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A Q&A on basic football knowledge
1. What is the name of the Argentine head coach?
a: Pig Ladona b: Cow Ladona c: Maradona d: Sheep Ladona
2. Which of the following is an Argentine football star?
a: East of Messi b: South of Messi c: West of Messi d: North of Messi
3. Which of the following is a South Korean soccer star?
a: Li Dongguo b: Li Nanguo c: Li Xiguo d: Li Beiguo
4. Which of the following is an England football star?
a: Black Pad b: Lampard c: Green Pad d: Red Pad
5. Which of the following is a French football star?
a: Upper shell b: Lower shell c: Ribery d: Outer shell
6. Which of the following is a star player on the Japanese national team?
a: Kawaguchi can live b: Kawaguchi can die c: Kawaguchi cannot live d: Kawaguchi cannot die
7. Which of the following is an Italian football star?
a: Addition to Tuss; b: Subtraction to Tuss; c: Multiplication to Tuss; d: Division to Tuss.
8. Which of the following is a Japanese soccer star?
a: Tanaka Hat King b: Tianfa Hat King c: Tianbai Hat King d: Tianlihe Hat King
9. Which of the following coaches has led the Chinese national team?
a. Chailu b. Milu c. Oillu d. Saltlu
10. Which of the following is a Brazilian football star?
a: clamp b: loose c: kaka d: hug
Comments; 10 points per question, buzzer round begins...
Song of the Second Team
Zhao Chuan:
I am a stinky, stinky foot. I want to kick, but I can't kick well no matter what I do. Maybe one day I will break out of Asia, but become the target of ridicule. I have seen the world, only to find that I am a coward.
I am a stinky, stinky foot, and I want to kick but I just can't kick it properly. I've been searching and searching for a good remedy to get rid of the odor. Is that asking too much?
Zhang Ye:
We sing about our fear of Korea, and then we soften with confidence; we tell stories of spitting, and then our fame and temper grow; the football players who carry on the legacy lead us into that bar, raise our glasses, and we won't leave until we're drunk.
Na Ying:
Lend me a pair of good legs, let me kick this opponent until he's bruised and battered, his flesh torn and his skin ripped open, his teeth bared and his mouth split open. Lend me a pair of good legs, let me kick this opponent until he's bruised and battered, his flesh torn and his skin ripped open, his teeth bared and his mouth split open.
Qi Qin:
You asked me when I would qualify, and I whispered the same question to myself. Not now, I don't know when, I think it would probably be in my dreams.
Commentary: This is the reality of Chinese football!
Commentary by three football commentators
1. During a Saudi Arabia team match, Teacher Han said: "The guy wearing a green hat on the sidelines is the Saudi Arabia team's head coach."
2. "...the setter passed a ground ball..."
3. The atmosphere at Bahrain's home stadium is generally not very good, and the surrounding buildings are not very tall, with the vast majority being single-story or less.
4. Both sets of fans enter the stadium to warm up; the match is about to begin.
5. We can see that Oman is an amateur team; although they had several shooting opportunities, their accuracy was poor... So far, the Chinese team has not had a shot on goal.
Brazil's defense is made up entirely of Brazilian players.
The ball was deflected by the goalkeeper's back leg!

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