Humorous Women's Language Workshop

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1. A girl's self-cultivation when posting photos: Take three thousand selfies, but only choose one.

2. Men pretend to know when they don't, women pretend not to know when they do.

3. A goddess said to a rich man: Marry me, then our offspring will all be children of God.

4. Everyone says women are lustful! Women love five colors: yellow Chow Tai Fook jewelry, white iPhone 6, silver Cartier, red Land Rover, black mink coat, and colored RMB!

5. When a man goes to his mother-in-law's house, his parents-in-law treat him to a feast, being very polite, hoping only that their son-in-law will treat his daughter well; when a woman goes to her husband's house, she has to run around doing chores. If she sits and waits to be entertained like a guest, her mother-in-law will say to her son: Your wife is so lazy!

6. A good woman is like a rational number. You know there are many, and you can easily name a bunch, but did you know—the probability of randomly poking at a rational number on a number line is almost zero?

7. Every girl has two little voices inside her, one saying she's pretty, the other saying she's incredibly pretty. These two little voices are always dragging her to the mirror to look at herself, it's so annoying!

8. The standard of a modern excellent woman: one car, three houses, one husband (both primary and secondary). The primary husband handles the housework, the secondary husband accompanies her shopping, and the younger one warms her bed! She also needs countless lovers, and can sleep wherever she wants at night.

9. A girl's body odor is preserved with perfume, a boy's body odor is created by rubbing with soap.

10. When girls talk about "uncle," they mean a handsome, gentle, stable, clean-cut man with a great physique, successful in his career, wise, a good listener, still believing in love, with a touch of maturity, but still very handsome. This is not the same kind of creature as "male humans aged 35-50."

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