24 classic witty replies

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1. A female gamer posted on a forum asking, "I want to confess my feelings to my crush on Singles' Day, what gift should I give him?" 2. [Rainbow] Someone asked: What was the trigger for the May Fourth Movement
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signature: need just word, word has word. I didn't understand, so I humbly asked for an explanation. She gave me a divine reply: What's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mine. 5.

Someone asked: I've been with my girlfriend for a long time, and we have a good relationship. Should we have sex before marriage? A netizen's divine reply: Good morning.
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Someone said to you: "I bought a watch last year!" Divine reply: "What watch (sb)?"
7. Judge Bao: Zhan Zhao! In a little
while, you'll have to watch my expression. Zhan Zhao: My lord! Don't mess with me. 8. What is the plural form of boy? 9. Question: "Why did Yang Guo jump off the cliff?" Answer: "His father was Kangxi!" 10. Why are flat-chested girls usually foodies? Answer : Because they're starving! 11. Netizen's complaint: Other people's kids can buy toilet paper, my kid is still on toilet paper. Answer: Other people's wives can get angry, your wife still needs inflating. 12. [Rainbow] Question: What's more disgusting than eating a pile of shit? Answer: Eating two piles; Question: What's even more disgusting than that? Answer: Getting food stuck in your teeth. 13. OP: Let's talk about your favorite song lyrics! 14. A witty reply: This is a simple little bird song, waking up the white doves mating at the village entrance. I think I'd be perfect for raising a few big white geese, and maybe a myna bird too. You know, even if a heavy rain collapses the whole chicken coop, I have two tons of feed. I can't stand seeing other people's chickens starving and squawking, forced to come and mate in my coop. Even if all the chickens in the village die, I won't run away. In the end, my mouth will be so bland I'll ride my electric scooter to buy bird flu vaccines. 15. I just saw someone say the average salary in China is 4134! witty reply: What does the average salary prove? Pan Changjiang and Yao Ming 's average height is 196cm, what does that prove? Is Pan Changjiang very tall? 15. OP: "I 'm a girl, why can I strongly feel each other's heartbeats when my boyfriend and I hug? Is it because we love each other deeply and our hearts are connected?" [Hilarious Reply: "No, because you have flat chests"] 16. OP: Why do girls get their periods? [Hilarious Reply: The egg, unable to wait for sperm, is so depressed, it walks while vomiting blood...] 17. A once-popular status update: On a bus, a primary school student held his winter vacation homework and said to his mother: "Mom, I have too much winter vacation homework!" His mother then tore up the homework and threw it out the window, casually instructing her son: "If the teacher asks, just say that Mom and Dad fought, and Mom tore up the homework!" Having a mom like that is every student's dream! [Top Right Hilarious Reply: The primary school student was dumbfounded.] After a long pause, he finally uttered three words, "Just finished." 18. Question: "Why does CCTV always show footage of them tidying up their scripts after the news broadcast?" witty reply: "To tell you that we prepare our boasts beforehand!" 19. "You don't date, don't fall in love, don't go out, don't drink, don't go shopping, don't go crazy, don't rebel, don't follow celebrities, don't have crushes, don't confess, don't party, don't sing karaoke, don't act wild because you have to study. Have you wasted your youth?!" witty reply: "You spend all your time dating, falling in love, going out, drinking, shopping, acting crazy, rebelling, following celebrities, having crushes, confessing, partying, singing karaoke, acting wild, but you don't study. Would a dog be willing to eat your youth?" 20. A netizen asked: How do I flirt with a guy I like on the bus? Waiting for an answer! 21. What's the difference between Japan and China ? A humorous reply: "Yamete, yamete!" "Godfather~ Godfather~" 22. A popular status update says that the blogger used their iPhone 4s to check the scale when buying strawberries, proving that the vendor's scale was overweight. They even provided a guide for checking phone weights: iPhone 4 weighs 137 grams, iPhone 4s weighs 140 grams, Samsung Galaxy SIII weighs 133 grams, Xiaomi 2 weighs 145 grams, and iPhone 5 weighs 112 grams. A humorous reply: I tried it yesterday... I threw my Nokia on the vendor's scale. Later, I paid him for a new scale. 23. Someone posted a status update: "Look at my profile picture, isn't it awesome?" witty reply: "It looks like one." 24. After lights out, a girl was chatting about horoscopes with some other girls in her dorm. I asked, puzzled, "Why is there only Virgo, and no Virgo man?" witty reply—then the top bunkmate gave a bold reply: "Of course there is, it just changed its name to Sagittarius..."

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