Encourage car purchases, restrict car use? Encourage marriage, restrict sex?

Encouraging car purchases while restricting car use? Encouraging marriage while restricting sex?

What is a car? A car is a wife. Buying a

car is equivalent to getting married.

What is driving? Driving is having sex with your wife.

Encouraging car purchases is encouraging you to get married.

Restricting car use is restricting you from having sex with your wife.

What are the methods for restricting car use? Restricting car use is increasing parking fees by 320%.

What is increasing parking fees? Increasing parking fees is increasing the price of condoms. What is a parking

lot? A parking lot is a condom, preventing you from getting pregnant.

What are real estate developers and property management companies? Real estate developers and property management companies are convenience stores selling contraceptives.

What is the Shenzhen Land Bureau? The Shenzhen Land Bureau is a condom wholesaler; condom prices are rising, and the report says prices will be increased at the wholesale level.

What is illegal parking? Illegal parking is having sex without a condom; if you get pregnant, you'll be fined 200.

What are traffic police? Traffic police are sperm, ready to get you pregnant at any time.

What is the Traffic Management Bureau? The traffic management bureau is like a sperm bank, keeping a bunch of sperm.

What is paying a fine? Paying a fine is like having an abortion, something you have to do after getting pregnant.

What are buses and subways? Buses and subways are like prostitutes—good-looking but useless, everyone can get on, you pay once you get on, they even come out during their period, and they won't get pregnant without condoms.

What are bus pickpockets and subway robberies? Bus pickpockets and subway robbers are like accomplices of prostitutes; once you start flirting with a prostitute, the accomplices start eyeing your belongings.

What are taxis? Taxi drivers are like mistresses, a little more upscale than prostitutes, serving only you once, and they're more expensive because mistresses need maintenance, high-end expenses, and to buy their own condoms.

Conclusion: The sperm bank director proposes raising condom prices because too many men are having sex with their wives, and condoms are in short supply. He wants to use price leverage to force married men to join unmarried men in finding prostitutes or keeping mistresses.

Recommendation: After the price of condoms increased, people should try to have sex without condoms as much as possible. You won't get pregnant every time, saving on condoms a few times, and even if you do get pregnant once, it's not a big deal.

Survey: After the price of condoms increased, will gay men who are used to having sex with their wives seek out prostitutes or keep mistresses?

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