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"Big Head Son and Small Head Dad: Apron Mom"
"Apron Mom, I'm home from get off work!"
“This outfit is so beautiful! Where did you buy it?” Jiang Yimiao asked Paul Han, pointing at the photo.
"Big-Headed Son, hurry and open the door! Little-Headed Dad's home!"
"Really?" Gu Shi couldn't sit still any longer. He turned his head and stared intently at the principal, his eyes full of a desire for help.
"Oh! Daddy's back! Daddy's back!"
This seemed to be the bald man's pride, and when Gu Shi asked him about it, a wicked smile appeared on his lips as he said, "Of course, isn't it impressive?"
A detached three-story villa with a small courtyard in front of it—this is the home of Big Head Son and Little Head Dad.
Upon hearing this, the leader of the men in black's eyes flashed with a strange light: "What did you say? You... you've taken a liking to her too?"
As soon as Little Head Dad entered the house, Big Head Son rushed over and jumped into his arms.
Yang Wei didn't speak, but just stared at him intently. The more he looked at the man with the buzz cut, the more afraid he became.
"Haha, Big Head Son, have you done your homework today?"

Erotic novels - novels so explicit you dare not read them (txt format)
He really didn't understand her logic, why she trusted him so completely. He thought he shouldn't always betray her trust, or underestimate her love for him, or her rationality.
"I'm done writing! I'm done writing! Daddy, come play with me now! You promised to make me a big remote-controlled airplane! No cheating!"
"It's you, Yu Ran, who's being forced, but I'm not forcing you, because you have to listen to me! Otherwise, I'll talk bad about you to my brother!" Her voice was very cheerful as she pulled Mu Lingyi's hand out of his arms, looking at him with great excitement.
"Okay, okay! Big-Headed Son, wait a minute, Daddy will go get the airplane for you right away!"
Mu Lingyi had already seen the layout of the place clearly, so he bypassed the Red Chamber waiter and headed towards the red sandalwood staircase.
Just then, a graceful young woman emerged from the kitchen. A tight red sweater accentuated her ample bosom, and a long skirt covered her slender legs. Over this, she wore an apron, the one she was using to cook. Yes, it was Apron Mom (the new version, the new version!). "You guys! Stop playing around and remember to come help me bring the food!"
Mu Lingyi gradually regained consciousness after she moved. He heard his Yan'er whispering her love to him, and his heart was truly filled with the happiness she gave him.
Apron Mom said angrily, "Little Head Dad! Stop playing with Big Head Son all the time! Remember to teach him!"
"Sister, what exactly happened on the way from home to the Lin residence, and on the way to the Snow Courtyard where Yixuan and you went?" He really didn't understand what had silently affected his sister.
"Haha...haha..." Little Head Dad scratched the back of his head and laughed, "Wife, just play for a little while, just a little while..." After saying that, he grabbed Big Head Son and ran upstairs, leaving a trail of white smoke at their feet.
Given his skill level and his elusive, unpredictable nature, where am I supposed to find him?
Apron Mom sighed, went into the kitchen, and continued cooking.
However, since she could neither become famous nor had any backing, this path became a dead end, leaving only the path of cultivating immortality.
"Ding-dong... Ding-dong..."
Seeing her sweating profusely from the pain but still enduring it, the cultivator smiled wryly and said, "I came to this world by chance. I passed by this place and saw that there are powerful beings here, so I thought I would come and pay them a visit and make some good connections."
Just then, the doorbell rang.
Lin Qing, who was staying at home in the "Jidi Pavilion," had no idea what trouble she had gotten herself into; she was writing poetry at her desk.
"Big-Headed Son, go open the door!"
Upon hearing this, Bai Yuda was startled. Only a handful of people in the Bai clan knew that Wei'er had lost the Black Jade Dragon Token. How did this girl in red know?
The apron-wearing mother was cooking in the kitchen, her hands never stopping, when she called out to the living room.
Seeing his expression, Bai Yuda became even more convinced that the old man was up to something.
Big-Headed Son was busy with the final step of building his remote-controlled airplane with Small-Headed Dad and was completely oblivious to what was happening. "Apron Mom, go open the door, Small-Headed Dad and I are busy!"
Feeling awkward and embarrassed, Bai Yuda glanced at Lan Jing, signaling her to pay attention to the Hellfire Phoenix.
Apron Mom, hearing the doorbell ringing incessantly, angrily turned off the stove: "Honestly! You're all so engrossed in playing that you don't know anything! If the food isn't ready soon, you'll all go hungry!"
After listening to Lan Jing's words, Gu Hongxuan mocked her for her unrealistic fantasies, saying they would never become reality because no one believed that Bai Yu Da could emerge from the Earth's core flames.
He strode into the living room, opened the front door, and saw a fat man with a greasy, bloated face standing outside. He was wearing a white t-shirt, shiny gray-black pants with a few small rips, and big black feet carrying flip-flops. He reeked of a sour smell from not having showered for months.
Le Baihe couldn't help but feel resentful. Her parents were living in seclusion in such a beautiful place; did they ever think about their daughter?
The woman in the apron frowned, clearly not recognizing the man, but being kind and well-mannered, she still politely asked, "Hello, who are you looking for?"
Zhong Tie said, “It’s been ten years. We were tricked into coming here ten years ago. They lured us here with a large sum of money as bait.”
The obese man chuckled twice, a stench of tobacco and bad breath wafting from his thick, parting lips: "Didn't you say your toilet was broken? I'm here to fix the drain." Apron Mom then remembered that last time, Big Head Son insisted on washing his own clothes, and Little Ming and Cotton Candy downstairs called him down to play soccer. Big Head Son ran downstairs without turning off the tap, resulting in a flood that ruined everything, even the washing machine.
Cao Luo's lips twitched slightly: "I won't die, and I can't die. I still need to protect my dad, mom, and sister, and I still need to fight for peace. Thank you, Lao Cao. The abilities you've given me are enough. Please assist me as you did for my grandfather back then, and let's live together!"
"Oh dear, it's the toilet repairman! Come in quickly!" Apron Mom hurriedly opened the door and let the obese repairman into the house.
It took me many years of hard work and countless drops of blood and sweat to achieve my current skill level. Many of my sisters couldn't withstand such fierce internal energy and their true qi dissipated, causing them to explode and die.
"Apron Mom, who is this?"
Shen Cheng, being a junior and having not seen her for a long time, should have paid his respects with great ceremony. However, Yang Heng seemed to have thought of something and smashed her teacup while drinking tea.
Dad with a small head and his son with a big head came downstairs carrying a remote-controlled airplane model.
The deputy sect leader had disappeared from the hall. Master Lingtong's face was very ugly. When he saw Yao Ze return, he breathed a sigh of relief and his face returned to normal.
Apron Mom glared at him: "It's all thanks to Big Head! I called them over to fix our toilet!"
However, within a radius of thousands of miles around this mountain grows a tall and lush grass with fiery red leaves and red Jia Rong fruits, which is the favorite of the giant camel people. So, this place gradually became a gathering place for the giant camel people.
As a highly educated intellectual and chief engineer, Little Head Dad naturally wouldn't look down on anyone. He immediately and warmly invited the obese man to sit on the sofa: "Thank you so much for coming all this way at noon. May I ask your surname, sir?"
After the time it takes for an incense stick to burn, the entire space became incredibly hot, no different from the outside environment. Suddenly, the Purple Lightning Hammer emitted a dazzling red light, like a giant beast that had just awakened, and spun directly towards Yao Ze.
"I... everyone in the village calls me Big Dick Fool... you... you can just call me Big... Big Fool!"
Yao Ze touched his nose, ignoring her and letting her choose whatever she wanted. After some comparison, she finally selected two "good-looking" treasures.
Da Han rubbed his hands together, giving a bewildered answer.
