Humorous and satirical, with a barb hidden beneath the laughter—who does it strike?

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1. WeChat can really change a person. Before, we just chatted. But now, every time you contact me, it's either asking me to vote, forward posts to my Moments, follow official accounts, scan QR codes, like posts, or send red envelopes. I'm getting so confused by your requests. Why can't you tell me a joke?
2. I ran into a friend of mine who works at a solar energy manufacturing company a few days ago.
My friend said, "The company isn't doing well, and we're about to run out of money to pay salaries."
Me: "Isn't the government supporting new energy companies?"
Dude: "What's the use of support? It's smoggy and there's no sun all day long, who the hell would use solar power?!"
3. According to reports from the public, someone is carrying out reckless construction and damaging cultural relics at a construction site in the east of the city.
As a journalist, I rushed to the scene. Faced with the ruins and broken walls, I questioned the person in charge: "Do you know that the section of the city wall you destroyed is six hundred years old!"
The person in charge, however, took out the planning drawings and said to me, "What is six hundred years? The cultural tourism park that will be built here soon will recreate the appearance of the ancient city eight hundred years ago."
4. Everyone in the world says that parents are good, but in reality, they are just respecting their children and taking care of them, even spending money on their grandchildren's expenses.
Everyone says parents are good, but how many people are actually at odds with their parents? High-end brand-name goods go to the children, while obsolete items go to the parents.
After decades of hard work, he retires and becomes a cook, taking care of the little emperor during the week and welcoming "homecoming groups" on Sundays.
5. After a year of work, I earned a couplet:
First line: Robbing Peter to pay Paul still leaves a hole.
The second line: Borrowing new debts to repay old debts are all IOUs.
Horizontal scroll: Money is tight every year.

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