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Surprised by the composition written by a primary school student 

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The weather is so nice today. The sun is shining brightly, and there isn't a cloud in the sky—perfect for being outdoors. Early this morning, my doting father and wifely mother were busy making breakfast, calling me to eat before I went to school.
When I arrived at school, I greeted the young girl on duty at the school gate, and then went to the classroom to start my morning reading.
This morning we read in English. My English level is considered quite good in the class. I know some common colloquialisms like "hyeah," "eon," and "harder" even without learning them. My classmates admire me a lot.
Our English teacher came in the morning to check our memorization of English. She's quite old. "Good morning, Teacher Renma."
The teacher glared at me, I don't know why.
How do you say "so many" in English?
“Sm, somany,” I said. I like to use the abbreviation of phrases to show that I have a good grasp of them.
So I was punished by standing during English class, and I still don't know why. I finally made it to the end of the second period, and my classmates and I went out to the convenience store to buy some snacks.
"Give me a cup of huge breasts."
The sales clerk ignored me.
"I want a large cup of milk."
They still ignored me.
"A large glass of milk."
He seemed to understand and gave me a glass of milk.
Milk is so delicious.
The third period was Chinese class, and everyone liked this mature female teacher. She asked me to come to the front of the class and recite ancient poems from memory.
"A waterfall plunges three thousand feet, as if the Yellow River were falling from the ninth heaven." So I was punished by standing in the corner during Chinese class again. Was it really that serious to misspell a word? All these teachers are praising me, I thought.
I stood there until the end of get out of class, and I didn't have the energy to go to the last PE class, but when I thought of the short, dark-skinned, and powerfully built PE teacher, I still had to go.
The physical education class practice involved two people being bound together, which was essentially two people with three legs.
Teacher Giant Cannon took out some equipment and had us pair up and tie one of our legs together.
I asked the teacher, "Should we tie it in a braided knot or a thong? Should the rope go through my pants?" Teacher Jupao was very kind; instead of making me stand as punishment, he made me run laps around the playground.
While everyone else had finished their activities, I was still running laps, humiliated and soaked with sweat and tears.
Finally, get out of class was over, and my humiliating morning was over. The afternoon was for visiting the greenhouse. We took the school bus to the nearby greenhouse, and when we arrived, my comrades rushed off like wolves on a tram.
Then we lined up to visit.
There's only one old man growing flowers, but we have many comrades—one against more than 200. He must be working very hard.
We've visited this place before, and I remember many of the voyeurs there who could see flowers that aren't normally allowed to be seen, such as the backyard flowers.
Those might be chrysanthemums, I think. Those chrysanthemums always droop their heads, like they're in a 69 position.
At 6 PM, we finished our visit and returned to school. Our female counselor, who was wearing stockings, asked us to write a post-visit report. This young woman was very pretty, and we happily complied.
When I got home, my sister Su Nu called me: "Little brother, go wash your hands and eat. I made sausages, they're really delicious."
But I don't like sausages. However, I didn't dare to disobey my queen-like older sister, so I had to eat obediently.

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