"The Immortal's Descendant Romance" Volumes 1-3 (10 books in total) Author: Li Lang Qiao Cui [He Tu Physical Copy]

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*The Immortal's Descendant*

Author: Li Lang Qiaocui
Publisher: Hetu Culture Co., Ltd.

[Volume 1] Chapter 1: The Heaven of Separation

and Sorrow The story in this book begins in the heavens. The heavens are all-encompassing, containing all things in the world, but in essence, they can be summarized by the concepts of Yin and Yang. Daytime is Yang, nighttime is Yin; warmth and vitality are Yang, cold and murderous are Yin. Therefore, the gods in the heavens are divided into two factions: Yang gods and Yin gods. The

Yang gods advocate creating the earth and nurturing all things, paying particular attention to human happiness and safety. The Yin gods advocate destroying the earth and annihilating all things, especially hating humanity and determined to exterminate them. These two factions, due to their differing viewpoints, are like water and fire, ice and charcoal—absolutely incompatible, constantly clashing since the beginning of time.

The supreme Jade Emperor can only waver between these two factions. Although his inclination leaned towards the Yang God faction, he was powerless against the Yin God faction because the Heavenly Way cannot exist without Yin, the human world cannot exist without day, living beings cannot exist without death, and all things cannot exist without destruction.

Therefore, since the beginning of human history, periods of order and chaos have always been intertwined. When the Yang God faction gained power, it sent many benevolent gods to the mortal world to bring peace and order. The Yin God faction, angered by this, would send their demonic gods to wreak havoc, causing widespread destruction and death. The

Yang God faction, unable to bear this, would send even more powerful deities to govern the world. This cycle repeated itself endlessly, resulting in periods of order and chaos, unity followed by division, and division followed by unity. Thus, humanity is filled with joys and sorrows, triumphs and tribulations. So, are the gods in heaven without suffering? Indeed, they are. Heaven is shrouded in celestial mist, with jade palaces and pavilions, possessing everything imaginable—it couldn't be better.

However, even immortals have ranks; the saying "immortals are divided into nine grades" refers to this. Aside from the Jade Emperor, Yuanshi Tianzun, and Taishang Laojun—highly powerful immortals with great concentration and spiritual strength—the rest of the immortals must constantly cultivate, maintaining their immortal heart and Dao heart in order to advance to higher ranks. They must also prevent themselves from losing their immortal heart due to laxity, otherwise they will fall into the mortal world and experience the joys and sorrows, the cycle of birth and death.

But this is easier said than done. For those lower-ranking immortals, the heavenly environment is far too good, making it extremely difficult to maintain a pure and diligent Dao heart. Just how good is heaven? That is indescribable with human words. In Buddhism, the West refers to the heavens. Some of their Buddhist classics say that the heavens are filled with clouds and mist, golden splendor, and fragrant aromas. It is truly wonderful. So, although many people of high wisdom and virtue in the human world cultivate themselves into immortals and people keep becoming immortals, the number of immortals in the heavens does not increase, but rather remains constant.

As the saying goes, "It's easier to conquer a country than to govern it." This saying is particularly apt when applied to deities. Although the circumstances differ, the principle remains the same. Because of their excessive happiness, some deities in heaven gradually become complacent and stop diligently cultivating their powers. As a result, some of them develop greed, anger, and lust. Their cultivation has diminished, and they can no longer remain in heaven, so they are forced to descend to the mortal realm. However, because they are deities, even though they lose their magical powers and memories on earth, their exceptional innate qualities allow them to become influential figures who shape and influence human history. Thus, human society and heaven are inextricably linked.

The story begins in an unknown season. One day, a celestial being from a small star in the heavens, named Miao Ri Chen Jun, opened his eyes. He hadn't woken up for an unknown amount of time, but he hadn't been asleep either. He had spent tens of thousands of years in a state between wakefulness and wakefulness, cultivating his immortal arts. He was the lowest-ranking immortal. Although his name contained the character for "sun," he dared not compare himself to the Sun God, a great deity. He was merely a small star, or, to be precise, just a luminous stone. Upon

waking, he felt his magical power had increased considerably, but after testing it, he found it wasn't that great. His transformation technique had only increased by one, allowing him to transform six times a day. However, compared to ordinary immortals who could transform twelve times a day, he was still half as powerful. He felt listless; after cultivating for so long, he hadn't made much progress. It seemed that it would be a long time before he could shed the title of a low-ranking immortal.

He had been in a daze since waking up, staring at the Milky Way before him, its silvery light shimmering brilliantly. But he was already used to it and found it uninteresting. He got up and wandered around. There were many places to visit in the heavens, but he didn't know whether they were good or bad. He just looked and that was it, without any particular thought in his mind. This was the advantage of being a god—no worries, but also no joys. In that state of emptiness, everything seemed like an illusion.

The God of the Vast Sun wandered aimlessly. Tens of thousands of years had passed, and the heavens hadn't changed much. Some gods were playing chess there, a game that seemed to have been going on for an unknown amount of time. He watched, seeing their slow, unhurried, and uninteresting game, and finding it rather dull, he grew bored and walked away. Suddenly, he remembered a minor star, Sesame Star Lord, who was also a low-ranking immortal on the other side of the Milky Way. They had chatted before, and perhaps because of their similar circumstances, they got along quite well. He wondered how Sesame Star Lord was doing now. Why not go and see him?

Miao Richenjun thought of it and left. When he arrived at Sesame Star Lord's home, he found it completely different. It was empty, with nothing at all. He couldn't help but wonder, "Could I have remembered wrong?" He searched around, but all he saw were large stars, the abodes of gods of higher rank than himself. Where was there a small star? He couldn't find it anywhere, so he mustered his courage and asked a large star. The god sneered and said, "You mean him? That tiny little star? He broke the heavenly rules and was banished to the mortal realm." After saying that, he closed his eyes and ignored him.

Losing interest in the conversation, Miao Richen sighed and headed home, thinking to himself, "Sesame Star Lord is truly pitiful. Although he's a lowly immortal in heaven, he's still an immortal! He doesn't experience the joys and sorrows, the pains of birth, old age, sickness, and death. This time, he's been banished to the mortal realm to suffer the torments of reincarnation. It's so unfair and tragic. There are too many evils in the mortal world to list. In short, he's had a terrible stroke of bad luck."

Lost in thought, Miao Richen flew home, but in his distraction, he took the wrong path. When he realized where he was, he had no idea. A sense of panic crept in. As a lowly immortal, he knew there were rules in heaven, and someone of his status couldn't just wander around aimlessly. Just then, he heard a captivating song coming from afar. The song was ethereal and beautiful, drawing him involuntarily to follow its sound.

Amidst the swirling clouds and mist, a stunningly beautiful fairy bathed in the Milky Way. Her skin, white as snow, shone above the water, dazzling the eyes of the celestial lord. Her flowing hair, dripping with water, added to the breathtaking scene. But what truly captivated him was the fairy's song. Her voice was melodious, gentle, and enchanting, truly soul-stirring, making him feel as if his soul had wandered beyond the mundane world. The song went: "The sky is clear, the earth vast and boundless, all things return to their origin, the boundless sky stretches endlessly, I ride a raft lightly beside the sun, where shall I go to the ends of the earth, what joy does my heart know that is endless?"

The celestial lord stared at the fairy, mesmerized. Though the details were blurred, he could not make them out clearly, but he felt that the fairy's beauty was unparalleled, and once he saw her, he could not bear to leave. Her exquisite figure possessed a captivating power, and the celestial lord's heart pounded wildly.

Miao Ri Chen Jun knew that peeping at a fairy bathing was a violation of heavenly rules, but he wanted to leave. However, a surge of desire rose within him, and he couldn't bear to leave even a step! He involuntarily moved forward a few steps.

Filled with fear and excitement, Miao Ri Chen Jun watched. The fairy had fair skin and a beautiful face; Miao Ri Chen Jun had never seen anything like it before, and he was completely mesmerized.

As he was engrossed in his reverie, he suddenly saw the fairy quickly put on her clothes and then shout, "Who's there? Come out now, or I'll cast a spell!"

Miao Ri Chen Jun was terrified and was about to leave when he saw a deity emerge from the pile of stones ahead, laughing loudly, and saying, "Purple Gauze Fairy, it's me, the Fiery God!"

The Purple Gauze Fairy angrily shouted, "You dare to come here and peep at me bathing! You've violated the celestial rules, I'm going to report you to the Jade Emperor!"

The Fiery God grinned and said, "Why are you angry, Fairy! I was cultivating here, and who knew you'd just take off your clothes without even looking? Perhaps you've taken a fancy to me and want to seduce me so you can get intimate with me? Haha!"

The Purple Gauze Fairy cursed him as shameless and flew away.

The Fiery God quickly stopped her, saying, "Where are you going?"

The Purple-Veil Fairy's beautiful eyes widened, and she said, "Naturally, I'm going to the Jade Emperor to complain about you! You've violated the Heavenly Laws, and the Jade Emperor will banish you to the mortal realm. Let's see if you're still so arrogant then!"

The Fiery God's expression suddenly changed, and he shouted, "You wretched woman, it's your good fortune that I've taken a liking to you, yet you dare to refuse and even complain about me. Let's see how you go about it!" With that, a burst of flame erupted from his palm and burned towards the Purple-Veil Fairy.

The Purple-Veil Fairy hadn't expected the Fiery God to be so unscrupulous. She had only intended to intimidate him and make him kowtow and admit his mistake, but who would have thought he would be so audacious as to attack her so rudely?

The Purple-Veil Fairy quickly dodged, but the flame circled around and flew back to attack her.

The Purple-Veil Fairy had no choice but to remove a jade bracelet from her right hand, muttering something under her breath. Suddenly, the bracelet enlarged, and the flames flew into it and disappeared.

The Fiery God sneered, "Look at your delicate appearance, I didn't expect you to have some skills. Let's see how you withstand this!" With that, he spewed out a ball of raging fire, which swelled rapidly in the wind, burning towards the Purple-Clad Fairy from all directions.

The Purple-Clad Fairy paled and hurriedly tried to fly away, but the fire was incredibly fast, chasing after her and getting closer and closer. Just as it was about to reach her, the Purple-Clad Fairy quickly threw out her jade bracelet. The bracelet suddenly grew larger and began to absorb the fire, but there was too much fire, and suddenly, with a bang, the jade bracelet was burned in two. The fire continued its relentless onslaught.

The Purple-Clad Fairy was so frightened that she fell from the sky and landed in the river. As soon as her head emerged from the water, she saw the Fiery God standing on the surface, smiling at her.

The Purple-Clad Fairy screamed in terror, as if she had seen a demon from the ninth level of hell. The Fiery God grabbed her hair and lifted her up. The Purple-Veil Fairy twisted her body, crying and cursing, "You demon, let me go!" She had no intention of using her divine power to resist. She usually cultivated without ever thinking of using divine magic in combat, and for a moment, she couldn't recall the many spells and magical treasures she possessed for killing enemies.

The Fiery God's face was contorted with rage. He placed the Purple-Veil Fairy by the riverbank, and seeing her pale, wet fairy robes clinging to her snow-white skin, revealing her curves, he was overcome with lust. With a roar, he pounced on the Purple-Veil Fairy, simultaneously tearing at her clothes with his right hand.

The Purple-Veil Fairy was terrified, screaming and flailing her arms and legs, but the Fiery God was incredibly strong and powerful; her punches were like tickles to him.

The Fiery God, his eyes bloodshot, sneered, "Once you taste the good flavor, you'll like it. You might even become inseparable from me, haha. My beauty, you'd better behave!"

Just then, a thunderclap boomed, and a bolt of lightning struck the Fiery God into the water. At the same time, the Purple-Veil Fairy was pulled up by the arm and lifted into the air. She heard someone say, "Fairy, don't cry. Let's fly quickly. That villain will be here soon."

The Purple-Veil Fairy saw a lowly deity in gray clothes pulling her through the air. Although she was still terrified, the thought of escaping immediately snapped her back to reality. She used her magic to fly, and soon she had the lowly deity trailing behind. Suddenly, she heard a booming sound behind her. Turning around, she saw the lowly deity and the Fiery God fighting, each displaying their magic.

The Purple-Veil Fairy paused for a moment, then hurriedly flew back to pull the little immortal back. He said, "Fairy, quickly use heavenly lightning to blast him! Your magic power is much greater than mine, why aren't you using it?"

The Purple-Veil Fairy then exclaimed "Ah!" and realized what he meant. She immediately unleashed her magic power, indiscriminately bombarding the Fiery God with heavenly lightning.

The Purple-Veil Fairy and the Fiery God were both third-rank immortals with roughly equal magic power. With this chaotic barrage, the Fiery God was immediately sent flying backward.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, the Purple-Veil Fairy and the little immortal quickly fled.

In the distance, a place shrouded in mist revealed a tall and solemn gatehouse. The little fairy whispered, "Fairy, let's hurry there! That's the residence of Laozi—the Palace of Separation and Sorrow. We're saved!"

The two fairies flew into the Palace of Separation and Sorrow. In the midst of the chaos, the Purple-Gauze Fairy saw an old Taoist priest with white beard and eyebrows and rushed towards him, crying, "Laozi, save me! A demon is trying to insult me! Please, do justice!"

The little fairy also said, "Yes! He's almost here! Immortal

, please save us!" Laozi said, "Such a demon should be dealt with by the Jade Emperor! Please come with me. Hide quickly, and we can punish that demon at the Jade Emperor's place after things have calmed down." Saying this, he pulled the two fairies to the alchemy furnace, pointed to one, and let them go inside.

The Purple-Gauze Fairy and the little fairy squeezed in. The furnace was small, and the two of them were so close together that there wasn't even room to put their hands. The Purple-Veil Fairy naturally reached out and placed her hand on the little fairy's arm. The little fairy was stunned to see that her jade-like hands were like solidified cream and that there was a faint fragrance in them.

Suddenly, the Purple-Veil Fairy asked, "May I ask which deity you are?"

The little deity replied, "I am Miao Ri Chen Jun, a lowly immortal of the ninth rank, not worth mentioning."

The Purple-Veil Fairy smiled and said, "Thank you for saving me."

Miao Ri Chen Jun was captivated by her smile, which exuded charm and grace. Her long, flowing hair flowed smoothly, and she possessed an indescribable elegance and nobility.

He stammered, "You are the most beautiful woman in the Heavenly Realm." The Purple-Veil Fairy was taken aback by his rude words, but she was not angry. Just as she was wondering how to respond, she heard a noise outside and quickly said, "Shh, don't speak!"

It turned out that the Fiery God had seen the Purple-Veil Fairy and the little deity rush into a palace. From afar, he saw the three large characters "Li Hen Gong" (Palace of Parting Sorrow) on the plaque above. He knew it was the palace of the Supreme Lord Laozi. He secretly groaned, but now that there was no way out, he gritted his teeth and forced his way in.

The Fiery God found nothing anywhere, finally arriving at the incense-filled alchemy furnace. There sat an old Taoist priest with white hair, eyebrows, and beard, sitting on a futon with his eyes closed. The priest said, "Fiery God, what brings you to this old Taoist's place?"

