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Campus drunken theft of herbs lihuanpp 

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Graduation is just around the corner, but he hasn't managed to date a single hot female student yet. When he sees a sexy girl, he turns red in the face and can't speak. He can only tell his second brother, "You fucking hold back."
Sigh! People like us, with lustful desires but no courage, can only watch helplessly as those guys grab pretty girls' sexy breasts and shamelessly flirt in the school woods. Often, when we have nothing else to do, we just camp out in the woods watching live porn.
It's another weekend, and I'm bored. Internet cafes are my best way to pass the time. I was engrossed in a game when the phone rang: "Little Grass, where are you?"
I knew it was K's voice the moment I heard it. "Damn it, you don't even know where I am? Are you even my buddy?" I yelled as I answered the phone.
On another note, what kind of buddy am I to him? He thinks he's rich, looks down on people like they're dogs, and even used money to win over the prettiest girl in our class as his girlfriend. He's always talking about "my class beauty" and "my Lili." I really want to smash a basin in his face.
However, his girlfriend, Xiaoli, is quite pretty. She has fair skin, a petite figure, and a curvaceous body. She also has long, beautiful legs, and when she walks, her high, pert buttocks sway back and forth, making people's hearts itch.
Once, when I was going upstairs, I accidentally bumped into his books at the corner and scattered them all over the floor. I apologized repeatedly and squatted down with him to pick them up.
But when I glanced up, I saw what was underneath her denim skirt—holy crap, a lace thong! The thong had practically become a thin string embedded in her pink, juicy labia, her pubic hair glistening with clear, glistening fluid. Her labia opened and closed with the movement of her picking up the book, waving merrily at me. My mind went blank: she'd just finished masturbating, and she still looked like an innocent beauty. I really wanted to pounce on her and fuck her hard.
After that, I often tried to get close to her to please her and take advantage of her. Of course, I couldn't let Xiao K see it. As for my purpose, a man only has one purpose when he gets close to a woman.
Thinking of this, I casually asked, "What kinds are there? I can't bring women along; it'll be awkward drinking with people I don't know!"
Little K said, "Hey, the girls are fine. Xiao Li has a few female classmates. I'll play matchmaker for you, get it?"
I chuckled to myself, "As long as that little slut is here, everything will be fine!" When someone's drunk, it's normal for them to touch or bump into you! So I pretended to be quite unhappy and agreed.
...When I arrived at the hotel, almost everyone had arrived, and the first thing I saw upon entering was the eye-catching Xiao Li.
Today she wore a long-sleeved V-neck shirt with jeans. Because the neckline was so low, Xiaoli's fair and full breasts were clearly visible. Combined with her sweet smile, she looked both sunny and sexy.
When Xiaoli saw me arrive, a bright smile graced her pretty face. She put her hands on her hips, her full, delicate breasts held high, and shouted, "You little brat, you've kept us waiting! If you hadn't come soon, we could have eaten first!"
Looking at his full and tender breasts, I couldn't help but think, "If I could eat those fat pieces on your chest, I'd rather not eat anything." That's what I was thinking, but I still said, "Haha, sorry everyone, there was a traffic jam on the way."
Someone said, "No problem, let's have a drink first."
Fearing they would keep making me drink as punishment, I quickly said, "Okay, okay, I'll punish myself with two drinks, alright?" Everyone laughed and said I knew what I was doing.
After a round of drinks, everyone was so drunk that they could barely speak, while I only had a little. I had been urging them to drink while I was only drinking tea, so I figured it was my turn.
Sure enough, not long after, Xiao Li staggered out, and I quickly got up and chased after him, pretending to have a lisp, and asked, "Xiao...Xiao...Xiao Li! Where are you going?"
Xiao Li said coquettishly, "What...is it that you're coming along to the...side...room, sister?"
I chuckled and said, "Oh! What a coincidence! We're going the same way, let's go together."
Before he could answer, I pushed her out of the private room. Xiao Li had indeed drunk a lot; she was staggering as she walked, her round, smooth buttocks swaying from side to side in front of me. My penis was painfully erect. I pretended to be unable to walk, reaching out to put my hand on Xiao Li's shoulder, then my hand fell to her chest. Smelling the fragrance on Xiao Li's body and feeling her body temperature, I said, "I'm so... dizzy. Help me."
I suddenly fell backward, and she quickly grabbed my arm. My hand grasped Xiaoli's full, perky breasts, soft and tight. I wanted to die at that moment!
"Hey, Little Grass, your hand is hurting me!" Little Li exclaimed.
I mumbled, "I can't walk... I can't walk anymore!" I also gave her a couple of squeezes on her smooth breasts.
Xiao Li retorted angrily, "Who... told you to drink... so much alcohol!"
I pretended to have a lisp and said, "Oh dear, we're almost graduating, so we won't have many more chances to get together."
Xiao Li was supporting me, completely unaware that my head was almost touching her beautiful breasts. I opened my eyes and could see her pink, full breasts encased in her V-neck shirt. I couldn't help but stick out my tongue and lick her lips, but then I heard her say, "Don't spit on my clothes, they're brand new." I licked my lips and mumbled, "Mmm...mmm..."
