"The City Niece and the Country Uncle" - Side Story: The Tour Guide's Giant Cannon (Part 1)

In mid-to-late October, as autumn deepened, the fluctuating temperatures finally began to stabilize and become gentle. Xiaorou glanced at her class schedule, greeted the classmate who was in charge of taking attendance, and then began packing her luggage for her trip.
Xiaorou doesn't dislike traveling; it's just that the only times she could travel in the past were during winter and summer vacations and Golden Week holidays. With China's population, everywhere she went was just a sea of people. Although winter and summer vacations were long, Xiaorou disliked the high temperatures and cold weather, and she preferred staying at home during those times.
But now, she's a university student, which means she has plenty of free time. Especially as an art student at her school, she has even more freedom than other students. The temperature has now stabilized at its most comfortable level, and Xiaorou is already eagerly preparing for her trip.
Although independent travel is great, it wasn't easy for Xiaorou to find travel buddies to go with at this time of year, so to avoid any trouble, she decided to join a tour group. After browsing online, she chose a travel agency that seemed reliable.
As for the route... anything too commercialized is out of the question, and anything too dangerous or exciting is also a no-go. After thinking it over, Xiaorou decided that finding a scenic spot would be best, and it could also serve as a reference for her future paintings.
So Xiaorou chose a route to a certain southwestern village.
Xiaorou chose a time that coincided with the off-season for tourism.
After the National Day holiday, there wasn't a long holiday until New Year's Day, resulting in a sharp drop in tourist traffic. This wasn't good news for travel agencies, but Xiaorou was happy to avoid the crowds. Plus, travel agency prices were always exceptionally low during the off-season. Although Xiaorou wasn't short of money, she still appreciated the bargains.
The only downside is that Xiaorou has to endure a long journey before reaching her destination.
The plane was fine, but the painful part was having to take the bus.
Xiaorou chose a relatively pristine, undeveloped mountain village as her destination. The scenery was beautiful, but the location was quite remote. The seven-hour drive through the mountains was bumpy, and even Xiaorou, who doesn't usually get carsick, found it difficult to endure.
But that's not the most frustrating thing.
Halfway through the journey, more than one person was feeling unwell, so the tour guide asked the driver to stop in a flat, open area so that all the passengers could get off and get some fresh air. Xiaorou looked around at the pristine surroundings and, still clinging to a sliver of hope, whispered to the tour guide for help, "Tour guide, is there a restroom nearby?" She felt like her bladder was about to burst!
The tour guide was a middle-aged man of average height with an honest-looking face. After hearing Xiaorou's question, he blushed slightly, appearing even more shy. He quietly said to the beautiful young woman, "This is all undeveloped land, there are no public toilets. If you really need to go, go somewhere further away to relieve yourself."
Xiaorou blushed upon hearing this.
Her upbringing prevented her from doing something like resolving personal issues indiscriminately!
But I'm about to explode! What should I do?
In the end, Xiaorou chose to protect her bladder over avoiding shame.
Even though I've made the decision, I still feel a lot of psychological pressure when it comes to implementing it.
The tour guide noticed the girl's hesitation and comforted her with a smile, "It's okay, it's getting late, and there's no one else around except for our bus." However, remembering the potential danger, he still reminded her, "Just be careful, there might be snakes in the grass."
A snake?! The resolve I had just made instantly began to waver violently.
Seeing Xiaorou's pale face, the tour guide immediately realized he might have been too talkative, but the risk wasn't entirely nonexistent. He thought for a moment, then suggested, "How about I go with you?"
Xiaorou's face turned from white to red. Should she go with him?
"Oh, don't misunderstand, I just meant I would keep watch for you." The honest tour guide waved his hands repeatedly.
Xiaorou hesitated for a long time, but finally agreed to let the tour guide accompany her.
She was really about to burst, and she was genuinely terrified of snakes!
The tour guide secretly led her to a deeper patch of grass, picked up a branch from the side, tapped the grass to make sure there were no snakes or anything like that, then quietly retreated to the side and turned his back to keep watch, telling Xiaorou to take care of things quickly.
Xiaorou's heart clenched.
Being in the wild, in the open, with snakes possibly lurking in the bushes nearby, and a strange man standing not far away, relieving oneself in such an environment would be a real test of one's heart.
But people have to relieve themselves when they need to.
Xiaorou blushed, gritted her teeth, squatted down with her back to the tour guide, lifted her skirt, pulled down her underwear, and eagerly relieved herself.
Hearing the pattering water, the honest tour guide swallowed hard and couldn't help but turn around.
His eyesight was excellent, and he immediately spotted the pink little vulva between Xiaorou's legs, causing his penis to instantly become erect. He knew he shouldn't be doing this, but he couldn't take his eyes off it, and even inexplicably took out his phone to secretly take pictures of the scene he shouldn't have.
