Laughing Men and Women, Giving You the Coldest Surprise

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1. Woman: "Why do you keep yawning?"
Man: "I've heard that yawning is contagious."
Woman: "Then why did you infect me with this?"
Man: "Because I want to sleep with you."
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2. He asked her, "If you were hit on the head with an egg and a stone, what would hurt the most?"
She said, "Haha, of course my head hurts the most."
He shook his head: "My heart aches the most."
3. Woman: "Quit smoking. If you quit smoking, I'll agree to any condition you set."
Man: "Really? Then you should quit online shopping."
Woman: "Here, let me light it for you."
4. Today, a loser prepared a gift and flowers, saying: "This is my first time spending Qixi Festival with my goddess, I'm so nervous..."
Another loser next to him casually remarked: "Yeah, the seventh day after death is nerve-wracking!"
5. My domineering girlfriend embarrassed me in public, so I complained, "Can't you do something that makes me look good?"
So I slapped her.
6. "Let's break up."
Hahahahahahahaha!
"Are you still laughing?"
"They all said that once we've broken up, they don't care whether I'm crying or laughing."

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