As we reached the restroom, an idea suddenly struck me. "Xiao...Li, I...can't walk anymore, help me in. I'm too weak...quickly help me pull down my zipper, I can't hold it in anymore."
Xiao Li said, "You...you want to...die? I'm a woman!"
Regardless of whether she agreed or not, I grabbed her shoulders and stumbled into the men's restroom.
She had no choice but to help me to the urinal. We stood there for a long time, and Xiao Li, seeing I wasn't responding, muttered, "Xiao Cao, what's going on... it's been... so long and it's still not over?"
I gasped, "My hands... I have no strength. I can't get them out, what should I do? I can't hold it in any longer."
Xiao Li laughed and said, "Serves you right, you let everyone see your ugly face every day."
I tentatively said, "Xiao Li, hurry, I really can't hold it in anymore, can you help me with my penis?" I deliberately spoke very bluntly to test her reaction. #$%^&()wrtfxcvo
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Xiao Li said a little angrily, "How could you speak so rudely? Making a girl carry that thing for you, how embarrassing would that be if word got out?" Luckily, she was only concerned about what others thought and wasn't really angry.
I pretended to be in a lot of pain and couldn't get my penis out. Maybe Xiaoli couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Okay... take your hand away, I'll help you."
A soft, warm little hand gently grasped my swollen penis. Perhaps because she had been drinking, Xiaoli didn't realize that my penis was unusual.
While Xiaoli's grip wasn't too tight, I moved my hips, my large glans sliding across her small, tender hand, trembling slightly with each touch. What's it like to have a pure, beautiful girl give you a handjob?
Xiao Li mumbled incoherently, "Don't move! Is it ever over?"
I replied happily, "It'll be ready soon, it'll be ready soon, just a little longer."
Just as I was feeling happy, I heard someone walking towards the restroom down the corridor. I quickly grabbed Xiaoli's hand and said, "Okay, I'm done." Then I helped Xiaoli to the door of the women's restroom and let her go inside.
Back in the private room, perhaps due to the alcohol, Xiao Li collapsed to the floor the moment she stepped inside, and didn't move again. Not wanting to pass up a good opportunity, I squatted down on Xiao Li's soft buttocks, my penis erect, and hugged her beautiful breasts, shouting loudly, "Xiao...Li, the floor is dirty, get up!"
As he spoke, he pressed his penis close to Xiaoli's round buttocks, the glans rubbing back and forth between her small, round buttocks, feeling the fleshy texture and elasticity of her pink buttocks. Meanwhile, the people inside had already drunk their fill, and no one stood up to help.
Little K laughed loudly, "Look at that idiot, he actually sat on Xiao Li and even tried to pick her up, hahaha..."
Laughter filled the private room. I thought to myself, "Laugh all you want, you idiot. Can't you see I'm fucking your girl? I'll talk to you later when I've had my fill."
Then he chuckled, gently kneading Xiaoli's pert breasts with his hands while pressing his penis hard against her pink buttocks, as if determined to push his penis into Xiaoli's vagina.
A short while later, I woke Xiaoli up. I immediately got up and helped her sit in a chair. Poor me, my erection was on the verge of exploding, and I was cursing inwardly: Why did she have to wake up now? What am I supposed to do now… Once we got outside the hotel, everyone had sobered up a bit, and the group went to sing karaoke. I really don't like singing, but everyone dragged me along. Anyway, I'd be bored alone back home, so I figured I might as well just watch a bunch of dogs barking.
...Just as I sat down in the private room, that kid K brought out several dozen beers again. Damn, is this ever going to end? I quickly pretended to be asleep. Looking down, I saw Xiao Li with her butt sticking out towards me. Although the KTV room was dimly lit, it didn't stop me. A black lace thong couldn't completely cover her thick, soft pubic hair, and I could vaguely see her plump, alluring labia. She kept swaying her shapely buttocks, as if saying, "Come on, fuck me." I put my hand on my penis and...
He squeezed her breasts, fantasizing about his penis pushing open her thong and into her plump, juicy pussy… Watching Xiao Li and the others drinking and singing, he had an idea. He pretended to be uncomfortable and moved his body towards Xiao Li's corner, waiting for his chance. After a while, two more people returned to the karaoke room. There weren't enough seats, and seeing that I was taking up three seats by myself, they straightened my upper body. I took the opportunity to spread my legs wide and occupy two seats, secretly pleased as I watched Xiao Li drinking with others.
A moment later, Xiaoli's plump buttocks swayed back as she plopped down on my lap. Damn, it hurt so much I almost cried. Perhaps sensing that she had sat on someone, Xiaoli stood up, looked back, saw it was me, and then mumbled, "Xiaocao, how... how did you sit here? You even... took... my seat."
She called out a few times, but I didn't respond. She tried to pull me up, but I sprang back, and her soft hand pressed down on my penis, making me curse in pain. Seeing there was no way to stop her, I knew I couldn't do that again; what if she knocked me down one day? Then I heard Xiaoli shout, "If you...don't get up, I'll...I'll...sit on you!" Helpless, Xiaoli gently sat on my lap and began to sing, her words muffled.
