's true what they say, having milk makes you invincible!

With the necessary ingredients, I started making medicine.

I fused horse blood and green beans to create a "Basic Constitution Potion," which increases constitution by 2 points for 10 minutes.

I fused dog blood and bellflower to create a "Basic Stamina Recovery Potion," which restores 10 stamina points.

I fused horse blood and milk to create "Horse Blood Milk Candy," a sweet and sour candy that kids love. ...What the hell! Who would like to eat this stuff?! I threw the horse blood milk candy on the ground and stomped on it.

"Hahaha! Not all similar medicinal herbs can be fused, so Master, you'd better be careful!"

Qingtian said gloatingly.

Having been tricked by the system, I could only speechlessly refine the "Basic Body Elixir" and "Basic Stamina Recovery Elixir."

Although these two elixirs wouldn't be very useful to me for now, they might come in handy later. Better than nothing, I'll just treat it as practice to improve my elixir-making skills.

After refining the elixirs, I took out a carrot and fed it to Hongyun. This guy hadn't suffered any injuries during the battle; even if he lost health, I immediately fed him a handful of hay, which restored him. Now his health is full, only his stamina is slightly depleted. I'll just consider it as completing the pet-raising task. "It's a task for the pet," I thought to myself.

A handful of hay gives 4 experience points, and after feeding it earlier, it now has 20 experience points. Swallowing a carrot, Red Cloud let out a cheerful neigh, and a white light rose from its body. It leveled up. "Damn! Carrots are so effective! No wonder it's known as a 'housewife's treasure'—a divine ingredient!" I sighed inwardly.

Looking at the Red Horse's attributes, it had gained 1 Strength, 3 Constitution, and 1 Agility, exactly 5 growth points. Its HP was at 100, but it was still a trash pet. The "Tired Horse and Exhausted Man" quest was complete. I touched the quest bar and immediately gained 200 experience points and a gem.

Basic Evolution Stone: Enables pet evolution, 100% success rate. There's a chance to evolve a gray-quality pet into a white-quality one. (Bound and untradeable) To be honest, this broken system, aside from its slightly wicked intentions, doesn't intentionally make things difficult for players. At my current leveling speed, reaching level 10 won't even take 3 days. And to accommodate players like me who were unlucky at first, it even provides items for pet evolution. It allows players to evolve their Rouge Horse into a white-quality pet; the most likely second form is probably the equipment form.

However, I couldn't possibly waste this precious stone on Red Cloud. I picked up the stone and slammed it onto the castration knife. Finally, I don't have to worry about it losing durability. This way, I can use this knife at least until level 20. I thought to myself.

"Equipment—The Pharmacist's Castration Knife Evolves! Data Generating."

"Data Generated, Pet: Azure Blood Black Mantis. Intelligence Judgment: Intermediate. Pet Name Automatically Generated—Blood Blade. Cannot be Modified!"

The castration knife in my hand suddenly trembled violently, falling to the ground uncontrollably. A huge black and red figure began to appear.

"Master! Danger!"

Qing Tian cried out in panic.

"Whoosh!"

A gust of wind swept past my head and landed on Hongyun beside me. Before I could even react, Hongyun was instantly cleaved in two, vanishing in a flash of white light. Only

then did the black shadow before me reveal its full form: a black mantis over two meters tall, its abdomen and eyes blood-red. Its two enormous forearms, like giant scythes, serrated blades gleaming with a chilling light, were raised high, ready to strike me.

"What's going on?"

Startled, I turned and ran back hastily, shouting to Qingtian.

"This pet's level is too high! It's beyond what its master can control right now. If a pet's level is more than 10 levels higher than its master, it will betray and attack!"

Qingtian yelled, running alongside me.

"Damn! How high is it?!"

Looking back at the mantis chasing after me, I immediately shouted, "Blood Blade attribute!"

Azure Blood Black Mantis—Blood Blade. White Quality Type: Insect Feeding: Omnivorous Level: 30 Experience Points: 0/ 0 Vitality: 660/700 Stamina: 620/640 Strength: 120 Constitution: 80 Agility: 25 Talent: Giant Body (Constitution conversion effect 4x).

Blade Warrior (Attack Power 3x) Attack Power: 600-600 Defense Power: 178-178 Skills: 1. Blade Combo: Attacks the target twice, each dealing 80% attack damage. Stamina Cost: 20 2. Diagonal Slash: Swings the giant blade arm to attack multiple targets in front, dealing 60% attack damage to each target. Stamina Cost: 30 3. Parry: Passive skill. 20% chance to use both arms to block physical attacks.