The Fiery God replied, "Immortal, two celestial beings, a man and a woman, have violated the heavenly rules by engaging in adultery. I came to capture them, but they escaped. I saw them flee into your palace, so I came to apprehend them. If you see them, please enlighten me."

The Supreme Lord Laozi said, "I haven't seen them. No other immortals have been here for tens of thousands of years."

The Fiery God said, "Perhaps you haven't seen them, Laozi! I'll look around!" Without waiting for the Supreme Lord Laozi's reply, he began to look around.

The Purple-Veil Fairy, inside the furnace, heard everything clearly and inwardly groaned. Suddenly, her lips tightened, and the Great Lord of the Sun stretched out his large mouth. The Purple-Veil Fairy wanted to dodge, but there was nowhere to go! With a formidable enemy nearby and not daring to make a sound, she was suddenly kissed. At first, she was somewhat unwilling, but after a while, she became immersed in the sensation, thinking, "So this is what it feels like." She had long forgotten about being pursued.

The two immortals, deeply in love and inseparable, suddenly heard someone outside calling, "Come out quickly! He's gone!" The two immortals, realizing what had happened, blushed and rushed out one after the other. Having just tasted the sweetness of love, they were both deeply moved, exchanging knowing glances and laughter, their eyes filled with lingering affection.

The Supreme Lord Laozi said, "Let's go! I'll take you to the Jade Emperor to lodge a complaint."

Miao Ri Chen Jun said, "Then please, Immortal, you must stand up for us! Don't listen to that demon's slander."

The Supreme Lord Laozi laughed, "Don't worry. I'm an old acquaintance of the Purple Gauze Fairy, and I know her nature." He then led the Purple Gauze Fairy and Miao Ri Chen Jun to see the Jade Emperor.

Upon arriving at the Jade Emperor's palace, they found the Fiery God already kneeling in the main hall. Miao Ri Chen Jun and the Purple Gauze Fairy were furious. Kneeling down, they recounted the events, denouncing the Fiery God's crimes and pleading with the Jade Emperor to punish this demon.

The Jade Emperor said, "You have this version of events, but the Fiery God says you two are having an affair. What's going on? Laozi, since you were involved, you should judge this matter!"

Laozi replied, "Well… I wasn't there at the time. I only saw the Fiery God chasing the two immortals. Well then, regardless of who's right or wrong, it's all a karmic debt of love and resentment. Since we don't know the truth and there was no fourth party present, Jade Emperor, you should judge them all as having violated heavenly rules and punish them by sending them to the mortal realm!"

The Jade Emperor said, "Very well, let's do as Laozi says. Come! Immediately send the three of them to the mortal realm. Whether they can return to the celestial realm is up to their fate."

A group of heavenly soldiers came and bound the three.

The Purple-Veil Fairy cried, "Jade Emperor, I don't care how you punish me, but Lord Miao Ri Chen is truly innocent."

The Jade Emperor said, "Seeing how deeply you care, I don't think you've been wronged at all."

With a wave of his hand, heavenly soldiers dragged the three of them away.

Upon arriving at the Descending Immortal Platform in the Heavenly Realm, Laozi came to Lord Miao Ri Chen's side. Miao Ri Chen Jun roared, "You old Taoist priest, why did you harm us? Harming me is one thing, but Fairy Zi Sha is an old acquaintance of yours, and she's pure and kind. Why did you have to harm her?"

Tai Shang Lao Jun chuckled, "Who said I harmed you? The mortal world is a wonderful place, incredibly prosperous. You went there to enjoy yourself."

Miao Ri Chen Jun said, "Nonsense! The mortal world has joys and sorrows, birth, old age, sickness, and death. It's the most painful and difficult thing. How can it compare to the carefree life of immortals?"

Tai Shang Lao Jun smiled, "Can immortals have lovers? Can they enjoy the pleasures of love between men and women? Don't you want to be with Fairy Zi Sha?"

Miao Ri Chen Jun was stunned, realizing he had hit the nail on the head.

Laozi handed him a pill, saying, "Hold it in your mouth and bite down hard. This way, you can retain some memories and magical power in your reincarnations. Don't let your mouth open and speak."

Before Miao Ri Chen Jun could ask about the Purple Silk Fairy, two heavenly soldiers approached and shouted, "The time has come, Miao Ri Chen Jun. It's time for you to go to the mortal realm." They stepped forward to take him away. Miao Ri Chen Jun quickly put the pill in his mouth, but before he could say anything, he was suddenly thrown off the celestial realm.

[Episode 1] Chapter 2: Mistakenly Entering a

Noble Family Miao Ri Chen Jun felt as if he were floating on clouds, his body spinning, his head growing increasingly dizzy. But he remembered Laozi's words and bit down hard on the pill. However, the pill shrank smaller and smaller until it disappeared completely, and Miao Ri Chen Jun fainted.

He didn't know how much time had passed—perhaps several hours, years, or even thousands of years—when Miao Ri Chen Jun suddenly regained consciousness. He felt a pain in his right ear and snapped awake. At the same time, he heard a clear voice calling in his ear, "You fat pig, get up now! If you don't get up, I'll twist your ear off!"

When Miao Ri Chen Jun opened his eyes, he saw a pretty face, both happy and annoyed, appear before him. It was a stunningly beautiful fairy. Miao Ri Chen Jun exclaimed in surprise, "Zi Sha, is that you? Where are we?"

The fairy chuckled, "You pig-headed fool, what nonsense are you spouting now! What Zi Sha, Lan Sha? It's rare that you, who are usually so muddle-headed, can always come up with some strange and wonderful things."

Only then did Miao Ri Chen Jun see clearly that the fairy before him had eyes like a pool of water, and delicate willow-leaf eyebrows that slanted slightly upwards, possessing an indescribable charm, quite different from the Zi Sha fairy. Miao Richenjun hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, I misread it. May I ask what your name is, fairy sister? Where is this place?"

The fairy was stunned for a moment, then giggled and turned around, calling out, "Sister Nuanyu, come quickly! Listen to what this fool is calling me!" He laughed and called out, but couldn't catch his breath and coughed, clutching his chest.

At this moment, a woman walked in. She had an apricot-shaped face, was gentle and sweet, and extremely beautiful. She said, "Xiaoyu, can't you just obediently dress the young master and get him out of bed? It's always like this. How long will this go on?"

Xiaoyu said, "Sister, you know when he's ever willing to get up. Every time, I have to coax and scold him to get him to eat. Getting him to walk even a few steps is harder than killing him. He's already fatter than a pig. If this continues, I think he'll really become a pig, worthy of his surname!"

Miao Richenjun didn't know who this fairy named Xiaoyu was talking about and was very puzzled. Turning around, he saw a spacious and brightly lit room, lavishly furnished, and he had no idea where he was.

He heard Nuanyun frown and say, "You brat, you're getting more and more outrageous! How dare you utter such blasphemous things? Luckily, I heard you. If someone else had heard and reported it to Madam, would you even want to live?"

Xiaoyu quickly stood up with a smile and said, "There are no outsiders here! I treat you like my own sister, what's wrong with saying a few nonsense things?"

Nuanyun said, "You're still not allowed to say that. How can we maids do as we please?" The two of them chattered sweetly, making Miaori Chenjun quite... Confused, he found an opening and asked, "Two fairy sisters, may I ask where this place is? Could you tell me first?"

Xiao Yu chuckled and said, "Sister, look at this idiot..."

Nuan Yun smiled slightly, then said to Xiao Yu, "Don't laugh." She then went to Miao Ri Chen Jun and said softly, "Young master, is this your home? Have you forgotten again?"

Miao Ri Chen Jun was startled and looked down to find himself lying on the bed, covered with a thin, gauze-like, but exceptionally warm blanket.

Miao Ri Chen Jun struggled to get up, saying, "What, my home? Where do I have a home? I am Miao Ri Chen Jun, I am a god! Isn't this the celestial realm?" But his body felt as heavy as a thousand pounds, and he couldn't move.

Nuan Yun saw this and quickly helped him sit up slowly. Seeing Xiao Yu still chuckling, she scolded, "Why aren't you going to pour water for the young master? What are you smug about?" Xiao Yu stuck out his tongue and went away.

Nuanyun said softly, "Young Master! Have you forgotten who you are again! Your surname is Zhu, your given name is Chuanzong, your courtesy name is Jiedai, and your nickname is Bao'er. We servants usually call you Young Master Bao. Do you remember that? If you forget it and Madam asks about it later, she will not only punish you but also Nuanyun. So please remember, okay?"

Miao Richenjun sat up and looked at his arms, which were as thick as stone pillars in the Heavenly Realm, three times thicker than his original arms. Miao Richenjun hurriedly lifted the quilt and saw that his thighs were even thicker, like two large water buckets. He suddenly remembered what happened in the Heavenly Realm and suddenly understood. With a sob in his voice, he said, "Could this be the human world? I've been reincarnated! But why am I so unlucky to have become a fat pig?"

He struggled to get out of bed and came to a mirror. He saw that the person in the mirror had small eyes, only a slit was visible, and the rest of his face was full of fat. Although he was not short, he was round like a bucket and looked like he weighed two or three hundred pounds. This ugly appearance made Miao Richen feel ashamed to death.

Miao Richenjun sat down on the ground, crying, "How did I become like this? Why am I so fat? I look awful!"

At this moment, Xiao Yu arrived and said, "Strange, when did you stop looking like this? Hmm, at least you're ashamed today. You're finally somewhat sensible."

Nuan Yun said, "Xiao Yu, didn't you see that Young Master is different today? Can't you say less?"

Nuan Yun said to Miao Richenjun, "Come on, Young Master, get up! The ground is cold. What's wrong with being a little fat? No matter how fat you are, you're still our Young Master. Master, Madam, and Grandmother still love you." Miao Richenjun

also came to his senses at this moment. Although he was angry about being reborn as a fat pig, it was irreversible, so he could only accept his fate. Fortunately, he had a beautiful and gentle maidservant by his side to comfort him, which was a stroke of luck. He said, "You say no one dislikes me? I'm not so desperate that no one cares about me and I'm about to starve to death?"

Xiao Yu chuckled and said, "Starve to death?"

Nuan Yun rolled her eyes at Xiao Yu and said, "No, we have so many maidservants to serve you! You can have whatever you want to eat. Hurry up and get up to eat! Are you hungry?"

Miao Ri Chen Jun then realized that his stomach was rumbling and said, "Yes, my stomach hurts."

Nuan Yun said, "Alright, be a good girl and get dressed, then we'll go eat." Xiao Yu came over to help, and the two women used all their strength to help him up and get dressed. At this time, a maidservant brought in the food, and Miao Ri Chen Jun wolfed it down.

Miao Ri Chen Jun ate two pounds of meat pies, a bucket of porridge, a pound of beef, and countless vegetables before he was done.

After finishing his meal, Miao Richen felt a wave of weariness wash over him. "I'm so tired," he said. "I want to sleep."

Xiao Yu said, "Look at you! I told you you were being good today! You've already shown your true colors. Don't sleep, let's go for a walk."

Nuan Yun said, "Young Master, go play with Xiao Yu and the others. You can't sleep right after eating, or your health will collapse."

Miao Richen then remembered, thinking, "No wonder I'm so fat, so that's why." But even though he thought this, his body was extremely tired. He thought, "I only became a human today, I must not be used to it yet. I'll be used to it by tomorrow. I should rest for a while today." So he said, "I was only reincarnated today, let me rest for a few days, and I'll be fine. I'm a reincarnated deity, I'll definitely be able to turn back into my original form later." "Appearance. Although I, Little Immortal, cannot be considered handsome, I am still quite dashing!"

Xiao Yu laughed, "This fool, he's actually boasting. But you're making excuses again, you always have a reason! Will you only listen if I hit you with a big stick?"

Nuan Yun also said, "Young Master Bao, be good, this matter is not my concern. If you don't listen to Xiao Yu, I can't help you when she hits you later."

Miao Ri Chen Jun said, "I'm not lying, I really only reincarnated today! Of course I'm not used to your mortal body!"

Xiao Yu laughed, "This fool always says strange things, I don't know who taught him. It seems you won't move unless I use a big stick." After saying that, she took a big stick and hit Miao Ri Chen Jun on the back.

Miao Ri Chen Jun felt pain and quickly stood up. Xiao Yu pushed and pulled him out of the room. Miao Ri Chen Jun came outside and saw pavilions, bridges, and rockeries, a beautiful scene. The scenery above and below each had their own unique charm.

Miao Richenjun gazed at it for a while, then looked up at the sky, seeing only a vast expanse of blue sky stretching to the horizon, and couldn't help but feel a little lost.

Suddenly, a chattering sound came, and four little maids appeared out of nowhere. Although they weren't as beautiful as Nuanyun and Xiaoyu, each had her own charm and were all extremely beautiful.

They greeted Xiaoyu, "Greetings, elder sister," and then cheerfully nudged Miao Richenjun.

Unable to resist, Miao Richen was pushed forward by them, his body swaying precariously. Frightened, he cried out, "Four sisters, what are you doing?"

The four maids laughed, "Oh, young master, you're so sweet-talking! We're your maids, not sisters. If you want to find your sisters, go to Suyu Tower!"

Miao Richen said, "Then where are you taking me? Stop pushing me, can't I walk myself?"

One maid said, "We're going to play in the garden! You're so fat, if you don't exercise, you'll get sick. Then things will turn upside down again."

Xiao Yu said from behind, "Chunfeng, what are you babbling about, you little brat? Don't waste time talking to this fat pig."

Chunfeng pouted, indeed not daring to speak. It seemed Xiao Yu held immense power; the four women all listened to her.

Arriving at the garden, it was springtime. Many trees were budding, and some flowers were blooming. The air was filled with the fragrance of some unknown flower, which smelled wonderful.

The four girls released Miao Ri Chen Jun and then played around in the garden, teasing and joking.

Miao Ri Chen Jun had walked a long way and was exhausted, leaning against a tree and panting. Xiao Yu walked up to him and said, "You fat pig, go catch them and play!"

Miao Ri Chen Jun said, "Who are you calling a fat pig? I'm not a fat pig, I'm a god!"

Xiao Yu was taken aback and said, "You idiot, you actually dare to talk back. If you're not a fat pig, then why are you so fat?"

Miao Ri Chen Jun was speechless for a moment, and Xiao Yu said triumphantly, "You fat pig, you dare to talk back! Next time I won't give you any food, let's see if you dare to disobey me again."

Miao Ri Chen Jun said, "Fine, I won't eat. I'm not afraid. We gods can go tens of thousands of years without eating."

Xiao Yu then giggled, her expression extremely charming. Miao Ri Chen Jun was stunned by her beautiful face, forgetting her slander and disdain for him, and only thought she was truly beautiful.

After laughing, Xiao Yu said, "Alright, you're a deity. I say, deity! What's your name?"

Miao Ri Chen Jun replied, "I am Miao Ri Chen Jun."

Xiao Yu was stunned, not expecting this idiot to actually come up with a name. A thought struck her, and she smiled, "Since you're a deity, you must be very powerful! Go and capture Siji and the others. If you capture one, I'll consider you a deity, and from then on, I'll worship you. You'll be my master, and I'll never hit or scold you again, and I'll listen to everything you say."

Miao Ri Chen Jun said, "Alright! Hmph, let me show you my power. Are Siji the ones?" He pointed to the four girls.