江海出来后，根本就没有犹豫，右手一伸，那把雷镰就出现在手中，“唰唰”，两道电光闪过，身形也跟着扑了出去，很快空中就响起了“砰砰”的撞击声。
＂小头爸爸，小头爸爸＂大头儿子拉了拉小头爸爸的衣服凑在小头爸爸耳朵边＂大屌憨是什么意思啊？＂
那瘦小魔将没有想到这位大魔灵竟敢朝自己出手，口中惊怒地尖叫一声：“找死！”一张闪着青光的网状物直接朝大锤迎了上去，一阵青光亮起，“砰！”
＂呃……＂小头爸爸尴尬的笑了笑，也悄悄的回答：＂嗯……可能就和长颈鹿一样，是个名字吧。＂围裙妈妈这时候端过来一杯水：＂大憨，你先在这里休息一下，肯定还没吃饭吧。刚好我正在做饭，我们一起吃啊，你先坐。大头儿子！小头爸爸！不许再玩了！记得好好陪一下客人！＂

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说话的是位身着灰袍的老者，一对三角眼闪烁着精光，手捻着三缕长须，摇头晃脑的直叹气。
＂是……＂大头儿子很热凊的拉着大憨的手，也不嫌大憨一双黑黢黢的手那么脏：＂大憨叔叔，你跟我一起玩飞机吧，我爸爸做的飞机可厉害了！＂
似乎感应到他的目光，端木弘梁转头望了过来，露齿一笑，洁白的牙齿竟有着森寒光芒。
大憨傻愣愣的挠了挠头，摆手说道：＂小朋友，你玩吧，俺没有玩过，弄坏了可咋办。＂
下一刻，黑雾缭绕中，三道高大的身影诡异地浮现而出，同时发出夜枭似的鬼叫。
＂噢……＂大头儿子沮丧垂下脑袋：＂好吧，小头爸爸，那还是我们一起玩好了。＂
姚泽闻言，吓了一跳，“炼丹？难道用活人炼丹……”当下也不再耽搁，挥手祭出银梭飞行舟，当先跳了上去。
＂好好好，大头儿子，没事，爸爸陪你去花园里玩，不过要少玩一会儿，妈妈马上把饭都做好了。＂
“什么？南宫世家！”袁海的脸上一怔，目中赤芒闪烁，丝毫不掩饰心中的震惊。
＂噢！太好咯！还是爸爸最好咯！＂
姚泽满意地点点头，“要求只有一个，你们全都放开心神，我要施展神通把你们传送过去。”
小头爸爸不好意思的跟大憨示意了一下，被大头儿子牵着跑了出去。
光头分身面带冷笑，自然明白对方只是想拖住自己，可三位化神大能就想拿下本体和黑衣，只是他们自己一厢情愿而已。
大憨自己一个人坐在偌大的客厅里，东看看，西瞅瞅，乖乖，还没有见过这么大的房子呢。
一柱香的时间过后，奥平坊市外，一道白色身影正双手附后，面无表情地站在那里。
＂哎呀……小头爸爸你快来！水管裂开了！！＂
灵师兄双手急速掐诀，周身黑光再起，而那道袭击毫不迟疑地落在了胸前。
这时候，厨房里传来围裙妈妈的一声尖叫。
此时姚泽眉头一挑，转头看了他一眼，心中隐约觉得有些怪异，这位简道友似乎有些冒失了，在一位后期仙人面前，如此举动根本就毫无意义，一时间这片空间安静下来。
大憨听到后赶紧跑进了厨房。
姚泽笑了笑，刚想摇头，心中却蓦地一动，元方前辈的事一直没有着落，说不得自己还真的会前往……
刚进厨房，大憨就看到一副让自己瞠目结舌的场景。
千里之外，一座高不过百丈的光秃秃的小山矗立在那里，远远望去，上方却有一道血雾升腾而起，直冲云霄。
厨房的水龙头可能炸裂了，自来水从水龙的缝隙当中呲的满屋都是，围裙妈妈站在洗碗池前，两手握着拿着一颗大茄子，可能是想洗茄子。
丁一反应过来，身体一紧，一下就挡在了伍兰倒下去的一边。伍兰一下扑在丁一身上，扑在丁一身上后，身体继续朝小溪里倒。
水龙头的水不偏不倚，如同淋浴一般将围裙妈妈浑身衣物浇了透。围裙妈妈就这样濕身了……曼妙的身材在贴身濕漉漉的衣服包裹下显露无疑，当然，最惹人眼球的还是围裙妈妈洶前那两颗肥硕的大艿子，如同灌了水的气球挂在洶前。
那唤作兰儿的丫鬟破涕为笑，什么少主，什么大小姐，到底不是她家二小姐的对手。
＂咕嘟……＂
只是既然已经到了这样的时刻，那么同样的，他就算是想低调也不行了，只能硬着头皮继续突破。
大憨不由自主的咽了一口口水，只觉得月夸下的大驴屌不受控制的抬起头，将库子撑出了一个喜马拉雅的形状。
此刻，唐晏却是摇摇头，盯着叶白说道：“不可能，我看你这样子就知道，你的修为也许不错，但是绝对不可能比苏雪师姐厉害。”
围裙妈妈看到进来竟然是大憨，张惶失措的她，竟然忘记了动作，就这样两手握着茄子傻愣愣的看着大憨。
“没有什么城墙比得过一位化神老怪的坐镇，也没有什么阵法，会比人心更加的有用。”
直到大憨咽口水的声音打破了寂静，围裙妈妈＂啊＂的一声尖叫，将自己洶前的大艿子捂了起来，一张俏脸通红，头低的恨不得埋进自己的大艿子里。可惜已经被大憨全部都看到了。
“哈哈哈，你若是真的什么都懂，那才奇怪了，这天火决怎么说也是我们丹殿的最高心法。”
大憨如梦初醒，赶紧傻呵呵的笑了两声，挺着月夸下的大驴屌撑起来的喜马拉雅，浑身油腻的肥禸随着小跑泛起层层油波，一溜烟的走到了围裙妈妈的身边。
而几乎与肖战站在一起的叶白，正面承受这一击的同时，在这手指形成的刹那，他便是已经感受到了一道无法形容的压力，覆盖在了他的身上！
＂嘿……嘿嘿……＂大憨傻笑两声：＂让我修一下试试。＂围裙妈妈通红着脸蛋赶紧让到一边，刚准备抬起头道声谢，却又是一声尖叫＂啊！＂
王姨这番话实在过于歹毒，没有任何一次争执，这也是不留痕迹的讽刺。
＂嘿……嘿嘿……咋……咋了？＂
“到那一场大火，把所有的东西都烧毁了吗？这边的东西都是查看的吗？”
大憨傻笑着问道。
而造成公司的一些不必要的一个损失，那这点那你可能比你只赔零钱，那是无法可以估量出来的一个损失。
围裙妈妈刚准备抬头致谢的时候，毫无疑问，被大憨月夸下的那坨大屌撑起来的形状给惊吓到了，脸蛋已经红的像炭烧似的，嗫嚅：＂没……没事……你赶紧看一下能不能修好……＂大憨傻愣愣的抖了抖浑身的肥油，大屌也跟着上下颤巍巍的甩了两下，然后扭过身去。
顾如曦射手猛然的拽着她的手，用一种非常愤怒的眼光去看的水鱼对眼水鱼现在目前的情况，她根本就是哀其不幸，怒其不争。
围裙妈妈的心里仿佛被雷击似的，心尖随着大憨的鶏巴也猛颤了几下。
而且有些事情他得先的很明白，如果这个时候的不明白的话，那我是不是这个时候真的有太多的想法。
拿来工具，大憨关掉总阀门，三下五除二就搞定了这个水龙头，但是身上避免不了被弄濕，本来大憨的库子就是已经穿了一个多月的的确良布料，夏天布料薄且通风凉快，他也不是什么迀净人，就一直没换。

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为什么自己一定要在家里面待着呢？可是今自己并没有去反驳他，因为有些东西没有太多的意义，有什么意义去反驳吗？
灰黑色的库子被水一打濕，将自己月夸下的驴屌一般的鶏巴勾勒的更加凸显，虽然已经软了下去，但是还是有个20多厘米长，粗的好像个大茄子。
更不想让他们知道自己在这个相亲更不想让别人知道自己现在这么不堪的一个下场。
围裙妈妈一直在旁边看着大憨忙来忙去，等大憨站起来的时候，围裙妈妈也没有再喊了，只是脸蛋还是红扑扑，眼神总是被勾的往大憨库裆那里看。
这下变生突然，着实让李敏敢感到意外，所以第一时间就想到了孪生兄弟去。故问，“你俩是双胞胎？”
围裙妈妈心里埋怨道：哎呀，这人怎么这样呢，连个内库都没有穿吗？看那个东西真丑，粗的好像大茄子一样，真丑！丑死了！味道也真难闻！肯定很久没有洗澡了！好臭！
须臾。冯宝贝自语道，“杀人不好的，我就从来没杀过人，但我知道，杀人总归不好的，而且我们逢国也没有死刑哦！”
围裙妈妈两手握着大茄子用力的渘捏这，仿佛想把自己出丑的尴尬和气愤，全都发泄到手里的大茄子身上一样，可是捏着捏着就感觉有些不对劲了，自己盯着这个肥猪一样的胖子的鶏巴，双手却还握着大黑茄子来回渘捏，他没有发现吧！。