4. Slash Strike: Delivers a heavy blow to the target, dealing 150% damage. Attack damage. Stamina cost: 50.

Loyalty: 25. Equipment: Unchangeable. Form: Original form.

Bound and untradeable.

To be honest, I can't quite process the Blood Blade's stats yet. Right now, I only have one thought: Damn! Why does it take so much experience to go from level 30 to 31?! This is outrageous! Roaring inwardly

, I ran quickly around the cattle and horses, hoping the monsters would slow down the mantis monster's speed, while yelling to Sunny, "What do we do! Think of something!"

However, my plan didn't go as expected. The giant blood-red blade chased after me, wildly swinging its two forearms in front of it. The cattle and horses, already no match for me, all became victims of the mantis monster's blade, disappearing in streaks of white light. A clear, unobstructed path of light stretched before the blood-red blade.

"There's nothing we can do! Unless you have an item to calm a rebellious pet, or you defeat it, it will keep attacking you,"

Qingtian said urgently. Suddenly remembering something,

she yelled at me, "Ah! Master! Whip! Horsewhip!" Her shout immediately reminded me of a "horsewhip" in my inventory, something that could calm a pet's rebellious state. Thinking of this, I frantically rummaged through my inventory.

But the inventory was full of random things, and I only had one horsewhip. It was really difficult to find it. I threw all sorts of items out of my inventory, the scene resembling the cat-like robot in *Doraemon* failing in a critical moment. So, this is also teaching kids that they should regularly tidy up their rooms and hard drives, properly categorizing important things and .txt, .avi, and .avi files. Otherwise, when you need to use or watch them, you won't know which folder or document is buried in, such as "tddownload," "advanced education," or "teaching software," which will be enough to make you anxious.

"Ah! Found it! The whip that can quell rebellion! Clang clang clang clang~!"

After searching for a while, I finally found a gray whip, and with the same expression as a certain unreliable cat-like robot, I raised it above my head and shouted!

"Pfft!"

- 44! A sharp pain came from my back, as if I had been cleaved in two, making me grimace. I shuddered and turned around to see that the mantis monster had caught up with me, slashing across my back, its scythe already embedded in the ground.

I had been running away with my body bent over, exposing my back to its blade, but the pose of raising the whip in a show of bravado had straightened my body. Just a few centimeters away, I avoided the sharpest blade, only having the tip grazed my back. I felt a surge of relief; my bravado had really paid off this time.

Oh well, there's nothing to be happy about.

Just then, the mantis monster pounced on me, its two massive black scythes raised high again, about to fall. With only single-digit health points left, I couldn't withstand any more blows from Blood Blade, and frantically lashed out with my whip.

"Snap!"

A sharp crack echoed as the whip struck Blood Blade's arm. The giant mantis seemed to have been severely injured, flung aside by the whip.

"Hiss! Hiss!"

Blood Blade, struck aside by the whip, hissed angrily at me, yet seemed wary of the whip in my hand, not daring to approach, circling me and waving its two arm blades menacingly.

Finally, it stopped attacking! Although I breathed a sigh of relief, I remained vigilant, keeping a watchful eye on Blood Blade. Although the monster had temporarily stopped attacking me, it remained extremely angry and uncontrollable. I wasn't sure if this counted as calming its rebellious state.

Just as I hesitated, Blood Blade suddenly stopped, as if it had discovered something, and looked down.

There, under Blood Blade's foot, was a carrot that I had thrown out in the chaos.

The monster curiously sniffed it, then stuck it in the tip of its blade and began to devour it.

"Master, hurry! Give it some more!"

Sunny called out hastily.

Without her saying anything, I immediately threw out all the carrots from my bag. Damn it, I was afraid you wouldn't accept the gift; accepting it makes things easier. I thought to myself like a shrewd businessman.

However, even the Rouge Horse could level up by eating carrots, and even the rebellious, angry mantis liked them. I couldn't help but marvel at the power of "Housewife's Treasure."

Blood Blade probably hadn't worn down too much durability in its equipped form, because after eating three carrots, it stopped eating. It turned its head and roared at me fiercely again. Damn it! "You took the gift and then turned your back on me! Don't you know the saying 'He who eats another's bread sings his praises'?! Even corrupt officials are this shameless!" I cursed.

