Five embarrassing incidents

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1. In the early morning, when the sunlight shines on your face, you'll always hear your mother: "The sun's already high in the sky, why aren't you up yet!" 2. Boy A: "Sweetie, come here, this is Daddy's classmate, say hello to your uncle!"
Boy B: "Sigh... Don't you know any manners? How do you teach a child like this? Only married men are called 'uncle,' unmarried men are called 'brother'!" 3. When I was in elementary school, digital watches were still a novelty. After much pleading, my father finally bought me one.
One time, I accidentally touched the battery, and the watch showed 12 o'clock. But nobody knew how to adjust the time display on a digital watch.
I had to remove the battery, yawn repeatedly while listening to the radio, and when the midnight chime sounded, I quickly put the battery back in to correct the time display. 4. I went for a job interview today. I got to the manager's round. The manager looked at my resume for a long time. He said quietly, "I know your dad!"
I was overjoyed—I had connections! Then he added, "He's the one who used to beat me up every day in school."
My heart sank, and I wanted to turn around and leave.
He then sighed and said, "Come to work tomorrow!
What do you think, should I go or not?" 5. There are storage areas at the supermarket entrance; you press a button, a slip of paper comes out, and a locker opens automatically.
Today, I stored my bag, got the slip, and was about to put my things in when an older woman beat me to it, put her things in, and closed the door in one smooth motion.

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