Kids are all little foodies

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1. One day, Dad asked his three-year-old son what he wanted to be when he grew up. Without hesitation, the son replied, "I want to be a puppy!"
Dad quickly asked why, and the son explained, "If I'm a puppy, I can eat meat bones every day."
2. One day, the TV was talking about divorce, so Dad asked his three-year-old son, "Do you know what divorce means?"
The son said, "Divorce? Mom, I want to eat a pear..."
3. Before bed, my daughter wanted an apple. I coaxed her, saying, "There are worms in the apple. Tomorrow, Mom will wash them off before you eat it."
My daughter said, "Mom, let me eat it quickly! Tomorrow, all the apples will be eaten by the worms!"
4. My one-and-a-half-year-old nephew is a little foodie. He wants to try everything, and everything he does involves food.
He knows there's food on the refrigerator, but he's too short to reach it.
He's quite resourceful; he stands on the high chair next to the refrigerator, tiptoes, and stretches his arms to reach it.
Grandma saw this and quickly ran over to pick him up, saying, "My little darling, if you fall, you'll get a big bump on your head!"
He replied, "Not a bump, but a big dumpling!"
5. One evening, my third-grade daughter was doing her math homework.
I was in the kitchen when she called me, "What is 115 divided by 5?"
I answered for her. Then she asked, "What is 180 divided by 9
?"
I answered again. When she asked the fourth question, I said, "
Why do you always ask me instead of figuring it out yourself?"

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