Five jokes from the new version of Romance of the Three Kingdoms

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1. He loved me so deeply, he was completely infatuated—Diao Chan
You are the most sacred, you are my phoenix rising from the ashes! — Lü Bu
Diao Chan's scenes span more than ten episodes, during which she develops a genuine love for Lü Bu, and half of her scenes with Lü Bu will be crying scenes—according to actor spoilers.
Highlight: Chen Shou: Who is Diao Chan?
Luo Guanzhong: This is my original character, but I only wrote a few thousand words about her, in these ten or so episodes...
Comment: It seems the director really likes Diao Chan.
2. I can hear your heartbeat, your breath, and your thoughts. —Xiao Qiao
Xiao Qiao, to tell you the truth, having you by my side fills me with boundless joy! Alright, let's go to the battlefield together! — Zhou Yu
Zhou Lang, the sun is rising soon... as if it's rising just for you and me! —Xiao Qiao
Highlight: Ziwei: Erkang, we've been surpassed...
Erkang: Zhou Yu, I've lost! You're the real Casanova!
Emperor: Ziwei, don't worry, your classmate Ruby Lin will also be playing Sun Shangxiang!
Comment: It would be even more perfect if they did the Titanic pose on the ship.
3. Look at you, your painted eyebrows have faded... — Liu Bei
I hate Liu Bei, I hate him to death! ...Give me to Liu Bei... —Sun Shangxiang
In the new TV series *Romance of the Three Kingdoms*, before her marriage, Sun Xiaomei often practiced riding and archery with Lu Xun, harboring feelings for him. She hinted at her feelings several times, but Lu Xun, a hero of his generation, was oblivious to her, insisting on "putting the world first and having no personal feelings in his heart." This led to the "Dragon and Phoenix Blessing" scene between Sun Xiaomei and Liu Bei—a spoiler from the media.
Highlight: Father Emperor (turning to look at Consort Xiang): Look at you, your painted eyebrows have faded...
Fragrant Concubine: Sun Shangxiang... Madam Sun, you should be the Fragrant Concubine...
Lu Xun: So I've become Meng Dan. But my wife is Sun Ce's daughter!
Sun Shangxiang: Screenwriter! Why did I fall for my niece's husband?!
Comment: Sun Shangxiang's tragic love story.
4. Cao Zhi's affair with his sister-in-law, Lady Zhen – Media spoilers
Highlights: Li Shangyin (muttering): "Lady Jia peeks through the curtain at Han Yuan's youth; Lady Mi leaves her pillow for King Wei's talent." How come I didn't know the truth when I wrote this poem?
Chen Shou: Don't tell me you don't know, I don't know either.
Cao Zhi: Brother, I only have a crush on you, really...
Cao Pi (thinking): Screenwriter, you really have my best interests at heart! I have a perfectly legitimate reason to kill him! ...But is this really for my best interests at heart?
Comment: Everyone is conflicted; how did they come up with this plot?
5. Ambiguity Abounds: Guan Yu's Solo Journey of a Thousand Miles
Guan Yu once stood alone under the moon, his heroic spirit tinged with wisdom. One wonders what emotions stirred within his two wives as they gazed upon his retreating figure, the man who had risked his life for them, studying in the still of the night. Such a moonlit silhouette, projected onto a woman's heart, would perfectly stir a stirring of emotion, a feeling akin to a "tingling" sensation. —Media spoiler
Highlight: Guan Yu: Take this!!!
Liu Bei: ...
Lady Mi: Xuande, believe me, I even jumped into the well for you. Sister Gan and I are both innocent…
Sun Shangxiang (sneers): The screenwriter is just a strong fan of incest.
Zhen Ji (with tears in her eyes): +1
Liu Bei (looking at Sun Shangxiang and Lady Gan Mi): Why am I always the one who suffers misfortune...?
Cao Pi (looking coldly at Liu Bei): As the founding emperor, there are gains and losses!
Sun Quan (feeling relieved, yet wary as he looks at the director)
Chen Shou: I'm innocent! I didn't do anything... Director and screenwriter, please, why do you insist on restoring history...?
Comment: Poor Chen Shou, his so-called restoration of historical facts...

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