Joke Collection

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* A male and female fly flew into a toilet. The female fly asked the male fly, "Honey, why do we always eat poop every day?" The male fly angrily replied, "Ugh, don't ask such disgusting questions while eating!"

* A teacher asked, "Are there any animals with teeth in the world?" A student hurriedly asked, "Aren't humans animals?" The teacher answered yes. The student said, "My answer is yes, the old lady of the Wang family is!"

* The teacher asked in class, "How many wars did Spain fight in the 15th century?" "Six!" a student answered hastily. "Which six?" the teacher asked. The student counted on his fingers and answered, "The first, the second, the third, the fourth, the fifth, and the sixth."

* In Chinese class, the teacher used the idiom, "Rome wasn't built in a day." In history class, the teacher asked, "When was the Roman Empire established?" The students answered in unison, "At night!"

* The teacher said, "Now, my children, I want you to be absolutely quiet, so quiet you could hear a pin drop." After a while, everyone was quiet, and a little boy screamed, "Teacher! Throw away the pin!" *

The teacher asked: "What are you wearing on your feet?" The student answered: "Leather shoes." The teacher asked: "Where does leather come from?" The student answered: "From a cow." The teacher asked: "Then, what animal provides you with leather shoes and meat?" The student answered: "My dad."

* The teacher asked: "Which tooth appears last in a person's life?" The student answered: "False teeth."

* Xiaoqin suddenly felt like looking in the mirror and found her face so ugly that she burst into tears. Sitting next to her, Xiaolai pouted and said: "You're so upset just from looking in the mirror once in a while; what are we going to do when we see it every day?"

* Teacher: "Have you realized the disadvantages of sleeping in class?" Student: "Yes." Teacher: "What are the disadvantages?"

Student: "The disadvantage is that it's not as comfortable as sleeping in bed."

* Grandma Bik came to the school and said to the principal, "I want to see what Bik looks like in class. He must be very cute, right?"

The principal smiled and said, "I'm sorry, not today. He took leave to attend Grandma's funeral."

* Father: "Son, did the essay I wrote for you win an award?" Son: "No, the teacher said it was too off-topic." Father: "Really? Wasn't the essay title 'My Father'?" Son: "Yes, but you wrote about my grandfather."

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