The most outrageous things that happen during car handover – you'll be laughing so hard you'll be rolling on the floor!

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An elderly woman and a young woman got into an argument. The reason was apparently that the young woman wouldn't give up her seat, and the elderly woman then became enraged, berating the young woman for being ill-mannered, and adopting a condescending tone.
Old man: "Don't you have any elderly people in your family?"
Nian: "My elderly relatives have a car! They don't have to wait for rush hour to take the bus."
Old man: "We've contributed most of our lives to society, how can you be so inconsiderate of an elderly person like this?"
Young: "I'm still working hard to contribute to society, working 10-hour shifts and standing for 10 hours straight. How can you be so inconsiderate of your juniors? Don't you have any children or grandchildren?"
Old man: "Without us building society, how could your generation live so comfortably?"
Young woman: "If it weren't for our generation paying taxes, where would you get your free bus pass?"
The old man resorted to his ultimate move: "I don't care, I'm having trouble breathing right now, I'm uncomfortable, let me sit down!"
By this time, others couldn't resist offering the old man a seat, but he refused, determined to embarrass the young woman.
The young woman made her final counterattack: "Fine, fine, don't get off the bus. I'll call 120 for you, just in case you suddenly die! I hate people like you who act like they're entitled because they're old and try to cut in line to get on the bus."
"When he's in a car, he plays Jackie Chan; when he's in a car, he pretends to be Lin Daiyu!"
That immediately voiced the sentiments of everyone in the car.
2. Time: Morning rush hour
Location: Beijing Subway
Test participant: My colleague
What happened: My colleague was calmly reading the newspaper when he heard someone nearby say, "Don't push your way in, there are so many people." A minute and a half later...
Suddenly, the person pushing in shouted, "Hit me! Hit me!" Everyone was speechless.
About a minute later, the person started singing: "A Beijinger is bullying a disabled person from northern Shaanxi... A Beijinger is bullying a disabled person from northern Shaanxi..."
"The disabled man...he wants to beat this disabled man from northern Shaanxi to death..." The song was sung over and over again, at several stations. It was sung in the style and accent of northern Shaanxi folk songs.
Finally, someone couldn't take it anymore. A woman said, "Stop singing! Isn't it annoying?!"
The man continued singing: "Two Beijingers, bullying a disabled man from northern Shaanxi... Two Beijingers, bullying a disabled man from northern Shaanxi... They want to..."
"Kill this disabled man from northern Shaanxi!"
Everyone was speechless.
After a few more stops, the man kept singing. When the train arrived at the station and the doors opened, a man's voice, not loud but probably quite harsh, said, "Get off. Are you getting off or not?"
Then the car door closed, and finally it was quiet~~~~
3. A young man on the bus spoke very freely; I've taken his bus a few times on my way to work.
One time there were so many people, so many that you could practically sit on the roof of the bus, and there was even a grandma who was desperately trying to squeeze in.
Then the driver spoke up: "Grandma, you're really pushing yourself to the limit. You're just an old woman with bones that are about to break apart. I don't know how you can keep pushing yourself."
The whole car is in anguish...
In Changsha dialect, she said, "Grandma, don't push yourself so hard. You're so old, I don't know how you can push yourself like this."
4. A boy in a school uniform was talking on his cell phone.
It's like arguing with your girlfriend.
At first, the people on the bus didn't find it strange.
Until the boy spoke loudly into the phone
"Stop crying, okay?! I told you you wouldn't get pregnant!! You haven't even had your period!! How could you be pregnant??!!!"
Suddenly, the entire bus fell silent.
5. A very fat woman boarded a bus but couldn't find a seat, so she held onto the handrail. Suddenly, the driver braked sharply, and the fat woman broke the handrail, falling right in front of the driver. The driver looked at her and the handrail in her hand and said irritably, "Collect three of these, and I'll give you an autographed photo of the driver!"
