★2013 saw the emergence of another powerful new word.

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1. Once you're on the pirate ship, you go with the pirates.
2. Girls change a lot as they grow up, and they become more and more casual.
3. Pyramid schemes are like rabbits that prey on the grass near their burrows.
4. Go your own way, and part ways with love.
5. A woman can be promiscuous, but she cannot have an abortion.
6. If you're a wolf, sharpen your teeth; if you're a sheep, strengthen your legs.
7. A man's strength is the money in his pocket.
8. Everyone says I'm pretty, but it's all makeup.
9. Though the bird is small, it plays in the entire sky.
10. Even the most vows of eternal love couldn't withstand a peaceful parting.
11. It's better to face setbacks than to stay at home and face adversity.
12. There are no unchanging promises, only endless lies.
13. Sleep is the best tool for testing a teacher's teaching level.
14. Don't go that far ahead; who can guarantee you'll live to see that day?
15. Tired? That's good, comfort is for the dead.
16. Learn from Jiang Ziya; he only caught fish that were courting death.
17. In ancient times, a sword could roam the world; now, a scoundrel roams freely.
18. Who can be as steadfast in their feelings for me as they are for RMB?
19. Ever since I bought insurance, I don't need to look at traffic lights when crossing the street anymore.
20. I woke up thinking I'd grown taller, but it turns out the blanket was just lying sideways.
21. We keep practicing smiling, until we finally become people who dare not cry.
22. The purpose of a fashion designer is to: make women quirky and make men poor.
23. I don't mind if you lie to me, what I mind is that your lies can't fool me.
24. You said you would wait for me to come back, and you did wait, but you also found someone else to wait with you.
25. The only difference between a marriage certificate and a health permit is that it's not displayed on the wall.
26. The person who shits on your head might not be your enemy; it could be your upstairs neighbor.
27. The world belongs to us, and to our sons, but ultimately it belongs to those grandsons.
28. Living wastes air, dying wastes land, and being half-dead wastes money.
29. Don't complain if there's no beef in your beef noodles; there's no wife in your wife cake either.
30. You won't know how precious Friday afternoon is until you experience the breakdown of Monday morning.
31. Elementary school students are in lines, middle school students are in bunches, and college students are in pairs.
32. Ever since I got a tan, my complexion has improved, my teeth have whitened, and I don't blush when I drink alcohol anymore.

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