Dry humor that specifically mocks classic literature

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1. The real and fake Sun Wukong fought their way to Buddha's place. Buddha pointed at the monkey and asked, "Do you know the 72 Transformations?" "What's so difficult about that?"
After he finished speaking, 72 completely different "Sun Wukongs" appeared in Leiyin Temple.
The Buddha pointed to another monkey and asked, "And you?"
"Me too."
In the blink of an eye, 72 completely different "Sun Wukongs" appeared in Leiyin Temple.
"Very good." Buddha chuckled and happily started playing the matching game.
2. When the police arrived at Holmes' house, Holmes was reading the newspaper.
The police found a pot of meat in the kitchen, and Holmes calmly explained, "This is Watson's stew (of Washington)."
Sherlock Holmes was arrested on suspicion of murdering the President of the United States.
3. Putting down the mirror, the princess asked, "Guo Jing, you're the most honest one. Do you think I'm beautiful?"
"Beautiful," Guo Jing said. "Of all the people I know, you are the most beautiful."
“Really!” The princess jumped up.
"But...but," Guo Jing stammered, "So far, I only know my masters, the Seven Freaks of Jiangnan."
4. In one episode of "Kangxi's Private Visits", Emperor Kangxi said: "Why should I be jealous? All the women in the world belong to me."

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