Snow White finally couldn't stand the loneliness anymore.

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A grown man came to a hotel and saw many beautiful cars in the garage. He asked the owner, "Why are there so many beautiful cars?" The owner told him, "I have a five-year-old son. He does three things. If you can do them, you can choose any car here and drive it away. If you can't, you can leave your car here. Many people can't do it, so..." The man thought, "If a five-year-old can do it, how can he not?" So he gave it a try.
The boss took him to a room where there was a beautiful woman. The child went over and kissed her, and the boy did the same. Then the child went over and touched the woman's whole body, and the boy did the same. The third thing the child did was take out his penis and bend it three times... 2. A man lived in seclusion in the mountains. One day, he lay naked in the grass to rest. Suddenly, a little girl picking mushrooms came: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5..." She eventually gave up and left. The man was very pleased and slept there again the next day. A little bear picking mushrooms came: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5... 6, 7, 8..." 3. Snow White and Pinocchio lived in a big forest. One day, Snow White finally couldn't stand the loneliness. She grabbed Pinocchio's head and held it between her legs, saying: "Tell the truth, tell a lie, tell the truth again, tell a lie again..." She said this a thousand times before she finally let Pinocchio go.
4. Two fishermen were fishing on the beach. One day, one fisherman caught a mermaid. Above the tail, she was a super beautiful woman, but the fisherman thought about it and released her. The other fisherman was puzzled and asked, "Why?" The first fisherman shrugged and replied, "How?" 5. A man and a woman met at the donation center and started chatting.
The woman said, "I'm here to donate blood, and they'll pay me five dollars."
The man said, "I'm here to donate sperm; they'll pay me fifty dollars."
The woman thought about it for a long time after hearing this. The two then broke up.
A few months later, they met again at the donation center. The man greeted her, "Hi, here to donate blood again?" The woman kept her mouth tightly shut, shaking her head and making "woo-woo" sounds... 6. There was a girl, 18 years old. She often told others a story: "One day I went to play in the forest behind the village and picked wildflowers by the river. Suddenly, I seemed to hear a voice calling 'Miss.' I followed the sound but found nothing. Then the voice came again, 'Miss, I'm here.' I was startled; it was a frog. How could a frog talk? The frog said, 'Kind lady, I was originally a human, but while playing in the forest, I met an evil witch and was turned into a frog. To break her curse, only a young lady can take me home and let me sleep in her bed. After one night, I will turn back into a human.' I was skeptical, but I decided to take it home anyway. That night, I placed it beside my bed. At first, I was very scared, but I got used to it and slowly fell asleep. When I woke up the next day, I really found a handsome young man lying naked next to me. It was amazing!" Unfortunately, the girl's mother never believed the story.
7. One day, it was very noisy in the women's prison. The warden said, "What's all the noise about? If you keep making noise, you'll have cucumber slices for lunch tomorrow!"
8. Three women died and arrived at the gates of Heaven, but St. John stopped them, saying, "To enter Heaven, you must first answer my question correctly!"
What was the name of the first man God created?
"Adam," the first woman answered.
"Bang bang bang..." The gates of heaven opened, and the first woman walked in.
"Second, what was the name of the first woman God created?" "Eve!" "Bang bang bang..." The second one also went to heaven.
"Okay, last one. What did Eve say when she first met Adam?" "Oh, it's too hard!" the third woman murmured to herself.

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