If pranks drive your roommate crazy

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You buy a hamster and a juicer. A few days later, you release the hamster back into the wild and make tomato juice. Your roommate notices the hamster is gone, and while you're making the juice, you innocently say, "I was just curious..."
Pack your bags, tell your roommate you're going to find yourself, come back in ten minutes, and tell her you're not someone hard to find.
Buy three packs of beans. The first pack is labeled "Jumping Beans," eat it and then jump around like crazy. The second pack is labeled "Dancing Beans," eat it and then keep dancing. The third pack is labeled "Kill Your Roommate," eat it and then smile at your roommate.
Talk to your rice, then angrily scatter it everywhere, and refuse to pick it up: I want to see them suffer a fate worse than death!
Keep a tarantula as a pet, release it after a week, and then search the room, saying: "It's nearby..."
He glued his shoes to the ceiling, and when his roommate came in, he sat on the floor rubbing his head.
Draw a small dot on your arm, then make it bigger every day, and then scream in terror: It's spreading! It's spreading!!
Put traffic signs in the room, and give her a ticket immediately if she doesn't follow them.
Collect potatoes, paint faces on them, and name them—one of them should have the same name as your roommate. Talk to them every day. After a while, bake and eat your roommate's potato. When your roommate asks, tell them: "He/She is a loner."
After sleeping in the hallway for a month, I moved all my belongings back to my dorm and told my roommate: "It's your turn."
Make a sandwich and place it in the middle of the room, then ignore it until your roommate throws it away. Then you loudly complain that you're going to starve.
Set up a tent around your bed, tell your roommate it's a jungle, and ask her to provide you with food and water.
Buy plush toys, throw a party with them, and when your roommate walks in, turn off the music and say, "What a buzzkill!"
Worship your toaster, pray, then throw all your roommate's stuff out the window and tell her the toaster made you do it.
Sign your roommate up for various activities, such as campus tours, blood donations, and organ transplants.
You're tending to plants of all sizes, arranging them in order, whispering to them, when your roommate walks in. You say, "Don't worry, we'll get back to it right away," and then give your roommate a suspicious look.
Buy a pair of binoculars, use them to make eye contact with your roommate, and when you're not using the binoculars, pretend she's too far away to see or hear you.
Use a red pen to scribble and mark in your roommate's notebook. When she gets angry, apologize and say: "I really can't stand so many mistakes in this."
Carve a giant pumpkin, argue with it every day, and complain to your roommate that you can never convince it to move out.
Pretend to get burned while ironing, then start a fire in the middle of the room, throw the iron into the fire, and tell your roommate: You were just getting a little revenge.
Buy seven turtles, write numbers on their shells, then have them race around the room while you cheer them on loudly.
Buy a cake and tell your roommate it's for Santa Claus. After your roommate goes to sleep, you secretly take a bite, and the next day you accuse her of biting your cake.
When she tries to tell you that it was from Santa Claus biting her, you tell her: Santa Claus's teeth marks don't look like that!
Complain about your joint pain, then grab a screwdriver and pretend to fix them.
Wear a military uniform and force her to salute you every time she sees you. If she doesn't, make her do 100 push-ups as punishment, and tell her that her mother won't be there to protect her here.
You throw a bunch of toothpicks on the floor and tell your roommate it's a message from God, but you don't know if it means someone you love is in danger, or a recipe.
Every day I wake up yelling, "Oh my god, where the hell am I?!"
Raise a pig, watch TV and do homework with it every day. If your roommate complains, comfort the pig and ask if you've hurt her feelings. Afterwards, eat bacon together.
Boys: Replace your shaving foam with cream, squeeze it on your chin and in your mouth, then complain that your stomach is upset.

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