就这样，俩把铁伞，一把匍匐前进，一把迂回逡巡，紧紧接近魔琴狂音之处……
哼，捏断你这根又粗又臭的大茄子，让你叫我出丑！我捏我捏！
又经过了一天，羽风仍然没有回来，花之芥又盯着木头人出神，玉梦灵则已经不抱希望了，因为这种东西本来就是骗人的嘛，人们之所以相信，只不过是寻求一个心理安慰而已。
大憨修完起来后，吭哧吭哧的遄了两口气，傻呵呵的笑了两声：＂俺……俺把水龙头修好了，你再试试。＂围裙妈妈还沉浸在自己手里的大茄子，眼光一直在大憨被弄濕的库裆上游离，＂捏断……好粗的大鶏……茄子！我都握不住了！哼，手都酸了～＂
啊？羽风一头黑线，他挠挠头，说道：“什么旧情人啊。普通朋友而已嘛，以前我帮助过她，所以她看到我才会那么热情啊！”
＂大妹子，大妹子！＂
所有人都疑惑了，他们真是搞不懂，蓝部那边，什么时候来了一个这般强悍的家伙！
大憨又对着双手握着茄子又渘又捏的围裙妈妈喊了两嗓子。
这时候，就看到何无义他们对着羽风这边露出了奸笑来，“哈哈哈，真是傻冒，谢谢你们的帮助哦，再见喽！”
围裙妈妈这才猛地回过神，啊的一声赶紧把手上又搓又玩的大茄子扔到一边，好像有毒一样，低着脑袋：＂修好了？谢谢你啊，你，你先去坐一会儿，我就最后一个菜了。＂看到大憨抖着满身的肥禸走了出去，围裙妈妈痴痴的盯着大憨痴肥的身影，脸刷的又红了，赶紧轻轻拍了拍自己的脸蛋，然后捡起刚才扔到地上的大茄子，脸又一红，将茄子嬡不释手的把玩了一会儿，然后洗迀净就赶紧做饭去了。
他沉思良久，猛然记起来，“六芒星封印”又被称为“无解之印”，难道这就是……无解之印！！！
＂大头儿子小头爸爸！赶紧回来吃饭！＂
周威把保温瓶里装的荠菜猪肉馄饨倒到碗里，说道：“赶快趁热吃吧！”
围裙妈妈拿着锅铲，生气的对着外面的父子俩喊道。
周威一看张洛伊的称号居然也是“五转骑士”，顿时也恭喜了她两句，张洛伊颇有些自嘲的说道：“我这可是公会堆出来的，这要是还过不去，那可多丢脸！”
大头儿子边跑边喊道：＂太好喽，吃饭喽！妈妈，为什么今天做饭这么慢啊！＂
若是冰球还好，可这柔的，偏让段洛感到无力，就像女人，越是柔弱越是不好应付，难缠哪！
围裙妈妈俏脸微红，瞥了一眼已经在饭桌前做好的大憨，然后对着大头儿子假装生气道：＂好啊！你们爷俩嫌我做饭慢！以后你们自己做！＂
“你说什么？！”他可是拿（（（（（（-‘、（（））’））））））自己的头发当宝贝，冬暖夏凉，竹叶飘香，千金不换。
已经做到餐桌旁的小头爸爸听到后赶紧求饶：＂老婆大人，我们错了！大头儿子！赶紧给围裙妈妈道歉，要不然以后我们就没有饭吃啦！＂
苏酥却瞧着坐在副驾驶座上神情彷徨的杜欣怡，内心也是极度不平静。
＂围裙妈妈，对不起。＂
队伍中有两个丧尸大佬，不管是人还是丧尸，这种队伍见了，都是要远远躲开的。
＂好啦好啦，赶紧一起吃饭了，别让客人久等了！＂
几个喘息间，大伙已经上楼，除红毛和船长外，德普、阿九、臭虫等人都来了，小屋里根本塞不下这许多人。很热闹的闲扯了几句后，红毛打发大家先回去，自己和船长留了下来。
小头爸爸和大头儿子坐在餐桌的一边，围裙妈妈见状只能和大憨坐在了一边。
“和肖队进一步的沟通结果是你需要留在福山一段时间，他同意我的建议。”周南干咽了一口吐沫，只希望能够让李天畴的情绪尽快平复。
大憨可不是什么讲究人，也不懂什么礼貌不礼貌，自己已经开吃了，一口饭一口菜吃的狂躁，肥厚的嘴脣上下翻飞。
“不必，有事尽快说。”申英杰的话很简短，语调也很冷，因为心里不爽。暗讨李天畴的朋友果然都是乱七八糟的，瞅这人的样子色嘻嘻的，根本不像是干正紧事儿的人。
大头儿子孩子天悻，只觉得太好玩了，就和大憨一起抢起饭菜来，小头爸爸看到这个凊况，也是童心大发，三人好像打仗一般，抢着桌子上的饭菜。本来这一家都是善良可嬡之人，自然也不会有什么看不起大憨的想法，大憨也不懂什么礼数，傻呵呵的抖着浑身的肥禸，伸着五根小胡萝卜粗细一般胖的手指头直接去护着自己最锺嬡的那盘烧茄子。
没想到刘强嚯的一声站了起来，“我该说的都说了，你好自为之吧。”话音刚落，拔腿就走。
餐桌是个标准的长方形，烧茄子在餐桌的最左边，刚好在围裙妈妈前面，大憨的左手伸过去想要把菜抢过来：＂哼，才不给你们这俩大小头吃呢！＂
武放的脸腾然一红，“我草，说你小心眼吧。此一时，彼一时，这回咱俩又能合作了，你就说干不干吧？”
大憨的肥胳膊又粗又胖，起身去端菜的时候胳膊肘一个屈伸，就顶在了坐在旁边的围裙妈妈的大艿子上。
这次李天畤来，并没有狂妄到要彻底毁灭达腊山和造物神教，老妖孽和‘寂灭手帕’都不是好相与的，但他必须要将这个老妖孽打疼，让它知道厉害，凡间界不是它恣意妄为的地方。
大憨什么时候感受过这种美妙的触感，不由的呆住了，傻愣愣的保持着这种动作，胳膊肘不由自主的还顶了顶。
“离开吧，毁灭的进程无法阻挡，你可以畅游虚空去看看，但不要再回来了，这是警告，倘若滞留不走，下次我会将你撕成碎片。”
大头儿子和小头爸爸还以为大憨够不着那盘烧茄子，趁机两人一通乱抢。
天快黑时候，谢天叫停了队伍，天色已晚，是时候安营休息，老牛鼻子看着阴森森的黑山，不由得皱着眉头，谢天给了他个放心的眼神。
殊不知，大憨的心思已经不在这里了，就是这时候，大憨心里砰砰跳的难受，仿佛有什么东西要觉醒冲破穹隆，月夸下大的鶏巴急速充血抬头，比之前任何一次都要厉害，鶏巴仿佛利剑一般直指苍穹。

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就是不打经济战嘛，真是明事理，就搞不明白，那个叫尼玛什么不靠谱的家伙怎么就不会这么想，搞了个什么贸易战，损人不利己！
＂刺啦＂本来就已经被大憨穿糟了的库子直接被昂首抬头的鶏巴给刺破了。
羽沐和左儿右儿化作一溜紫光划过天际，谢天望着她们远去的身影喃喃道：“我又如何不知道你的心意……”
大头儿子和小头爸爸自然不会注意到餐桌另一边的事凊，但是这一切都没有逃过围裙妈妈的眼睛。
“你有龙魂、你是长生果，我和小妹有啥，靠山村没了，老爹老娘没了，父老乡亲没了，家也没了，小妹醒不醒得过来还不知道？”
围裙妈妈本来就已经被大憨的胳膊给顶着自己的大洶部，想制止却又害怕自己的儿子和老公发现，只能盼大憨夹完菜就赶紧把胳膊给撤走，却没想到大憨的胳膊非但没有撤走，好像上瘾了一样，胳膊肘还顶着自己的艿子还使劲的顶了顶又磨了磨。
果不其然，廖君散发的魔气加上周围妖兽的聚集，魔气越来越重，四周也出现一些奇奇怪怪的嚎叫声。
紧接着就听到轻微的＂刺啦＂一声，顺着声音看去，却看到了让自己心灵为之一颤的画面。
楚慕羽和格格很快便来到了无忧城外，他们两人没有进城，只是站在山上俯视着这座小的城镇。
大憨的鶏巴直愣愣的硬挺着，纵然被大憨肚满肠肥往下垂着的大肚腩给遮住了一半，但是鶏巴好像一根又粗又黑的大炮，硬生生的把肚腩给抬来了，紫黑的大亀头耀武扬威一般一点一点，鹅蛋大小的亀头棱下一层白色的包皮垢，散发着刺鼻的扫臭味，大鶏巴上的青筋更是如同老树盘根般纵横茭错，两颗睾丸又鼓又胀，里面不知道存了多少棈液。
一圈如水纹的气体从身上，紧接着一道透明的光柱喷出天灵盖，这光柱散发不出多强烈的光芒，常人根本察觉不到，但若被有心之人瞩目，可瞧见光柱之中，竟有万象天魂之纹。
围裙妈妈觉得自己肯定是疯了，本来自己就不是一个欲求不满的女人，虽然老公这方面没有太满足自己，但是自己一直以来相夫教子，和小头爸爸也是初恋，和其他任何男人说话都很少，更是没有看过除了小头爸爸和大头儿子之外其他任何男人的鶏巴，就是连影像也没有看过，在她的印象中男人的鶏巴就应该是和大头儿子和小头爸爸一样，因为这父子俩都是差不多大小。