After taking care of her personal needs, Xiaorou quickly wiped herself clean and stood up, startling the tour guide who shoved his phone away and turned away as if nothing had happened.
After using the restroom, it was time to continue the journey. Xiaorou, blushing, asked the tour guide to give her bottled water to wash her hands, then, still blushing, boarded the bus to complete the rest of the trip.
Because she was feeling a bit carsick, Xiaorou moved to the front row, sitting next to the tour guide. But the thought of the tour guide "going easy" on her earlier made her face burn, her body stiffen, and she didn't dare say a word.
The girl's faint fragrance wafted into the tour guide's nostrils. He took off his straw hat to cover his erection, cleared his throat, and started chatting to distract himself. Tour guides all need to be eloquent, and despite his honest and simple appearance, this tour guide was quite the talker. As they chatted, Xiaorou forgot her earlier embarrassment and began to relax, even calling him "Uncle Tour Guide" repeatedly.
However, the journey was still quite tiring, and Xiaorou couldn't help but close her eyes and fall asleep while chatting.
As the tour guide watched the beautiful young woman fall asleep against him, he couldn't resist reaching his right hand under his straw hat to his crotch and secretly rubbing it a few times to relieve the pain from the excessive hardness.
Even though the beautiful woman was right beside him, the man only dared to secretly touch his hard, hot iron, and dared not do anything to the girl.
He has always been an honest man.
He lived a life of routine and hard work, considering himself honest and kind, and had never done anything wrong. Although he had a bit of a male lecherous streak, he simply didn't have the guts to do it. The people around him consistently described him as an honest and unassuming ordinary person.
But life always seems to be against honest people.
Because of his honesty, he was always suppressed and had no chance to rise. After working as a tour guide for so many years, he could only lead these unpopular routes. Because of his honesty, he never took a penny of the money that could have been earned. Because of his honesty, his wife cursed him day and night for being useless. In the end, she ran away with the family's money and eloped with another man, making him the biggest joke.
The man was somewhat unwilling and wanted to make a change, but he quickly gave up. He had been honest and upright for half his life and really didn't know how to change.
The bus swayed and rattled for several more hours before finally arriving at the hotel at dusk.
Because of the long day and the discomfort of the car ride, Xiaorou barely ate any dinner and just wanted to go back to her room to rest and go to sleep early. But then a conflict arose when they were assigning rooms.
Coincidentally, another travel agency had also booked rooms here, and the receptionist mixed up the two agencies, resulting in a mismatch between the rooms and the number of participants. Because it was a group tour, most of the participants were retired aunties; there wasn't a second young woman like Xiaorou. This fully demonstrated the astonishing fighting power of Chinese aunties, and the whole scene was chaotic. Especially when the hotel said they couldn't arrange enough standard rooms and only double rooms were available, the aunties fought even more fiercely. Everyone was a stranger; who wanted to share a bed with someone else? Thus, the aunties began a new bloody battle, tearing apart the standard rooms.
Xiaorou rubbed her ears, which were ringing from the noise, and didn't want to get involved in the aunties' argument. She glanced at the tour guide, who was sweating profusely and trying to persuade them, and couldn't bear to put him in a difficult position. So she simply paid a little extra and booked the best room for herself, saving herself the trouble.
Although the inn wasn't a high-end hotel, it was still cozy and interesting. After checking the cleanliness, Xiaorou didn't nitpick too much and went to bed early after washing up.
However, the tour guide's job wasn't so easy; he was bound to get a good scolding. Especially with his honest and simple appearance, some shrewd older women would even take advantage of him, repeatedly asking him to give them more money before they would stop.
After a lot of noise and commotion, it was almost 11 o'clock when the tour guide was finally able to rest.
The tour guide rubbed his tired face. On his way back to his room, he ran into the other tour guide, who was embracing a woman intimately, his large hands groping her buttocks.
They were guests in the group.
The tour guide remembered it clearly.
"Someone's coming." The woman, noticing someone looking at them, playfully shoved the tour guide, clearly annoyed. After all, being caught in the act of "picking up wild animals" was certainly uncomfortable. The tall tour guide pinched the woman's plump buttocks, chuckling nonchalantly, "It's alright." He then gave the tour guide a slightly disdainful look, swiped the door, and led the female guest inside. What happened next, being adults, goes without saying.
Seeing the disdainful look in the other person's eyes, the tour guide wouldn't have thought much of it in the past. However, after a series of setbacks, he couldn't help but lower his head in self-consciousness when he saw such a look again. There aren't many people like him who can make such a lucrative job that they still have to pay out of their own pockets. In fact, in these kinds of tours, if you're bold enough, there are often cases of such sexually explicit trips like the one in question. The tour guide had occasionally felt tempted, but he was too timid. He only dared to fantasize about masturbating, but he didn't dare to actually do anything.
