Jokes. Good jokes, collected by cat lovers.

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1. While out shopping, I saw my mother-in-law being beaten by six women on the street.
I watched for a while, and then one of my mother-in-law's neighbors came over and asked: Aren't you going to help?
I replied: No, six people are enough.
Comment: It seems this son-in-law and mother-in-law have a deep-seated grudge. I'm afraid many people would think the same way.
2. A classmate and his mother went to the market. They started arguing on the way. His mother, who has a short temper, yelled at him, "I'll f*** your mother!" My classmate paused for a moment, then, like an idiot, handed her a cucumber and said, "Here..."
Comment: This mom is really hot-tempered. Cucumber is definitely brain-dead...
The following is an account of an incident that occurred at a mobile service center: ...When processing the transaction, we told the customer not to use a simple password. The customer said it wasn't simple at all, and he almost forgot it. After the transaction was completed, the customer left. Suddenly, the customer rushed back and asked if we had seen the car parked in front of our store. We said no. We asked if the car had been stolen and whether we should call the police. He said no, he just set the password to the license plate number. He wanted to write it down as he left, but the car was gone.
Comment: There are people who set passwords like this? It would be a little better if it were his own car.
4. The first time I had sex with my girlfriend, I was too nervous and ejaculated after only a little penetration. The second time, I was too excited and ejaculated after only a few thrusts. The third time, I learned my lesson and masturbated at home before having sex with her… but… I couldn't get an erection.
Comment: This guy is truly tragic. So it's best not to masturbate all the time.
My teacher called me and said my son was chasing and hitting girls in class with a "sword of death," which turned out to be my electric vibrator...
Comment: A vibrator? I guess this son knows what it's for.
6. It just started raining, so I went to the teaching building to take shelter and also to use the restroom. The teaching building is really complicated. Without thinking, I walked into a restroom. It was dark, and I didn't think anything of it, so I unzipped my pants and started peeing. While I was enjoying myself, I looked around and noticed that this restroom was different from ordinary restrooms; the whole thing was squat toilets. I didn't think much of it at the time. Just as I was about to come out, a girl ran in. I was startled and quickly ran out. When I got outside, I saw a guy staring at me... *sweat*

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