Pranks and jokes about Children's Day

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1. Cool Version: Look at this guy's outfit! Did he buy it for Children's Day? The hat is a Yuan Shikai silver dollar, the shirt is a Big Bad Wolf shirt, the pants are Pleasant Goat pants, the socks are Monte Cristo socks, the backpack is a Mimi backpack, the belt is a Leo Le belt, and the shoes are Kawani shoes...
2. The "Just Passing By" version: What are you guys doing? Celebrating a holiday? What holiday? Children's Day? Then take me with you, I'm just killing time anyway.
3. Threatening version: Don't be ungrateful. Today is Children's Day, whether you like it or not. If you dare to say a word against it, I'll make sure you don't get any pocket money for six months!
4. Taobao version: Dear, you have great taste! Dear, this is a limited edition for Children's Day! Dear, this is already the lowest price after the discount! Dear, it's Children's Day today, so I'll give you a lollipop as a bonus! Dear, you must leave a good review! Dear, you don't have Alipay? No online banking? Dear, it's not all free...
5. Mobile Customer Service Version: Dear student, welcome to China Mobile customer service hotline. Kindergarten students please press 1, primary school students please press 2, junior high school students please press 3, and students over 14 years old please hang up!
6. Cute Version: I haven't celebrated Children's Day for 12 months! I really want to celebrate Children's Day again! But everyone says I'm too old! What should I do? It seems impossible to go back to elementary school from middle school! If I change my age on my household registration to be younger, I'm afraid my parents will beat me up!
7. Princess Pearl version: There is a holiday where I don't have to study and I can have a blast; there is a holiday that brings me endless laughter and turns me into Pleasant Goat.
8. Let the Bullets Fly version: Which do you think is more important to me, homework or holidays? Actually, neither is important. Not having to do homework and just having holidays is the most important thing to me!

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