Xiao Yu said, "How many times have I told you? You never remember. They're your maids, named Spring Breeze, Summer Rain, Autumn Moon, and Winter Snow. Aren't they the four seasons? You were so naive when you named them! Now you don't remember anything?"

Miao Ri Chen Jun, upon hearing this, seemed to recall it for a moment, and said, "I understand. Watch me use my magic to catch them." He flicked his finger and muttered an incantation.

Xiao Yu called out, "Four Seasons, Young Master is going to catch you. Slow down, don't be so boring." The Four Seasons immediately burst into laughter.

Miao Ri Chen Jun gestured and muttered for a long time, but no magic appeared, and he was drenched in sweat. At this moment, Xiao Yu kicked him in the butt, saying, "Why don't you hurry up and catch them? Are you slacking off here?"

Miao Ri Chen Jun, seeing that his magic was ineffective, was furious, thinking, "Even without magic, can't I catch you?"

He moved his massive body and lunged at Siji. Though he wanted to fly, his legs were weak; he couldn't even run, let alone fly. His fat jiggled wildly, and after a few steps, he was panting heavily and had to stop to catch his breath.

Xiaoyu whispered in his ear, "You fat pig, why are you slacking off again? You're such a waste!"

Miao Richenjun turned and saw her contemptuous gaze, his heart aching. He roared, "I'm not a waste!" With that, he struggled to his feet and lunged at Siji, who was laughing nearby.

Siji screamed and quickly dodged. Miao Richenjun grabbed here and there, chasing after her, but couldn't catch a glimpse of her. Exhausted, he squatted down to rest for a while, thinking, "I'll focus on one and catch her."

Miao Richenjun "suddenly" stood up and "suddenly" lunged at Chunfeng, who was closest to him and still joking. Of course, the "suddenly" and "suddenly" were relative to him. By the time he lunged at Chunfeng, she was just a step away from him, yet he couldn't catch her.

Miao Richen was furious and wouldn't give up. He chased after Chunfeng relentlessly, but he was always just a body length away, and Chunfeng just couldn't catch him. In desperation, Miao Richen suddenly leaped forward, thinking, "Now you think you can escape?"

A deafening sound followed by the screams of the women. Miao Richen slammed into the ground with a thud. The women were shocked and hurriedly helped him up, leaving a huge, human-shaped crater in the ground.

Xiao Yu was initially terrified, but when Miao Ri Chen Jun said with a livid face, "You're all bullying me! You're taking advantage of me while I'm powerless. I'm not playing with you anymore. I'll get my revenge when I regain my power,"

Xiao Yu saw that his face was covered in flower petals and dirt. Suppressing her laughter, she used her small hands to wipe his face clean, saying, "How about that? Who told you to be so clumsy? You can't do anything right, all you do is sleep. Now you know you're no good, right?"

Qiu Yue said, "Young Master has worked very hard today, he's already done very well. He's injured, let's go back and rest!"

Xiao Yu glared at her, saying, "Shut up! Don't I know my place?"

Miao Ri Chen Jun saw that Si Ji was very concerned about him after he fell, but Xiao Yu remained so... Bo, indignant, said, "Why are you being so fierce? If I had magic powers, I would teach you a lesson and show you how arrogant you are."

Xiao Yu said, "I am very capable, so naturally I can teach people a lesson. You know nothing, you can't do anything, you are a stupid and clumsy idiot, so naturally you can only be taught a lesson."

Miao Ri Chen Jun said, "Nonsense, I am not that stupid! I... I do have one thing that I am better than you in." He then became discouraged. He remembered how fat he was, making it difficult for him to even walk. Now his back and legs ached, and all he wanted to do was sleep. The four girls had obviously been teasing him on purpose. If they were to get serious, he wouldn't even be able to get close, let alone touch their shadows. He only regretted being born into such a stupid pig body. It seemed he had no choice but to endure it.

Sure enough, Xiao Yu sneered, "You think you can beat me in anything? Dream on! You're not even as good as these four little girls, and you still want to compete with me? Dongxue, recite a poem for him."

Dongxue blushed slightly and said, "This... isn't that inappropriate?"

Xiao Yu angrily said, "What's inappropriate about it? You always recite them happily when no one's around, don't you? Just recite your favorite one. If you don't listen, you'll get a beating!"

Xia Yu laughed, "Dongxue, don't be shy, hurry up and recite it. Didn't you see how fierce Sister Xiao Yu is with the eldest grandma ?" "Have you already said it? If you're still shy, she'll really give you a hard time."

Dongxue blushed and slowly recited: "Fallen petals and crimson blossoms each wound their own, the misty rain of the brothel makes it hard to forget each other. Before flying, they dance in the returning wind, already fallen, they still retain half of their makeup. The traveler from the vast sea returns with pearls in tears, the woman from the brothel leaves behind fragrance. Perhaps unintentionally, they conveyed the message to two butterflies, giving their hearts to the honeycomb."

Miao Richenjun was dumbfounded. Even if it was a book written in the heavens, he could understand a little bit, but what Dongxue was reciting was just babbling and he didn't understand what she was saying at all.

Miao Richenjun said in bewilderment, "Your voice is very pleasant!"

The women all burst into laughter. Xiao Yu said, "That's like casting pearls before swine! Alright, let Qiuyue paint a picture for you. This isn't the study; we need to get brushes and ink. Qiuyue, you can paint a picture with a twig!"

Qiuyue agreed. She always had a smile on her face, but when she picked up the twig and started painting, her expression became solemn. In a short while, with just a few strokes, she finished a picture of mandarin ducks playing in the water, lifelike and vivid. The women all clapped and cheered, saying, "Qiuyue's skills have improved again."

Miao Richenjun sighed, "These two birds really do look real." Suddenly, an idea struck him, and he said, "I just wonder what they taste like!" As soon as he finished speaking, the women all changed color.

Although Miao Richenjun was new to the mortal realm and didn't understand many things, seeing the women's drastic change in expression, he knew he had made a serious mistake. However, he couldn't pinpoint what was wrong. Suddenly, he thought, "Oh no, why did I only think about food! They must be looking down on me."

Xiao Yu sneered, "You, sometimes you're clever, sometimes you're incredibly stupid. It's one thing to not study properly, but all you do is eat, eat and sleep like a madman. When you're awake, you're acting crazy. What kind of future do you have? You even want to eat mandarin ducks, what a spoilsport! You look like a fat pig. What do the Madam and the Old Madam treat you like? They're afraid you'll melt in their mouths. What a waste of their hearts."

Siji's expression wasn't much better; it was full of contempt.

Miao Ri Chen Jun had never suffered such humiliation before. He was furious and shouted, "Don't look down on me! You've all misjudged me! I'm much better than you all! I'm better than you in every way!"

Xiao Yu said, "Fine! Let's see what you have that can compare to us! Tell us!" Si Ji said to each other, "Young Master is talking nonsense again. When he's not crazy, he's like a fool, listening to everything we say. That's not so annoying. It's just that he seems to be sober but doesn't listen to us. That's the most annoying thing." The more

Miao Ri Chen Jun thought about it, the angrier he became. He was a dignified celestial being, even if he was only a lowly ninth-rank immortal. He was still a proper immortal, but he never expected that after falling to the mortal world, his fate would be so miserable. He was even worse off than a lowly mortal maid, and he couldn't compare to them in anything.

Miao Ri Chen Jun grew increasingly frustrated. Just then, he felt a sudden urge to urinate. A sudden inspiration struck him, and he shouted, "My skill is better than yours!" He unzipped his pants and began to urinate, saying, "Let's see who can pee the farthest! I refuse to believe you can beat me!"

Si Ji and Xiao Yu never expected Miao Ri Chen Jun to do such a thing. They were stunned as they watched him finish urinating right in front of them, the urine traveling a great distance. When they finally realized what was happening, they screamed, and the women scattered in all directions. It was a long time before they returned, laughing.

The women had all served the previously dazed Miao Ri Chen Jun before, so they were used to it. But seeing him so brazen for the first time, they blushed and teased each other.

Although Miao Ri Chen Jun was also ashamed, he didn't care about such things in order to vent his anger. Yang Yang said smugly, "How about that? Am I better than you all?"

The maids all blushed and said, "Young Master is indeed amazing." Then Qiu Yue smiled and said, "Chun Feng, I noticed that you usually take a little longer to go to the toilet. Why don't you compare yourself with Young Master?"

Chun Feng laughed and said, "I can't do it. None of us can. I think we'll have to trouble Sister Xiao Yu to step in."

Xiao Yu glared at them and said, "Are you four little hussies itching for a beating?" Seeing that the four girls dared not joke anymore, she chuckled and said, "I don't know what's wrong with Young Master today. He's suddenly become very cunning. I don't know what's gotten into him."

Dong Xue said, "Sister, is it true that Young Master's illness is cured? The fortune teller said that Young Master's madness would be cured when he turned fifteen, and he's exactly fifteen this year."

Xiao Yu scoffed, saying, "You believe fortune tellers? They're just after our money. How many imperial physicians have we consulted? They all say there's no cure." Siji dared not say more, bowing their heads and replying, "Yes."

Miao Richenjun, standing nearby, asked in surprise, "Who said I'm crazy? I'm clearly not crazy!" Just then, a maidservant rushed over, saying, "The old lady wants to see Young Master Bao. You must go quickly." The goddesses looked anxious and hurriedly dragged Miao Richenjun away, saying, "Go change your clothes quickly. If the old lady sees the young master like this, we'll be in real trouble."

[Episode 1] Chapter 3: A Noble Family

When Miao Richen returned to the room, Nuanyun had already prepared clothes. Upon seeing him, she scolded, "You lot are always so naughty! How come the young master's face is bruised again? I'm not complaining, I'm just doing this for your own good. Look, now the old lady wants to see the young master, what do you say we do?"

Siji pleaded, "Please trouble you, sister, to cover for us! We will always remember your kindness."

Xiaoyu, however, put on a stern face and sneered, "Punish him however you deserve! At worst, we'll kick this old lady out of the house. Does she think she'll starve to death outside? Those who do more work get sent on business trips, and they don't do anything else." "Those who do the work naturally make no mistakes and can even point fingers."

Nuanyun said angrily while helping Miao Richenjun change his clothes, "Are you talking about me, miss? I was just trying to help you, that's why I said it. If you don't like it, then even if I said it, I won't care about your affairs anymore."

Xiaoyu sneered, "If you won't care, then don't care. Does anyone think they can't live without someone else? You think you're so great."

Nuanyun's face turned pale with anger, and Siji pleaded, "Please stop talking, ladies. The old lady is waiting! We'll talk about it when we get back."

With a flurry of hands, Miao Richenjun put on his new clothes, and then the women applied some powder to his face to cover up his abrasions. Then they escorted him out.

The group passed through several doors, walked along a covered corridor, turned past a screen, and arrived at a small three-room hall. Behind the hall was the main courtyard. The main building had five rooms, with carved beams and painted rafters, and was extremely magnificent. Nuanyun said to Miao Richenjun, "When you see the old lady later, don't forget what I taught you. Don't say anything carelessly, or we'll be in trouble. Do you remember?"

Miao Richenjun had no idea what to say, but at this moment he could only nod and say, "I know." Siji stayed outside the door, and Xiaoyu and Nuanyun then helped Miao Richenjun inside.

Inside the room, some maids and old women stood serving, and even Xiaoyu became solemn, not daring to breathe loudly. Miao Richenjun was also frightened when he saw this.

A group of people surrounded an old lady in her seventies, and two people were supporting her. The old lady's hair was completely white, but her eyes were very bright. Miao Richenjun stood there, not knowing what to do. Nuanyun whispered, "Aren't you going to greet your grandmother yet?"

Miao Richenjun had no idea about etiquette, and was secretly pushed by Nuanyun, only taking two steps forward. The old lady stretched out her hand and said, "My darling, no need for formalities. Quickly, give Bao'er a seat."

The two old women replied, "Yes." A maid helped Miao Richenjun to a chair brought by the two old women. The chair was placed in front of the old lady, who stroked Miao Richenjun's hair and said, "My darling, how have you been lately? Are you eating well?"

Miao Richenjun was confused and could only say, "I'm eating well. Are you eating well too?"

The old lady became happy, her wrinkles smoothing out as she smiled, and said, "I'm doing very well too. This child has grown up! He even knows to ask if I'm doing well!"

Nuanyun, afraid that Miao Richenjun would make another mistake, quickly smiled and said, "Grandma, thanks to your good fortune, young master Bao is doing very well lately. He has a good appetite and is much more sensible. I think in a few years, when he's older, he might even be able to recite poetry for you!"

The old lady was even happier to hear this, repeatedly saying yes, looking at Miao Richenjun with affection and stroking him. He nodded, then turned to a woman in her forties beside him and said, "Madam, what a fine child you have! I don't know what kind of demon befell him at birth, that he turned out like this. I don't expect him to be literate or bring honor to the family. I just hope he can live a peaceful life, marry a few wives, have a few children, and not let our Zhu family line die out. That would be enough, thank God."

The woman was Madam Zhu, Zhu Chuanzong's mother. She said, "What you say is true, Madam. I see this child is becoming more and more promising, and he will surely live up to your expectations. The name you gave him, Madam, is Chuanzong. Madam, you have a lifetime of good fortune, and you will surely bless this child to have a family and many descendants." After saying this, she looked at Miao Richenjun with eyes full of tenderness and love.

The other old women and maids beside her also showered him with compliments. Some brought fruit and served him fragrant tea, taking meticulous care of him.

Miao Richenjun was suddenly overwhelmed by the affection he received from so many people. He stammered, "Why...why are you all so kind to me? Don't you mind that I'm fat and stupid?"

Everyone laughed. The old lady laughed even harder, saying, "Listen to this child, he's being silly again. This is your mother. What mother in the world would dislike her son for being ugly? I am your grandmother, your father is my son, and you are my descendant. We love you so much! How could we dislike you?"

Miao Richenjun said blankly, "But I'm too fat..."

The old lady said, "Ah, being fat is a sign of good fortune!"

Madam Zhu hugged Miao Richenjun tightly, saying, "My silly son, what's wrong with you today? You're talking nonsense again." Miao Richenjun was quite plump, but his head was in her arms.

Madam Zhu asked, "Nuanyun, how is Young Master Bao doing lately? Is there anything unusual? What's wrong? Has he suffered some injustice?"

Nuanyun smiled and said, "Madam, Young Master is doing very well lately. He's much smarter than before and very well-behaved. With so many of us maids taking care of him, who would wrong him? Don't worry!"

Seeing Xiaoyu's solemn expression, and not daring to speak, Miao Richenjun suddenly mustered his courage and stuck his head out, saying, "Madam, someone is bullying me. Will you help me?"

Madam Zhu touched his chubby face and said with heartache, "My child, who would dare to wrong you! Let alone bully you. If you have any grievances, tell your mother. Even if your mother can't stand up for you, there's still your great-grandmother!"

Nuanyun quickly smiled and said, "Young Master Bao, you're joking with Madam! Don't scare us. Even if I sometimes accidentally do something wrong, please forgive me for serving you so diligently!" At the same time, she winked at him.

Miao Richenjun said, "It's not your fault, it's someone else who bullied me."

