My best friend's affairs

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1. My best friend's story

: One of my best friends thought she had too much pubic hair, so on a whim, she decided to shave it off. She actually did it herself with an eyebrow trimmer. The result? The hair wasn't very short. It looked better, no hair at all. But it was so prickly! Any little bit of skin that she accidentally touched was prickly. Even walking was prickly! Then, she vowed that once it grew back, she would never trim it again. Seriously, she was asking for trouble!

2. What an amazing best friend

! Today, my best friend and I were on the bus shopping. It was quite crowded, and I joked with her that her underwear was showing. Many people stared at her. Then she calmly said to me, "I'm much better than you, I don't even wear underwear." Instantly, all eyes went to me. So embarrassing!

3. Reproductive isolation!

I remember learning about reproductive isolation in animals in high school biology class.

I often crossed the line my crush had drawn in the middle of the desk. One day, she angrily shouted at me, "I want reproductive isolation from you!"

My classmates immediately looked at me with envy…

4. Chinese culture is so profound!

A man liked a girl named Xiaoyue and had fantasies about her, so he changed his name to Xiaoming.

A gay man saw Xiaoming and had fantasies about him, so he changed his name to Xiaomeng.

Chinese culture is so profound!

5. Another witty reply

A woman posted on WeChat: I got drunk last night, and now I'm dizzy.

6. How much is corn?

A girl walked up to a vegetable stall, picked up a cucumber, and said to the owner, "How much is this cucumber?" The owner said, "Young lady, everyone uses corn now, and the corn is very plump recently." The girl said, "I want to use it for a face mask." After buying the cucumber, the owner asked, "Do you want anything else?" The girl asked, "How much is the corn?"…

7. I think I understand.

One day, a man and a woman came in. The woman stood next to him, and the man, who seemed a few years younger, said: "Give me a room for a few hours, two hours."

The woman immediately chimed in: "Let's just drive for an hour. I usually only need about 55 minutes to remove my makeup, wash my face, wash my hair, shower, and do laundry. The rest is yours, and you can even rest for three minutes at the end… three minutes…"

8. Look at others!

A couple was visiting a cattle farm. The farmer introduced the bull to them, saying, "This bull can mate three times a week."

The wife glared at her husband and said, "Look at others!"

At the second bull, the farmer said, "This bull mates five times a week."

The wife glared at her husband again and said, "Look at others!"

At the third bull, the farmer said, "This bull can mate every day of the week."

The husband asked the farmer, "Does this bull mate with different cows every day, or the same cow?"

The farmer replied, "Of course, different cows."

The husband yelled at his wife, "Look at others!"

9. Have you ever seen toothpaste in a hotel

? Yesterday! A girl consulted me, saying her boyfriend's penis was too small! It was only the size of a toothpaste tube. I was furious when I heard that and said, "Don't be naive! The size of a toothpaste tube is already huge!"

She weakly replied, "Have you ever seen toothpaste tubes in hotels?"

10. Feeling much relieved after seeing the doctor.

Me: "Doctor, my wife keeps talking nonsense during sex. Is this normal?"

Doctor: "Hello, this is normal! When a woman orgasms, she's in a state of semi-consciousness!

The nonsense is an expression of her excitement and can even enhance your enjoyment!"

Me: "Oh! I thought there was something wrong with my wife constantly calling out 'Old Wang next door's' name! Thank you, doctor."

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