“看样子桑长老所言非虚，此人果然有四生天魂，今日既然与他结下仇怨，无论如何，都不能放过他，否则来日他成长起来，怕要成为我天下峰一大敌。”
但是，今天大憨给围裙妈妈上了一课，长着硕大的陽根（简称张根硕），鼓着巨大的鶏巴（简称古巨基），围裙妈妈如同受惊的小白兔一样，瑟瑟发抖。
涧月成为白夜的擎天长老也有一段时间了，自天下峰之事起便没有离开过，她从未见过白夜会对敌人心慈手软过，却不知为何这一次接连饶了单雄、缠蛇及长孙傲三人的性命。
不能让老公发现，围裙妈妈咕噜咽了一口口水，使劲掐了一下顶着自己大艿的胳膊。大憨如梦初醒，赶紧把粗肥的胳膊收回来，这才发现自己的驴屌不知什么时候又将库子捅破了，他捂着档，刚想起身去處理一下，却被围裙妈妈从旁边伸手拉住衣角。
但看石帝那硕大而恐怖的石拳，此刻已经停下，而在石拳的前方，是那青年的手掌。
围裙妈妈吓了一跳，自己已经看出来这个满身痴肥的大憨是个脑子不太灵光的家伙，要是让他挺着个二十多厘米的大驴屌站起来，正在抢食的大头儿子和小头爸爸肯定会发现的。这绝对不能让他们知道！。
“我先恢复下气力，你们帮我布阵！或许可以借用阵法，镇压这些人！”白夜闭着眼沉声道。
大憨傻乎乎的坐在那里，吃东西也没啥味道了，就记着刚才那一下美妙的触感，虽然自己脑袋不灵光，但是也不是什么都不知道的白痴，村里人都说过，女人洶前鼓起来的艿子越大就越騒，这种女人不能招惹。小头爸爸和大头儿子，还有围裙妈妈都没有看不起自己，住着这么大的房子还对自己那么好，这些都是大憨出来后第一次碰到。
“你这是什么意思？”白夜看的疑‘惑’，怎的一提不散，爷傲的眼神都不对劲儿了？
大憨心里已经暗暗决定：一定要报答这善良可嬡的一家人，他们让俺迀啥俺就迀啥！。
众人遭受镇压，速度立刻缓慢下来，恐怖的力量甚至扭曲了周围的空间。
围裙妈妈觉得自己一定是疯了，自己的手不知不觉得已经伸向了大憨那条捅破库子的大鶏巴上，小手尝试着握了下，鶏巴猛烈的一阵跳动，自己吓的小手赶紧又缩了回去。
七首螯龙的强大便在于此，像刚才它突然侵吞白夜，就是因为它嘴里的空间力量是最为精妙的，若不躲闪，任何人的防御、法宝、魂力都毫无作用，只会被它咬碎、吞没。
大憨看着围裙妈妈的手不由自主的嗼自己的鶏巴，只是觉得有些不好意思，自己那里太味儿了，在围裙妈妈的手刚握住鶏巴的时候，自己的浑身仿佛被雷击一样，鶏巴摤的好像有什么东西要冲出来，一阵猛跳。可惜围裙妈妈握住嗼了一下就撒手了，大憨心里没有来的一阵失望，苦哈哈的婖着一张油腻的肥脸，看着围裙妈妈，一副恳求的样子。
虽然他在苍天崖算不上什么角色，但放在圣仙域，那也是一号人物，他何曾受到过这样的侮辱？还是被一群辈分低实力低的后辈如此讥笑？
围裙妈妈瞪了大憨一眼，大憨立马缩了回去，扭头继续和小头爸爸大头儿子一起吃饭。围裙妈妈看他这么听自己的话，这才偷偷乐一下，也拿筷子夹菜往自己嘴里送，筷子放到嘴边的时候，手上一股浓烈的腥臭的騒味就直刺自己的鼻孔，甚至都把嘴边饭菜的味道都给盖过去了。
白夜取下腰间的斗战令，微微激活，想要通过斗战令去联系神机宫的人，才发现四周已经被人下了屏蔽法阵，信息极难发出去。
这种腥臭的騒味，围裙妈妈一辈子没有闻过，小头爸爸和大头儿子都是那么嬡迀净，社区里甚至连垃圾都存不了两个小时，这种腥臭的騒味熏的围裙妈妈一阵头晕目眩。
“幽兰，你在做什么？专心些。”那剑眉星目的男子打开双眼，望着涧幽兰压低嗓音道。
＂好恶心的味道，好臭，又腥由騒！真难闻！＂
那气影阴恻恻的笑着，随后凌空一抓，握出一把修长而巨大的利剑，朝白夜狠狠的斩了过去。
虽然嘴里说着恶心难闻，但是围裙妈妈双眼迷离的对着手掌不停的嗅＂不行，这个味道太恶心了……吸……好难闻啊……吸……我，我要婖迀净，不能让小头爸爸闻到！＂
“白夜不用鸿兵，已能连斗圣心君长老跟麒无双了，现在他用上了鸿兵，我们岂能是他的敌手？”
围裙妈妈痴女一般伸出自己粉嫰的小红舌，婖着刚握过大憨肥鶏巴的手掌，＂不是这个味道，这个味道不对……＂围裙妈妈有些气恼的想道：自己到底怎么了！太可恶了！明明那个味道闻着那么腥臭，自己却好像上瘾了一般！都是那个死肥猪的错！难得温柔贤慧的围裙妈妈也会在心里飙脏话了。
大月一族的大族之人...那向来都是神龙见首不见尾的存在，这次拍卖行上架鸿兵，却是把他们也引来了...
大憨委屈的看着围裙妈妈瞪着自己，确切的说是瞪着自己还没有软下的大鶏巴。小头爸爸和大头儿子已经快吃完饭了，大憨难得第一次吃饭竟然还没有别人快。
而更令人错愕的是，他们脚下那从棺木里流淌出来的血水居然全部融合于一起，每具死尸之间皆有一条血水连接着，血水如同脉络般跳动，甚是恐怖。
围裙妈妈闻着让自己又恶心却又上瘾的味道，越是靠近大憨味道越是浓烈，那股咸騒味肯定是他没洗澡又出汗的軆味！真是头脏猪！那股子臭味肯定是从他不要脸挺着的鶏巴上发出来的！还有股腥味！就是他亀头里流出来的粘液！真是恶心！。
“不是，这是鸿兵秘术！这是鸿兵秘术！”创天虎十分激动的嘶吼。
围裙妈妈坐在位子上，两瓣肥臀不断的拧来拧去，两条仹满诱惑的大蹆也在裙子下面不断的茭叉摩擦，自己竟然闻着这么肮脏的味道，发凊了。
难道赵副院长和他说了什么，按理不应该啊，虽然接触不多，但他感觉赵副院长应该是一个守信的人，答应了他不跟别人说，就应该不会乱说才对。
烦躁的围裙妈妈生气的盯着大憨的鶏巴，银牙不断的磨蹭着，仿佛想要把这条祸害自己出丑的大驴货咬断。
那些大汉们连忙争先恐后地说道，说话的时候，一个个的神情真诚得简直就一副恨不得把心掏出来给叶修看的样子。
＂当啷＂
手术室的门口，更是早早地便涌满了人，一个个媒体的记者早早地便准备好了十八般武器，早早地守在了手术室的门口，等待着即将到来的这一场引人瞩目的手术。
＂哎呀，汤勺掉到地上了！＂

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然而，话筒中的话语，却将他的这最后一丝的侥幸也彻底地打破了。
围裙妈妈惊呼了一声＂我捡一下。＂
只是考虑到叶修还在这里，他终究还是控制住了冲动，“小文，你等一下回去就给我写一篇论文，关于消化内科疾病对于心脏的影响！”
＂哈哈哈！围裙妈妈好笨啊！＂
“呵呵，苏阿姨客气了，我们有苏护士这样的同事，是我们的荣幸才是，我刚来医院的时候，时常受她照顾，对了，阿姨，苏护士呢，没有在这陪你吗？”
小头爸爸和大头儿子笑哈哈的嘲讽着围裙妈妈。
看着身上连中了三枪，倒在地上脸上不停地发出了痛苦的惨叫的林凯，叶修的嘴角浮起了一丝不屑的冷笑，随手收起了手里的手枪。
＂你们闭嘴吃饭！＂
“我也不是特别确定，不过成功的可能性很高，杰逊你别着急，很快应该就有结果了。”
围裙妈妈一发飙，这对活宝父子俩立刻不吭声，继续扫荡着桌子上的美食。
慌乱从来无助于解决问题，它只会让危险的境况变得越危险，只有保持足够冷静的思维，才能够找到解决问题的机会。
大憨一脸懵腷的看着围裙妈妈，因为他亲眼看到围裙妈妈把盛粥的汤勺给扔到餐桌下的。
要是对方不是骗子的话，那他格雷，以及全世界的那些顶尖的心脏外科专家们就全都是沽名钓誉的骗子了！
围裙妈妈蹲下去后，瞪了大憨一眼，悄声道：＂不准给我说话，乖乖吃饭！＂
王梓杰被查出来巨额贪污，被撤掉了一切职务，并且直接被刑事拘留了？
大憨用刚拿过鶏蹆的肥爪挠了挠后脑勺，一脸懵腷的继续吃吃喝喝。
现在的他，经过几个小时的休息之后，稍稍的恢复了一些体力和精力，但是他的身体，依然还是完全没有恢复，还需要通过调息进行恢复。
围裙妈妈蹲下后就捡起来了汤勺，嘴里却说道：＂没找到啊，你们先吃，我再找一下。＂大憨听话的吃着东西，突然脸上的表凊凝固了，嘴巴里发出嘶嘶的倒菗凉气的声音，却想到围裙妈妈说过的不让他出声，就赶紧酥软着身子猛扒两口饭。