Madam Zhu's expression changed, and she said, "Nuanyun, I know you're a good girl. But the young master is very kind-hearted and only cares about one thing. If he hadn't been bullied so badly, he would never have complained to us. Let him speak."

Nuanyun was extremely anxious, thinking, "I don't know what's wrong with this silly young master today. He's suddenly changed his ways and started complaining. I wonder what those girls did to offend him today!" She was very worried.

Seeing that someone was backing him up, Miao Richenjun became bolder and said, "Sister Nuanyun, you've been very good to me. You didn't bully me. This has nothing to do with you. It was Xiaoyu who bullied me." Nuanyun

was so frightened that her face changed color. She forced a smile and said, "Young master, please don't joke around. Xiaoyu is usually so good to you! Although she can be a bit temperamental sometimes, she's always been very devoted to you! Madam, the young master probably didn't eat enough today. Please forgive him!"

Madam Zhu's face had long since darkened. She said, "My son may be a little simple-minded, but he never talks nonsense or wrongly accuses an innocent person. It must be this girl who's always bullying him; he's been bullied so badly that he finally complained. Xiao Yu, you little hussy, you've wasted all my trust in you. So you're one of my servants too. I assigned you to take care of the young master because you're usually so clever and careful. And yet you've abused him! Tell me, what did you do to make him so angry?

" Yu knelt down and cried, "Madam, please understand! I've always been diligent and haven't caused the young master any grievance!"

Nuanyun also hurriedly knelt down and said, "Madam, you are a wise woman. Yu truly hasn't made things difficult for the young master. Perhaps it's just that sometimes the young master is naughty, and Yu, not knowing her place, has upset him. But if she deliberately bullied the young master, even if she dared, would Nuanyun allow her to act recklessly?"

Upon hearing this, Madam Zhu's expression softened somewhat, and the Old Madam also said, "Alright! I think these maids also..." "We wouldn't dare bully the young master. My precious darling must not know their good intentions and has misunderstood them. But you must be careful in the future. The young master is already quite old. Don't always interfere with him. Let him play!"

Nuanyun and Xiaoyu wiped away their sweat and tears and said, "Yes."

When Miao Richenjun saw that things were about to pass like this, he became anxious and remembered something. He hurriedly said, "Nuanyun is kind-hearted and deliberately helped Xiaoyu! If she hadn't bullied me, where would you see the bruises on my face? It was because she bullied me that I fell!" As soon as

these words came out, the atmosphere changed instantly. Before Madam Zhu could act, the old lady had already pulled him over, carefully examined the bruises on his face, wiped off the face powder, and then angrily said, "You brat! How dare you bully my precious darling like this! If my precious darling wasn't smart enough, he would have been killed by you. We old fools were kept in the dark!"

Madam Zhu also came over to look, her face also changing drastically with anger, and she couldn't speak.

The old matriarch angrily said, "We dare not keep you here any longer! From this moment on, you shall leave the Zhu family! We dare not keep a heartless vixen like you in our family."

Xiao Yu was already crying her eyes out, sobbing, "I can't say anything. No one knows my heart. Only death can..." After saying that, she suddenly rammed her head into a large pillar. Fortunately, the old woman next to her was quick and grabbed her, but the momentum was too fast and she still hit the pillar, and blood immediately flowed out.

The incident happened suddenly. Miao Richen hadn't expected that Xiao Yu, who usually didn't care about anything, would contemplate suicide upon hearing she was being kicked out of the house. Realizing the gravity of the situation, he saw Nuan Yun crying her eyes out and rushing to help her. He quickly said, "Madam, Grandmother, it's all my fault. I was lying. I hurt myself in the fall." Suddenly, a thought struck him, and he said, "Xiao Yu wouldn't give me chicken today, so I deliberately teased her."

Madam Zhu and the Old Madam laughed, "This child, she's actually lying. She's certainly smarter than before." Then they had someone help Xiao Yu, whose wound had been bandaged, over. The Old Madam said: "Child, I was wrong to blame you. You should continue serving the young master! Since he loves chicken, let him eat his fill. Can't we afford it?"

The old women and maids nearby laughed, "Don't even mention chicken, we wouldn't care if it were phoenix."

Xiao Yu said, "It's all my fault, Old Madam is right. I was just worried that the young master is too fat and has difficulty moving around, so..."

Madam Zhu said, "Alright! You meant well. Just be more careful in the future. He's stubborn and single-minded, so please don't blame him. Next month, you and Nuan Yun will each receive an extra two taels of silver in your monthly allowance. Thank you for your help."

Xiao Yu thanked her and was helped away by the maid to rest.

A while later, it was time for dinner. Miao Ri Chen Jun, Madam Zhu, and the Old Madam ate together before returning home with Nuan Yun and Si Ji.

Because of his worries about what had just happened, Miao Ri Chen Jun couldn't eat at first, but the dishes were so delicious. The dishes—rock sugar lotus seeds, braised fish with broad bean paste, eight-treasure scallops in their shells, dry-fried shrimp, spinach and scrambled eggs, pan-fried purple rice lotus root sandwiches—were all incredibly delicious, and we ended up having a huge meal.

On the way, Nuanyun and Siji started criticizing him. Siji didn't dare say anything to his face, but they whispered among themselves that he had suddenly become cunning, but all of it was crooked, and he couldn't distinguish between good and bad people.

Nuanyun said to him, "Young Master, have you forgotten how good Xiaoyu is to you? Look at the robe you're wearing; she sewed it for you stitch by stitch. Afraid that the tailors outside wouldn't be skilled enough, she worked from dawn till dusk, spending half a month to finish it. And last year, during the heavy snow, you insisted on building a snowman, and she stayed with you. Seeing you having fun and not needing to sleep all the time, which would allow you to exercise more and lose weight, she played with you. Siji and I were exhausted, but she still played with you, and ended up being seriously ill for seven or eight days. Don't you remember any of that?"

Upon hearing her words, Miaori Chenjun suddenly remembered and murmured, "I have forgotten!"

Nuanyun She sighed, "You don't remember all the good she's done for you. You need to coax her and make her happy later. She's heartbroken, it's so pitiful!"

Miao Richenjun finally understood Xiao Yu's good intentions, thinking, "She speaks so harshly. I only regained my senses today, how could I understand her? It must have been Laozi who made me mute, turning me into a fool, so I could retain my spiritual energy in heaven. But now my physical body is like this, and I have no magic power at all. It seems Laozi's elixir isn't very useful! I wonder where Fairy Zisha is now? Where she was reincarnated, and how her luck is? Even if I meet her, will she like this fat pig like me?" Thinking of this, he felt very dejected.

Seeing his dejected state, Nuanyun said, "Don't be sad. Go apologize to Xiaoyu, and she won't be so heartbroken."

Miao Richenjun said, "I know she meant well, so naturally I'll comfort her and treat her well."

Nuanyun was taken aback, thinking, "This fool is acting like a normal person today, but who knows how confused he'll become in a couple of days!"

The group returned to Zhu Chuanzong's residence—Yong'an Pavilion. This name was given by the Old Madam, hoping that Zhu Chuanzong would grow up safely.

Miao Richenjun was listless. He entered the room and collapsed onto the bed. Nuanyun said, "Aren't you going to comfort Xiaoyu? Don't blame me for not reminding you. When you need her help in the future, don't blame me for not telling you beforehand."

Although Miao Richenjun was exhausted and only wanted to sleep, he forced himself to stand up and said, "She suffered because of me. Even if I don't need her in the future, I should apologize to her now!" Nuanyun

was greatly surprised to find that what he said made sense.

Miao Richenjun said, "Where is she? Take me there!"

Nuanyun said, "I thought you'd really gotten smarter! But you're still the same. She's in the outer room. We take turns serving you in the inner room every three days. She hasn't been with you these past few days, so she's naturally in the outer room!"

Nuanyun helped Miao Richenjun to the outer room.

Nuanyun knocked on the door of the outer room and said, "Xiao Yu, the young master has come to see you." Then she left.

Miao Richen went in and saw Xiao Yu lying on the bed, her face turned inward in a huff. He sat down on the edge of the bed, nudged her, and said, "It was my fault. I didn't know you meant well, and I didn't know things would escalate like this. I promise I'll never joke like that again. Please don't be angry, okay?"

Xiao Yu didn't turn her head and said, "My dear young master, I wouldn't dare be angry with you. You can do whatever you want from now on. I won't interfere in your affairs anymore."

Miao Richen laughed, "So you're still angry. How can you ignore me? I've become smarter now and will never make you angry again. Please forgive me this once! If you forgive me, I'll agree to anything you want."

Xiao Yu sat up and said, "Really? Why are you so talkative today? Every time you're naughty, you suddenly become clever for a few days, but then you become confused again when I'm nice to you. It's so frustrating!"

Miao Ri Chen Jun said, "I really am a celestial being from heaven, and I've finally come to my senses today. Believe me, I won't forget what you tell me from now on."

Xiao Yu took out her slender, white hand and tapped Miao Ri Chen Jun's forehead with one finger, saying, "Alright, since you're awake, I'll tell you. You're not a celestial being; your name is Zhu Chuan Zong. Don't forget that."

Miao Ri Chen Jun was stunned, thinking, "Although I'm a celestial being who descended to earth, after falling to the mortal realm, I'm just a mortal now. It seems I'll only be able to call myself Zhu Chuan Zong from now on, and that's an unpleasant name. I'm also extremely obese and slow-moving, even slower than an ordinary person. I'm truly a dragon trapped in shallow waters!" After a moment, he said, "I know my name now. What's my father's name? Where is this place? Oh, and what era is this?" Xiao Yu was stunned for a moment, then said, "

You fool, look at you now, you're really pathetic. I won't hate you anymore. I've told you so many times, but you never remember."

Zhu Chuanzong hurriedly said, "This is the last time, I won't ask again. I told you I was a god, and that's how I regained my memory!"

Xiao Yu said, "Look at you, I just told you not to mention you're a god again. You're just Zhu Chuanzong, the eldest young master of the Zhu family, understand?"

Zhu Chuanzong sighed, "I understand."

Xiao Yu said, "Your father's name is Zhu Youji, and your grandfather's name is Zhu Conghu. You don't need to tell outsiders these names; that's impolite. Just remember them in your heart. We are now in the twenty-sixth year of the reign of Emperor Shenwu Mingzong of the Great Liang Kingdom."

Zhu Chuanzong listened and wrote it down, repeating it softly.

Xiao Yu, upon hearing this, said, "You better remember this now, and don't forget it later! You're so clever one minute and a fool the next, you're such a blockhead." She grew angrier with each word, saying, "With all this lazy fat and that pig brain of yours, there's just no way to deal with you. I wasn't killed by you this time, but who knows what tricks you'll pull next time? It's infuriating!" She poked Zhu Chuanzong's forehead with her finger.

Zhu Chuanzong, seeing her with a white veil wrapped around her head, her slight anger and reproach exuding an indescribable charm, felt not only no discomfort but also great pleasure. He grinned and said, "Sister, I know you're worried about me." He reached for Xiao Yu's hand, but she flung it away, saying, "You blockhead, always so confused! Now you've made me like this, and you're a little more clear-headed, but it's too late. Get out! I need to rest; you'll drive me crazy sooner or later."

Zhu Chuanzong, seeing her every smile and gesture so captivating, was reluctant to leave, but seeing her dismiss him, he knew to go.

Back in the house, Nuanyun saw him looking dejected, lying on the bed as soon as he entered. She sat down beside him and chuckled, "You got a scolding, didn't you? Who told you not to learn your lesson? Next time, you better not be naughty again. Sigh, I know it's pointless to talk to you. You were born into a scholarly family, how lucky you are! You should have been well-versed in history and made a name for yourself, to be worthy of your ancestors. What a pity!"

Zhu Chuanzong, seeing her gentle charm and dignified demeanor, leaned closer and asked, "What kind of family do I come from? I only know my father's name is Zhu Youji."

Nuanyun, seeing his sudden interest in this, excitedly said, "You! You know nothing. Your father is the current Minister of Works, a first-rank official!"

Zhu Chuanzong said blankly, "First-rank official ..." "How high is your rank?"

Nuanyun asked patiently. "The prime minister is a first-rank official, followed by the ministers of the six ministries! Of course, the Three Dukes and the Three Ministers are also very high-ranking officials, but they are very few people. In short, your father is a very high-ranking official. He can see the emperor every day."

Zhu Chuanzong said, "I know the emperor. He's like the Jade Emperor in heaven."

Nuanyun chuckled and said, "Your analogy is very accurate. You're really something!"

Zhu Chuanzong said, "Indeed, my father is very powerful. He can see the emperor every day! In heaven, if you can see the Jade Emperor every day, you must be a celestial being. I am a ninth-rank official..." He suddenly remembered his promise to Xiaoyu. If he told them that he was a celestial being descended to earth, they would just think he was talking nonsense and no one would believe him, so he stopped talking.

Nuanyun, her eyebrows dancing with excitement, said, "While Master is indeed formidable, the Great-Grandfather is actually the most powerful; he's the one who built this family."

Zhu Chuanzong asked, "How powerful was he?"

Nuanyun smiled and said, "The Great-Grandfather was a servant in the household of the late Emperor Taizong. Later, he helped the late Emperor conquer the empire. His greatest achievement was rescuing the late Emperor from a pile of corpses. After the establishment of the Great Liang Kingdom, he was appointed Grand Tutor by the late Emperor, a first-rank official, and even served as the Crown Prince's teacher—the current Emperor Mingzong! Look at our family..." "With such great achievements, you should inherit them! It's a pity you're a born fool, you don't understand anything. As long as you can carry on the family line and prevent the Zhu family from dying out, I'll be grateful."

Zhu Chuanzong retorted angrily, "You look down on people too?"

Nuanyun smiled gently and said, "Alright, alright! You're tired, go to sleep! If you're as sensible as you are today tomorrow, I'll thank God!"

Zhu Chuanzong heard about sleeping and was indeed sleepy, saying, "Okay, I'll argue with you tomorrow." He then fell asleep.

[Episode 1] Chapter 4: Mortal Life

Zhu Chuanzong woke up suddenly in the middle of the night. He opened his eyes and felt that his mind was clearer than ever before. He remembered some things that happened in heaven. He recited a spell and instantly returned to his original appearance. He gently got out of bed and went to the large mirror in the room. He saw that although the person in the mirror was not exceptionally handsome, he was still quite good-looking.

Zhu Chuanzong stared at the mirror for a while, then his expression changed again. A large, fat man appeared in the mirror, looking both foolish and clumsy. He muttered, "So, only in the dead of night can I transform back into my true form." He recited other incantations, but to no avail. He thought, "So, I can only transform back into my true form, but my magic power hasn't returned." He was lost in thought.

Zhu Chuanzong gently pushed aside the curtain and saw Nuanyun sleeping on the couch in the outer room, separated from him only by the curtain. If he needed anything at night, she could come immediately with a single call. Seeing her deep in a sweet dream, her beauty breathtaking, he was somewhat mesmerized.

Zhu Chuanzong gently returned to bed, but after a while, his body felt heavy, and he could no longer transform back into his original form.

