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Hong Kong bone morgue... The tragic episode made me laugh so hard my jaw dropped. 

Yesterday afternoon around 3 PM, a mainland tourist in my car passed through Mong Kok. He casually mentioned knowing a pretty good place on the third floor of a building in Portland, and asked me to go with him for a full-service duplicate
. I thought to myself, "I'm free,
a duplicate is fine, and I want to see how high the quality of the stuff in Portland is."
So I quickly turned around, parked the car at Carrefour shopping mall, and drove over.
As I was taking off my clothes to shower,
the handsome guy who greeted us (Lo Hoi-pang) kept staring at me intently, practically beating me to a pulp.
Finally, I couldn't take it anymore and
shoved him in the face.
[Are you done drinking?]
Then my friend, eyes glazed over, turned and walked away like a zombie, without uttering a sound. It was terrifying.
Then I went in to take a shower.
Less than thirty seconds later,
suddenly a middle-aged man, who looked like the boss,
came in with two renovation workers to inspect the work.
One minute he was talking about tearing down the wall,
the next he was talking about burning down the wall. In short,
he was talking nonsense, making a long, rambling,
and utterly ridiculous argument.
I thought to myself, "What am I going to do about this?" Then one of the renovation workers, I don't know where he got the electric drill, came out and started drilling. It was making a lot of dust and noise.
It was
so noisy,
and he even drilled into my boss's place
. He even had the nerve to tell me to rinse it again in the back.
I was so angry I wanted to explode, but I also found it both infuriating
and hilarious. Plus, the boss kept a
fake "sorry" smile
and went to the back to turn on the water and let me go. I was so
angry I couldn't take it anymore. I thought I'd
just put up with it and rinse it in the back to settle the score.
But before I could even rinse it off,
the construction worker crawled over and
told me to rinse it in the next stall. I was so angry I almost threw him away.
Then the boss jumped over quickly,
all smiles, and started saying "sorry" again as he helped me get water in the next stall.
I couldn't take it anymore and said to him
:
[
Hey boss,
I've only lit three of the six shower stalls here.
My friend's already in there ,
and I haven't even lit my soap yet! *r,
what do you want, boss?]
That's how bosses are. Sorry
, I saw he
hadn't lit any more
, so I just grabbed the last stall and rinsed off the soap! Who knows if that renovation guy will sneak in again...
Finally, I finished showering and went in.
When I opened the door,
forget about the woman's face,
it was so dark inside
I couldn't even tell if anyone was there!
Only a tiny bit of light from outside shone in, and I saw a small figure slowly walking out from a dark corner. Imagine how eerie and unsettling
that feeling was. Seriously , I was genuinely a little scared... ... Just as the girl inside was slowly floating over, and the dim light from outside was about to illuminate her head, the handsome zombie who came out of the room seemed to be terrified that there was a nuclear reactor leaking. In a panic, he slammed the door shut, plunging the room back into darkness. Seriously, even if you're in a hurry, you could at least let me see which bed was on before slamming the door! How am I supposed to see anything in the dark...? Sigh. I have no idea what that handsome guy was so anxious about. Damn... I'm here to buy things, not to sell nuclear weapons. Does it have to be this mysterious?! ... But this girl was really something else. She just walked over and took off my clothes and helped me onto the bed, like she was wearing night vision goggles. You can't argue with that, but she didn't say a word. So, seeing how indifferent she was, I didn't say anything either. I wasn't trying to seduce her , was I? Wow, as soon as I got on the bed, she automatically started to move her hips up my back. After a few thrusts, it became increasingly unresponsive. I don't know what it was doing to my back; it wasn't hitting the mark properly, it lacked strength and power, it just kept riding on my back in a very formulaic way, swaying back and forth without any other moves. I had no idea what it was swaying for. It didn't ask any questions or say anything. Wow... is it an artificial tooth?! And it showed absolutely no sign of stopping. I finally couldn't hold back and spoke to it for the first time : "[Sister! Could you please press harder? Don't just sway like that?]" It replied in a very cold voice : "[...harder...don't sway...uh...] " The shaking was... well, it was okay until I started talking, then it became even worse . The force... it was completely nonexistent. But the shaking was even more intense than before, making me feel like I was sitting on a giant flying object carrying me back to the mainland. It made me want to vomit. Hey... I've already had enough of a shock today, no more... But thinking about it, I shouldn't expect too much from a place like this. Plus , seeing how enthusiastically he was shaking, and the atmosphere was so quiet, even quieter than a morgue, I thought I might as well talk to him and try to communicate... Maybe he's not into physical intimacy but we can talk... The following is our conversation... ( Note: Full content)





























































(Not a single word missing)
Me
:
[Sister, what's your name?]
Daughter
:
[
Number 17
]
Me
:

:
[
唔系,
系17号,
]

:
[你有没其他名呀?
]

:
[
得17号炸.
]

:
[你没其他名既咩?]

