Sharp-tongued men and women, they can't help but make sarcastic remarks!

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1. I argued with my girlfriend today. I said bluntly, "Aren't you ashamed of being so lazy and good-for-nothing?"
She retorted without backing down, "Why don't you look at yourself? What man is as useless and unambitious as you?"
"Fine, since you think I'm no good, and I think you're no good either, then we might as well..."
I sighed, took a drag of my cigarette, and said, "Just stay together for the rest of our lives, and don't go anywhere."
2. On the radio, a girl said, "I'm a girl, and I really respect our manager. He once took good care of me when I was drunk, sitting up all night for me, so I want to dedicate a song to him."
"Which song?"
"What Kind of Man."
3. I argued with my boyfriend and angrily said, "You bastard, are you there? I need to talk to you."
Boyfriend: Can't you speak more politely?
Me: You idiot, are you there?
4. My girlfriend asked me, "Are you annoyed with me?"
I laughed and said, "I could be annoyed with the whole world but not you."
Girlfriend: "You dare say you're not annoyed? Didn't you say I'm your whole world?"
5. A girl said something that perfectly illustrated what a surprise is!

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