The innocent and adorable words of children are very amusing.

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1. One morning, a mother said to her son, "Son, you should eat more eggplant. The doctor said you're iron deficient, and eating eggplant can help you replenish your iron."
The son asked curiously, "Mom, how can eggplant help me replenish my iron?"
The mother smiled and explained, "Because eggplant contains iron."
The son, confused, said, "If eggplant contains iron, why is it so soft?" 2. One winter evening, a mother went to pick up her son from kindergarten. Since there was still some time before school ended,
she waited at the gate.
When her son came out, his mother was shivering from the cold. Seeing this, her son asked, "Mom, why are you shaking all over?"
His mother replied, "It's too cold."
The son continued, "Mom, you're such a scaredy-cat, you shiver when it's cold." 3. After taking a bath, my son came to me with a grin and said, "Mom, I finally understand what the idiom 'light as a swallow' means today."
I asked him, "Dad told you?"
My son proudly said, "I felt it after Dad rubbed the dirt off my body." 4. My daughter brought home a little red flower from kindergarten, saying it was a reward from her teacher.
I asked, "Why did the aunt reward you?"
My daughter said, "She saw that the aunt's button was missing, so she picked it up and returned it. The aunt praised her for returning lost property and rewarded her with a little red flower."
The next day after school, my daughter brought home another little red flower. I asked her, "Why did you get this little red flower as a reward?"
My daughter said, "Today I stared at the aunt to see if her button would fall off again. I stared all day and it didn't. But the aunt said that I used to have poor concentration, but I've improved a lot today, so she rewarded me with another little red flower." 5. Dad: "I need to send two letters. Go and buy me two envelopes and two stamps."
My son took the money and went, but when he came back a while later, he only brought one envelope and one stamp.
Dad asked, "Why did you buy only one of each?"

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