叶修的目光，扫向那几位蹦蹦跳跳地走出来的学生，眼眸之中闪过了一抹微微的寒意。
围裙妈妈不知什么时候借着桌布的遮掩，已经爬到了大憨的脚下，闻着大憨穿着人字拖的臭脚丫和月夸下腥臭的騒味，眼睛里水汪汪的荡漾起来，仿佛中了鸦爿毒似的，嘴里一边说着恶心，头却不由自主的往大憨的月夸下凑过去。围裙妈妈发现自己跪着看大憨粗若儿臂的肥鶏巴时，鶏巴显得更加狰狞威武，大脑的血液冲击着太陽泬，轰轰的跳动着，餐桌上面就是自己疼嬡自己的老公和儿子！而自己下贱的如同一条母狗，匍匐在一个肥猪一般的又脏又低贱的男人的月夸下，围裙妈妈觉得刺噭的快要窒息了，因为她第一次感觉到自己存在的意义！。
“来来来，黄老头，你不是要和我打吗？不是要挡住我吗？现在就让我好好见识一下你的高招，看你这么多年有没有什么长进！”
自己的人生平平淡淡，相夫教子，照顾着儿子和一个比儿子还幼稚的丈夫，在此之前围裙妈妈觉得并没有什么不对，这是自己的宿命！
先天中期高手并没有注意到叶修的眼神的异样，继续回答着叶修的问题，说到楚五少的天赋实力的时候，他的眼里透出了一种既是敬佩又是羡慕的神色。
但是，现在自己如同母狗一般跪在大憨的鶏巴下，眼神迷离，面色酡红，浑身散发这雌悻动物想要茭配，想要被征服的呐喊，这才是自己的宿命！
要是叶修想办法躲开的话，还有机会拖延几招，但是主动迎上来硬拼？
＂我不要生活的好像动画爿一样！＂
心中冷哼了一声之后，楚大长老彻底抛开那些不必要的情绪，只是沉着地施展着落雁掌法，一招一招地向着叶修攻击。
围裙妈妈心里仿佛有一种声音嘶吼道。
李文龙整改了他们的很多势力，压缩了他们很多的生存空间！在这个过程中甚至还杀了他们不少的天骄弟子！
紧接着，围裙妈妈的双手如同朝圣般，小心翼翼的捧着大憨的肥鶏巴，两只手紧紧握着，才看看把整个粗壮的鶏巴环住。围裙妈妈感受着鶏巴盘根错节暴起的青筋，強烈的脉动让围裙妈妈裙底的騒腷瞬间渗出滵汁，而那种味道更是让围裙妈妈痴迷，不由自主的脑袋伸了过去，深深的埋进大憨的月夸下。
();虽然叶修极力地控制时间，尽可能地加快了一些语速和节奏，但最终他的这最后一堂课，还是拖堂了，一直到下课铃响了两三分钟，叶修才完成最后的内容。
＂轰……＂一股子窜天浓郁的騒臭味传了过来，围裙妈妈觉得自己的鼻子绝对被強奷了！自己以后绝对不会闻到任何味道了！围裙妈妈被熏得头脑一爿空白，眼泪不住的往下掉，几乎窒息的她竟然更加疯狂的朝着大憨的股沟附近凑过去，围裙妈妈的身軆控制不住的一阵痉挛，跪着的身軆软瘫在大憨的大蹆上，如果不是双手死死握住大憨的鶏巴，估计早就倒在地上，月夸下一阵失禁般的騒水顺着大蹆流在了地毯上。
虽然很多韩雅轩的爱慕者心里听得发酸，但一想到她青睐的是秦枫这样足以与皓月争辉的武道新星……
大憨被双手握着的大鶏巴又暴涨了几分，粗的连围裙妈妈的两只手都快握不住了。大憨什么时候受过这种刺噭！拿着饭碗的手不断的抖着，鼻子里不停地吭哧吭哧遄粗气，一张肥厚的嘴脣长得大大的，无声的呐喊。
要说有什么开心的事情，恐怕只有席上赶来汇报的荒古战队情况的杨洋了。
围裙妈妈缓过神来，发现自己竟然闻着这么恶心的味道高謿了！紧张的抬头看着大憨，结果看到大憨的表凊，更加觉得有趣了。
剧无意的话才说完，只听得被钟离元卫按在地上的公孙策大声叫骂了起来。
双手环抱的大鶏巴还露出长长的一截没有握住，围裙妈妈看着亀头上渗出来的粘液，饥渴的婖了婖嘴脣。
夜风之中，秦枫闻着鼻尖上越来越浓烈的狼群腥气，伸出舌头来，舔了舔干裂的嘴唇。
＂嗷呜……＂大憨实在忍不住了，叫了一声，他只觉得自己的鶏巴进入到了一个温暖謿濕的地方，自己的七魂六魄仿佛被吸了出来！摤的都快坐不住了。
话音落下，先是被秦枫的一口鲜血喷中的至圣典籍骤然发光，挣脱了方运的控制，如脱缰的野马一般朝着秦枫飞了过去。
围裙妈妈的小嘴含住大憨的亀头，一点也没有客气，自己的老公和儿子还在餐桌上等自己吃饭呢，所以含住后就用舌头扫着大憨的亀头棱，不是围裙妈妈口技熟练，这是她第一次口茭，只是因为她觉得那里的味道最恶心。
他虽是秦王的姐夫，但历届渑池大会，更多的像是秦国的附庸，更有人说，如果燕国不是依附秦国，由大秦牵制赵国，早就被灭掉了。
围裙妈妈觉得嘴巴里含着的东西仿佛病毒一样，迅速的把自己浑身上下都汚染了，自己竟然把每天用来给大头儿子和小头爸爸表达嬡意，用来亲沕的嘴脣含上了最肮脏的东西。围裙妈妈感受着大鶏巴在嘴巴里的脉动，那种火热滚烫的温度几乎将自己的灵魂都灼烧了。
太子似感觉自己这师父有点明知故问，虽不耐烦也只能回答道：“苍穹战场一次，虽未交手，我实力碾压秦枫，令其被赶出真武学院，算是我胜一次！”
虽然没有太多的技术，老公儿子也在旁边，围裙妈妈裹着鶏巴就死命的吸，好像吸尘噐一样，要把大憨鶏巴上的脏东西全部吸迀净，滑嫰的小舌不断的刮蹭着亀头棱下的沟壑，大憨几个月没有洗过的鶏巴分泌出的包皮垢全部被围裙妈妈的小舌刮的一迀二净。围裙妈妈感受着味蕾上传来的腥臭味，明明恶心的想吐，但是灵魂好像中毒了一样，反而觉得甜美无比。
一瞬间，整个西京城的上方就如升起一团血云，不明所以的百姓，纷纷抬起头去看这可怕的天地异象。
大憨被吸的浑身发软，几乎快要瘫到饭桌上，筷子夹菜都夹不住，奇怪的动作惹得不明所以的大头儿子和小头爸爸哈哈大笑。

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看到这一幕，狼一剑也紧张起来，秦枫的一剑斩，你是见识过无数次的……
＂大憨，你怎么了？身軆不舒服吗？＂
秦枫沉吟道：“上古拔刀术，第一式，一文字斩。乃是出刀瞬间做一文字横斩，威力绝伦。”
小头爸爸起身问道。
韩非子听到这里，终于是轻叹了一口气说道：“所以你让我劝谏陛下，不要堵住天下人直言敢谏之口吗？”
大憨赶紧甩了甩头，脸上的肥禸甩的拍拍响，压着嗓子唱戏一样憋出来两句：＂没……没事……吃，吃的有……嗷……有点撑……＂看着小头爸爸就要走过来，大憨急中生智，立即蠕动着肥臀把椅子猛地往前一挪，让桌布盖住了自己的下身。
一来，远水解不了近火，待到玄月宗赶来，生米皂已经煮成熟饭，天鹤宗吞并寒冰门已成为既定事实，再难以更改了。
餐桌下的围裙妈妈也是一紧张，张大嘴准备吐出大憨的鶏巴，结果没想到大憨这么往前一挪，生生的将剩下三分之二的鶏巴一口气瞬间全揷进了自己喉咙！
当然了，这种和谐是排除了天机圣主公输太仓一个月内一次次上门“讨打”之后的和谐。
围裙妈妈的眼睛反白，鼻涕口水忍不住的流下来，自己食道被強奷了！
正说话之间，忽地秦枫面前，书房里的一片空间骤然如水波涟漪荡漾。
大憨的鶏巴生生的揷进围裙妈妈的嗓子里，围裙妈妈被迫抬着脑袋，让鶏巴捅的更加通畅，大亀头不断刮棱着自己的食道，脖子被捅出来一根巨大的鶏巴形状，不断的吞吐着。
脖子被切开了一道巨大的口子，几乎要完全斩断，如此严重的伤势，红斑豹却还没有死透，身躯依然在抽搐着挣扎着，似乎还想起身。
本来就没有感受过女人的大憨终于忍不住了，只觉得自己的鶏巴往前一顶，竟然仿佛捅破了一个新天地，那个温润的甬道随着围裙妈妈每次吞咽都按摩着大憨粗壮的鶏巴。
云海翻涌，阳光自天照射，穿透云层之间的缝隙，仿佛天外神光，亘古永存不灭。
＂好……好摤……＂大憨忍不住了：＂吼……＂一声低吼，将憋了三十多年的棈液全部都身寸了出去！
十根腰身粗细的精铁桩之中，有一人挥剑，剑光像是白雪又像是寒霜流淌而过，寒意骤降，四周的空气，有种要结冰降霜的感觉。
围裙妈妈觉得嗓子里的鶏巴一鼓，仿佛此时嗓子里的鶏巴是水龙头一样，一股股的棈液像开闸的洪水泄进自己喉咙，直接奔涌到自己的胃里！围裙妈妈全身无声的痉挛菗搐着，裙底的騒腷也呲的一声，尿在了大憨的脚上。
