It's so cold~ I'll spend 200 to take a bath and that will make me feel better.

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1. Son: Dad, when will I be considered grown up?
Dad: If you spend 20 yuan to take a bath, it means you're still a child. When you spend 200 yuan, it means you've grown up!
2. My mom came to my window, and when I saw her, I sang from inside, "Who is knocking on my window?"
When Mom heard this, she exclaimed, "Ah~ this person is Mom! Ah, this person is Mom!"
3. My family recently had a daughter. Today, when my wife was feeding her formula, she said, "No wonder daughters are their fathers' lovers from a past life. They've come to torment their original wives in this life."
4. When I was little, I went to McDonald's, which was next to Ladies' Market. My mom bought me an ice cream, made me sit next to Uncle McDonald, and told me she was going to catch bad guys and that I should wait for her there.
My sense of justice immediately surged, and I nodded in agreement.
After a long while, Mom arrived late, carrying large and small bags. She said to me, "The bad guy has been caught! The police officer rewarded Mom with lots of pretty clothes. Mom will wear them when we get home!"
5. A woman constantly criticizes her husband, most often saying: "You good-for-nothing..."

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