Zhu Chuanzong began to worry. With this sluggish physical body, let alone achieving great deeds, even making a living like an ordinary person would be difficult. He thought, "Luckily, I was born into a family with plenty to eat, otherwise…" Suddenly, he became annoyed with himself. How could he be so useless? How could she think like that? Recalling the mocking looks in Siji and Xiaoyu's eyes, she sighed even more, "Although Nuanyun is gentle and considerate to me, she may not really respect me!"

Zhu Chuanzong was lost in thought and gradually fell asleep. He was dreaming of meeting Laozi, who restored his magical powers. Just as he was feeling happy, someone suddenly called his name. He felt a sharp pain in his ear and woke up instantly. Opening his eyes, he saw Xiaoyu shouting, "You rascal! You were all set yesterday, and now you're sleeping in again. If I didn't wake you, you'd be sleeping until the afternoon! Get up and come play outside with me!"

Although Zhu Chuanzong wanted to get up, he was very tired and wanted to sleep a little longer. He understood why he was so fat and said, "Okay, don't rush me. I'll get up. I need to exercise more, and I'll slowly lose weight."

Xiaoyu was a little surprised and said, "You finally remembered what I said. You seem to be in great spirits today!"

Zhu Chuanzong said, "Xiaoyu, I've become smarter. Starting today, I'll start dieting, okay?"

Xiaoyu exclaimed in surprise, "Sister Nuanyun, what is this idiot saying? This fat pig is going to change his ways!"

Nuanyun came over, also very happy.

Zhu Chuanzong said, "Please don't call me 'fat pig' anymore, it sounds awful!"

Xiao Yu said, "I'll call you that anyway! I've been calling you that for over ten years, how can you just stop now?"

Zhu Chuanzong gritted his teeth and said, "Fine, fine. Go ahead and call me that! I'll definitely become incredibly handsome so you'll never be able to say it again."

Xiao Yu and Nuan Yun exchanged a glance, both surprised and delighted.

Breakfast was served, and Zhu Chuanzong looked at the food as if it were his own mother, showering it with affection. The two women said, "You said you wanted to lose weight! Judging from the way you eat, you must be a reincarnated starving ghost."

Zhu Chuanzong said, "I'm clearly a god..." but he couldn't finish his sentence. He simply pushed the food away, even though he wasn't full and was extremely unwilling, but being looked down upon by two beauties was a big deal.

Xiao Yu was very happy and said, "Good job, eat this little from now on. We're going out to play today, no sleeping allowed. You'll slowly lose weight this way!"

Zhu Chuanzong nodded quickly.

Siji and Xiaoyu took Zhu Chuanzong to play in the garden. The Zhu family was a wealthy household, and their entire estate was very large, with many beautiful scenic spots.

Zhu Chuanzong walked and looked around, so engrossed in the scenery that he forgot he was walking and didn't feel tired. The group came to a bamboo house, and Zhu Chuanzong, intrigued, wanted to go up and play. This two-story bamboo house was located by the woods, offering views and a place to rest.

Siji and Xiaoyu accompanied Zhu Chuanzong upstairs to play. After playing for a while, Xiaoyu saw Nuanyun coming from afar with a basket, so she went downstairs to greet her.

The two met at the edge of the woods. Nuanyun smiled and said, "It's been so long since you've returned. I brought some food; the young master must be hungry."

Xiaoyu said, "He's been acting strangely today, not particularly greedy for food. No matter how I try to persuade him, it's no use. If he's hungry and can't eat, that would be terrible. But today he seems like a wise man. Are you worried he'll starve?"

Nuanyun smiled and said, "If you want him to lose weight, you have to take it slowly! If he starves, it'll be hard to explain to Madam."

Xiaoyu said, "Missing a meal and he'll starve? You're clearly spoiling him, you're such a doting person."

Nuanyun smiled and said, "I don't know if I'm a doting person or not, I only know I have to take good care of the young master."

Xiaoyu pouted and said, "So you're saying I'm not taking good care of the young master?"

Nuanyun said, "I didn't say..." Before she could finish speaking, a loud crash was heard. With a "boom," the two saw a two-story house collapse in the distance.

Nuanyun asked, "What happened?"

Xiaoyu said, "It's nothing, the young master is on the bamboo building. He must have accidentally fallen."

Nuanyun said, "Young master?" Then she realized what had happened. The two of them rushed over and arrived at the bamboo building. They heard a series of groans. Siji and her four maids were all lying on the ground, rubbing their bodies and complaining. Zhu Chuanzong was also lying on the ground silently, with broken bamboo under him.

Xiao Yu initially didn't seem to care much, but now she was terrified and her face changed color. She and Nuan Yun rushed to his side and helped Zhu Chuanzong up. Seeing his eyes wide open, they hurriedly called out, "Young Master, wake up! Speak! What happened to you?"

Zhu Chuanzong sighed and said, "I just... I just fell down, and it had such power! This is much stronger than any magic! I'm so embarrassed!"

The two of them were relieved. Xiao Yu laughed and said, "It's nothing. This kind of thing has happened before. We're used to it!"

Nuan Yun asked, "Young Master, where do you feel unwell? Are you hurt?" "?"

Zhu Chuanzong, supported by the two girls, slowly stood up and said, "It's nothing, the bamboo broke slowly, I'm not hurt. How are Siji and the others?"

Siji slowly came over and checked him over. They only had minor injuries. Qiuyue said, "Sister Xiaoyu is so smart, she found a chance to slip away. The four of us are stupid, we deserve to be unlucky!"

Xiaoyu laughed, "I'm just lucky! Don't be jealous."

Xiayu laughed, "If you were lucky, you would have already become a reincarnated young lady. We're the ones who are jealous."

Xiaoyu's face changed instantly. Xiayu realized her words were inappropriate. She had always known how formidable Xiaoyu was, and she was afraid. Her face also turned pale with fright.

Nuanyun saw this and quickly came to the rescue, saying, "What are you girls gossiping about? Come and take care of the young master. You chatter all day long, you don't have a single serious matter in your eyes!" Siji hurriedly went to help Zhu Chuanzong.

Everyone returned to Yong'an Pavilion. Zhu Chuanzong, having fallen, though not seriously injured despite being mostly fat, was tired from walking and having a good time, so he went to bed and fell asleep.

He was only woken up at dinner time. Seeing the table laden with food, his appetite was whetted, and he immediately devoured everything.

Nuanyun and Xiaoyu both said, "Eat slowly, eat less!"

But Zhu Chuanzong wouldn't stop, finishing every last bite before wiping his mouth, letting out a satisfied burp, and finally putting his hands down.

Xiaoyu chided, "You're still so stubborn! You said you were going to lose weight!"

Zhu Chuanzong then realized he'd only thought about dieting after he'd eaten his fill. But he insisted, "I'm injured today! Once I'm healed, I won't eat so much!"

Nuanyun smiled and said, "I think we should just leave him be. If he could eat less, Madam and the Old Madam wouldn't let him do as he pleases. No matter how much they scolded, beat, or threatened him before, he wouldn't listen. Seeing his pain, Madam and the Old Madam simply let him eat whatever he wanted."

Xiaoyu said, "Madam and the others have given up on the young master. They only want him to carry on the Zhu family line. But look, the young master is somewhat sober now. Hopefully, he will change for the better!"

Zhu Chuanzong felt sad when he heard them say this, thinking, "So that's how they see me." He angrily said, "Fine, I won't be greedy anymore, but you'll still look down on me!" As soon as he said it, he regretted it. He had never tasted so many delicacies in heaven. How could he give them up?

The two women were delighted to hear this, but Nuanyun said, "Sigh, I know you're just trying to appease us, but I'm still happy to hear you say that."

The next day, Zhu Chuanzong remembered what he had said the day before and tried his best to control his appetite, eating very little. However, he soon became hungry again.

Zhu Chuanzong stared at the bananas and other fruits on the table in the room, and couldn't resist any longer. He went over and took a banana and ate it. Nuanyun, who was knitting clothes for him, smiled and said, "Eating one is fine, but you mustn't eat them all."

Zhu Chuanzong said proudly, "Eat everything? I'm only eating one! Don't think of me as so despicable; I'm not that greedy." However, the bananas tasted so good that after he finished one, he wanted to eat more. After a while, he couldn't resist and thought, "I have to find a plausible reason." So he murmured, "Banana, oh banana, I'm a kind person. You'll be lonely and miserable if you go alone. I won't be so heartless. Your partner will be here soon." After saying this, he ate another one.

Nuanyun, seeing him muttering to himself, was greatly puzzled and asked Zhu Chuanzong, "What are you doing?"

Zhu Chuanzong replied calmly, "I'm performing a ritual to help the banana couple pass on. I ate a banana, and it sacrificed itself to help me. It will definitely go to heaven, but in heaven, a banana is so lonely! So I have to eat two."

Nuanyun chuckled inwardly and deliberately turned to ask, "Should we also perform a ritual to help the orange next to it pass on?"

Zhu Chuanzong said seriously, "Do you think my belly is the Heavenly Court? Besides, they're a perfectly good couple, how could I possibly add another rival to their lives?"

Nuanyun laughed, "What rival do you even know?"

Zhu Chuanzong sighed, "I was ruined by that wicked rival, which is why I was sent down to earth to be your young master. Now I'm so fat, it's truly pathetic!"

Nuanyun put down her needlework and asked curiously, "Are you serious? Are you really a celestial being descended to earth?"

Seeing Nuanyun's great interest, Zhu Chuanzong was also very pleased and said, "Of course it's true. If you don't believe me, tonight I can transform back into my true form and let you see. Hehe, I'm still very handsome. You'll definitely love it when you see me."

A blush spread across Nuanyun's face as she bent over and laughed. Zhu Chuanzong asked, "What are you laughing at?"

Nuanyun pursed her lips and shook her head, her eyes filled with laughter, but she didn't speak.

Finally, lunchtime arrived. Zhu Chuanzong had sent many rivals to the banana couple, but fruit wasn't filling enough. He had a big stomach and, having been hungry for half a day, immediately began to eat voraciously.

Xiao Yu pouted and said, "I think it would have been better to let him eat a full breakfast. This kind of eating and drinking will not only ruin his stomach but also make him fatter." Nuan Yun said, "I told you there wasn't, but you wouldn't believe me!"

Zhu Chuanzong, his mouth full of food, muttered, "Your method is wrong. If I don't eat, I'll starve! You have to find another way for me to lose weight."

Xiao Yu suddenly laughed, "I've got it! Horse riding to lose weight. Young Master will start practicing horse riding this afternoon. This is a great idea!" She finished speaking with great pride.

The Zhu family was exceptionally lively that day, everyone was beaming with joy, and the mansion was decorated with lanterns and colorful streamers, creating a festive atmosphere. Zhu Chuanzong went to the horse farm every day to practice horse riding, and was extremely tired. Seeing that everyone in the mansion was different that day, he asked Xiao Yu.

Xiao Yu laughed, "Silly boy, your sister and sister-in-law are back from outside, everyone's busy welcoming them, it's naturally very festive. Only you know nothing, yet you say you've become smarter and understand everything!"

Zhu Chuanzong asked in surprise, "My sister? Sister-in-law? Do I have a brother? Is that sister my biological sister? Didn't you say I'm the only descendant of the Zhu family?"

Xiao Yu scolded, "You're being silly again, haven't you been better for a few days? Go away, I hate seeing you, you big idiot."

Zhu Chuanzong left dejectedly, thinking, "Don't let Xiao Yu's good looks fool you, she has such a bad temper." "Nuanyun is still the gentlest."

Nuanyun was resting in her room when Zhu Chuanzong walked to her bedside, gently shaking her fragrant shoulder, and said, "Sister Nuanyun, talk to me! Only you are good to me!"

Nuanyun, still sleepy, got up and said, "Isn't Xiaoyu here with you? Why did you make her angry again? You too, last night you insisted on saying you'd transform me, refusing to sleep. Now look at you, you've become clever, but how did you learn to play tricks on people? You even said you were a fairy! Where did you transform? You tricked me into staying up half the night, and I'm still sleepy now!"

Zhu Chuanzong said, "Yesterday it might have been because I..." "I'm too tired, so I don't have enough energy, and I didn't become..."

Nuanyun laughed, "Alright! Stop lying, I don't believe you. What happened between you and Xiaoyu?"

Zhu Chuanzong said, "She said my sister and sister-in-law came home, and everyone was celebrating. I asked her who my sister and sister-in-law were, and she got angry. Tell me, and I'll remember this time and won't ask next time."

Nuanyun smiled and said, "Silly boy, you don't even remember them? Will you forget me in the future?"

Zhu Chuanzong said, "How could I? You've been so good to me..."

Nuanyun said, "Your sister..." "Your sister and madam treat you even better! You've forgotten all that."

Zhu Chuanzong was stunned and asked curiously, "How so? What are their names?"

Nuanyun said, "Your sister's name is Zhu Shuiyue. Her grandfather fought alongside your grandfather, and her father served in the same court as your father. They had a good relationship, but unfortunately, she was imprisoned for a crime, so they entrusted Miss Shuiyue to your family. Madam saw that she was pitiful and took her in as an adopted daughter. Although she is an adopted daughter, Madam has no daughters of her own, so she treats her like her own! She treats you extremely well."

Zhu Chuanzong said, "I see. Then my sister-in-law..." "What? Who is my brother? Where is he? I've never seen him before?"

Nuanyun sighed and said, "Speaking of the eldest young master! I might have seen him when I was little, but I was too young to remember. I heard he was extremely talented and handsome, and he passed the imperial examination to become a Hanlin scholar! His teacher was the eldest mistress's father, Hanlin scholar Hua. Hua admired the eldest young master very much, which is why he betrothed his daughter—the eldest mistress—to him. Unfortunately, the eldest young master contracted a strange illness. The master originally wanted to annul the engagement, but the eldest mistress insisted on marrying him. She wanted to bring good fortune to the eldest young master." "I'm so glad, but the eldest young master is still gone. What a pity!"

Zhu Chuanzong said blankly, "My brother is dead! No wonder I was so favored! He was such a smart person, why was his life so unfortunate? Why do people always have to die? The pain of separation and death is so great!"

Nuanyun said in surprise, "Young Master Bao, you've really become normal! You've been lamenting like this for so many days, I don't think you're confused at all! I thought you were just getting better and worse every day! I... I'll go tell Madam, the whole family will be overjoyed. They'll be even happier than when Miss and the eldest young mistress came back!"

Zhu Chuanzong saw a face full of... Excited, Nuanyun was about to run out the door when she hurriedly called out, "Wait! I don't want to see Madam and the Old Madam. I... I'm a little afraid to see them!"

Nuanyun smiled and said, "They're so good to you! You're still afraid? But you've always been afraid of Madam, so it's nothing. Although Madam seems a bit fierce, she's actually the kindest person. If she knew you'd recovered and become smarter, she would definitely love you even more. You'd be even more pampered then, wouldn't you be happy?"

Zhu Chuanzong said, "No, if you tell Madam, I'll pretend I don't understand anything right now." "Let me get used to this place first. Besides, I'm so fat, it's hard for me to move around. Helping me lose weight will make Madam and the Old Madam even happier."

Nuanyun smiled and said, "Okay, I'll do whatever you say, young master. Yes, we'll make you thin. You'll be smarter, and that'll surprise them."

