A few dry jokes about office workers

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1. A few guys were complaining in a group chat about working too much overtime, comparing whose boss was the most ruthless.
One said, "I just bought a whole home theater system, but I've been so busy I haven't watched a single disc."
Another said, "I just bought a multi-functional rice cooker, but I haven't been home for a single meal..."
One guy said, "I rented a new place near the company, but I haven't been home for half a month, and the landlord called the police thinking I was dead..."
Everyone...
2. Boss: "This function must be finished before I leave work!"
Programmer: "Okay."
The next morning,
Boss: "Why isn't this function finished yet?"
Programmer: "I haven't left work yet."
3. A female colleague gave birth to a daughter and insisted that everyone in the office help her come up with a good name!
a; "淡" (dàn) is excellent, representing the balance of water and fire, yin and yang, being deeply involved yet remaining calm! b
; What if her father's surname is "姬" (jī)?
c; What if her father's surname is "苟" (gǒu)?
The woman was furious: Get out of here, all of you! My husband's surname is Cao!
4. The prettiest girl in the bureau has a boyfriend, and Xiao Wang, who has a crush on her, is very depressed.
This afternoon after work, he saw the couple embracing downstairs at the bureau's office building, which made him feel even worse.
The next day at work, Xiao Wang was listless and sighing. His colleagues asked him what was wrong.
Xiao Wang said, "Sigh! The bureau's beauty got hugged!"
5. In the company WeChat group, the boss is also in, but many people don't know it.
Today, the silly Xiao Wang typed in the group: "Boss Zhang is like a pig!"
I was shocked and quickly messaged him privately: "Boss Zhang is in the group."
A few seconds later, Xiao Wang continued typing in the group: "Boss Zhang is like a pig, sacrificing himself for the benefit of the masses; Boss Zhang is like an ox, working hard and without complaint. We should learn from him!"

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