This is your choice, not your seat, so don't blame me. Maybe everyone's had too much to drink, because my attendance rate isn't high, and everyone has completely forgotten I exist. I've become Xiaoli's personal seat, experiencing both pain and pleasure.
While Xiaoli alternated between standing and sitting, I slowly backed down, my penis successfully approaching the bottom of her high, pert buttocks. As her plump buttocks lowered, I felt my penis sink into her delicate, high-pert cleft, constantly squeezing it!
Xiao Li was completely unaware, her little bottom swaying back and forth on my penis, singing happily. Taking advantage of Xiao Li getting up, I quickly freed my penis, and she cooperated quite well, sitting on top of me. With two layers removed, the realism was even stronger. They say desire is evil, and I'm becoming more and more unsatisfied. When can I have some intimate contact?
Xiaoli's voice was already beautiful, and when she sang, it had a cute tone that was very pleasant to listen to. Everyone in the private room cheered for her. Whenever she sang the climax of a song, she would even bend over and stick out her buttocks.
Finally, as she bent over, my penis slid into her denim skirt. After removing the thick denim skirt, it finally pressed against Xiaoli's plump, perky buttocks. The sexy thong could be completely ignored. Her elastic, pink buttocks kept squeezing my penis. I could vaguely feel liquid sliding at the base of my penis. My penis was so hard it was almost painful, and I wanted nothing more than to flip this slut over and have a good fucking.
Just then, they heard Little K slurring, "Okay...okay...don't tire out my Xiao Li. After we finish the last song, everyone can go home. It's already 1 a.m., let's go back to sleep!"
Damn, now I finally understand what "time flies" means. I really want to slap K unconscious. He's so damn unlucky.
But the last song really got me blown away. I don't know which idiot ordered a love song, but everyone insisted on listening to Xiao Li sing it, and Xiao Li, emboldened by the alcohol, boasted, "What's so great about it? I'll sing it!"
I'll show you what a real "moaning dance" is!
My darling, you're so amazing! Hurry up and put your body on me, make me moan and scream like a madman. See how it is? The ghost head is hovering, my slutty fluid is flowing out, hurry up and put your penis in, let me fuck you until you jump up. This isn't my forte, let me eat a bowl of spicy hot pot to enhance my libido. See how it is, using my elephant...
Add another popsicle, the hot and cold sensation will feel amazing when you insert it. Think about it carefully, look at all that juices on the floor. I beg you to touch me, I beg you to fuck me to death. If I really can't take it, I'll add some more ice and fire. I shrink back, look at that position, I want to keep going. Please don't tell me to stop. If I really can't take some medicine, let's have sex until dawn. The shadow is surging, I feel like I'm going to make love. Xiao Li is singing, one hand is gesturing on her full and tender breasts, her body is constantly twisting her hips back and forth, her smooth and tender buttocks are frequently squeezing and impacting my penis, I feel like I am fucking her. Listening to her and the sounds of the bed, I really can't help it, I cooperate with her, thrusting my body and moving my lower body, imagining that my glans has separated the two tender and smooth moist labia, squeezing into the wet and hot smooth labia, straight to the flower core.
Xiao Li cried out several times in succession: "Ah...ah...harder, ah...ah...let me feel your strength, fuck me."
Under this stimulation, I soon felt my glans swell with an unusual tingling and numbness. At the same time, Xiaoli reached her climax; my glans swelled violently, and my ejaculation was released, large gushes of semen spraying into her denim skirt. It was the first time I had ejaculated under these circumstances, and it lasted for several tens of seconds. Then I felt a wave of exhaustion, as if I had just had a vigorous session with her.
Everyone blushed as they listened, probably fantasizing about having sex with Xiaoli. But they never expected Xiaoli to actually perform anal sex on me right in front of them, and even ejaculate several times onto her shapely buttocks and skirt.
After Xiao K paid the bill, everyone got up and walked out one after another. I pushed the drunken Xiao Li up, feeling her smooth, plump buttocks full of semen one last time, then put my penis back in my pants. While thinking about how to clean the semen off Xiao Li's beautiful buttocks, I helped her out of the KTV.
K saw Xiao Li rush over and take it. Oh no, what about the semen on Xiao Li? It's good she didn't notice, but if she takes off her skirt when we get back, I'll definitely be the prime suspect. Just as I was worrying, I heard a scream from the crowd. Looking closer, I realized, well, I don't need to worry about the semen anymore. It turned out that K and Xiao Li had accidentally fallen to the ground and knocked over a bucket of mop water at the entrance of the karaoke bar, and the water had seeped into Xiao Li's denim skirt.
Heaven is on my side! Thinking of this, I couldn't help but hum a song: I laugh triumphantly, I laugh triumphantly.
P.S.: Many women, when with men, think they are very attractive and act without any scruples. Men are wolves; given a chance, they might be taken advantage of without even realizing it.
【over】

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