From then on, Nuanyun and Xiaoyu worked even harder to help Zhu Chuanzong lose weight. However, Zhu Chuanzong's greedy nature was hard to change. Although he had reduced his food intake considerably, he used to eat too much. Now he ate less than before, but still much more than a normal person, so there was no obvious sign of weight loss.

Meanwhile, after Zhu Chuanzong's sister, Zhu Shuiyue, and her sister-in-law, Hua Caiyun, returned home from their family's shop in another city, Zhu Shuiyue rested for a day before going to visit Zhu Chuanzong.

Zhu Shuiyue brought many gifts, which were carried by her two personal maids, and went straight to Yong'an Pavilion. On the way, she happened to meet Xiaoyu.

Xiao Yu smiled and said, "Miss is back! Everyone has been waiting for you for so long!"

Zhu Shuiyue smiled and said, "Thank you for your concern. How is Bao-di? Has he been naughty? What has he been doing lately?"

Xiao Yu said, "Young Master has been doing very well lately. I think he's much smarter! But he didn't dare tell Madam yet. It's good that you're back, Miss. Let's see if he's smarter than before, and then we'll tell Madam. Young Master has been trying to lose weight these days, so he's been riding horses every day! He's at the horse farm now!"

Zhu Shuiyue was very surprised and asked happily, "Was it your idea? He's willing to lose weight? How is it going? Take me to see him quickly." She gestured to her two maids to take the gifts to Yong'an Pavilion, and then she went to the horse farm with Xiao Yu.

The two talked as they walked, and Xiao Yu smiled and said, "It's very effective! The horse has lost several pounds in the past few days!"

Zhu Shuiyue laughed when she heard this, "You little devil, I was asking about a person, and you're talking about a horse!"

Xiao Yu stuck out her tongue and said, "Young Master did his best! Even the horse got thin from all the riding. But he didn't lose much weight. Isn't riding a horse supposed to make you thinner? Why didn't it work?"

Zhu Shuiyue said, "We'll talk about weight loss later. You just said that Bao Didi has become smarter?"

Xiao Yu said, "Yes. There's something that's hilarious." As she spoke, she blushed.

Seeing Xiao Yu blush, Zhu Shuiyue became even more curious and said, "What's there to be shy about with me? Tell me quickly." Seeing that Xiao Yu was still shy, she smiled and said, "Madam put you and Nuanyun in Bao Didi's room so that you could serve him. Even if there's something, there's nothing to be shy about. What can't you say? Tell me, and I'll make the decision for you. After you become my sister-in-law, don't forget that I'm your matchmaker." "

Xiao Yu said angrily, "Miss, please stop teasing me. You masters are always so frivolous, making fun of us servants. What kind of behavior is that?"

Zhu Shuiyue said, "You are beautiful, clever, and skilled in needlework, but because of your poor background, I have never treated you as a servant."

Xiao Yu sighed, "A poor background is the most important thing! If you tease me again, do you want to hear it or not?" Zhu

Shuiyue said, "Sister-in-law, you can say it, and I won't make fun of you."

Xiao Yu's face hardened, and she immediately walked forward quickly. Seeing that Xiao Yu was really angry, Zhu Shuiyue caught up and apologized.

How could Xiao Yu dare to be really angry with her mistress? After Zhu Shuiyue said a few words, she could only say, "Alright! I'll tell you!" She

secretly told Zhu Shuiyue about Zhu Chuanzong's competition with them, and how he urinated and raced them to the farthest distance.

Zhu Shuiyue blushed and giggled, "This fool has actually become so clever. But while he's clever, he's not refined at all, more like a little hooligan. He has none of the Zhu family's manners."

Xiao Yu laughed, "Miss, go see him! He's become quite interesting. He wants to lose weight, but he also wants to eat. He finds excuses to eat every day. It's so funny!"

The two women chatted and laughed, and before they knew it, they had arrived at the horse farm.

[Episode 1] Chapter 5: Gathering Clouds

and Moonlight Today, Nuanyun and Siji accompanied Zhu Chuanzong riding horses at the horse farm. The servants at the horse farm were all exhausted. One of them led the horse at a slow trot, while the other two followed on either side of the horse to prevent Zhu Chuanzong from falling off.

After the ride, although Zhu Chuanzong was exhausted on horseback, the servants were even more tired. Seeing them drenched in sweat, Zhu Chuanzong felt bad and said, "Don't worry about me. Even if I fall off, I'm thick-skinned, I won't get hurt."

The servants were terrified and said, "How can we do that? If you fall, and Madam finds out, what will we do with our skin? Young Master, just ride your horse, we're not tired, don't worry."

Zhu Chuanzong had no choice but to let them be. After a few days, Zhu Chuanzong had completely mastered riding, but the servants still wouldn't let go. The horse couldn't run fast, and Zhu Chuanzong wasn't enjoying the ride. The servants were exhausted, suffering from both ends.

Zhu Chuanzong rode for one lap and then stopped. Nuanyun said to the servants, "You've worked hard. Here are a few strings of cash, a reward from the young master for you to drink."

The servants beamed and thanked Zhu Chuanzong.

Zhu Chuanzong asked Nuanyun, "What are those things? Why are they so happy?"

Siji laughed upon hearing this. Nuanyun said, "Young Master, that's money!"

Zhu Chuanzong asked, "What's money used for?"

Nuanyun said, "It can be used to buy things. Everything you eat and wear is bought with money. For example, the horse you ride is probably worth ten taels of silver. The best horse in our manor costs a thousand taels of silver."

Zhu Chuanzong asked, "You can buy a horse, but can you buy people?"

Nuanyun paused, then said sadly, "Yes, you can! Siji and the other maids were each bought for two taels of silver." "I paid ten taels of silver to your family."

Zhu Chuanzong asked curiously, "Then how many taels did I pay to buy you?"

Nuanyun and Siji were stunned at first, then burst into laughter. After laughing, Nuanyun said, "Young master, you are priceless and cannot be bought or sold. Our family's vast fortune will all be yours in the future. Our Zhu family is one of the most prominent families in the capital. If we don't count the royal family, our family is almost the richest in the world. Only you can buy others, how can you let others buy you?"

Just then, Xiaoyu and Zhu Shuiyue walked over from afar.

Siji shouted, "Miss is here!"

Nuanyun said, "The one next to Xiaoyu is your sister, go and greet her!"

Zhu Chuanzong saw that Xiaoyu had a graceful figure and a unique bone structure, with two slanted eyebrows that were particularly charming, but the woman next to her was even more elegant and charming. She had spring flowers on her cheeks and autumn water in her eyes. She moved gracefully like a willow swaying in the wind, as light as if her clothes could not support her. Zhu Chuanzong was stunned.

The woman lowered her head and smiled, parting her lips slightly as she spoke in a melodious voice, "Little brother, your sister is here. I heard you've become more clever these days, is that true?"

Zhu Chuanzong stammered, "You're so beautiful! I thought the fairies in heaven were the most beautiful! I didn't expect you to be no less beautiful than them. If I wanted to buy you, I'd pay any price."

Zhu Shuiyue chuckled and said, "Fool, I was about to praise you for being clever and good at flattering people after hearing your first words! But after hearing your second, I realize you're still not well! Xiaoyu, is this what you mean by the young master being cured?"

Nuanyun quickly said to Zhu Chuanzong, "Young master, all of us maids..." " Only the lower classes can buy things with money. You and Miss are upper-class, you can't say you can buy things with money. This is for your sister, if you say it to other young ladies, they'll be angry."

Zhu Chuanzong said, "But if you can be valuable, why can't we?"

Xiao Yu sneered, "That's the unfairness of society! Do you think this is a good thing?"

Nuanyun warned him, "No, you and Miss are noble..."

Zhu Shuiyue said gently, "My brother is indeed smart, he's starting to investigate these things. Actually, the principle is very simple. Our family is rich, so we can have food, clothes, shelter, and entertainment. We don't need to sell ourselves with money." "Do you understand now?"

Zhu Chuanzong said, "Sister, what you said is so true, I understand a little now."

Zhu Shuiyue sighed again, "Actually, every parent treats their children as treasures, treasures that money can't buy. But when they can't afford to eat, when they're about to die of illness or starvation, they'll have the heart to sell their children! I...aren't I just such a pitiful person?"

Nuanyun and Xiaoyu saw that she was saddened by her past and quickly said, "Miss, don't be sad. Now the master and madam love you so much, treating you like their own daughter. What is there to be sad about?"

Zhu Shuiyue smiled through her tears and said, "Yes! I can never repay the kindness of the master and madam. I will definitely do my best..." "I'll do my best to be filial to them. Good brother, you must strive to be better, don't be so silly anymore. If you become like a normal person, I'll die content."

Zhu Chuanzong hurriedly said, "You're so beautiful, please don't die. I'm already smart. But there are many things I don't understand. Once you teach me, I understand! For example, money can buy things, and the things we eat are all bought. You told me this, and I understood. You're my sister, and look, Nuanyun told me, and I understood too."

Zhu Shuiyue happily stroked Zhu Chuanzong's big head and said, "My brother can really talk now. If you have any difficulties, just tell your sister, and your sister will definitely help you."

Xiao Yu said, "Then the young master has become smarter. Should we tell Madam?"

Zhu Shuiyue said, "No need for now. Let me and Madam discuss it first."

Xiao Yu and Nuan Yun nodded in agreement.

Seeing Zhu Shuiyue's kindness towards him, and being such a beautiful woman, Zhu Chuanzong felt a surge of affection for her. He reached out and pulled her aside, saying, "Sister, since you're not an outsider and treat me so well, I have a question for you."

Zhu Shuiyue said with satisfaction, "Little brother, it seems you've really become clever! You know your sister is your family. Tell me, and I'll definitely help you, even if it means sacrificing myself."

Zhu Chuanzong said happily, "Sister is so good, she's truly my sister! But you don't need to sacrifice yourself, I couldn't bear to. I just want to ask you..." He leaned close to Zhu Shuiyue's ear and said, "That girl Dongxue can chant incantations. I don't understand them, but I've memorized them. Tell me what incantation it is." He continued, "Falling white and turning red, each wounded; in the misty rain of the brothel, how can we bear to forget each other..."

Zhu Shuiyue paused for a moment, then giggled and went to the other girls, saying, "Listen to what your young master is asking me. He's asking what incantation that girl Dongxue is chanting?" She then recited a few lines of the poem. The women burst into laughter, some laughing until tears streamed down their faces, others laughing until they were breathless.

Zhu Chuanzong was bewildered and furious. He said, "Sister, really! I'm not going to be friends with you anymore. It's fine if you don't help me, but why did you tell them and make fun of me?" He stormed off home.

Seeing that Zhu Chuanzong was truly angry, the women quickly stopped laughing and chased after him. Zhu Shuiyue said, "Good brother, that's a poem, not a curse. It's a poem called 'Falling Flowers' written by an ancient poet named Song Qi."

Zhu Chuanzong remained angry and silent. Zhu Shuiyue said, "I can teach you, as long as you don't get angry."

Although Zhu Chuanzong was still a little angry, he couldn't bear to part with such a beautiful sister, so he said, "Okay, but if poetry isn't a spell, what kind of magic is it, and what can I do with it?"

Zhu Shuiyue found his speech strange, but when Zhu Chuanzong was mentally challenged before, he spoke even stranger, so she was used to it. She said, "You can pass the imperial examinations to become a scholar, a provincial graduate, and then become an official."

Zhu Chuanzong asked, "What do I do as an official?"

Zhu Shuiyue was taken aback, knowing that he wouldn't understand if she told him something complicated, so she said, "You can make money!"

Zhu Chuanzong was overjoyed and said, "Then with the money, I can buy Xiaoyu, Nuanyun, and Siji, right?"

Zhu Shuiyue said, "A real man..." "Men, for fame, fortune, and women, really are like that,"

Xiao Yu said. "Men, they're

shameless. Once they have money, they get tired of the old and crave the new." Zhu Chuanzong, seeing their displeasure, asked curiously, "I'm afraid you'll be bought by others, so I'm making money so that I can buy you back after you're sold! I can't bear to part with you, it's not about being fickle."

The women laughed and said, "What a fool! Do you think we're merchandise?"

Everyone returned to Yong'an Pavilion. The gifts that Zhu Shuiyue's two maids had brought were placed there. Zhu Shuiyue asked them to separate Zhu Chuanzong's maids and then took out the gifts for him. Zhu Chuanzong didn't care about his clothes or accessories, but when he saw the desserts given to him, he didn't stand on ceremony and immediately started eating them.

Upon seeing this, Zhu Shuiyue sighed, "Still the same old glutton, incorrigible."

Xiao Yu said, "That's much better than before! Although he hasn't lost weight these days, Young Master hasn't gained any more."

Zhu Shuiyue asked about Zhu Chuanzong's weight loss efforts, then said, "This haphazard dieting isn't a solution. I'll ask my sister-in-law for help, and get some imperial physicians from the Imperial Hospital to prescribe some medicine! Your young master used to absolutely refuse to follow instructions, but now he seems to understand a bit, so perhaps he can manage."

Zhu Shuiyue then gave Zhu Chuanzong some instructions, telling him to be obedient and not to be naughty, before leaving.

She went straight to find her sister-in-law, Hua Caiyun. Hua Caiyun, who lived in Guanyun Courtyard, saw Zhu Shuiyue enter with a beaming smile and said, "You saw your little brother Bao? Did you get some good luck? You seem so happy!"

Zhu Shuiyue smiled and said, "Sister-in-law, guess!"

Hua Caiyun said, "I don't have time for that! This morning I saw Madam and carefully explained all the accounts we collected to her. My mouth is still dry!"

Zhu Shuiyue said, "Madam is focused on Buddhist practice and doesn't pay attention to household affairs. Why do you have to work so hard? You don't need to tell Madam everything. The family is so ..." "What a mess! Luckily, I have you, sister-in-law, otherwise I don't know what I would have done!"

Hua Caiyun sighed. "That's true, but we're still outsiders after all. Your elder brother is gone. If he were still here, I would have someone to rely on, and I wouldn't have to worry about everything. Although Madam and Master treat us like their own children, we still can't let our guard down!"

Zhu Shuiyue laughed. "Who could doubt your heart, sister-in-law? You're overthinking it. I have some good news for you. Maybe we won't have to worry anymore!" Hua Caiyun asked

. "What is it? The Zhu family is so wealthy and powerful, but unfortunately, there's no one to carry on the family line. How can we not worry?"

Zhu Shuiyue said with a grin. "Little Bao seems to have woken up and become smarter. Isn't that great news?"

Hua Caiyun was drinking tea when her hand trembled, and she almost dropped the cup. Overjoyed, tears welled up in her eyes. "There's still hope for this child," she said. "It's truly worth all the years I've cared for him! I'm going to go see him right now."

Zhu Shuiyue said. "If it's true, why are you in such a hurry, sister-in-law? " "Well? Why don't we invite him over? If he really becomes smart, he can't go back to his old self. I'm just afraid it's only temporary, which is why I asked you to take a closer look at him, sister-in-law. Please don't get agitated, sister-in-law, take your time and observe him carefully."

Hua Caiyun calmed down and said, "That's true. You must be tired from your journey, go and rest! This isn't something to rush. If he continues to be confused and like a fool, that's just our fate, we can't force it."

