Several jokes, of various types

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1. In the morning, while waiting for a bus at the station, a college student came up to me carrying a donation box with a red ribbon on it and said, "Sir! Many people have donated money here for AIDS patients." Seeing the box full of money, I was very moved. I took the box and said, "Thank you everyone."
2. One day, a girl found a magic lamp by the river. She rubbed it, and a genie appeared. The genie said, "Tell me, what is your wish?" The girl said, "I want world peace." The genie said, "The first one is too difficult, so I will grant you your second wish." "Bang!" As soon as the wish was granted, the genie disappeared.
3. A female colleague enjoys online shopping but never leaves reviews after confirming order details. One day, out of boredom, she left reviews for all her orders in bulk, all with the same message: "The size is perfect, I really like it." A sausage seller then kindly commented: "Girl, be careful."
4. The wife came home and proudly boasted to her husband, "Everyone praises me, saying that I'm second only to one person in the world of numbers and one person in the world of letters." The husband was furious and said, "Are you stupid? In the world of numbers you're 2, in the world of letters you're b, together you're 2b. Why are you so happy when they're insulting you?"
5. Before going to bed, my wife was lying in bed playing on her phone. I lay down next to her, my head resting on her chest, and asked her, "Honey, let's play a riddle: 'With your head resting on your chest, what's the answer?'" My wife replied indifferently that she didn't know. I said, "A tablet (or cushion)." Then she went to sleep on the sofa that night…
6. My wife was having a class reunion. She texted: "Honey, I'm so bored with them. Call me and tell me to come home. Be gentle, I'll put it on speakerphone." So I happily called: "Honey, why aren't you home yet?" Wife: "How many times have I told you? Mind your own business, and don't meddle in what you shouldn't!" Then she hung up.
7. "Students, you must all be tired from class. Let me tell you a story from Journey to the West to help you relax. The story goes that the master and his disciples traveled west and were targeted by the White Bone Demon. Wukong went to find food for his master and drew a circle on the ground with his golden cudgel. The circle had a radius of two meters. What was the area of the circle?" "Teacher, that's enough!!"
8. Today I watched my mom play Temple Run. She was yelling and screaming like she was about to fall and die. Then she said to my grandpa next to her, "Dad, let me teach you how to play this, it's really exciting." My grandpa turned around and said to my mom in a serious tone, "My voice isn't good!"
9. Seeing the soap on the ground, I instinctively bent down to pick it up, but suddenly realized someone was behind me. So I immediately did a 360-degree front flip, a Thomas jump, followed by a three-and-a-half-rotation side spin, and finished with a 720-degree backflip. The students in the bathhouse were stunned and applauded. To thank them for their applause, I bowed shyly…

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