The Lewd Monk in the Wuxia World 1-2

Chapter 1

"Hoo..." Our protagonist exhaled a long puff of smoke, sitting dejectedly on the curb, smoking in
silence. It had been five months since he graduated, and as expected, graduation meant unemployment—another failed job interview
. This was his 99th failed interview. Five months without work had nearly depleted his meager
savings.

He took out his wallet and carefully counted the money: only 113.6 yuan. Today
was rent payment day. The rent wasn't much, 500 yuan a month, but it was just an old house in the suburbs; he
couldn't afford a better place. He knew without a doubt that his 280-pound landlady
was playing mahjong at the convenience store across the street, waiting for him to come back for the rent.

This was why our protagonist dared not go back and could only sit on the curb smoking in silence. In fact,
the landlady had already hinted that if he really couldn't afford the rent, he could pay with his body, but thinking of her 280
-pound "sexy" body only made him more worried.

"Sigh, looks like I can't go back. Luckily, I don't have anything valuable, just a little over 100 yuan.
After dinner, I can find a small hotel to sleep in. I'll try my luck at other companies tomorrow. Maybe
I'll find a job tomorrow. Then I can use my charm to get the landlady to pay a month's rent on time."

Thinking of this, he felt a little happy. "Mwah," he took out the only 100-yuan bill from his wallet and
kissed it.

So, as the saying goes, good fortune never comes in pairs, and misfortunes never come singly. It's also said that when God closes a door, he'll also close
a window. Sure enough, upon closer inspection, the 100-yuan bill looked even
happier than he did.

"Phew..." After finishing his last puff of cigarette, our protagonist fell into deep thought. "What should I do now?"

The protagonist was squatting right in front of a manhole cover, so he casually threw his cigarette butt down the hole
.

"Boom..." Everyone heard it—an explosion! The manhole cover, connected to the septic tank, had
been ignited by the protagonist's cigarette butt. The protagonist was stunned as he watched the manhole cover fly through the air. In a flash, a dark shadow
flew into his slightly open mouth—it was someone's undigested shrimp, stuck right in his trachea. And just like
that, our protagonist became the first person in the history of this lewd city to die in such a disgusting way.

What? Why didn't anyone on the street save him? Don't forget, dear readers, our protagonist blew up
the septic tank! Within a 15-meter radius of him, there was a foul-smelling, yellowish, unidentified liquid. Would
you dare to go and save him?

By now, you probably know our protagonist is about to transmigrate. Although the way he transmigrates is disgusting,
it's still different from other transmigrators.

Before we begin writing about the protagonist's awesome (and lustful) transmigration journey, we need to introduce our
protagonist first, after all, we can't keep using him to pad the word count.

Undoubtedly, the protagonist is an orphan. According to Grandpa Dong, the orphanage director who found him at the gate of the orphanage in Secheng
, it was an ordinary yet extraordinary night 19 years ago. Ordinary because Grandpa Dong was
enjoying the cool evening air in the courtyard, just like countless other nights before; extraordinary because he suddenly saw a golden dragon land
outside the orphanage gate. He quickly opened the gate to investigate and found the protagonist, still in swaddling clothes, right there.

And so, our protagonist settled in the Secheng Orphanage, taking Grandpa Dong's surname, Dong. Because he
saw a golden dragon land the night he was found, Grandpa Dong named him Dong Yitiao!

That's right, our protagonist is called Dong Yitiao. Dong Yitiao grew up uneventfully, then
went to an ordinary second-tier university in Secheng, majoring in pager repair (who knows why this major still exists
; maybe it wasn't abolished before). Now you know why he couldn't find a job. This major had only
five unlucky students, all of whom were assigned there. Even more tragically, the major
was discontinued after these five students entered their second year.

