Honey, you're so lazy, you just wash whatever you need.

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I wanted to have sex with my girlfriend, but she said I couldn't do it without showering. I agreed that since it was cold, I could shower "partially." After showering, she said shyly, "Honey, you're so lazy, you just wash wherever you want..." I almost fainted when I heard that. I only brushed my teeth!
Comment: A very subtle and lame joke, do you all understand? (Please give me a like to show your support after all this hard work.)
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There was a duck named Little Yellow. One day, while crossing the road, it was hit by a car and cried out, "Quack!" From that moment on, it turned into a little cucumber...
Comment: This is the first time I've ever heard this joke.
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There was a penguin whose home was very far from the polar bear's. It would take him 20 years to walk there. One day, the penguin was very bored at home and decided to go visit the polar bear. So he set off, but halfway there, he realized he had forgotten to lock the door. He had already walked for 10 years, but the door still needed to be locked, so the penguin walked back home to lock it. After locking the door, the penguin set off again to find the polar bear, meaning it took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's house… Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, the penguin has come to play!" Guess what the polar bear said when he opened the door? "Let's go play at your house instead!"
Comment: That's so cute what the penguin said!
4.
The little rabbit hopped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred small loaves of bread?" The boss replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, we don't have that many." "Oh, I see." The little rabbit walked away dejectedly. The next day, the little rabbit hopped to the bakery again. "Boss, do you have a hundred small loaves of bread?" The boss replied, "I'm sorry, we still don't." "Oh, I see." The little rabbit walked away dejectedly again. The third day, the little rabbit hopped to the bakery again. "Boss, do you have a hundred small loaves of bread?" The boss happily said, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred small loaves of bread today!!" The little rabbit took out its money: "Great! I'll buy two!"
Comment: This little white rabbit is so naughty, the boss must be furious.
5.
Xiao Ming said, "Kang, let me ask you, 'A shark ate a mung bean, what did it turn into?'" Kang said, "I don't know, what's the answer?" Xiao Ming said, "Hey! Hey! The answer is 'mung bean soup (mung bean shark),' you're so stupid!"
Comment: I know many people have seen this joke before. Perhaps some haven't seen it yet, but I still sent it.
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The teacher asked a student how to reduce white pollution. The student replied: Make lunchboxes blue.
Comment: This is a good idea; we'll soon be facing blue pollution.
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There was a man with a bad stomach. One day, he went to a gastroenterology hospital and told the doctor, "Whatever I eat, I poop out. If I eat watermelon, I poop out watermelon; if I eat cucumber, I poop out cucumber!" The doctor thought for a moment and said to him, "I think the only thing you can do is eat shit!"
Comment: This doctor is so direct! The method is disgusting, but it does meet the patient's needs.
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On the plane, a flight attendant asked a little girl, "Why don't planes crash into the stars when they fly so high?" The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars 'twinkle'!"
Comment: This little girl has such a clever, leap-of-thought thinking style.
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A polar bear and a penguin were playing together. The penguin plucked out all its feathers one by one, and after it finished, it said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!" Hearing this, the polar bear also plucked out all its feathers one by one, and turned to the penguin, saying, "It really is cold!"
Comment: These two silly boys are so innocent.
10.
Q: What do the chiefs of cannibal tribes in Africa eat?
A: People!
Q: One day, the chief fell ill, and the doctor told him to eat vegetarian food. What did he eat?
A: Eat people in a vegetative state!
Comment: Quite a few people have probably seen this joke before. I'm still sending it to people who haven't.
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There were two sausages in the refrigerator, and they had been there for a long time.
A sausage shuddered. Wow! It's so cold!
The other sausage exclaimed in surprise, "Huh? You're a sausage, how can you talk?"
Comment: I'm also wondering, how come you can even talk?!
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One day,
A male deer ran faster and faster.
In the end,
It then became a high-speed male deer.

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