A child who is both infuriating and funny

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1. I clearly left a hundred-yuan bill on the coffee table, but it's gone. It
's just my daughter and my six-year-old nephew at home. I asked him, "Honey, have you seen the hundred-yuan bill on the coffee table?"
He replied, "Auntie, it says 2008 on it."
Seeing it was expired, I flushed it down the toilet.
2. My three-and-a-half-year-old son was playing with his aunt in the living room. There was a small cactus on the table. His aunt gently placed her hand on the cactus and said to him, "Do you dare put it on?"
He ran to the table and asked, "How do I put it?"
His aunt demonstrated again… and at that crucial moment, he suddenly slapped her hand. His aunt's face…
3. Yesterday, I was teaching my three-year-old cousin to draw. She drew an incredibly ugly little person.
I asked her if it was her dad. She said no, "How can Dad be so ugly?"
Then she ran to her parents' room. I was just going to get a drink of water when I passed by their room and heard the girl's voice: "Dad, do I look like my sister in the drawing?"
4. My parents often don't tell me what's going on, frequently keeping me in the dark, which makes me very angry.
To this, I only want to say six words: Can you get a bigger drum?
5. My four-year-old sister came home from kindergarten with her arithmetic book and told my mom: "The teacher asked parents to give us math problems, first ten that equal ten, then ten that equal five."

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