Twenty-one short jokes

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1. Song Dandan: When I was a child, the most unforgettable thing for me was the sports meet on Children's Day. Wow, the scene was quite spectacular. There were gongs and drums, firecrackers, red flags waving, and a sea of people... At that time, I wanted to be a high jumper. I could lift my front foot and jump to this point; lift my back foot and jump to this point. But after practicing for many years, I could get my shoes up, but my legs couldn't.
2. Zhao Benshan: Cai Lun of the Eastern Han Dynasty invented paper. A small, square sheet of paper. If you ask what paper is used for, let me tell you: reporters use it to write manuscripts, writers use it to edit articles, engineers use it to draw diagrams, and doctors use it to write prescriptions. When I was a child, I always wanted a pack of paper for Children's Day, so I could wrap each sheet in thirteen spices.
3. Huang Hong: When I was a child, I wished I had a magical flowerpot for Children's Day. I would plant five ice creams in it, dig a hole, cover it with soil, count one, two, three, four, five, plant five, and then double the number of ice creams. That way, I would never be able to finish the ice cream.
4. Xiao Shenyang: When I was a child, I loved to travel the most during Children's Day. Although I was not a big kid and not a celebrity, I had never been to any of the countries around us, such as Malaysia, Thailand, Vietnam, Singapore, or Russia.
5. Lin Yongjian: When I was a child, I was always dissatisfied with my appearance, so every Children's Day, my wish was to get plastic surgery. Last year on Children's Day, I finally realized my dream and got plastic surgery. But when I got to customs, they said I was too beautiful and that I didn't look like my photo, so they refused my visa and I had to come back.
6. Pan Changjiang: When I was a child, I wished my eyes were bigger after Children's Day, because every year on Children's Day our class would hold a treasure hunt. Sometimes, the hidden gifts were right in front of me, but I just couldn't see them even with my big, bright, black, hairy eyes.
7. Shennong: Eat more herbs to repel mosquitoes.
8. Hou Yi: Use my Sun-Shooting Bow to shoot them down.
9. King You of Zhou: Every day he would light fires to attract mosquitoes and exhaust them to death.
10. Jing Ke: Go to the mosquito's den and assassinate the mosquito leader.
11. Li Si: All the mosquitoes that were caught were torn apart by chariots to frighten them so that they would never dare to suck human blood again.
12. Mencius: Move to a place where there are no mosquitoes.
13. Guan Yu: Lure the mosquitoes into a low-lying area and then flood it to drown them.
14. Zhang Fei: With a loud roar, he killed the mosquito boss and scared away the mosquito minions.
15. Zhou Botong: He holds one kite in his left hand and one in his right hand, ties them together with a rope, and flies them.
16. Guo Jing: Watch my Eighteen Mosquito-Slaying Palms.
17. Yang Guang: Send mosquitoes to repair the canal and exhaust them to death.
18. Cheng Yaojin: Put a picture of me on the door to ward off evil spirits and mosquitoes.
19. Sun Wukong: He plucked a monkey hair, turned it into a frog, and fought a mosquito for three hundred rounds.
20. Wei Xiaobao: First, befriend the mosquitoes, then use sleeping potion to knock them out, and finally stab them to death with a knife.

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