:
[
没呀..
]

:
[咁你d
friend点叫你架?]

:
[
17号

]

:
[咁你个英文名叫咩讲得挂?
]

:
[
seventeen
啰]

:
[…………………]
[呢个名边个帮你改架?
]

:
[
11号啰]

:
[边个11?*r?
]

:
[
未番
]

:
[…丫…吊…………………………………]
讲到呢度,
我已经真系再没乜野想同佢讲,亦都没乜[可以]再同佢讲,
谁不知条囡竟然够胆死好意思撩番我讲野播……………….

:
[
咦…咁先生你点称唿呀?
]

:
[.................
28
]

:
[
28
?
]

:
[唔…28
]

:
[
乜野廿八呀…?]

:
[铁人28]

:
[
乜野铁人28呀?]

:
[我咪铁人28啰.
]

:
[
…………………….]
[
都唔知你讲乜….]

:
[铁人28啰…]

:
[
………………]
讲到呢度,
我谂条女都真系觉得没乜瘾.
就完全收燃晒声,继续好沉默咁系我后面摇落去…时光飞逝,
都唔知佢摇左几耐,
佢突然间伏落我耳仔边轻声问我
:[
你呢……..你想要body定全套呀?
]
见佢一边问就一边己经擒紧落黎,
好似想去准备定d乜咁,
我心谂黎得呢d场,又没理由斋dup咁寡挂,
我慢慢岳高头向住佢半发晦气咁话:
[哗~,
唔好劳烦妳啦呀呀.大铁人.
…我要
body得啦!!哗!!]
条囡话
:[

body牙!!ok啦!!]
我就顺势咁话
:[梗系啦~~呀17号~!!(高八度,加小小走音),
我入燃左黎咁耐连妳个样都未见过呀呀呀17号,
一阵你真燃系大铁人咁?样我咪饱燃到中秋~~…
!!]
(註:
出黎玩咁耐,
我第一次会对住条囡囡讲粗口
)条囡见我讲到咁,
就净系[哦]左一声就没出声,
就系呢个时候,
突然失惊无神火光一闪……..条女竟然点着左个火机企系我面前,
吓燃我一跳,
试问我又点估到,
系咁既环境下条女会无啦啦玩火机…
我即刻口震震咁问佢….
我:
[妳做咩呀
?]
囡:
[
没野..挞火啰....]
我:
[烧野?*r?]
囡:
[
点立烛啰
…]
我:
[做乜点立烛呀?
滴立呀
]
囡:
[
你话body嘛….咁公司送檀香香薰body架嘛……]

:[小..?
咁燃高级
]

:[
都几架…..呢个叫香薰自然疗法body呀嘛….]
我:
[有几捻自然呀..?]
囡:
[
都几啦..…你试下咪知啰..]
我:
[头先妳都够燃晒自然啦,
唔驶搞咁多野?..
]
囡:
[
……….试下啦…檀香味喎…..公司送?…]
我:
条囡点左支立烛放系床头,
跟手就用条纯白色既床单企高封起个窗口,
就开始除佢件背心,又伏番上黎我背嵴度…..又唔知摇乜燃,
..(净系知好痕)…不过我今次都预燃左佢架啦,………….到条囡摇得咁上下…我开口同佢讲..:
[
好啦,
够啦够啦,
..唔驶摇啦..下半场啦好帽…]
咁条女就落番黎叫我转身,开始帮我打飞机啦….透过微弱既烛光.,
我终于可以第一次正面咁望清楚条囡个样……………………………喂……………..咦……………………………………………..
望落ok架喎…………睇睇下…都仲要系好燃ok果只添喎…….
廿三.廿四岁左右..皮肤又白又滑,
个样眼大大,
鼻高高,
个咀半张半合,表情极纯真,
真系少有,唔错,没乜点打扮,
但系反而仲劲有少女味,
娇小身形,
但系身材就非常平均,
身短而脚长,
34c胸左右,
条腰劲细劲软….冷冷漠漠表情仲带小小哀怨feel.
再加埋d烛光映射系佢面上,
直情就有d似
<小龙女>
既感觉……………………….
我一路望住佢帮我打飞机我就一边起势系咁摷系咁摷,
系咁摷系咁摷,…………我心谂….己经可以肯定左既系条女唔dup得又唔倾得.,但系拥有如此娇人身材,天使样貌,,,,
或者佢既强项系砌得呢
…..
好,
博多你一铺..就同妳0黎个机械人大战…..我二话不说.当机立断咁就即刻同条囡讲:
[姐姐!!
!!
转全套!!]
条囡话声[好]就去拎套,
未几就番入黎,
开始帮我用口带套吹萧.佢吹得没耐,
我个心己经凉左一大截,
争d喊捻左出黎……

