If you can understand this, then you're hopeless like me.

1.

After a shipwreck, one female passenger and ten male passengers drifted to a deserted island.

A month later, the woman committed suicide because she found the events of that month too disgusting.

A month later, they decided to bury her because they found the events of that month too disgusting.

A month later, they decided to dig her up because they found the events of that month too disgusting.

A month later, God resurrected the woman because he found the events of those months too disgusting.

2.

A grown man came to a hotel and saw many beautiful cars in the garage. He asked the owner, "Why are there so many beautiful cars?" The owner told him, "I have a five-year-old son. He does three things. If you can do them, you can choose any car you want to drive away. If you can't, you can leave your car here. Many people can't do them, so..." The man thought

, "If a five-year-old can do it, surely he can," and decided to give it a try. The boss took him to a room where there was a beautiful naked woman. The child went over and kissed her, and the boy did the same. Then the child went over and touched the woman's whole body, and the boy did the same. The third thing the child did was take out his penis and bend it three times...

3:

A man lived in seclusion in the mountains. One day, he lay naked in the grass to rest. Suddenly, a little girl picking mushrooms came: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5..." She eventually gave up and left. The man was very pleased.

The next day, he slept naked there again, and a little bear picking mushrooms came: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5... 6, 7, 8..."

4:

It is said that Snow White and Pinocchio lived in a big forest. One day, Snow White finally couldn't stand the loneliness, grabbed Pinocchio's head and squeezed it between her legs, saying, "Tell the truth, tell a lie, tell the truth again, tell a lie again..." She said this a thousand times before she finally let Pinocchio go.

5.

Two fishermen were fishing on the beach. One day, one fisherman caught a mermaid. From the tail up, she was a stunningly beautiful woman, but the fisherman thought for a moment and released her. The other fisherman was puzzled and asked, "Why?" The first fisherman shrugged and replied, "How?"

6. Donation

A man and a woman met at a donation center and started chatting.

The woman said, "I'm here to donate blood; they'll pay me five dollars."

The man said, "I'm here to donate sperm; they'll pay me fifty dollars."

The woman thought about it for a long time. Then they parted ways.

A few months later, they met again at the donation center. The man greeted her, "Hi, here to donate blood again?"

The woman kept her mouth tightly shut, shaking her head and making "woo-woo" sounds…

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