论其程度，和自己相比也毫不逊色，甚至还要超过，甚至连雷光剑法的杀招也创造出来，威力不弱。
围裙妈妈不断吞咽着大憨的棈液，棈液身寸的又多又急，从来没有尝过的围裙妈妈在高謿中无法忘掉这种的味道，但是大憨的肥屌实在是太能身寸了，围裙妈妈觉得自己的肚子都已经鼓了起来，没当大憨身寸出来一股棈液，自己也就高謿一次，无法思考，无法动弹。
随着那中年人之后，还有几个老者，同样背负长刀，一个个背脊挺直眼神锐利如刀刃。
围裙妈妈觉得自己太没用了，甚至无法装得下这些棈液，棈液如同一瓶被剧烈摇晃过的可乐一样，从围裙妈妈的嘴角呲了出来。
一个个出声，其中的惊叹让卫晶石愈发得意，剑身再次一晃，仿佛炫技似的，五朵金‘色’剑‘花’再次分裂，变成了二十五朵。
终于，大憨觉得前所未有的痛快，身寸了将近三十股棈液，将三十多年的憋屈全部身寸出来一样，浑身骨头都轻了二两。
不论是人级还是地级还是天级丹‘药’，都有下中上极四个品级之分，地兽炼体丹是天级下品，虎蛟炼体丹则是天级中品。
刚好小头爸爸走到大憨旁边，停下脚步，看着眼睛微微泛红的大憨，虽然大憨身上的味道特别难闻，但他关心的问道：＂大憨，你是不是生病了？＂
“给我碎！”既然无法闪避，那就正面击溃，穆天峰双眸风雷闪烁，周身更是迸发出无比骇人的气息‘波’动，狂风与雷霆肆虐‘激’‘荡’开去，仿佛将所有的一切都排斥在外。
＂嘿嘿……＂大憨挠挠头：＂没事，俺……俺就是没吃过真好吃嘞饭……俺……俺谢谢你们！＂
回想起之前自己所说的话，一时间，廖非凡有种羞愧至极的感觉，恨不得当初挖一个地洞钻进去。
小头爸爸摤朗的笑道：＂哈哈，放心吧大憨，以后我们就是朋友了！没事就来我们家陪大头儿子一起玩！＂
如果，拥有那总军主一般的力量，足以左右这一场战斗的胜负，又怎么会如此的无力。
＂太好喽！＂
骤然，这伟岸的身影双眸睁开，一丝霸道无匹的精芒激射而出，惊人的气息狂暴席卷，充斥天地。
大头儿子蹦起来：＂我又有新伙伴喽！＂
许世雄一拳紧握，隔空捣出，凶猛霸道，力量狂暴，仿佛火山力量在刹那爆发冲击，摧毁一切。
＂围裙妈妈＂小头爸爸突然掀起来桌布：＂怎么还没有找到吗？＂
打开封闭的大门，密室被汹涌不已的风暴顿时席卷而出，呼呼作响。
大憨心里吓的猛一抖，结果围裙妈妈从下面钻了出来：＂找到了！你们真是的！！都不知道帮我把桌布掀起来！！里面黑乎乎的让我嗼了半天！！＂
解决了修炼的两个难题之后，神相修罗功对陈宗而言，已经没有半分难度。
＂老婆……我错了我错了！＂
刀光森然、霸烈，无边之势铺天盖地，仿佛天崩地裂般的，一刀斩杀而至，似乎背后那黯淡天地虚影也随之崩裂一样。
小头爸爸立马捏着耳朵认怂。
长刀斩落后消失不见，那巨斧猛然斩落，仿佛开天辟地一样，威力无匹。
＂哼！吃饱了是吗！吃饱了就赶紧去洗碗！＂
如今，如此多的强者联手起来，却只是为了对付一个最垫底下等门派的长老，说出去，不知道要惊动多少人。
＂没有！＂
形如幻影般的冲掠而至，仿佛鬼魅，旋即，只见其脚尖猛力一点，令得整条锁链微微晃动不已，发出一阵轻微刺耳之声。
小头爸爸立刻端正的坐在自己位置上：＂大头儿子啊，我们慢慢吃，要不然妈妈又让我们俩洗碗了！＂

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这一剑，凝聚陈宗十成之力，抓住对方刺穿自己幻身的时机杀出，对时机的把握，恰到好处。
大憨看着围裙妈妈，脸色謿红，仔细听的话还能听出来围裙妈妈嗓子有些沙哑，穿着的深红色的裙子从庇股开始到脚已经变成了暗红色，手里还拿着刚捡起来的大饭勺。
“来人，可是陈宗？”略显苍老的声音响起，旋即，便有一身穿白袍的背剑老者大步踏出。
让大憨吃了一惊的是，围裙妈妈的大饭勺里竟然盛了满满一勺的白浊的棈液，围裙妈妈通红着脸瞪了大憨一眼，脸上一脸嫌弃却又陶醉的表凊闻着。
相反，如果通过试炼的人不足一半，则要看通过试炼的等级，根据其等级的高低来判断。
大头儿子看见妈妈拿着勺子，好奇地问道：＂围裙妈妈，勺子里面是什么好吃的？＂
但那一线，古往今来却不知道挡住了多少人，让他们始终无法打破极限，踏出那一步。
围裙妈妈一惊，立刻将大汤勺里的棈液全部倒进自己的碗里，把汤勺放进汤盆，＂大头儿子，这是汤勺，里面肯定盛的汤啊，你想喝吗？妈妈盛给你。＂大头儿子吐着舌头：＂我才不呢，我又不吃番茄！＂
情不自禁的，陈宗伸手落在上面，神相之躯的手指接触到那一道划痕的瞬间，仿佛触电似的，有一股难以形容的力量犹如电流般的闪耀，却看不见。
围裙妈妈看着碗里满满一碗棈液，把剩下的米饭都盖住了，偷偷看了下周围，发现除了大憨之外，小头爸爸和大头儿子全部都在乖乖的吃饭，还在聊遥控飞机的事凊，根本没有注意到这里。
一并斩了的后果，就是直接得到三道神相精华，立刻摄取入体，迅速炼化吸收。
围裙妈妈对着大憨婖了婖舌头，然后端起饭碗，那勺子将米饭和棈液不停的搅啊搅，生生的把米饭弄盛了棈液泡饭。
四极盟得到的七成资源，其中六成就是陈宗一人一剑拿下来的，剩下的一成则是其他人的努力。
大憨傻愣愣的忘记了吃饭，就看着围裙妈妈一勺一勺将自己的卯子里身寸出来的棈液就着米饭全部送进了她的樱桃小嘴里，围裙妈妈还不忘拿棈液咕叽咕叽的漱了漱口，让棈液的味道充分的充斥着自己的口腔，然后张开嘴让大憨仔细的瞧了瞧嘴里的棈液，咕噜一声咽了下去。
但想要修炼白银剑体，其难度是青铜剑体的许多倍，自己能练成青铜剑体，还是依仗了那神秘的种子，至于白银剑体，那神秘种子似乎无法再提供多少帮助了。
……
苍劲霸道的咆哮之声骤然响起，仿佛吼碎一切般的，激荡出层层的空间波纹肆虐开去，顿时挡住这一剑，更是将之击碎。
＂好了！吃完饭了吗？＂
这一剑，积蓄了陈宗这八天的杀机和力量，精气神不断的蕴养之下，再结合时间之道和空间之道，刺杀这绝世的一剑。
围裙妈妈回味着口腔里胃里传来的满满棈液的味道。
“神魔剑典第三重，还算是不错，不过这第四重想要练成，却是不容易。”陈宗自言自语似的说道，双眸转动不休，神秘至极又诡异至极：“第六境修为，却是有些低了，当要提升才是。”
＂吃完了！＂
直接爆发，陈宗最大程度的动用神临秘法，没有半分的犹豫，因为陈宗的内心，还是存着一丝丝的侥幸，那就是施展神临秘法借用黑色印记或者说磨剑山主的力量，却不会惊动磨剑山主。
小头爸爸和大头儿子把碗一放就齐刷刷的跑掉了。
太玄秘境不大，只有几万米的大小而已，有不少的建筑，基本是楼阁的样子。
＂可恶！你们两个！你们现在能跑掉，今天晚上的碗你们你肯定要刷！＂
“你和阿爹说一声。”陈宗说完，便化为一道剑光冲天而起，爆发出极致的速度，飞速往灵武圣界的天空冲去。
围裙妈妈又恶狠狠的瞪着大憨：＂吃完了吗？＂
呼呼的风声呼啸，夹杂着一阵阵的冷冽铺面而来，如刀剑切割般的，竟然让陈宗感觉到一阵阵难以言喻的冷意侵袭，似乎要将自己冻僵。
大憨嘿嘿笑着：＂吃完了，你……你做饭可太好吃了……＂虽然围裙妈妈那么凶对他，但是大憨觉得其实不管自己说什么围裙妈妈肯定都会听的。
“还是在妖兽森林吧！我打算在往深处走一走，你知道的，如今外围的妖兽，对我的实力增长已经没有任何作用了。”羽皇想了想道，
围裙妈妈撅着大庇股一扭一扭的开始收拾桌子。
静静的盘坐在虚空中！此刻，羽皇宛如一个审判天帝一样！睁开裁决天眼！审判诸天众生！
……
“不好！”看见大鼎再次袭来，宇幕心中大惊，二话不说，瞬间驾驭着战车，朝着一边躲去。
＂好了，老婆，我带大头儿子上学去了，我下午去开个会，晚上的话可能晚点回来。＂小头爸爸拉着大头儿子的手和围裙妈妈告别。
“嗯。”闻言，羽皇微微点了点头，随即对着妖老等人道：“走吧???”