6. One day on the bus, I suddenly heard a woman yelling and cursing. Listening closely, I realized her phone had been stolen. I thought she'd stop after a while, but her curses got increasingly vulgar, insulting the thief's entire family. Everyone on the bus frowned. Just then, the bus stopped and the doors opened. A man (presumably the thief) got off, pulled out a phone, threw it at the woman, and said: "Here's your phone back! That was too harsh!"
7. My classmate once took the 503 bus, and it was so crowded that even the driver was jostled. The ticket seller got off to help push the passengers onto the bus. After a struggle, the driver closed the door and sped away. The passengers saw someone frantically chasing after the bus, and upon closer inspection, they realized it was the ticket seller! Everyone shouted for the driver to stop, but there were too many people, and those who could see the ticket seller chasing the bus were all near the back door; their voices couldn't reach the driver at all. It wasn't until they reached another stop, and the driver hadn't heard anyone announce the stop, that he realized he'd left the ticket seller behind. As soon as the door opened, the ticket seller, panting, boarded the bus and immediately launched into a tirade against the driver, because she had only run that far for one stop...
8. Once, I was on bus number 45. It was crowded. A man, about 30 years old, got on with a cigarette in his hand. As soon as he got on, the driver told him to put it out. He simply threw the cigarette into the coin box. You can imagine how confused the driver was. He asked him why he threw the cigarette in the box, and the man replied, "You told me to put it out, right? I mistook the coin box for an ashtray." The whole bus burst into laughter.
9. I met a really weird woman the other day.
A man got into an argument with her for some unknown reason and cursed, "You slut, I'll fuck you to death!"
The woman was only in her early twenties, quiet and unassuming, when she suddenly yelled: "Afraid of you? I'll crush you with my penis!!!"
Everyone on the bus started trying not to laugh; they couldn't hold it in any longer...
10. I boarded the bus at the starting point, and at the second stop, a woman in her forties or fifties got on. I sat in the front row, and she sat down next to me, muttering to herself, "Damn it, it's that same driver again." The driver, a young man, overheard and turned around to berate her. But this woman wasn't one to back down; she raised her voice dramatically, saying, "I've been taking this bus for years! I know all of you drivers! When did you run over a girl's bicycle? When did you fight with another bus and crash into a tree? And once, I even got into a fight with the driver of the ** bus over right-of-way! Did I wrong you? Did I wrong you? Did I wrong you?!" Then she went on and on, berating the driver without uttering a single swear word, but every word was sharp. The driver surprisingly fell silent and drove off, annoyed. Everyone on the bus wanted to laugh but held it in. The ending was even more ridiculous. The driver, probably still upset, scraped against a car while turning. This made the woman even more smug. "I told you so, didn't I?" she thought. Haha.
11. A female classmate of mine encountered someone on the bus who was shouting very loudly while holding this phone.
"Hey Ai, have you transferred that 100,000 yuan to me yet...?"
My classmate was extremely annoyed and frustrated by this kind of person, so he took out his phone.
"Hey Mom, what's going on? Has my 500,000 yuan living expenses been transferred yet? I just transferred it! Please, have mercy!"
12. Late at night, a bus was finishing its last run and preparing to hand over the reins. The driver looked back and saw a woman in white sitting in the last row. He continued driving, glanced in the rearview mirror, and the woman was gone! Panicked, he slammed on the brakes. Looking back, she was there again. Feeling guilty, he turned back and continued driving. He cautiously glanced in the rearview mirror again, and the woman was gone again! Terrified, he slammed on the brakes once more. Looking back, the woman was there again. The driver was on the verge of a breakdown, drenched in cold sweat, and turned back to drive. The third time, the driver glanced in the rearview mirror, and the woman was gone again. Completely distraught, he slammed on the brakes again, but didn't turn back. At that moment, the woman slowly walked up to him, her hair disheveled, her face covered in blood, dripping onto his feet. The driver froze, unable to turn to look at her. The woman said in a low voice, "What grudge do you hold against me? Every time I squat down to tie my shoelaces, you slam on the brakes! Every time I squat down to tie my shoelaces, you slam on the brakes!"

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