A really annoying brat

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1. When I was little, I was broke but craved roast chicken, so my friends and I would steal some from the roast chicken shop. Unfortunately, we were caught as soon as we reached in, and we ran away as fast as we could.
I ran home and counted them; I had picked a total of eight chicken legs.
2. I remember when I was little, my dad gave my older brother 3 yuan to buy Hademen cigarettes.
My brother hid one yuan and gave me two yuan to buy something. I spent 80 cents and bought Dad a 1.2-yuan box.
When we got home, my dad, smoking a cigarette, interrogated us two embezzlers!
3. "Sweetie, where did you go with Daddy today?"
"My aunt told me not to tell her."
4. I was playing Raiden 2 on my way to work this morning when a little kid sitting next to me excitedly pointed at me and said to his mom: "Mom, look! Uncle is playing with a plane!"
Holy crap, everyone on the bus was staring at me in shock. I froze. Then the little kid looked at me and said, "Uncle, hurry up and shoot..."
5. Son: A classmate got 100 on the test today, and the teacher rewarded him with lots of candy.
Dad: You have to work hard too. If you get a perfect score, you'll get a candy.
Son: I'm not stupid, I'm not going to get 100 points.
dad:…???
Son: His candy was snatched up by all the students in our class.

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