The only thing about Dong Yitiao that resembled a protagonist was the two martial arts skills taught to him by Dean Dong: one
was a nameless, untrained martial art called "Horizontal Training," which Dean Dong learned from a 1960 martial arts textbook; the other
was his family's Iron Crotch Kung Fu. Dean Dong had worked as a gatekeeper at Liancheng University in his youth and had a
rather eventful (and somewhat scandalous) experience, which I won't go into here. Those interested can watch "University Gatekeeper
Old Dong" (manual sarcasm). Dong Yitiao diligently practiced these two martial arts for over a decade, but unfortunately, he never got
to use either one, dying at the hands of a shrimp. Later, after news reports, the not-so-famous crosstalk comedian Guo Degang even
adapted a crosstalk routine based on his experience.

Now, having introduced the protagonist, let's officially begin his transmigration and erotic journey. For
convenience, I will use the first person from now on.

"My name is Wang Dachui, oops, I mean Dong Yitiao. I'm panicking right now. When I woke up, I found myself transformed into
someone else—to be precise, a young Shaolin monk with the Dharma name Jiese. I know I've definitely transmigrated
, but why haven't I received any of the original owner's memories? Now I'm too afraid to say a word, and
when I chant sutras, I can only hum incoherently. But my roommate Jiechen told me that there are only 5 days left until the big exam,
and if I can't memorize the sutras, I'll be punished by cleaning the outhouse. You might think cleaning the outhouse isn't a
big deal, you won't die, but you have to understand, this is ancient times! There's no toilet paper in the outhouse, you use
the legendary toilet sticks, which are basically just bamboo strips used to scrape. The worst part is that these things are reusable,
can you believe it? You have to wash them every day!" Dong Yitiao felt like he was living a life worse than death whenever he thought about this.

"Wait, aren't all transmigrators supposed to have cheat codes? Why don't I have one? Grandpa, grandpa, are you there
? System, system, system..."

"Beep... The Transmigrated System, choked to death by shrimp in a blown-up septic tank, is at your service. You can call me
the Shrimp System."

"What the hell??? What kind of weird name is this? System, what functions do you have?" "

Points allocation. The only function of this system is to help the host allocate points to quickly master the martial
arts they practice. The host can open the data page to view it." "Okay, open."

Host: Dong Yitiao (Abstinence)

Martial Arts Skills Learned: Nameless Horizontal Training 3 (Adds 5% defense for every 1 point)
Iron Crotch Skill 4 (Adds 5 minutes of sexual stamina for every 1 point, freely controllable; Adds 20ml of ejaculate for every 1 point
, freely controllable)
Remaining Points: 0
Achievement: Because I blew up a septic tank in my past life, I obtained the achievement "Shit-Blowing Maniac." Activating this achievement increases attack power
by 10%, reduces female favorability by 20%, and randomly emits a stench of feces (Young man, you're
the smelliest kid on this septic tank).

I finished reading the information with a black line on my face, ignoring the system's comments, it was simple and clear at a glance.

Lu Xun once said that money can solve 99% of troubles, but he didn't say how to get money.

"I know how to add points, but why aren't I getting them?"

"That's simple. This system is custom-designed for a pornographic city, so all you need to do is keep sleeping with women.
The more famous the woman, the more points she gives.

" "But I'm a monk now?!"

"That's right. Host, please escape Shaolin Temple as soon as possible and go roam the martial world!"

Suddenly, a commotion erupted outside. "Help! The Demonic Sect is attacking!"

I rushed out and grabbed a passing monk. "Senior brother, what's going on?"

"The Demonic Cult leader, Dongfang Bubai, has led his bastards to attack the mountain gate!" "Quick, put out the fire!" Just then
, shouts came from the Scripture Pavilion. It turned out the Demonic Cult had set the pavilion ablaze. I thought to myself, "Those ahead are all tough guys
. I'd better go to the Scripture Pavilion and see if I can sneak in and steal a couple of manuals."

Arriving at the Scripture Pavilion, I found many monks trying to salvage the scriptures and manuals. The thieves who had set the fire had already been killed. I
quickly joined in the rescue efforts, but unfortunately, several monks from the Discipline Hall were supervising, preventing me from hiding the manuals.
Just then, several men in black flew in, killing anyone they saw. Several of my fellow disciples from the Discipline Hall rushed forward and
fought them. Taking advantage of this opportunity, I quickly stole a few manuals and put them in my pocket, then scattered and
fled with the others.

