The naughty child laughed so hard he bent over.

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1. A mother took her five-year-old son on the bus. The sun was blazing, and all the other seats were taken, so the mother found a window seat.
As soon as she sat down, her son said, "Mom, let's switch seats?"
"Why?"
"It's okay if I get a tan, but if you get a tan, you'll have to pay for beauty treatments!"
2. Once, my son was crying and wanted a toy. I casually picked up the toy's instructions and said, "It says this is for children aged 3-6. You're four, so you can't play with it."
My son silently put the toy back…
3. My niece and I were watching "Journey to the West."
I asked, "Why do the monsters faint every time Sun Wukong blows on them?"
My niece thought for a moment and said, "Because they haven't brushed their teeth for five hundred years, so they have bad breath! Mom says that not brushing your teeth will cause bad breath."
4. My family lives in the countryside. The yard is big, and the elderly like to dry things in it.
My nephew just ran to my mom crying and asked, "Grandma, what's the newspaper on the stool for?"
My mom said, "It's for drying chili peppers, what's wrong with that?"
My nephew said, "I used it to go to the toilet. Now my butt's on fire!"
5. I went to a small shop to buy a watermelon and also bought an ice pop. A little girl next to me kept staring at the ice pop in my hand.
I smiled and asked, "Little girl, do you want an ice pop?"
She said, "Yes."
I said, "Then say something nice, and I'll give it to you."
She said, "Husband."

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