Six of Taiwan's Best Jokes

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1. Lee Teng-hui, Lien Chan, and Chen Shui-bian were inspecting the area together in a helicopter. Lee Teng-hui said, "If I drop a thousand dollars down, the person who finds it will be very happy." Lien Chan said, "If I drop two five-hundred-dollar bills down, two people will be very happy." Chen Shui-bian said, "If I drop ten one-hundred-dollar bills down, ten people will be very happy." At this moment... the pilot muttered to himself, "Why not just drop ourselves down and make all twenty-one million people happy?"
2. President Chen Shui-bian, hoping to boost his popularity, wanted to issue a stamp featuring his portrait... More than a month after its release, Chen wanted to inspect the sales... Chen: "How are the sales?" Postmaster General: "Not bad, but people often complain that it doesn't stick well!" Chen: "How can that be?" Chen casually picked up a stamp, smeared some saliva on the back, and tried sticking it on an envelope... Chen: "Doesn't this stick very well?" Postmaster General: "But... everyone... spits on the front..."
3. Late at night, President Chen Shui-bian went to buy a late-night snack for Ah-Chen. On the way, he encountered a robber... The robber pointed a gun at Chen Shui-bian and said, "Hand over your money!" Chen Shui-bian was furious and said, "What kind of attitude is this? I am the president!" The robber said, "Oh, then... give me back my money."
4. One day, the president, the heads of the five branches of government, and other high-ranking officials were attending a meeting when a multi-vehicle collision occurred. They were rushed to the hospital, and reporters arrived immediately. After a while, the doctor came out, and the reporters eagerly asked, "Doctor! Doctor! Is the president saved?" The doctor shook his head dejectedly and said, "Alas... the president is beyond saving..." The reporters then asked, "Doctor! Doctor! Is the premier saved?" The doctor again shook his head dejectedly and said, "Alas... he's beyond saving too..." The reporters then asked, "Then... who is saved?" The doctor's spirits lifted, and he said, "Taiwan is saved!"
5. One day, President Chen Shui-bian visited a mental hospital. All the patients stood in the corridor shouting, "Long live Chen Shui-bian! Long live Chen Shui-bian!" Only one patient remained expressionless, ignoring the president. Chen Shui-bian noticed this and asked the director, "Why isn't that patient cheering for me?" The director replied, "Because he is perfectly normal today."

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