This time, I escaped from Shaolin Temple directly through a side path. After changing clothes, I ran for a day and a night until I arrived at a small town.
After settling in, I retrieved the stolen martial arts manuals—three in total: *Golden Bell Cover*, *Crossing the River on a Reed*, and *Diamond Palm*.
Unfortunately, after the system absorbed them, I couldn't practice any of them because I didn't have enough points.

I put down the manuals and went out to inquire around. It turned out this was Jingzhou, and the prefect of Jingzhou was named
Ling Tuisi. He had a daughter named Ling Shuanghua. Isn't this *The Legend of the Condor Heroes*?

Chapter Two

Ling Shuanghua is definitely a beauty. Otherwise, how could she have bewitched Ding Dian so completely? I've decided,
her first target will be her. Ling Shuanghua is easy to get; after all, she doesn't know martial arts and is just a weak woman. I
can even force myself on her. Ding Dian is currently imprisoned with his collarbone pierced, but he still has Ling Tuisi by his side.

Ling Tuisi was originally the leader of the Longsha Gang, and later became the prefect of Jingzhou. To become the leader of a gang, he must
possess considerable martial arts skills. With my mediocre skills, I definitely can't beat him. No, I have to get him
away from Ling Shuanghua.

The only way now is to use the treasure to lure Ling Tuisi away. Anyway, I have no use for the treasure. Thinking
this, I inquired about the location of the temple outside the city, and under cover of darkness, I went out and took some treasure from the treasure chest.
I found a place, dug a pit, and buried it. I also put several treasure maps I made myself inside. The next day, after returning to the city, I masked myself and bribed
some beggars to spread the word that Emperor Liang Wu's treasure had appeared in the forest on the eastern outskirts of Jingzhou.
Ling Tuisi and some martial arts figures, having heard the news, rushed there and indeed found a chest of treasure. After being poisoned to death by more than ten
people, they finally managed to grab some treasure and a treasure map. Now, no one doubted the authenticity of the treasure map anymore
, and everyone followed it.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, I sneaked down to Ling Shuanghua's boudoir. On the balcony sat a pot of chrysanthemums,
the very symbol of Ling Shuanghua and Ding Dian's promise. I secretly poked a small hole in the window paper and peeked inside. There sat a
stunningly beautiful woman in a white top and light green skirt, sitting on the edge of the bed, her eyes glazed over, her brows slightly furrowed,
lost in thought.

Seeing this, I quietly took out the sleeping powder I had bought earlier and gently blew it into the room. In no time, Ling Shuanghua
fainted on the bed. I immediately jumped into the room, locked the doors and windows, and went to the bedside. My hand immediately pressed against
one of Ling Shuanghua's breasts (forgive my impatience; I've been single for 19 years, and I was afraid of being discovered,
so I had to hurry).

"Such big, soft breasts," I exclaimed softly, immediately starting to remove Ling Shuanghua's top. As
the top slid down, her two jade-white breasts were revealed, like two jade bowls placed on her body
, even trembling slightly. It was exactly the shape I loved, making my nose bleed.

I couldn't hold back any longer, and I quickly pulled off her skirt and panties,
revealing a pair of ivory-like jade legs. The skin was crystal clear, and the veins were clearly visible. Her legs were tightly closed,
without even a gap. Following the legs, a small patch of dark jade-like pubic hair was neatly arranged.

I gently parted her thighs; her labia were tightly closed, with only a thin slit in the middle, completely obscuring
her labia minora. There wasn't a single hair on either side of her labia majora. I immediately stripped off my clothes, my 20cm
penis erect, and pounced on her. I first brought my head to her crotch, using my skillful tongue to open her closed
labia.

My tongue flicked upwards, touching her clitoris. Although Ling Shuanghua was still
unconscious, her body trembled, and she let out a faint "ooh." This showed
how much stimulation I had given her. After all, she was a virgin; she wouldn't even dare
touch her private parts with her own fingers, let alone have them licked by me.