I checked Blood Blade's stats: loyalty 30. After deducting the 1 point of loyalty loss from the whip, the 3 carrots increased its loyalty by 6 points. Should I try to whittle down its health a bit more? I thought to myself.

But this idea was clearly unrealistic. A level 30 monster was already incredibly powerful in the starting village. Forget about any monster that could damage it; even if I encountered one, I'd be in more danger.

"Master, put it away. It can't assist you in battle for now,"

Sunny said.

"What do you mean?"

I was completely confused.

"A pet's loyalty below 10 will automatically turn it into a wild monster; below 30 it will attack its owner; between 30 and 50 it won't assist the player in battle and can't change form; between 50 and 70 it can use the transformation command and summon creatures to assist in battle, but it can't use skill commands and might become uncooperative. Only above 70 is it completely obedient to commands,"

Qingtian explained.

"Damn it! Why didn't you say so earlier!"

This time I'm really in trouble. I finally got a powerful piece of equipment, but now I can't use it. I complained immediately.

"This is a hidden storyline!"

Qingtian said with a mysterious expression.

"Hidden my ass! Distinguish between concealment and hiding! You bastard!"

A powerful fist landed on Qingtian's head. This beast is becoming more and more unreliable.

"Blood Blade, recall!"

Helpless, I could only issue the recall command. Blood Blade's voice gradually faded, and a black bead fell to the ground. Picking up the bead, I saw Blood Blade's cartoon image vaguely appearing inside. ...Is this design really without copyright issues?

Sigh, without the castration knife, the attack power is drastically reduced; even the newly upgraded Red Cloud is dead. But thankfully, Red Sandalwood can temporarily compensate. An attack power of 5-45 is at least more reliable than a massage stick or something. Looking at the attack power of 39-79, it feels like I've suddenly returned to the Stone Age, so tragic!

There's no need to level up here anymore; each monster gives 2 experience points, compared to the 930 experience requirement, enough to drive me crazy. Let's clean up the mess first. When Blood Blade was chasing, a large group of monsters around me was swept away, a good 40 or 50, and more than ten treasure chests were dropped. Plus the items I threw out, they're scattered all over the ground.

Although Blade was in a berserk state at the time, it's basically still my pet, so the experience from killing monsters also went to me, plus the 200 experience points from completing the quest. I now have 296 experience points, and I'm still... about... maybe... perhaps... maybe... probably around 30 more monsters away from level 6.

Yes! That's right, 30. But 30 seems easy enough. Should I stay here?

I pondered...

"Master! Look, look!"

Qingtian, who was helping me collect treasures, suddenly shouted at me.

Well, a protagonist like me, with a tragic aura and full of gay and bestial tendencies, shouldn't just be bullying small monsters. I must endure trials and tribulations, fight my way through countless difficulties to reach the throne of tragedy, even if I collapse halfway due to a loss of integrity, I must still forge ahead. This is fate!

But, is this masochistic, submissive path really suitable for a scumbag like me who dreams of a life of leisure?

Also, I feel like I've lost a lot of the integrity points I painstakingly accumulated in that last sentence. Don't criticize yourself! Damn it!

My mind was a complete mess as I staggered towards Qingtian.

"Master, look!"

Qingtian excitedly pointed at a dead cow.

"Tch! I've seen dead eunuchs, but a dead cow... oh oh oh oh~~! A dead cow~~~!"

I scoffed at Qingtian's overreaction, but my words trailed off. There lay a black-striped cow, peacefully asleep on the grass.

With a roar like I'd discovered a priceless treasure, I pounced on the cow like an archaeologist who'd suddenly found a priceless gem. Touching its rough body and plump rump, I exclaimed, "This...this is the legendary, once-in-a-century fake-death cow! Such soft fur, those beautiful spots, that plump rump. Yes! This is a dead cow!"

"Then I won't be polite. Let's dig in!"

I clasped my hands together behind the dead cow's rump and pulled out a knife and fork—no! A vibrator.

"Ugh! I feel so embarrassed to have a master like this!"

Sunny rubbed her forehead, headache in pain.

Five minutes later, she was drenched in cow suds.

"Ding! Player successfully captured the Spotted Cow! Pet data generation in progress!"

"Intelligence assessed: Beginner. Pet name generated—Nipple. Would you like to modify?"