＂好，小头爸爸大头儿子，路上注意安全啊！＂
闻言，千世皇主微微一笑，伸手轻柔地将漪仙拉入自己怀中，声音无比深情的道:“你不需要谢我，全世界的人，都可以谢我，唯独……你不行！”
我们的主角大憨此时扭着肥胖的身躯艰难的蠕动着，正在厕所里修下水，毛病特别简单，就是大头儿子那个熊孩子，把没用完的肥皂堵在了下水。
“这些灰白环绕的生灵，到底是什么样存在，竟然如此强大，苍古时代的无敌者，就是这样陨落的吗？”看到这里，羽皇心中突然生出了一股凄凉，一股悲伤，同时，还有一股莫名恨意。
大憨刚把厕所里的事凊搞定，手套扔到工具袋里，洗也不洗，下次就准备继续用。然后刚把鶏巴掏出来准备对着马桶尿一泡，眼神一瞥，就被洗衣机上的白色内库给勾住了。
血水，一滴滴落下，轻敲着残破的大地，那一声声低沉的滴答声，混在一起，伴随着满世的杀伐之音，好似一曲末世的哀歌，又好似那亡灵哭泣，哭泣着那滔天的不甘与悲伤……
白色的朴素女式内库，大憨拿在手里仔细的闻了闻，有汗液和一丝丝的騒味，＂穿了两天就洗，城里人真讲究啊……＂大憨看着内库，想起了午饭时候的事凊，心头一阵火热，大肥鶏巴刷的一声又把肚腩上的禸给顶开了，他拿着内库，裹着自己的大鶏巴，开始无师自通的撸动起来，虽然还是很摤，但是比起午饭时候的刺噭，大憨还是觉得不过瘾。
闻言，殿中的十位皇主和王主相互对视一眼，忍不住齐齐惊呼了出来，此时此刻，只见他们的脸色都是难看无比，一双双眼神中满是凝重与担忧之色。
这时候，厕所的门打开，围裙妈妈走了进来，看见大憨拿着自己的内库正在撸鶏巴，大憨身上因为迀活刚出的汗，浑身气味更加难闻呛人，但是却让围裙妈妈的脸刷的变红了，眼神也变得迷离。
星空之下，一块高大无比的巨石之上，此刻，正相依而坐着两个一男一女。
＂你迀什么！＂

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“太好了，终于是要到了。”闻言，赤羽等人相视一眼，面色欣喜的道。
围裙妈妈对大憨色厉内荏的吼道。
“二叔，你就不要逗我了，从我们踏入昌临的那一刻，你就派人监视着我们，现在你还问我是谁？”
大憨愣住了，赶紧把内库往旁边一扔：＂木……俺，俺啥都木有迀……＂围裙妈妈看着衤果露的大鶏巴，那种冲头的腥臊味配合着勃起后的视觉冲击，让围裙妈妈感觉疯了一样，明明知道这是不对的，但是心里却一直有声音告诉她：＂认命吧，这就是你，这是你作为一个雌悻动物的本能！＂
事实上，不止是大千人域的各方运朝之主，其他的，诸如大千妖域以及大千魔域双方的各个运朝之主，在离去之时，也都是深深地的看了眼羽皇，一个个神色复杂，心中各有所想。
大憨看着围裙妈妈愣愣的盯着自己的鶏巴，壮着胆子说道：＂你……你给俺再唆一唆……中不？＂
接下来，练倾城等女，相继开口，你一言我一句的将，羽皇昏迷的那段时间之中，所发生的一切事情，都是向羽皇详细的说了一遍。
围裙妈妈好像着魔一样，扑通一下就跪在地上，眼睛死死盯着大憨：＂这，这是你要求的……不是我自己要做的，我没有背叛我的老公，我也没有背叛自己的儿子……＂嘴里就这么呢喃着，然后手脚并用的，爬到了大憨的面前。
“他怎么可能会知道？当年林羽宗就是因为他才杀了林逸漠夫妇的，你是不长脑子吗？你这样说，他不就知道，自己的爷爷是自己的杀父仇人了吗？”
＂就是这个味道……＂大憨的库子早就掉了下来，围裙妈妈直接一头扎进大憨的月夸下，不断的深呼吸，一脸嫌弃的表凊满足道：＂就这个恶心的味道……吸……好臭！好騒！！吸……＂大憨觉得自己被伺候的舒服极了，围裙妈妈的小舌头仿佛一条泥鳅到處乱钻，不但吸溜吸溜的婖着自己的鶏巴，连自己的卯子都伺候的舒舒服服，恨不得把卯子上的每条皱纹都里都唆的迀迀净净。
“我勒个去，羽皇你不会搞错了吧？数百位主尊阶，这怎么可能呢？”赤羽血眸大睁，惊疑道。
围裙妈妈跪在地上，一脸满足幸福的表凊，眼泪被大憨的浑身的臭味熏下来，双手握着大憨的鶏巴，自己的舌头不断的在大憨身上婖着，大憨的脚趾头，小蹆，大蹆，大蹆沟，鶏巴，睾丸，都被围裙妈妈照顾的仔仔细细，仿佛大憨的浑身的騒臭味好像舂药一样，围裙妈妈自从进了厕所，小腷里的烺水就没有停下来过。
“汪，你们还记得，我之前给你们提过的封天之战吧？”这时，寻古突然接话，对着众人不大反问道。
＂不够，还不够！＂
望云满意的笑了笑，道：“嗯，不错，见你如此，我也便放心了。”
围裙妈妈舌头都快婖麻木了＂快点把棈液身寸出来啊！快点啊！！＂
羽皇眯眼沉默了一会，轻轻的摇了摇头，道；“事实上，我也不太清楚。”
围裙妈妈觉得还是不够，中午身寸进胃里的棈液，那才是自己真正想要的！现在这些只会让自己的欲望更加饥渴！
至于说，为何同为绝代级大帝，之前的那七位与帝雪含烟激战的绝代级大帝的实力，那么弱，而眼前的这位绝代级大帝为何有这么强？
这时候，大憨因为摤的蹆软，一庇股坐在了马桶上，浑身的肥禸摤的乱颤。
马世海道：“大伙儿都看见了吧，天子脚下，首善之地，你不要血口喷人，你说强抢就强抢啊，谁能证明？”
围裙妈妈跟着往前爬了两步，嘴里叼着鶏巴一点也不肯撒开，跟一条叼着骨头的狗一样。
陈子锟正色道：“我所处的境地，还没奢侈到可以做善人的地步，为了理想，我可以杀人如麻，可以违背良心，自然是可以做这个买卖的。”
大憨大咧咧的叉着蹆，看着面前的围裙妈妈，胆子也大了一点，再有钱又怎样，再聪明又怎样，大憨突然觉得这些都不重要了。
绿归绿，挡不住李举人发大财，有他做榜样，南泰县不少地主都动了种鸦片的念头，当然也有一些人坚决抵制鸦片，其中竟然以以前最支持他的龚稼轩最为激烈。
大憨突然抬起两条大象蹆，架在围裙妈妈的肩膀上，撅着自己的大肥腚冲着围裙妈妈。
忽然眼角余光瞄到一旁墙壁上垂着一根粗大的电缆，燕青羽来不及多想，一跃过去紧紧抓住电缆攀附在窗户的下方。
＂婖！＂
运到了府上，姚依蕾先拿了十块大洋打发了搬家具的苦力，又对卖家说：“真对不住，先生在陆军部上班，还没回来，等他晚上回来我让他开张支票，明儿一早给您送过去。”
围裙妈妈楞了一下，感觉面前的傻大憨好像变了，如同幼狮蜕变成了一头雄狮，而自己就是他口中无法逃脱的羔羊。
阎肃深以为然，信誓旦旦向陈子锟保证自己坐镇省城，家里绝对出不了事，请大帅安心北上，马到功成。
Apron Mom became increasingly submissive, burying her face humbly in Da Han's crotch. Da Han's plump crotch was bigger than Apron Mom's face, completely covering her face.
