World Cup jokes

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1. What is the English word for the World Cup?
World Cup
What about his abbreviation?
English: wc
Comment: Oh, so the World Cup is right here with us.
2. After the Netherlands beat Japan 1-0, Japan cried and asked where South Korea was.
After Argentina defeated South Korea 4-1, South Korea cried and asked, "Where is North Korea?"
After Portugal defeated North Korea 7-0, North Korea cried and asked, "Where is China?"
After watching three matches in a luxurious conference room at the State General Administration of Sport, the Chinese team looked at each other and smiled: "Thank goodness we didn't go!"
Comment: They were so frustrated that China didn't go.
Player number 3.7, Sharp, passed the ball to player number 9, who is also named Sharp; they might be brothers.
Many brothers are active in the football world, such as the de Boer brothers from the Netherlands and the Keane brothers from Ireland.
Good pass, that was a very good pass to number 10.
Wait, why is number 10 also named Sharp? It's probably because foreign players only have their surname printed on their jerseys. These players all have the surname Sharp, just like many South Korean players have the surname Park.
Beautiful! Number 10 dribbled past two players and scored! Number 11 went up to congratulate him. Number 11 is... Sharp (pauses for a long time). Excuse me, viewers, Sharp is the name of the sponsor printed on the jersey.
Comment: I'm speechless about this football commentator.
4. God decided to have a football match with Satan. God said to Satan, "I am sure to win because I have the best players in the world."
Satan replied, "Don't be too happy yet, I invited a Chinese referee."
Comment: Chinese referees are synonymous with corrupt referees.
5. The opening match of the World Cup was broadcast live on the big TV in the school's English corner. My roommates and I sat down on our straw mats and started watching.
When South Africa scored, the entire stadium erupted in cheers (we're a foreign language school, so there are a lot of girls). During the commercial break, they replayed the goal, and the stadium went wild again...
A group of grown men stared blankly as all the girls screamed. One of them timidly asked a girl next to him, "Hey, what's going on?"
Answer: "Didn't you see? It's 2-0!"...

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