"I told you copying and pasting plot details is heresy, you bastard!"

I smeared my face with vomit and roared angrily, "And what's with this blatant name? Do you want me to lose all my dignity every time I summon a pet? Change the pet name! Mimi!"

"Pet Spotted Cow—Mimi! Naming successful!"

"Hmm!"

I nodded with a sense of satisfaction.

"There's no difference at all! You idiot owner!"

You have absolutely no aesthetic sense. The elegance and artistic beauty contained in this name are something a vulgar elf like you will never understand! I ignored Qingtian's complaints and checked my Mimi's attributes.

Pet: Spotted Cow—Mimi. White Quality Type: Wild Beast Feeding: Vegetarian Level: 1 Experience Points: 0/30 Health Points: 40/40 Stamina Points: 36/36 Strength: 16 Constitution: 18 Agility: 15 Talent: None Growth Potential: 4 Attack Power: 20-25 Defense Power: 14- 14 Skills: Milk Production (A cup of milk every day, happiness every day!

Equipment: None Loyalty: 70 Transformable Forms: Original Form Human Form What a piece of trash! I was instantly speechless. The reason I was so excited when I saw this cow in its feigned death state was because I had already lost two pets. The newly appeared cow gave me a glimmer of hope. Who knew this cow would be so useless? No attack, no health, and not even a talent. Its only skill is a life skill! Milk Production? I'm not playing Farmville, do I need that much milk to make candy?! Damn it.

Since it's white quality, at least give me an equipment form! And a welfare-type human form at that! Huh? Human form. In the end, I was speechless, but I was attracted by Mimi's human form? What's going on? This white quality pet's second form is actually human form. I quickly commanded, "Mimi, human form!"

"Moo..."

With a simple, honest cry, Mimi's size began to slowly shrink, and she stood upright on her hind legs. The rough cowhide turned into smooth, white skin, and her limbs became slender and long. The swollen mammary glands on her lower abdomen split in two and moved to her chest. The cow's head also began to shrink, with her eyes, nose, and lips each in their proper place. A pair of cow ears and short horns moved to the top of her head, and finally, long black hair grew from the top of her head, turning into a head of ear-length black curly hair that hung down her back.

"Master!"

A tall, naked woman with enormous breasts whispered shyly, nodding to me.

The woman before me was easily over 1.8 meters tall, with smooth, fair skin, black hair, a round face, and large eyes. She wore adorable cow horns on her head and a small, ring-like nose ring. Her figure was voluptuous; her breasts, the size of basketballs, hung low on her chest, their pink, long nipples resembling half a sausage. Her long, slender legs were pressed together, and neat pubic hair lined her thighs, revealing the most alluring feature for any man's primal urges.

A cowgirl! A milk cowgirl! A busty milk cowgirl! A long-legged, busty milk cowgirl! At this moment, tears streamed down my face. Had I, tormented by homosexuality and bestiality, finally found my spring? This was what a pet truly was!

Like a victim who had endured countless hardships finally finding their way home. I was overwhelmed with emotion, tears streaming down my face. A faint beam of holy light descended from the sky, accompanied by the cheerful strains of "Ode to Joy," illuminating me.

"Oh, oh, oh! The perverted beastly master has finally gotten his wish. His evil journey with the cloth-seed 'Garden of Eden' is about to begin!"

As if someone had shared something with her, Qingtian huffed and puffed.

"Qingtian! Take it back!"

"Wow! Even my seal can't stop my perverted master's lust! The last seal has been broken! The Demon King has descended upon this land, and his self-propelled cannons are ravaging the creatures of 'Eden.' Great heroes! The oppressed and humiliated monsters need your intervention! Where are you now?" The

screaming Sunny Sky transformed into a flawless crystal and fell to the ground. The little girl's pouting expression was reflected within it.

It only took a second or two for her to revert from her cheat-like form to crystal, yet she managed to utter so many words. Just how far does her吐槽 (tu cao, a form of sarcastic commentary) go?!

However, as she said, nothing can stop me now. Just like the international convention that there's always a bonus after a great battle, I'm going to prove I'm not a gay man! I'm not a beast-fetishist! This novel isn't a typical G-rated read, but a forbidden H-book!

"Hahaha! Beauty! Here I come!"

My mind was already filled with Mimi's alluring naked body, and I pounced on the busty, long-legged beauty like a wolf.

"Ugh!"