街呀.佢连吹萧都唔捻识……………….但系我转头又谂….唔通…佢真系少女初下海…..新鲜海产任我尝…?
?
?…咦……似喎….谂到呢度,又再点起我最后既一丝生存希望,
我同佢讲:
[唔驶吹啦
!
上黎啦!!]
佢[哦]
左一声,
就迅速咁擒左上黎扶正我个细佬向下一坐……入晒…..咦…..有d希望.
好紧……….佢坐左上黎,
好自动波咁用力摇左八下..(没多没少,
…八下…).,
就突然问我:
[
你…你..要唔要..我训低..你..坐起..
坐起身呀?
]
喂….要转款喎….唔通真
系初下海.
顶唔顺…哗….好…..我拿拿林坐起身伏起佢身上面,死命咁系咁插系咁插,
等佢见识下我d男性雄风丫嘛,
呢镬仲唔捻有仇报仇,
你****大铁人17?
a哗…………….就系我正兴高采例..疯狂插左廿零下之际…..我开始发觉有d唔捻妥….越插就越唔对路……….
[………咦……….点解条女郁都唔捻郁既…
直情没捻晒反应喎….仆
街….唔通条囡真系顶唔顺,晕捻左唔系咁捻突破下哗]
我又插多两下,
见条囡真系己经完全没捻晒反应….我立即完全停低左落黎,
细细咁望住佢,
只见佢双目紧闭,嘴巴半张半合,
唿吸若有似无,
气若柔丝…出气多入气小……我
心谂唔捻系下哗..呢镬都算代表作啰仆
街,
边有人出黎dup骨dup捻到我咁捻有创意,
搞捻到条囡晕捻左架…..咁而家点@@@@收科呀………唯有叫人入黎啦…唉.都唔知点解释….一阵我话比人听我乜都没做过都唔知有没人信….思想净扎左好耐….就正当我要抽番条细佬出黎,
出去嗌救世军黎救命之际,
条女好捻突然咁张燃大….眼望捻住我……仲开口问?我一个问题…….;条囡问:
[出左啦

]
我定捻左格起码三至四秒先有反应识答:
[

.]
囡:
[
哦!!咁继续啰,!]
我:
[……………..你没野呀嘛女侠?
]
囡:
[

我没野呀..
我有咩呀?
]
我:
[…………….没……没野..…我见妳头先郁都唔郁…..]
囡:
[
哦咁
!!…咁..继续啰,!..]
我:
[…?
?..哦!
]
我人都未回过神,只系下意识咁又继续插起上黎,
跟住,
条囡又合番埋眼.
张捻番大小小个口,
….没动作.
没声
.没唿吸.
没表情.没反应.

Completely oblivious... Brothers
,
imagine the environment: a pitch-black little room,
a pure white sheet hanging behind me, a
dim candle burning on the bedside table,
the sandalwood scent wafting from the incense,
and then there's this...
I felt like
I was in a funeral parlor, with a woman hanging there, her seven-day mourning period not even over yet
...
Wow, this scene is like something out of a horror movie! Seriously... what did I do wrong
to deserve this?! @@@@ Yes, really! !! I went out with a friend to do some groping... No, I don't really mean it... Yes... he is indeed good-looking... but he looks like a corpse, how can I be attracted to him... Luckily,
men have one advantage,
which is

if you ask me to do it, I will say it... How easy is it to do it quickly? I closed my eyes,
bent down and grabbed the towel, and groped around for about twenty minutes,
squeak
...
squeak
... squeak...
done...
I lay back down to
catch my breath, and
my girlfriend came out with a towel to help me
clean up. Just as I was wiping her down,
she suddenly asked me
:
Girl:
[
Do you want to...double?
Add 150 for a fried tomato?
]
Me:
[Uh?
...No, no...really no...]
Girl:
[
No...oh!!
Then...
how about trying oral sex...?]
Me
: [Uh...no, no,
I'm full,
I'm really full, really no more...]
Girl:
[
There's still a minute left...]
Me:
[It's okay, whatever,
I'm going to take a shower,
I'm leaving...I'm going home...]
Girl:
[
Don't you want to try something else?
]
Me:
[I'm not playing anymore,
I really have to go home...]
Girl:
[
You can tell me what you want to try...]
Me:
[...I've already tried the corpse,
there's nothing else I can try...]
Girl:
[
So what do you want to try
?]
Me:
[Really not... I want to go home... Okay, heroine?
]
Girl:
[
Oh
!! That's you... So, do you need me...?
]
Before she could finish speaking,
I sat up, put on my pants,
and without even putting on my robe, I pushed open the door and rushed out like an arrow.
I glanced back and
saw that the girl had already blown out the candle, and
the door was slowly closing.
Her figure slowly disappeared back into the darkness...
I shuddered,
not daring to turn back,
and went straight into the rest room... At that moment, I had already decided three things...
1.
I will tell the whole world that
Little Dragon Girl and corpses are not allowed to be hung up...
2.
This time I will give the girl an extra hundred dollars,
not a tip,
but a condolence payment,
for peace of mind.
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