As I licked her haphazardly, I clearly felt her previously dry vagina immediately become wet. Not wanting
to linger, I immediately got up, guided my large penis to her vagina, aimed the glans, took a deep breath, and slowly
pressed down. The glans had barely entered when it touched a thin membrane. I touched Ling Shuanghua
's face with one hand, and brought my mouth to her breasts, sucking on one nipple.

One hand supported her plump, smooth buttocks, and with a thrust of my hips, my large glans broke through her hymen,
plunging my 20cm penis all the way in. Immediately after entering, I felt her vaginal opening
envelop my penis in rings of flesh. The pleasure was so intense I almost ejaculated inside. No wonder it was a virgin's vagina!
Luckily, I held my breath at the crucial moment, otherwise I would have been utterly humiliated.

The instant I entered, Ling Shuanghua groaned in pain and slowly
opened her eyes. The pain had somewhat dispelled the effects of the sleeping potion, allowing her to wake up. However, she was still
weak all over, as if drunk. Seeing me naked on top of her, and feeling the pain in her vagina
, she understood what had happened, and tears welled in her eyes.

"Who are you? No, no..." Ling Shuanghua whispered, pushing against my
chest with both hands, but she couldn't muster much strength and couldn't move me. Seeing her humiliated
appearance only excited me more.

"Miss Ling, don't waste your energy. I've already taken your virginity. Anyway, you
can't resist now, so just enjoy it." Saying this, I became even more excited. My large penis, still inserted in her vagina
, swelled up. At this point, my desire to ejaculate had disappeared, so I cupped Ling Shuanghua's white
buttocks with both hands, and began to thrust my penis vigorously into her vagina.

"Mmm, ah, no, ah, ah, no," Ling Shuanghua's eyes were hazy, she moaned "no," her face
flushed, and her vagina began to convulse. She actually had her first orgasm after dozens of my vigorous thrusts.

"Feels good, doesn't it? I never thought Ding Dian's favorite girl would be such a shameless slut. Tell me, aren't you
a slut, a prostitute?"

"No, um, Brother Ding, Shuanghua isn't a slut, not a prostitute." "You still say you're not a slut? You
're being raped right now! You've already orgasmed after just a few dozen thrusts. Even the cheapest prostitute in the city isn't as
cheap as you." Saying this, I completely ignored her recent orgasm and continued to thrust vigorously.

"Um, no, ahhhhh, I'm not, ah, be gentle, ah, ah, ah!"

Seeing her wanton appearance, I couldn't help but kiss her lips, my tongue darting into her mouth
, teasing her delicate tongue, exchanging saliva wildly. Ling Shuanghua even tried to bite me with her teeth,
but she had no strength, which only excited me more.

I kissed her small mouth, squeezing her tender breasts in my hands, my big cock thrusting in and out of her vagina.

"Ah..." Ling Shuanghua had her second orgasm. She had two orgasms in just 10 minutes,
showing how intense the stimulation from my large penis was.

Seeing her orgasm again, I stopped, pulled out my penis, turned her over, and made her kneel
on the bed, her buttocks raised high. Her buttocks were full and shapely like a full moon, her vulva slightly parted, with
a few drops of fluid flowing down her legs—a truly lewd sight.

Without hesitation, I guided my penis and thrust it in. With a muffled groan, I was fully inside.
This position allowed for deeper penetration; the head of my penis felt against a soft mass of flesh. I had reached her cervix
. I lowered myself, grasped her two round breasts with both hands, and began to thrust like a pile driver
. Ling Shuanghua lay on her side on the pillow, drooling uncontrollably as I fucked her.

We continued thrusting like this for over ten minutes. With Ling Shuanghua's third orgasm, I felt myself about to ejaculate.
"Ah, I'm going to cum, Miss Ling, I'm going to cum inside your uterus, make you pregnant with my child, and make Ding Dian
a cuckold, ah... I'm coming!" With a loud shout, I thrust my penis as deep as I could into her vagina,
ejaculating seven or eight times right at her cervix, all of it going into her uterus, making her belly slightly bulge
.

"No! Waaah, I don't want to get pregnant, I don't want to have your child, Brother Ding, save me, waaah
..."

"It's over, I've ejaculated all of it inside. Wait for the pregnancy. Take a short rest, there's
another round to come."

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