Startled by my fierce appearance, Mimi screamed and slammed me down, sending me flying.

"My golden eyes!"

I was knocked to the ground, rolling around, clutching my eyes.

Why was my golden eyes the most damaged part of me when I was knocked down? That's a good question. It's mainly because I underestimated the power of my tragic aura! At over 1.8 meters tall, Mimi was about my height even when I was bending down, despite being a normal-sized man. And those cute little horns on her head became the most dangerous weapons; the slightly curved horns were spaced exactly between my eyes. One slam and my eyes popped out!

"Damn it! Aren't human-form pets a player's perk? With 70% loyalty, players should be able to do whatever they want to their pets, right? Do we really have to build up their affection?"

My eyes were bloodshot, tears streaming down my face, and I was going crazy!

"But... Master looked so scary just now!"

Mimi said in fear, her big eyes glistening with tears.

"Gah! I'm sorry. I was wrong!"

Faced with Mimi's weak and helpless expression, I immediately lowered my head and admitted my mistake.

"No! Mimi shouldn't have bumped into Master!"

Seeing me apologize, Mimi also apologized.

"No! I was too rude!"

"No! It's Mimi who's disobedient!"

"I'm such a beast!"

"It's Mimi who doesn't understand her master's feelings!"

...

(Damn it! Enough already! At this rate, when will this novel have a sex scene?!) In a daze, I seemed to hear these voices off-screen.

"Um, can I hug you?"

After sitting awkwardly facing each other for a long time, I finally broke the ice.

"Mmm!"

Mimi lowered her head in embarrassment.

"I'm coming!"

Although I said that, I only reached out one hand and held Mimi's little hand.

"Ah!"

Seemingly startled, my small hand struggled slightly, causing my anus to tighten instantly, and I quickly covered my eyes with my other hand. Fortunately, the struggle wasn't strong and stopped immediately.

Whew! I'm so glad I didn't get my pupils popped again. I exclaimed excitedly. This work, which looked like it should be very explicit, violent, and sadistic, was increasingly resembling some kind of romance game, and I felt like a primary school student... To avoid being executed, let's upgrade to middle school! Like middle schoolers dating.

I slowly moved forward and gently embraced Mimi's delicate body, one hand trembling as I touched her huge breasts! So big, so soft! Those enormous breasts were like a cotton pillow; my hand sank into them as soon as I grasped them.

"So big!"

I exclaimed.

"No...no!"

Mimi said shyly.

This isn't considered big? Then what god-like existence must be even higher! I imagined in my heart.

However, textbooks like "Stinky X," "Night Shift X Building," "Sakura X Battle," and "Heartbeat X Memory" tell us that when focusing on conquering one girl, never two-timing, or you'll definitely end up with the better one.

So, I turned my attention back to Mimi.

"Boneless" is practically the best description for Mimi. This girl with a pair of divinely made-up breasts is actually very slender. Touching her body feels like touching a soft ball of cotton. Smooth, soft, and delicate, paired with... Her warm body temperature alone was enough to make my blood boil.

I gently lowered my head and kissed the girl's red lips. Her initial panic was immediately replaced by submission. She obediently opened her small mouth, letting my tongue enter and do as it pleased.

I gently kissed the girl's red lips, my tongue teasing the soft flesh inside, and the girl's breathing gradually became rapid. My heart also became more excited. With a trace of saliva, my mouth left the girl's red lips and began to explore down her blushing neck.

When I passed her two huge breasts, my face was almost submerged in them. A suffocating feeling of happiness spread throughout my body. My hands grasped her two fleshy nipples and began to knead them frantically.

"Ah~! Master~!"

The girl beneath me let out a soft moan.

That moan instantly shattered my reason. Consumed by lust, I raised my head, my eyes red, and said, "I want you!"

"Mmm!"

The incredibly ashamed girl nodded at me lovingly. Her two little legs actually wrapped around my body.

"Thump!"

I felt a wave of heat wash over me, and I quickly stripped off my clothes. Exposing my penis, I thrust it towards the girl's lower body.

Not finding my target, my haphazard attack caused my penis to slam into her lower abdomen. The force of the impact almost broke it, making me grit my teeth in pain.

"Master! It's here!"

Suppressing her shame, the girl reached out her small hand, grasped my penis, and slowly moved it towards her lower body.

Those soft, boneless hands were like a holy light, healing the pain in my penis. My penis slowly moved downwards, past a patch of rough, fragrant grass, and into the swamp.