Zhu Shuiyue took her leave, and that evening, after dinner, Hua Caiyun sent someone to invite Zhu Chuanzong over.

Xiao Yu and Nuan Yun brought Zhu Chuanzong over. Nuan Yun said to him, "Young Master, Madam treated you very well. Do you still remember her?"

Zhu Chuanzong shook his head and said, "I don't remember."

Xiao Yu said, "You're so heartless! Over the years, she took meticulous care of you, even more attentive than us, your personal maids. You were sometimes very close to her. How could you forget everything?"

Nuan Yun smiled and said, "Don't worry, just call that most beautiful and noble lady 'sister-in-law,' and you won't go wrong. Speak nicely to her later and make her happy, and you'll be fine." "There will definitely be benefits for you."

Zhu Chuanzong said, "Will there be anything good to eat?"

Xiao Yu said, "All you ever think about is food, you're incorrigible."

Nuanyun smiled and said, "You're right. There really is something good to eat. Everything we eat, wear, use, and play with in our mansion is managed by the eldest young mistress. Don't you think there are benefits?"

Zhu Chuanzong smiled and said, "I remember."

They arrived at Guanyun Courtyard, entered a room, and a maid came out. She first greeted Zhu Chuanzong, then chatted and laughed with Xiao Yu and Nuanyun for a few moments before leading Zhu Chuanzong into the room, leaving Xiao Yu and Nuanyun outside.

The maid was no less beautiful than Nuanyun, also pretty and charming. Zhu Chuanzong said, "What's your name? Is my sister-in-law even prettier than you? Isn't she like a fairy?"

The maid smiled and said, "Second Master is acting strangely today, saying such things. Do you even know what beauty and ugliness are? Hmm, you seem to have matured a bit, but you still don't remember me. My name is Ying'er. I've known you for so many years, and you still don't remember my name, yet you say I'm pretty! The two maids in your room are much prettier! But it's a pity, you only know how to waste such talent."

Zhu Chuanzong was somewhat confused. Just then, they reached the door, and Ying'er called out, "Young Mistress, Second Master is here." She pushed Zhu Chuanzong inside and closed the door behind her.

The room was filled with smoke, and the lamplight obscured his vision.

Suddenly, a sweet voice said, "Take off your clothes and come in!"

Only then did Zhu Chuanzong see clearly that a beautiful woman was lying in a large bathtub, her face obscured. Zhu Chuanzong was startled and quickly turned around, saying, "Who are you? I didn't know you were taking a bath! I'll go out first!"

The beautiful woman laughed, "Silly boy, trying to slack off again. You're always like this. I tell you to take a bath, but you refuse. Once you're in the bath, you play around and don't want to come out." Saying this, she stepped out of the bath and grabbed Zhu Chuanzong.

Zhu Chuanzong had never seen anything like this before and was frightened, saying, "There's a difference between men and women! What are you doing?"

The beautiful woman laughed and said, "I don't know if you're really smart or just pretending. Why are you acting like a common man! I'm your sister-in-law. What's wrong with me bathing you? It's not the first time or the second time. I know exactly how many hairs you have on your body. And now you're telling me this." Without waiting for a reply, she began to undress him.

Zhu Chuanzong saw that she was wearing a very thin floral silk short shirt and light red trousers. Her skin was snow-white, and her features were exquisite. She was truly a stunning beauty, and her words carried an undeniable authority. Before Zhu Chuanzong knew it, she had stripped him naked.

Zhu Chuanzong was frightened and dared not move. He vaguely remembered being here before. The beauty took his large hand and led him into the pool, smiling, "We've been apart for so long, have you missed me?"

Zhu Chuanzong was unsure how to answer her intimate words. He remembered how he had been wronged and banished to the celestial realm in heaven because he had happened to see the Purple Silk Fairy bathing. Now, seeing another beauty bathing, what would his fate be? He felt uneasy.

Hua Caiyun said, "Why aren't you saying anything?"

Zhu Chuanzong said, "I'm scared. If someone finds out I'm bathing with a woman, will I be beheaded?"

Hua Caiyun said sternly, "You've already bathed with me many times, what's your punishment?"

Zhu Chuanzong hurriedly said, "I didn't know before! Don't blame me, you're the one pulling me now. I'll go out now..."

Hua Caiyun pulled his arm hard to stop Zhu Chuanzong, and laughed, "Silly boy, an elder sister-in-law is like a mother to you. I'm like a mother to you, and you're like a child. What are you afraid of when I help you bathe? Do you think you've grown up and don't care about me anymore? Sigh, I used to treat you so well..." "You've forgotten all that's good."

Zhu Chuanzong saw her angelic face, now tinged with sorrow, and felt a sudden pang of heartache. He suddenly remembered Nuanyun's words and quickly said, "Good sister-in-law, I remember you. You've been the best to me, and I'll be the best to you too."

Hua Caiyun exclaimed happily, "Really? Then you'll become smarter in the future, and not be so clueless, okay?"

Seeing her radiant joy, as bright as a hundred flowers in bloom, Zhu Chuanzong couldn't help but say, "Of course. I'm incredibly smart! I'll make you both happy."

Hua Caiyun never imagined that the former simpleton would say such sweet words. She was even happier, her face beaming

with joy. Seeing her happy, Zhu Chuanzong forgot his fear, only feeling the fragrant scent in his nose, and was intoxicated. Seeing Hua Caiyun before him, with her fair skin, beautiful hair, and red lips, he was utterly captivated and lost in his infatuation.

Hua Caiyun saw that Zhu Chuanzong was indeed more articulate than before, and his eyes were bright and alert, unlike his previous dazed appearance. He seemed to have truly become a normal person. Seeing him staring at her blankly, her heart suddenly pounded.

She had always treated Zhu Chuanzong like a child, like a mindless fool. Now, seeing his entranced expression, being looked at like that by a man, she felt a strange sensation in her heart.

She was a little flustered at first, but soon calmed down and slowly began to wash herself. She carefully washed each toe of her snow-white, tender feet, and then washed her delicate face, which was as white as a silver basin. Her face was rosy, like two peach blossoms, and Zhu Chuanzong was mesmerized.

Zhu Chuanzong saw that Hua Caiyun's features were clear and bright, her hair thick and black, combed smoothly, highlighting her fair cheeks and snow-white neck, making her very pretty and lovely! Her clothes clung tightly to her body, but her cleavage was faintly visible, plump and lovely. Zhu Chuanzong was amazed by the wonder of nature, thinking, "Heaven truly knows how to create people; there are such beauties in the world! They are truly beautiful!"

Hua Caiyun saw him staring in a daze and was secretly pleased, but deliberately scolded, "Silly boy, what are you looking at? Why aren't you washing?"

Zhu Chuanzong then came to his senses, quickly turned his gaze away, and began to wash himself. Seeing that the water was full of fresh flowers, emitting various refreshing scents, he said, "Sister-in-law, what are these flowers for in the pool?" "?"

Hua Caiyun said, "This is a flower bath for beauty. According to legend, there was a famous beauty named Yang Guifei in the previous dynasty. Every time she bathed in the Huaqing Pool in her palace, she liked to use fresh flowers to fill the pool. Over time, she developed skin as smooth as cream."

Zhu Chuanzong's eyes shone brightly as he said, "No wonder your skin is so good, sister-in-law. So that's how it is."

Hua Caiyun smiled and said, "Is my skin good? Looking at you, if you want to touch it, you can."

Zhu Chuanzong said happily, "Can I? Then I won't be polite." He gently stroked Hua Caiyun's arm.

Seeing his cautiousness, only touching her fragrant arm and not daring to be presumptuous, Hua Caiyun chuckled inwardly and said, "This flower bath method usually uses fresh flowers such as chrysanthemum and honeysuckle, supplemented with Chinese herbs with beautifying effects such as ginseng, lingzhi, angelica, angelica dahurica, motherwort, and pearl. In this way, during the bath, it can treat some diseases and at the same time make the skin moist and smooth. You've been bathing with me for many years. Hehe, maybe you're not so silly now because of this flower bath!"

Zhu Chuanzong blushed, staring at Hua Caiyun's chest and touching her jade-like arm, which was as smooth as a snow lotus root. He saw that her body was smooth, her bones tender and her skin fragrant, and her round, full buttocks were faintly visible in the water, incredibly plump. Her skin was as white as powder and snow. Zhu Chuanzong couldn't help but feel his heart pounding. As for the wonderful place below Hua Caiyun's belly, although Zhu Chuanzong had a vague desire to see it, he was afraid and dared not even think about it.

Seeing Zhu Chuanzong's lecherous expression, Hua Caiyun thought, "This idiot has finally become a normal person; he's actually looking at women now." She chuckled, "Is my sister-in-law pretty?"

Zhu Chuanzong nodded blankly.

Hua Caiyun said, "Then do you want to see here?" pointing to her breasts.

Zhu Chuanzong seemed uneasy, but he really wanted to see them, and like a madman, he only glared at her with longing.

Hua Caiyun found it amusing and gently unhooked her bra, revealing a pair of large, beautiful, and flawless breasts before Zhu Chuanzong's eyes. Even

when Zhu Chuanzong was in heaven, peeping at the Purple Silk Fairy bathing, he had never seen such a thing. Now, seeing it, a surge of heat rushed to his head, and his joy was beyond measure. Suddenly, he felt a warm flow on his chin; he touched it and found it sticky. Hua Caiyun exclaimed, "Brother Bao, why is your nose bleeding! Someone come quick! Ying'er, come quick!"

[Episode 1] Chapter 6: A Complete Transformation

After the nosebleed incident, Hua Caiyun realized that Zhu Chuanzong had indeed become more shrewd. Although she still found him somewhat strange, she was delighted to see that he was quite articulate and could understand what she said. Moreover, he had the same thoughts as ordinary people and even knew how to appreciate women.

She had originally planned to report to the Madam and the Master, but she was afraid of being too rash and letting the whole household know about it. If Zhu Chuanzong reverted to his old, muddle-headed ways, it would be difficult to handle the situation. Therefore, after much thought, she invited Zhu Shuiyue over and said, "Sister, I think Bao'er has indeed become smarter, but to be on the safe side, let's wait a few more days. Please take care of him and keep an eye on him these days. If he needs anything, just let me know."

Zhu Shuiyue smiled and said, "Sister-in-law, you're too kind. It's a family matter, why be so polite? Brother Bao has been completely transformed, hasn't he? Amitabha, now our Zhu family has an heir." Hua Caiyun was

also radiant and repeatedly said yes.

Zhu Shuiyue said, "Sister-in-law, Bao-di'er isn't stupid anymore. I heard from his two personal maids that he's on a diet! Letting him try whatever methods he wants might not be effective. Why don't we invite a doctor from the Imperial Hospital to come and prescribe some medicine for him?"

Hua Caiyun was overjoyed and said, "That's wonderful! If Madam sees Bao-er become smarter and more handsome again in a few days, wouldn't she be overjoyed? Let's do it that way! I'll send someone to invite Doctor Zhang right away."

Doctor Zhang's name was Zhang Chaozhong, a renowned doctor in the Imperial Hospital, one of the five top physicians who diagnosed patients for the palace. He had always had a close relationship with the Zhu family; otherwise, even for a high-ranking official, it would be difficult to get a royal physician like him. Doctor Zhang

was invited to the Zhu family. Hua Caiyun had just returned to her residence and had many things to attend to, so she only met with Doctor Zhang once before taking her leave, leaving Zhu Shuiyue to handle the matter.

Doctor Zhang was an old acquaintance of the Zhu family. He had put in a great deal of effort to treat Zhu Chuanzong's dementia, but ultimately gave up with regret, believing that Zhu Chuanzong was born disabled and his dementia was incurable unless a miracle occurred.

When Doctor Zhang heard that he had been invited because of Zhu Chuanzong's weight loss problem, he shook his head and said, "Young Master Bao's illness is in his brain, nothing else. Even if I prescribe medicine, if he continues to eat and sleep recklessly, he will still gain weight. I cannot cure this disease."

Zhu Shuiyue quickly grabbed him, saying, "You old man, I haven't finished speaking, and you're already in a hurry to leave. Are you afraid I'll eat you?" Doctor Zhang laughed

, "Miss, what are you saying? Why would I be afraid of you? I have patients waiting for me, that's why I have to leave. Saving lives is like putting out a fire!"

Zhu Shuiyue retorted, "Come on, I know you too well. You're afraid I'll learn your medical skills..." "You're avoiding me. Don't worry! Last time you promised me I could learn from you, and then you didn't come for months. I knew you were just trying to fool me, and I gave up on the idea of learning medicine from you long ago."

Doctor Zhang stroked his beard and laughed, "That's good, that's good. You're a young lady from a wealthy family, you can't endure that kind of hardship. Learning medicine is no joke. Is there anything else?"

Zhu Shuiyue said, "Your medical skills are too poor, I wouldn't learn from you even if you asked me."

Doctor Zhang blew on his beard and said, "My medical skills are poor? That's outrageous!"

Zhu Shuiyue said, "Not bad at all! My brother's illness is cured! Who said there was no cure?"

Doctor Zhang exclaimed that it was impossible.

Zhu Shuiyue said, "If he weren't good, why would I ask you to help him lose weight? Let's go! I'll make you believe it."

Upon arriving at Yong'an Pavilion, Doctor Zhang asked Zhu Chuanzong some questions. Seeing that Zhu Chuanzong answered fluently and didn't seem like a fool, he exclaimed in surprise, "Impossible, impossible." He examined Zhu Chuanzong's eyes and pulse, and then repeatedly exclaimed in amazement.

Seeing that Doctor Zhang also felt Zhu Chuanzong was cured and no longer mentally impaired, Zhu Shuiyue was pleased and said, "You quack! We invited you to help him lose weight, what are you doing?"

Doctor Zhang sighed and said, "Things in this world are indeed unpredictable! No matter how skilled I am, I can still misjudge people. Heaven is truly amazing." Then he asked Zhu Chuanzong, "Second Young Master, how did you get better?"

Zhu Chuanzong said, "This... I don't know, I just got better inexplicably." He was originally a celestial being, banished to the mortal realm. He should have forgotten his past life, but Laozi gave him an elixir, causing him to become mentally impaired after birth. However, he retained some of his celestial spirituality, and when the time was right, he returned to normal, remembering some things from his time in heaven, and retaining some of his magical powers. However, because he was too fat, he couldn't use his magical powers. Sometimes, only in the middle of the night when no one was around could he occasionally transform back into his true form, but how could he tell outsiders about this?

Fortunately, Doctor Zhang said, "I'm so stupid, how could you know this! Let me study it slowly and then I'll make a decision! If you want to lose weight, just listen to the old man's instructions, and you'll be able to."

Zhu Chuanzong said, "Thank you very much."

Doctor Zhang said, "You should drink more tea. I'll prescribe a formula that's very effective: lotus leaf slimming tea." He instructed Zhu Chuanzong's maids, Nuanyun and Xiaoyu, "Take fresh lotus leaves, cut them into pieces, dry them in the sun, and steep them in boiling water to make tea. One month is one course of treatment. Stop for ten days before drinking again. You'll see noticeable results after three courses of treatment."

