Hilarious and silly couples

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1. Girl: "If I slept next to you, what would you do?"
Boy: "I'd tuck you in."
Girl: "And if Lin Chi-ling slept next to you, what would you do?
" Boy: "Yes, yes!"
2. I was on the subway and overheard a couple talking.
Girl: "Honey, do you think I look cute when I'm being cute?"
Boy glanced at her and said: "Only when you're pretty is it called being cute. What you're doing is being a dork!"
3. I was walking with my girlfriend, and we were talking about her mother. I asked her what her mother's name was, and she said xxx.
I immediately recognized the name, thought for a while, then slapped my thigh and exclaimed, "I finally remember! That's why the name sounded so familiar. Isn't xxx your mom?" "
Girlfriend...
4. Man: Your Majesty, would you prefer me to be a loyal minister or a virtuous minister?
Woman: What's the difference?
Man: A loyal minister only does what he believes is right! And Liangchen is someone you can't afford to offend!
Woman...
5. My girlfriend has small breasts, how do I comfort her?
a: You're so beautiful, imagine how amazing it would be if you had big breasts!
b: Flat but real.
c: When your parents entrusted you to me, you were still like a child, so I'll raise you myself!
d: Reach out, brush your black hair, sweep your earlobe, trace your cheek, and gently lift your chin: 'But your face is big!'"

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