Slippery, muddy, tender, warm. This was how I felt. Desire swept over me, and I longed to enter that fairy cave and conquer it wildly.

With Mimi's guidance, my penis finally found its home. Between the rolling hills of flesh, a smooth, tender opening appeared before me. My glans was instantly enveloped by warm, tender flesh; before me was the fairy cave I yearned for. Although the entrance was right in front of me, the door remained tightly closed, the opening narrow. My thick penis struggled to enter.

Consumed by desire, I couldn't care less about anything else; I poured all my strength into my lower body, thrusting downwards and breaking in!

"Ah~" "!"

Mimi beneath me let out a soft cry, her eyebrows furrowed, her expression one of intense pain. However, I, having lost all reason, paid no heed.

With a thrust, I entered her fleshy opening, but the narrow passage was riddled with obstacles. The intense pressure made it difficult to penetrate beyond the head of my penis. The squeezing of the opening caused a slight ache in my glans.

Now that the largest part of my penis was inside, the remaining obstacles wouldn't be a problem anymore? I thrust my lower body again, gripping Mimi's upturned buttocks, and like injecting a syringe, slowly pushed my penis inward.

During the push, I felt as if I had hit a fleshy wall—had I reached the bottom? But with the forceful thrust, the fleshy wall shattered instantly. My penis continued its relentless thrust until it was completely inside.

"Ah!"

At that moment, her nipple cried out in pain again, her expression even more pained. She bit her lip tightly, gripped my arm with both hands, and beads of sweat appeared on her forehead.

Only then did my senses begin to return. I hadn't expected that my human-form pet would also be a virgin for the first time. So, the fleshy wall I had just bumped into must have been Mimi's hymen. Thinking of this, a sense of unease welled up within me.

However, the brutality with which I had taken the girl's first time stirred a pang of pity within me. "I'm sorry!"

I whispered to the girl.

"It's alright! Mimi is Master's pet, and giving her first time to Master is the only way a pet like Mimi can repay Master. Please... don't be gentle! It just... it really hurts!"

The girl gritted her teeth, enduring the pain, but ultimately couldn't withstand the tearing pain in her lower body and began to sob.

The girl's gentleness and consideration, and the submissiveness of the ancient tradition of husband-centric obedience, greatly satisfied my patriarchal desires and deeply moved me. My penis remained inside her vagina, and my hands began to caress her body extensively.

Although it was supposed to be caressing the girl, her infinitely beautiful figure... It gave me immense pleasure. Her skin was as white and smooth as milk, and her full breasts were her greatest asset. I stroked the girl's smooth back with one hand and grasped the tip of her large breasts with the other, squeezing out the fleshy nipples. I excitedly sucked on the tiny nipples, about the size of my little finger.

The girl had a sweet milky scent, and the nipple seemed to be the source of that fragrance. With it in my mouth, my nostrils were instantly filled with a rich milky aroma. As I frantically licked and sucked the nipple, a sweet juice overflowed from it. Curious, I looked up and saw that tiny white droplets were secreting from the fleshy nipple.

"Wow! There's even milk?"

I exclaimed in surprise.

"Ugh! Don't look! It's so embarrassing!"

Mimi immediately covered her face and protested.

"Silly girl! How could it be embarrassing? I like it more than anything!"

I said to Mimi with a smile. Only this silly girl would be so ashamed of having breast milk, forgetting that what's even more embarrassing is that my penis is still inside her.

"Really? Master really likes Mimi's strange body?"

the girl asked worriedly.

"Of course! I like it to bits!"

To prove it, I immediately took the girl's nipple into my mouth and began to suckle greedily. With my sucking, the milk secretion increased. I have to admire the power of "Eden"; I'd only ever seen this kind of overflowing, big-breasted girl setting before in H-anime!

"Ah!"

As if her most sensitive nerve had been touched, Mimi trembled all over as I licked her, her cheeks flushed red, and she let out a soft cry. At the same time, her vagina, which had been forcibly opened by my penis, also began to secrete a lot of fluid, accompanied by the slight pulsation of the vaginal walls, giving me a wet and warm wriggling sensation.

"I'm going to move!"

Seeing that the time was right, I whispered to the girl.

"Mmm!"

The girl, lost in intense pleasure, responded in a barely audible voice.

