10 small details that show a good woman's love for her man

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10 small details that show a good woman's love for her man
1. Men are children at heart; the most effective way to deal with their tantrums is to go crazy with them.
2. Most of the time, men are unwilling to admit their mistakes, but when they do realize they are wrong, you should give them a way out.
3. If you love him, tell him that sometimes men need vanity too.
4. Men don't like being clung to all the time; give them enough freedom.
5. In front of his friends, give him full respect.
6. Men don't want to be disturbed when they're playing games.
7. Men also have those few days every month; just quietly stay by their side.
8. Every man craves trust and appreciation.
9. Men don't like riddles, so just say what you mean.
10. Men all hope that their efforts will be appreciated.
299% of people died laughing on the spot after watching it.
1: A boyfriend and girlfriend were sleeping in the same room. The girl drew a line and said, "Anyone who crosses this line is an animal." When she woke up, she found that the guy hadn't crossed the line. The girl slapped the guy hard and said, "You're not even as good as an animal."
The next day, the man and woman slept in the same room. As usual, the woman drew a line as a warning. The man, having learned his lesson from last time, tried to cross the line late at night, but failed due to nervousness. At dawn, the woman slapped the man and said, "I didn't expect you to be worse than an animal."
2: In the hospital, a family was overjoyed to have a baby boy. The baby could speak right after birth. The baby said, "Grandpa." Grandpa cried out and died. The baby then said, "Grandma." Grandma cried out and died. The baby then said, "Dad." His dad cried out, but seeing he wasn't dead, at that moment, the baby's uncle cried out and died.
3: A kangaroo and a frog went to a brothel. The kangaroo finished quickly, while the frog next door kept chanting "One, two, three, hey! One, two, three, hey!" all night long. The kangaroo was very envious. The next day, the kangaroo said, "Wow! Brother Frog, you're amazing!" The frog said, "Damn, I couldn't even jump onto the bed all night!"
4: The other day at the supermarket, I saw someone who read posts but didn't reply. He secretly put his hand on the barcode scanner, and the screen showed: Pig's trotters 8 yuan. He thought the machine was broken, so he put his face closer, and the screen showed: Pig's head meat 5 yuan. 5: An elephant asked a camel: "Why are your nipples on your back?" The camel said: "Get lost, I don't talk to things with their penises on their faces!"
6: A kindergarten teacher was taking her students swimming when she accidentally exposed a pubic hair. One student asked, "Teacher, what's that?" The teacher, in a moment of desperation, plucked it out and said, "A thread!"
7: The little girl always showed off her new toys to the little boy. www.ze_zelu.com The little boy had no choice but to take off his pants and say: You'll never have this! The girl also took off her pants and said: My mom said that as long as you have this, you can have as many of those things as you want!
8: A row of prostitutes were waiting for customers on the street. An octogenarian woman saw them and asked curiously, "What are you waiting for?" The prostitutes replied irritably, "Waiting for lollipops!" The old woman joined the queue to wait for candy, but was arrested by the police. The police asked the old woman, "You don't have any teeth, how can you still do this?" The old woman laughed and said, "I can lick them!"
9: A driver was taking his boss to a cultural performance. After the boss entered the venue, the driver was stopped by security. The driver said, "I'm in the same system as the boss." The security guard replied, "The chicken and the egg are in the same system. If the chicken goes in, can the egg go in?"
10: One day, a man's wife gave birth. He rushed to the hospital to see her. After waiting for hours, he heard a cry from the delivery room and shouted excitedly, "I'm a father!" At that moment, the doctor came out with a worried look and told him that the baby had a congenital deformity. The man stood there, not understanding why, when suddenly his wife's scream came from the delivery room: "It's all that damn guy's fault! He reads posts but never replies! Karma! 99% of people who read this die laughing on the spot... If you don't collapse, you're in the 1%!" (This is a humorous children's joke for Children's Day.)
1. The child is playing a game with his grandfather.
Child: I'm a police officer!
Grandpa: I'm the grandpa of a policeman!
The child (in surprise): Police officers have grandfathers too?
Grandpa: Of course, how can a police force be without a grandpa!
The child held up a picture book and read aloud: I am a cute little pig!
grandfather...
2. Teacher Wang: "Yesterday, one of your students had very dirty hands and was sent home from class. Was this method effective?"
Teacher Li: "Hehe! Half of the children didn't wash their hands today."
3. The professor was invited to give a lecture at a primary school on the topic of "Patriotism and History." The students entered the hall beaming with joy.
The professor was very pleased and was impressed by the primary school students' patriotism.
Therefore, before giving his speech, he specifically asked a question: "Why are you all so excited today?"
One of the elementary school students stood up and said, "Because of your lecture, we don't have to have that awful history class today."
4. Sick child: Mommy, why is the lady dispensing medicine wearing a mask? Mommy: The medicine you're given is very tasty, and the head doctor is afraid they'll steal it. Sick child: Are the uncles with knives wearing masks so they won't have a meal together?
5. Child: Mom, when is my birthday? Mom: June 15th. Child: And yours? Mom: June 10th. Child: You only took five days to give birth to me?!
6. Son: "Dad, your memory is really bad."
Father: "What's wrong?"
Son: "Grandma said you've forgotten your mother after you got married."
7. On a stormy summer night, a young mother was putting her little boy to bed. Just as she was about to turn off the light and leave, the child asked in a trembling voice, "Mommy, can you sleep here with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and hugged her son, comforting him for a while before replying, "No, baby, Mommy is going to sleep in Daddy's room." The child fell silent, and after a while, he muttered softly, "That bold little brat."
8. My son is a martial arts fan. One day, the father and son went to the park. The son was very interested in a palm-shaped plant covered in thorns and asked his father what it was. The father said it was a "cactus." The son circled the cactus for a long time and then asked, "Which school of martial arts does the cactus belong to?"
9. When a father was teaching his son the character "天" (sky), he asked, "What's above your head?" to reinforce the meaning for the child.
The son thought for a moment and said, "Hair."
What about on top of the hair?
"roof."
What about on the roof?
"Tiles".
The father flew into a rage, slamming his fist on the table: "Idiot, take a good look! What else is up there?"
The son burst into tears, terrified: "And...and there are birds flying around..."
10. A famous internist had a young daughter. Whenever someone asked who she was, she always said she was "Dr. Ma's daughter." Her mother corrected her, arguing that it sounded too snobbish. She told her daughter, "From now on, just say you're Little Sister Ma." A few days later, a colleague of the doctor met her and asked, "Aren't you Dr. Ma's youngest daughter?" The little girl replied, "I always thought I was, but my mother said I wasn't."

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