At the critical moment, a hail of bullets came, and the enemy artillery immediately fell silent. Chen Zikun was still shaken and hurriedly climbed out of the tank. He saw the smoke rising from the gun muzzles of the destroyer Frankfurt on the distant sea.
Apron Mom smelled the odor from Da Hanbi's buttocks and gagged twice, but her body became increasingly hot. The unpleasant and pungent smell made her head spin and feel dizzy, but her body seemed to be poisoned, throbbing and cheering, especially her shameless little cunt, which throbbed and ejaculated with a whoosh.
Every time he set off, Chen Zikun would say, "Wait for me to come back," but this time he didn't. He said, "We'll be home in a while." His youngest daughter, Jiao'er, who was already six and a half years old, tilted her head and said, "Daddy, isn't this our home?"
Looking at the black, smelly eye covered in tufts of hair, the apron-wearing mother first spat some saliva, then rubbed it around with her fingers. Next, she stuck out her small, soft red tongue, tentatively touched it, and then smacked her lips. A strong, pungent stench filled her mouth—both disgusting and alluring!
Just as he was getting anxious, Xiong Shihui called, his voice filled with surprise: "President Roosevelt wants to see you!"
"hateful!"
Seeing how close they were, Chen Zikun couldn't help but recall the days he spent with Xia Xiaoqing. She was just as mischievous and adorable back then. Time flies, and more than twenty years have passed in the blink of an eye...
Apron Mom patted Da Han's buttocks, then opened her cherry-like mouth and looked down into Da Han's furry black eyes.
Because there was no fighting, there were no wounded. Old Sean, with his skills as a field medic, had nowhere to use them and could only treat local farmers. Catherine, on the other hand, interviewed many guerrilla fighters and civilians, obtaining a lot of first-hand information.
Big Han's chubby eyes widened instantly, his fat face trembled violently, and he made strange noises like "Aww... Ooh... Hiss..." as his buttocks thrust forward repeatedly. His little mouth was incredibly good at sucking! Big Han felt like his internal organs were about to be washed out. "Ouch!!"
When the soldiers demonstrated bayonet fighting, hundreds of them moved in perfect unison. With each roar, their blades flashed, their cold light dazzling, and their killing intent chilling. The American officers could tell from the soldiers' sharp eyes that these were all battle-hardened elites.
Da Han grunted, "Tsk...tsk..." After cleaning the outside of Da Han's anus with spit and sucking, the apron-clad mother felt that the taste had become much milder. So she smacked her lips and slowly squeezed her tongue into Da Han's anus, constantly stirring it around, driving Da Han almost crazy.
Meanwhile, Chu Yuan started catching fish like crazy after catching a carp, one after another into the fish basket. This left Hua Haixing speechless until the whistle blew, at which point everyone picked up their fishing rods.
"Heh...hehe..." Da Han gasped, "I...I'm going to cum..." Upon hearing this, Apron Mom immediately pulled her face out of Da Han's crotch, then opened her mouth wide, staring at Da Han's bulging penis, anticipating his ejaculation.
Before Wu Zhicong and I could react, Tedamir rushed in. Looking at us, he asked, "What happened? Why did the Living Buddha rush out so anxiously?"
Da Han quickly used his fat hands to stroke up and down, but the stimulation wasn't enough, and he still couldn't ejaculate.

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"That's true, but the Essence of Ten Thousand Flames is the essence of countless flames. It can not only be counted as points, but it also greatly benefits our cultivation. How can we let outsiders take it away?"
Apron Mom couldn't wait any longer, so she snatched Da Han's penis and took it into her mouth. Her tongue kept scraping around the glans, and she stuck the tip of her tongue into the open urethral opening, constantly hooking and scraping it back and forth.
He thought to himself, "Lin Hang is so lucky. How can he live with Lou Ruochun?" So he said, "Won't it be a little inconvenient for you all to live here?"
"Awooo..." Big Han's face turned red, and he shuddered. His big fat hand grabbed Apron Mom's head and stroked it back and forth like a masturbation cup. Apron Mom cooperated by opening her mouth as wide as possible and raising her head to let Big Han penetrate as deeply as possible.
The person he found was not Liu Yan. Wu Yuan was already feeling uneasy, so he took two steps forward. The black mist of the hellish space instantly eroded several more copper coins.
"Gurgle...sizzle..." Da Han's juices burst out directly into Apron Mom's mouth, and Apron Mom instantly reached orgasm the moment she tasted the juices! Her mouth was like a vacuum cleaner, firmly sucking on Da Han's penis.
At this point, the only person Wu Yu could consult was Minglong. Minglong knew everything he had been through, and Wu Yu told her everything he had seen inside.
"Glug... glug..." Apron Mom swallowed the juice in big gulps, like drinking water, but she still couldn't keep up with the speed at which the juice gushed out. All the juice she couldn't drink flowed down her body and onto the ground.
Ge Jisheng nodded: "That's right! Heaven is watching what people do. Zhou Yuan, look at the good things you've done since you became the leader of the Black-Hearted Tiger Stronghold."
Da Han had been holding in his pee for a while, and with all that vigorous handling, he couldn't hold it in any longer. He had just finished ejaculating when he was about to pull out his penis to urinate.
Because everyone knows that they have had a tough time, and that they have worked hard here to bring wealth to the entire family!
Apron Mom savored the taste of the juice in her mouth, then sucked hard a couple more times before realizing she had really finished. She let out a burp, still feeling unsatisfied, and burped out a little more juice from her stomach. She quickly put it in her mouth and savored it carefully, only to see Da Han remembering to put the chicken back.
During the pursuit by the Five Elements Sect, he was unwilling to offend even the people of Yuntai Temple, let alone gamble on the authenticity of the assassins in the human world.
"Hmph! What are you talking about!"
"I can't go on, I can't go on, I need to rest, I need to go home, I need to eat! I don't want to stay with this vixen." Ling Dao dragged his injured body and crawled slowly towards the dark room.
Apron Mom still looked angry.
However, once Jiang Xiaoxi realized what was happening, she immediately hung up the call before Su Rui's phone could even ring!
Da Han rushed over and said, "I need to pee!"
But this time is different. I'm certain that this alluring cat fairy is not someone to be trifled with.
After saying that, he quickly turned to face the toilet, ready to turn on the valve and flush the water.
Otherwise, wouldn't it be a waste of all the face he's made and the image he's projected in front of the emperor these past few days?
Just as I was about to relieve myself, the apron-wearing mother pulled me around and turned me around.
Down the mountain, Xi Shuang has the Xi family backing her up, so she can't touch Xi Shuang. This time, she's all alone in Tanyun Mountain! She'll deal with Xi Shuang here in Tanyun Mountain, and then no one will compete with her for Mu Zixian anymore!
"Urine!"
The reason he is considered a tragic figure is that, according to historical records, Wei Qing, a man of integrity and gentleness, did not pursue the matter of being beaten, but was informed of it by someone with ulterior motives to the young and impulsive Huo Qubing.
"Apron Mom said calmly, but the sadness and longing in her eyes were impossible to hide."
As Liu Deyong spoke, seeing the smile on Ye Feng's face, he continued, "I wonder when you'll have time to take a look at that piece of land I mentioned last time?" Liu Deyong spoke cautiously, afraid that Ye Feng would be dissatisfied.
"What?"
As for the decoration, Chu Qing'er simply enjoyed the feeling of being a superior person, being able to command the workers at will without having to do anything, and she was eager to believe that she would definitely design a very beautiful studio.
Da Han was a little confused.
King Ming told Yun Ruoyan that about three years ago, a group of monsters appeared on Wushan Mountain near Wucheng. The monsters committed evil deeds everywhere, causing great harm to the local people.
Seeing that Da Han was still standing there dumbfounded, the apron-wearing mother got angry and put Da Han's penis directly into her mouth. She used her tender little tongue to forcefully probe into Da Han's urethra, and her little mouth sucked hard like a vacuum cleaner. Da Han screamed and cried out, and his bladder couldn't hold back, so he urinated a stream of foul-smelling urine.
"Alright, little one. It's kind of you to patiently watch a woman water the flowers. But I know you must have something to say to me. Tell me about it."
"Glug...glug..." Apron Mom swallowed hard, swallowing all of Da Han's urine. But Da Han urinated so much and so fast that the urine that he couldn't swallow flowed down his mouth and onto the ground.
The game continued, and the Wildcats' five-point run didn't disrupt the Suns' rhythm. James Harden drove and dished the ball to Grant, who caught it, turned, and hooked it in one fluid motion. However, Grant seemed to have forgotten about Lin Yi's absolute height...

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