Gently withdrawing my penis, the opening of her vagina, already overflowing with lustful fluid and blocked by it, immediately gushed forth a mixture of red and white juices.

This caused the girl beneath me to let out a moan, a painful yet pleasurable cry, "Ah..."

I, who had been waiting impatiently, disregarded everything else and thrust my penis back in forcefully.

"Ugh~!"

The wound from her recent loss of virginity, coupled with the rough opening of her narrow vagina, caused the girl beneath me to grit her teeth and let out a soft cry

. Any tenderness had been replaced by lust; my hands grasped the girl's nipples, my tongue rapidly scraping against them. Driven by desire, my penis began to thrust wildly. The tight vaginal walls, the intense heat, the slippery touch—everything stimulated my nerves.

My penis moved in and out of her vagina rapidly, bringing up large amounts of fluid. The thrusting also produced a series of crisp, slapping sounds.

Never before had I experienced such exquisite pleasure. As the heat within my vagina intensified, I finally couldn't hold back any longer and, with a roar, ejaculated.

My semen gushed out uncontrollably like a burst dam. The intense pleasure of the orgasm sent shivers down my spine, but a wave of weakness washed over me at the same time.

Damn it! I shamefully ejaculated after just a couple of times. At that moment, I truly understood the shame of being a man who couldn't perform.

Ugh! This is absolutely not because I can't perform! I won't accept the accusation of being a virgin! At least I've already consulted with a technician about my first time!

Damn it! There's nothing to be proud of! I'm so done with this.

"Master?"

A girl, her forehead covered in sweat, looked at me with a puzzled expression.

"No! Don't look at me! At least not now!"

I said, covering my face with my hands, looking utterly ashamed.

"What's wrong? Mimi felt so good just now!"

Although she couldn't understand my current pain, the girl still said gently, "So, please make me feel even better, Master!"

Her seductive words instantly made my blood boil again, and my previously limp penis swelled up once more.

Roar! It wasn't that I was incapable after all! Just like the textbooks say, a boy's first time is destined to be short-lived, but he will quickly recover! That's right!

Bathed in light, I was resurrected on the spot, fully charged and in top condition! Two faint "virgin" characters shattered above my head.

"Here I come!"

I said to the girl, holding my thick, swollen penis.

At this moment, I could also see the battlefield I had just conquered. Between her white legs, a neat tuft of downy hair covered the pink mound of flesh. Beneath the downy hair, the mound was swollen, fine, white, and full. Between the two mounds was a pink valley, and what was inside looked like fresh meat in a shell, tender and radiant. There was also a layer of glistening mucus, making the fleshy valley bright and alluring; one could even find a pearl embedded in the fleshy slices.

However, this once pure and flawless sacred place, after my conquest, was now stained crimson, with thick white fluid flowing from the bleeding opening. But this added a touch of tragic beauty, making one's blood boil even more.

"Mmm!"

The girl nodded gently, opening her arms to me.

Having already had my first experience, this time I lifted her legs and placed them on my shoulders. This raised the girl's engorged vagina, and my penis was positioned perfectly at the entrance. The already muddy passage needed no further lubrication; my penis, aimed at the opening, plunged in with a soft "plop.

" "Ah! It's so full!"

The girl tilted her head back and let out a long sigh.

Clamping her breasts together, I thrust my penis all the way in, instantly submerging the entire shaft in the scalding flesh.

"Ugh~! Master~! It's too deep!"

The depth, penetrating straight to the core, caused the girl, who had been immersed in pleasure, to cry out in surprise.

The sense of conquest returned to me once more. Ignoring the girl's cries, I pressed her body down and began to thrust rapidly. This time, I used all my strength in each thrust, almost reaching the very core with every stroke. The girl, enduring the intense impact, was like a small boat in a storm, tossing and turning with the waves, her two small legs swaying weakly on my shoulders. She let out unconscious cheers, "Ah...ha...ha..."

The fleshy opening of her vagina rolled with each thrust, and every time I withdrew my penis, a small piece of red flesh would be dragged out, but with each heavy thrust, the flesh would be pushed back in, even the labia minora were almost pulled in.

"Ah...I'm...I'm going to come! I'm coming..."

After a while of thrusting, with a soft cry, a spasm suddenly came from inside the girl's body, and the walls of her vagina contracted rapidly. A wave of heat swept over me like a crashing tide, pounding against my penis and sending a tingling sensation through my body. The girl finally reached orgasm amidst the onslaught.