The sensual and shocking scene just now reminded the tour guide of that young girl.
How wonderful! Young, beautiful, and full of energy, her skin is as white as snow, her breasts stretch her clothes high, and her pink little pussy looks plump and juicy—a top-quality little abalone. If I could penetrate her, it would be incredibly pleasurable.
Just imagining it made the tour guide feel the pleasure, and he couldn't help but tremble. His penis, which had finally softened, immediately became erect again, bulging a large bulge in his crotch. The tour guide covered his groin, looked around to make sure no one was watching, and quickened his pace back to his room.
The phone in my pocket suddenly became scorching hot.
The tour guide didn't even dare to turn on the lights. He lay on the bed, unzipped his pants, revealing his towering penis, and stared at the stunning scenery he had captured on his first daring candid shot. He then quietly started masturbating.
It's laughable, really. He himself looks honest and kind, but his manhood is ferocious. Although it's not very long, its girth is exceptional, thick enough to make any woman scream. Despite possessing such a weapon, he's surprisingly cowardly. Many of his more experienced female companions laugh at him for wasting such a good penis; if they had such a "cannon," their female customers would be regulars.
The tour guide sighed inwardly, realizing it was a pity. It wasn't that female tourists hadn't given him hints, but his habitual honesty had caused him to miss opportunity after opportunity, leaving him only able to lead these elderly tours. He hadn't brought a tender young girl like Xiaorou in a long time. Perhaps it was this unique freshness amidst the fading atmosphere that ignited his pent-up desire. The tour guide's eyes burned as he stared at that frozen, pink vulva, almost making his penis spark with desire. Its hardness only increased, yet he couldn't ejaculate, which only fueled his frustration.
Unable to ejaculate, and with cold water unable to soothe it, the tour guide could only toss and turn, unable to sleep, his erect penis pointing skyward. "Damn it," he thought, "why isn't this hard usually?" He looked down at his erect penis with a helpless sigh.
Unable to satisfy his lust, the middle-aged man couldn't fall asleep.
Gradually, a bold and wicked thought began to emerge uncontrollably.
Perhaps, like his colleagues, he could also enjoy some sensual perks; it wouldn't be out of the question...
Startled by his own audacious idea, the tour guide hurriedly shook his head, as if trying to shake the inappropriate thought out of his mind. How could he dare...?
But it's already very late, everyone is asleep, if I sneak in, no one will know.
I've been honest my whole life, is it really okay for me to do this?
Honesty, how much have you suffered because of it? You still want to stay honest? Have you forgotten how your wife ran away?
In just a few minutes, the tour guide had a fierce internal struggle. Finally, he swallowed hard, stuffed his erect penis back into his pants, and quietly left the room.
This was the tour guide's first time doing something like this, and he was as nervous as a novice thief. It was already late at night, and apart from the security guard on night duty, there was no one else at the front desk. Even so, the tour guide was still uneasy. After looking around to make sure no one was watching, he mustered up his courage and sneaked up to the front desk, handing the security guard several red bills and saying, "Convenience card plus a pack of chewing gum."
The security guard was clearly not doing this for the first time. People like them, who have been cooperating with various hotels for a long time, have seen a lot of dirty tricks. At first, they felt a little disgusted, but most of them were consensual. Over time, they got used to it and even participated to earn some takeout. They even developed their own set of slang.
"Convenience card" refers to a universal card that can open any door, and "chewing gum" naturally refers to condoms.
The security guard, after taking the money, glanced with interest at the visibly nervous tour guide, clearly someone who was doing this for the first time. He used a key to open a small cabinet, revealing a cabinet full of condoms of various colors, and asked, "How sweet do you want the candy?"
The tour guide blushed and said, "The sweetest one."
Upon hearing this, the security guard glanced at the tour guide's crotch and chuckled. "Who would have thought?"
The tour guide couldn't stand the security guard's mocking gaze and felt his face burning. He grabbed the card and the cover and ran away as fast as he could.
He didn't rush to the girl's room immediately. Instead, he lit a cigarette in the hallway, hesitated for a moment, and struggled with his reason. Finally, he stubbed out his cigarette, took a deep breath, and after making sure no one was watching, he took out his master card, swiped it with a "beep," and opened the girl's door.
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That's just how capricious I am, that's just how fickle I am (proudly puffing out my chest.jpg)
To be honest, I could compile a mini collection of explicit and erotic stories, but I'm too lazy to think of any titles. So I'll just put them all in Xiaorou's side stories. It's so much better to have a fixed female lead name. I can save on male names if possible, and use substitutes instead. It's so much easier!
As usual, the side stories are basically unrelated to the main plot; they're just things I write when inspiration strikes. ┓(′`)┏

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