After saying this, Doctor Zhang looked at another slimming formula called: Hawthorn and Job's Tears Water.

The formula is as follows: Function: Diuretic, eliminates stagnation, slims.

Ingredients: 2 ounces of hawthorn, 3 ounces of raw Job's tears, 2 pieces of dried tangerine peel.

Method: Wash all ingredients thoroughly, soak them in 10 bowls of cold water, boil for two hours, and add a little rock sugar to taste before turning off the heat. (Note: Rock sugar should not be cooked for too long, otherwise it will turn sour.)

Notes: Raw Job's tears promote urination and help eliminate excess water from the body; hawthorn is excellent for digesting meat and helps break down accumulated fat in the intestines.

Contraindications: Not suitable for those with a sweet tooth, otherwise the more they eat, the more their appetite will increase, and their waistline will increase instead of decreasing. Not suitable for those with excessive stomach acid, otherwise taking antacids will be ineffective.

After writing the prescription, Dr. Zhang said, "These are all medicines, and you also need to change your lifestyle habits to help you lose weight. You should exercise more and sleep less."

Zhu Chuanzong said, "I only sleep eight hours a day now, and I spend most of my time exercising. Otherwise, those girls will start talking about me."

Dr. Zhang was overjoyed and said, "Good, you really have willpower. If you eat one steamed bun at each meal, I'm sure you'll lose weight immediately."

Zhu Chuanzong happily said, "That's great! That's too easy. But, should I eat it before or after meals?"

Dr. Zhang was dumbfounded and said, "Only one steamed bun at each meal... " "Hey, you can't eat!"

Zhu Chuanzong said dejectedly, "Won't I starve to death?"

Doctor Zhang said, "If you're hungry, you can eat fruit! At first, you can eat a little rice, but you have to reduce the amount of rice each day. In the end, you can eat one steamed bun per meal. Of course, it's okay to eat more vegetables."

Zhu Chuanzong sighed, "Aren't you just asking them to kill me? I can't do that."

Zhu Shuiyue said, "It's okay, take it slowly, just do your best. If it really doesn't work, there's nothing we can do."

Zhu Chuanzong said happily, "Sister is the best."

Doctor Zhang finished writing the prescription and took his leave.

Zhu Chuanzong saw that he didn't recognize a single word on the prescription written by Doctor Zhang, and said, "Is this some kind of celestial script? Why can't I read it?"

Zhu Shuiyue replied, "It's because you can't read. If you learn to write, you'll naturally recognize it."

Zhu Chuanzong saw that Zhu Shuiyue was very beautiful with her bright eyes and white teeth, and said with a grin, "If you teach me, I'll learn."

Zhu Shuiyue said happily, "Really? That's wonderful. Okay, I'll start teaching you today."

Zhu Chuanzong and Zhu Shuiyue arrived at Zhu Chuanzong's study. Apart from the cleaning maids and servants, no one had been there for years. After Nuanyun and Xiaoyu brought tea, they left, allowing the two to study in peace.

Zhu Shuiyue smiled, "I never thought you'd be in a study one day."

Zhu Chuanzong replied, "What's wrong with a study? It's not hell. Why can't I come?"

Zhu Shuiyue said, "You can. Well, fifteen isn't too late for a study. Great talents mature late! But you'll have to work hard. Most people start studying at four or five!"

Zhu Shuiyue began teaching him the easiest texts, like the *Three Character Classic* and the *Hundred Family Surnames*.

Zhu Chuanzong retained the wisdom of an immortal, possessing a photographic memory. Although his new physical body and pig-like obesity obscured much of his intelligence, he was still many times smarter than the average person. He could remember any character Zhu Shuiyue taught him even once.

At first, Zhu Shuiyue wasn't surprised, thinking he might forget it soon. When the day was over, she was astonished to see that he recognized all the characters in the *Three Character Classic* and *Hundred Family Surnames*, and could recite them flawlessly.

The next day, Zhu Chuanzong, while taking diet pills, also studied and practiced with Zhu Shuiyue.

On the first day, Zhu Chuanzong was focused and learned a great deal. On the second day, having become more familiar with Zhu Shuiyue, he became unruly. Finding her voice pleasant, he deliberately didn't understand and asked her to read the texts several times.

Zhu Shuiyue didn't suspect anything, assuming he wasn't as clever as the day before, which was normal, and she was relieved.

Zhu Chuanzong learned what Zhu Shuiyue taught him after just one reading and began to play around, saying, "Sister, your hands are so warm and fragrant, what powder did you put on?" He picked up her delicate hand and smelled it.

Zhu Shuiyue laughed, "Little brother, I know you're naive, I don't blame you. But if you do this with other women, you'll be scolded. Men and women shouldn't touch each other, do you know that?"

Zhu Chuanzong certainly knew that men and women shouldn't be intimate, even in heaven, where it was much stricter than on earth. Pretending not to know,

Zhu Shuiyue began to tell him about the Confucian and Mencian doctrines, customs, and laws of the Great Liang Kingdom.

Zhu Chuanzong listened and gradually understood some of the local customs and traditions of the Great Liang Kingdom.

Two hours later, Nuanyun brought some fruit. Zhu Chuanzong complained that he was hungry and wanted some dessert. Nuanyun said, "Have you forgotten the doctor's instructions?" Then she invited Zhu Chuanzong to go for a walk.

Seeing that Zhu Shuiyue wouldn't help him, Zhu Chuanzong had no choice but to go out with Xiaoyu, Siji, and the other maids. Upon reaching a rockery, Zhu Chuanzong sat down on a stone bench, claiming he was tired. No matter how much Xiao Yu and the others pleaded, he refused to get up, saying, "I'm starving, and I'm too weak to move."

Xiao Yu got angry, but it didn't work. Finally, she pleaded, "Good young master, I beg you, just get up and play with us. What do you want in return?"

Zhu Chuanzong was simply too lazy to move. He had studied for two hours and only eaten two apples. He hadn't eaten enough for breakfast, and he really didn't want to move at all. Seeing Xiao Yu's eagerness, a sudden thought struck him. Staring at the girls' bright red lips, he said, "I won't move unless you let me kiss your lips."

Siji blushed with embarrassment, saying, "When did Young Master become so shameless? A rogue!"

Xiao Yu's eyes darted around, and she laughed, "Alright then! Whichever of these girls you catch, you can kiss them."

Zhu Chuanzong exclaimed happily, "Really?" Staring at Xiao Yu's beautiful lips, he asked, "What if I catch you?"

Xiao Yu raised an eyebrow, saying, "You fat pig, are you asking for a beating? Aren't four girls enough for you?"

Zhu Chuanzong was somewhat afraid of her and dared not say anything more. He yelled and pounced on Siji.

Even though Zhu Chuanzong, a fat man weighing over 300 pounds, was more agile than before, how could he possibly catch four nimble little girls? After a while, he was drenched in sweat but hadn't touched a single hair on the four maids' heads.

Exhausted, Zhu Chuanzong collapsed to the ground, yelling, "I'm not playing anymore! You're bullying me!"

Siji chuckled and approached him, saying, "Young Master's giving up, starting to cheat!"

Zhu Chuanzong retorted, "There are four of you, and I'm all alone. It's not fair. I'm ignoring you all! You're all bad, ganging up on me!" He then began rolling around on the ground.

Chunfeng, unable to bear it any longer, rushed to help him, saying, "Young Master, please don't do this! Look how dirty your clothes are!"

But Zhu Chuanzong rolled over, grabbed her, and laughed, "Haha, I've caught someone!" He pulled Chunfeng into his arms, thrusting his lips into hers and kissing her deeply.

Chunfeng cried out in alarm, "Help..." before her mouth was sealed shut.

The women were all stunned. Catching her breath, Chunfeng cried out, "Young Master's gone mad! Aren't you coming to help?" Before she could finish, her mouth was sealed shut again.

The remaining three seasons were stunned. It took them a while to recover, and they rushed over to pull Zhu Chuanzong away, crying, "Alright! Young Master, one kiss is enough!"

But Zhu Chuanzong laughed heartily, released the spring breeze, and grabbed Dongxue, who was on his right, and kissed her.

Dongxue's small mouth was kissed, and she felt her body go limp, fainting instantly.

Zhu Chuanzong kissed her a few more times, and seeing her body go limp, realized something was wrong and quickly released Dongxue, only then realizing she had fainted.

Xiao Yu, who had been watching the commotion from the sidelines, hurried over and checked Dongxue's breathing. She breathed a sigh of relief and laughed, "It's alright, she just fainted. She'll wake up soon."

Sanji laughed, and Xia Yu teased, "Chunfeng, look how shameless you are! Look at Dongxue, she fainted from shyness after just one kiss from the young master!"

Chunfeng blushed and said, "No way! It must be the young master's bad breath that made Dongxue faint. I'm from a poor family, I'm not that delicate! That's why I didn't faint. If you're not convinced, you can try it yourself."

Seeing that Dongxue was alright and the women didn't blame him, but instead laughed and joked, Zhu Chuanzong became happy and laughed, "Alright! Alright! Everyone give her a kiss, let's see who's still shy."

The women all said, "Dream on!"

A little while later, Dongxue woke up, extremely shy. Knowing she was always shy, the women dared not tease her anymore, fearing she would lose face, and went back to Yong'an Pavilion together.

Upon arriving home, Siji took her leave and went outside to wait for a summons. Xiaoyu twisted Zhu Chuanzong's ear and said, "You fat pig, you've become so lecherous! Don't all normal men have lustful thoughts?"

Zhu Chuanzong begged for mercy, saying, "You girls are so beautiful and lovely, it's harmless for me to joke around!"

Xiaoyu exclaimed in surprise, "Miss didn't teach you for nothing! You've even learned to use words now."

Seeing that Xiaoyu seemed somewhat pleased, Zhu Chuanzong said, "Xiaoyu, you won't let me kiss you, is it because I'm too ugly? Let go of my ear, and I'll tell you a secret." Seeing Zhu Chuanzong's

mysterious look, Xiaoyu said, "I'll let go, but if you're lying to me and don't have a secret to tell me, I won't let you off easily." Saying this, she let go of his ear.

Zhu Chuanzong whispered in Xiao Yu's ear, "Xiao Yu, actually I'm a celestial being descended to earth. I'm not that ugly at all! If I became beautiful, would you like me? Would you let me kiss you?"

Xiao Yu looked at Zhu Chuanzong helplessly and said, "You idiot, now you're not only lecherous, but you also lie and deceive people!"

Zhu Chuanzong hurriedly said, "Really! I'm not lying to you. Aren't you sleeping in my room tonight? I'll show you."

Seeing that Zhu Chuanzong was serious and didn't seem to be joking, Xiao Yu said, "Okay, I'll see what tricks you play tonight. If you're lying to me, hmph, you'll be in big trouble."

Xiao Yu was a clever and observant person. She hadn't slept and waited until midnight before waking Zhu Chuanzong up, saying, "Young Master, didn't you say you could transform?"

Zhu Chuanzong, still sleepy, said, "Why aren't you sleeping? Waiting! I said I'd wake you! Alright, I'll show you first, so you won't look down on me. Hehe, if I transform into a handsome man, you'll all love me to bits."

Seeing his confidence, Xiao Yu stopped arguing and said, "Then hurry up and transform."

Zhu Chuanzong muttered, "Heavenly spirits, earthly spirits, Lord of the Sun, quickly reveal yourself." After he finished, there was no reaction.

Seeing Xiao Yu's mocking expression, Zhu Chuanzong quickly said, "Don't rush, this takes time." He recalled how, when he tried to transform Nuanyun, he had been anxious and his mind was unsettled, resulting in him failing to conjure anything. He cleared his mind, took a deep breath, and slowly began chanting the incantation.

However, no matter what he did, Zhu Chuanzong couldn't succeed.

Xiao Yu clapped her hands and laughed, "Heavenly spirits, earthly spirits, my young master has revealed his true form—a big fat pig!"

After her interference, Zhu Chuanzong was even less able to transform, and after being ridiculed by Xiao Yu, he went to sleep sullenly.

The next day, Zhu Chuanzong studied with his beautiful older sister, Zhu Shuiyue. Zhu Shuiyue already knew about his romantic escapades and teased Zhu Chuanzong about kissing Dongxue unconscious the day before. Zhu Chuanzong, quick-witted, said, "Sister, I made Dongxue faint, I feel really bad. How can I make her happy? Will you teach me some poetry?"

Zhu Shuiyue was surprised, thinking, "Bao'er is indeed a normal man now." On one hand, she was happy for him, but on the other hand, as a woman, she felt some resentment towards him for being too lecherous. But Zhu Shuiyue was, after all, Zhu Chuanzong's sister, and helping her brother was only natural, so she said, "Brother is indeed clever. Okay, I'll teach you a poem. Dongxue likes to read alone in the right corner of the garden while everyone else is napping. When you recite the poem then, she will definitely be happy and will like you."

Zhu Chuanzong was overjoyed and immediately begged Zhu Shuiyue to teach him quickly. Zhu Shuiyue first explained some basic knowledge of poetry and prose to him, then recited a poem for him: "A hundred turns, a thousand sounds, moving at will, mountain flowers red and purple, trees high and low. Only now do I know that listening to it locked in a golden cage is not as good as its free singing in the forest."

Zhu Shuiyue said, "The name of this poem is 'The Thrush,' written by the ancient poet Ouyang Xiu. On the surface, it's about a thrush, but it's actually a metaphor for a person. A beautiful woman, even if she is beautiful and talented, is confined to a deep mansion, unable to be free, merely a toy for others to admire—how distressing that is! Recite this poem to Dongxue." "She will definitely consider you a confidant."

Zhu Chuanzong frowned and sighed, "Yes, I'm also a thrush. I've never been outside this big garden, I know nothing about the outside world."

Zhu Shuiyue was stunned, staring at Zhu Chuanzong for a long time before saying, "Brother, you're not only not stupid anymore, but you're very clever! I'm so pleased. Don't worry, once your sister-in-law tells Madam and the Old Madam that you're clever now, they'll allow you to leave the manor and see the world."

Zhu Chuanzong grabbed Zhu Shuiyue's little... He grasped her hand and exclaimed happily, "Really? That's wonderful! I took my sister out to play then."

Zhu Shuiyue pulled her hand away from his large hand and said, "We girls shouldn't show our faces in public so easily. I've told you so many times, don't always touch me like that. I'm your sister, not like those other girls."

Zhu Chuanzong laughed and said, "What's different? You're not my biological sister."

Zhu Shuiyue exclaimed, "You know that too? Who taught you that? But little brother still doesn't understand manners. Although we're not related by blood, in worldly terms..." "Legally, I am your older sister. Remember this: you're not allowed to touch your sister again."

Zhu Chuanzong said matter-of-factly, "Then how did you touch me before? Nuanyun and the others said you used to bathe me."

Zhu Shuiyue was speechless for a moment, and after a long while, she said, "Aren't you all grown up now?"

Zhu Chuanzong said with a grin, "Even if I'm grown up, you still have to be good to me. I'll still let you bathe me in the future."

Zhu Shuiyue blushed at first, and then suddenly retorted, "Okay! If your nose bleeds and you need someone to treat you, don't blame me."

Now it was Zhu Chuanzong's turn to feel ashamed.

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