However, having already ejaculated once, I didn't experience another orgasm due to the change in her vagina. Instead, I was no longer satisfied with such an ordinary position. Pulling my penis out of her vagina, I noticed that the opening I had forcibly created seemed to have lost its elasticity, failing to close immediately. I could even see the writhing, bright red flesh inside. After a while, the opening gradually regained its vitality and began to heal, a sight that filled me with immense pleasure.

I lowered the girl's legs; she was now overwhelmed by intense pleasure, lying on the ground, panting heavily. Her large breasts rose and fell with her breath, and her nipples seemed to have lost control, continuously leaking milk.

I turned the girl over, spreading her legs so she could support herself on her knees.

Instantly, her vulva became even more clearly visible before my eyes. The glistening dew at the entrance of her vagina had been replaced by a milky white, sticky fluid. This must be her semen. Looking at the beautiful sight before me, I guided my penis and thrust it in again.

To be honest, this doggy-style sex position definitely requires skill. You have to hold the woman's buttocks to avoid disrupting the rhythm of your thrusts, and the feeling itself isn't that great. However, this unusual way of making love still gives you a kind of pleasure, as if you've conquered her, making you crave more.

Holding the girl's buttocks, I thrust rapidly, my fingers never idle. I roughly grasped and pinched her pink, upturned buttocks, leaving red marks on her white skin. My two thumbs slipped between her thighs, playfully prying open her labia, making her vagina even wider. Suddenly, a bright red lily opened at the entrance of my penis. At the same time, between the parted buttocks, a delicate daisy was revealed. In the pink cleft, the daisy was so striking, its peach-pink slightly deeper than her skin, making it incredibly beautiful. It opened and closed with each thrust inside her vagina.

This immediately drew my attention. My fingers left her labia and gently touched her clitoris.

"Ugh! Master… there… not there!"

The girl, who had been lost in pleasure, suddenly felt the strange sensation on her clitoris and cried out.

This cry only fueled my displeasure. She was already my pet; what was wrong with her? I pulled my penis out of her vagina and thrust it hard into the girl's anus.

"Ah...it hurts...it hurts so much! Master! No! It's tearing!"

The girl cried out in an even more pitiful way than when she was deflowered, gripping the grass with both hands, her body stiff and trembling.

"It'll be over soon! It'll be over soon!"

I said, without pausing, using the lubrication of her vaginal fluids to thrust my penis into her anus until it was fully inside.

Mmm! So good! I felt a surge of pleasure. Compared to her vagina, her anus wasn't as wet, but it was tighter and hotter! It was almost the same pleasure as when I deflowered her.

"It hurts! Master...please...pull it out..."

The girl cried out in pain, tears streaming down her face.

Ignoring her pleas, I continued to thrust in and out of her anus, using the lubrication of her vaginal fluids to hold her swaying hips. The tightness and heat of her anus were like a treasure to me, especially the tightness of the anal opening, like a rubber band, almost snapping my penis in two, while inside was a blazing volcano. Every aspect captivated me.

While thrusting into the girl's anus, I didn't leave her vagina unattended, pulling out my novice weapon—a pink vibrator—and inserting it into her vagina.

The girl, initially dazed by the tearing pain in her rear, began to feel a pleasure akin to defecating. The vibrating vibrator was inserted again into her vagina, and instantly, a frenzied pleasure swept over her, causing her to throw her head back and cry out.

As the girl experienced pleasure, her anus also became more active; the intestinal walls, which had passively endured my thrusts, began to fight back. Strong peristalsis, carrying a burning heat, engulfed my penis.

Finally, I could no longer hold back my ejaculation, and a climax erupted, spraying my semen into the girl's intestines.

The girl felt a wave of heat wash over her as her intestines burned with the hot semen. This heat, combined with the pleasure from the vibrator inside her vagina, created a shockwave that reached her brain. Her soul seemed to soar to the heavens; she felt her heart was about to leap from her mouth, and she reached another climax. Head

held high, her eyes rolled back, revealing only the whites. Her mouth gaped open, uttering "Cocoa!"

sounds, saliva uncontrollably drooling from the corners of her mouth, a picture of ecstasy. Thick semen gushed from her vagina like a fountain, even pushing the vibrator out. Then, her large breasts, hanging to the ground, gushed forth a torrent of milk, spreading a milky white pool across the grass—a truly spectacular sight.

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