Several short jokes

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1. When I was younger, my junior classmate asked me to come to her house to fix her computer. I asked if she wanted me to bring a condom... and she hung up on me before I could even say the word "tool"...
Comment: It seems that in the junior sister's heart, "you" are rather lewd, hehe.
2. For the party, our performance was a chorus of "We Are All One Family." Before going on stage, our senior encouraged everyone, saying, "You must be calm like me and not be nervous." So, a dozen or so people marched onto the stage in unison. Our senior personally announced, "Next, we will present a chorus of songs for everyone, the name of which is 'We Are All One Family.'"
Comment: You must make things clear, especially in places with a lot of people.
3. In the early morning, Tang Sanzang woke up from his dream and found Sun Wukong kneeling in front of his bed. He asked, "Wukong, what's wrong?" Sun Wukong, with tears streaming down his face, said, "Master, I beg you, next time you talk in your sleep, please don't recite the Tightening-Headband Mantra, okay?"
Comment: It's because the eldest brother pronounces it so smoothly.
4. I usually buy window seats when I fly. Today, when I boarded the plane, I saw a young woman sitting in my seat. So I went up to her and politely asked, "Are you seat 36A?" To my surprise, she blushed and replied, "I...I'm seat 36B..."
Comment: Seize the opportunity, it seems you two games...
5. The boss's son was a habitual truant and lied. To remedy this, the boss bought an expensive lie detector robot. One day, the son came home late. Father: Where did you go? Son: The library. The robot slapped him. Son: I went to a classmate's house to watch porn. Father: How dare you! I've never seen anything like it in my life. The robot immediately slapped the father. The mother angrily scolded the father: Serves you right for being so harsh on your son. He's still your own flesh and blood! *Slap!* The robot slapped the mother hard across the face!
Comment: This robot knows too much...
6. "Yamaki President Resigns Due to Rape Scandal" -- Comment: Who is such a beast, even raping people in front of doors! "Tong Dawei's Wife Gives Birth to a Baby Girl" -- Comment: Who is Tong Dawei? So powerful! "Yukio Hatoyama Announces Resignation as Prime Minister of Japan" -- Comment: "My wife asked me, 'Why did Yukio announce Hatoyama's resignation?'"
Comment: It's scary to be uncultured, but that's how talented people are produced.
7. When I first graduated from university, I accidentally saw the general manager having sex with a young woman at work. I blushed furiously. When he saw me, he panicked and kept saying while pulling up his pants, "Come here, come here! Don't go, come here!" I quickly said, "I don't know how..."

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